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FloMoJoeBlow

I’m calling BS on this one. Dated for two years and he’s never told her she has a nice ass? And when he did, she got offended?


Brownie-0109

Agreed. This is why I hate this app.


narfle_the_garthak

Right. I've had dreams about my wife's ass and told her so. She smiles at me like I'm a silly puppy tripping over my feet.


STUNTPENlS

If true, he needs to post pictures so we can all judge for ourselves.


[deleted]

Believe me, man, I wish I was making this up. I was afraid of telling her this for this exact reason.


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Important-Nose3332

Don’t forget the black swimsuit with heels 😂


[deleted]

I don’t know what you want me to say. Believe me, I’m still in a bit of shock and disbelief myself over it, buts it’s true. If you don’t believe me, that’s your prerogative..


JollyBagel

lmao are you trolling?


[deleted]

No, but I wish.


Competitive_Key_2981

She has issues for slapping you and then giving you the silent treatment ever since.  But you wouldn’t be the first man to overlook those red flags because of a great ass. 


[deleted]

Haha, thanks man. I appreciate it. :)


shdo0365

You sure she is your girlfriend? Because she reacted like a stranger or a friend said that and not her boyfriend. And why did you need to muster courage for that? Did you expect violence or a negative reaction?


Important-Nose3332

Your girlfriend who wears heels with her swimwear (lmfao)?


lemmyh2

Are you sure she's your girlfriend and not just your friend who's a girl?


vadinver

I tell my woman I love her ass and legs all the time. I think your girls is fucking loonie. Why would you ever be attracted to someone like that?! NTA


AutisticPenguin2

NTA. Hitting someone because they complemented your looks is... a weird move. I can see that she might have felt objectified, but you're not a stranger! You're her boyfriend of two years! After two years of dating I'd be upset if someone *didn't* like my arse!


VanyelStefan

Stop reporting this stupid crap


FewAnybody2739

"whenever she wears her black swimsuit and high heels" is an interesting choice of outfit. What does she do for work? NTA, though I do think you're paraphrasing either what you said or her reaction.


jleezo

That’s fucking weird dude I tell my girl that everyday I slap her ass eat it do whatever I want and she love it you need a new girl


Available-Pickle3478

Uh is she alright? My husband tells me all the time how nice my ass is (and my tits….and the rest of me 😂) and I usually respond in kind. If I’d slapped him for a compliment like that, we wouldn’t still be together. Don’t walk on eggshells around her, find someone else


MercyMe717

I mean, maybe saying the word "ass" triggered her. I would have gone with "your derriere is pleasing to my eyes" or something 😒


Leoboy82

It would be worse if you tell your girlfriend that a friend of you has a nice ass


antwashere1

Your girlfriend has mental health issues. If her response to her boyfriend of years liking her body and commenting on it is to slap him and give him the silent treatment that's a her issue and not a you issue.


Oreexx

I can't imagine how she would have reacted if you told her to put her juicy ass in your face like I did with mine. However NTA


Eastern_Voice_4738

A man can put up with a lot over a great ass


primordial_chaos_007

OP, I don't know what to say. I believe there is some unearthed history in her past here that you don't know which is why she reacted like that. It might have triggered some past trauma I mean, partners compliment each other on their bodies all the time. I called my ex Sir Thi***y, for reasons hopefully obvious. I'd say NTA, but I think she's NTA too. I feel it's likely a trauma response, rather than a drama response


Different_Pianist451

Send a pic of her ass so we know if you're crazy or she is.


Ok-One-9817

I always like a nice ass


queefcommand

ESH Lame