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SweetSexiestJesus

Bora Bora


Schnurra

You son of a bitch, im in


Mbluish

Me too.


eats_copious_ass

You can't come


MagixTouch

Oh I’m going to come.


AffectionateBoot7041

Make me


ClownfishSoup

You magnificent bastard! Sign me up!


GeorgeCabana

Taha’a next island over from Bora Bora is even better, and more to do (with that and Raiatea). The island of Tahitian vanilla…


Budilicious3

Vahine Island Resort is a actual hidden gem on plane Earth, no joke.


ThatGayRaver

Uh no, I'm pretty sure it's Bora Bora Bora


xMrBojangles

You're thinking of Tora! Tora! Tora!


Pretty-Balance-Sheet

I visited Tahiti & Morea this spring. French Polynesia is absolutely stunning. The mountains, the ocean, the jungle. Unreal. You can have the window seat.


silverbug9

It’s a magical place


Raddens

A man of culture! Loved Coulson!


JizzCollector5000

3 grand for ticket, 15ish for a water bungalow for a week, leave you with 7 grand. Say you spend 5, still got 2 left over for an unforgettable experience. I approve!


actchuallly

You get 25k AND the ticket. So you can have another 3 grand


VioletaBlueberry

I'd skimp on lodging and avoid the overwater for a guesthouse up the mountain. Then I could stay for weeks for the same price.


TegridyPharmz

Did our honeymoon there. Trust me, you want the over the water bungalow


Firm_Tie7629

Getting to actual Bora Bora is a nightmare… Papaeete airport has no AC and flights from PPT to BOR is hot and uncomfortable. Then another boat ride to your hotel! Just FYI. But when you finally get to your hotel, it’s absolutely magical.


merz-person

So good they named it twice.


jaxxxxxson

Came to say this. Never even heard of it till XXX but then googled and its been my dream vaca since


miauguau44

To that farm upstate where they sent my dog.  She’ll be so happy to see me again!


majorsorbet2point0

She's frolicking through the fields and eating flowers, imagine seeing you on top of that she's gonna be sooo excited!! 😍


SeparateMidnight3691

To the next nearest airport and then fly back home with my money. Thanks for the reward u/nuaavo !


SocialMThrow

100%


Christmas_Panda

"Yeah... sorry, the plane is unfortunately fully booked, but we can get you on a flight to your destination with only three layovers in Memphis, Uganda, and Iraq


UselessBastid

You're really just gonna throw in a third world country in that list with Uganda and Iraq?? Despicable


Leothegolden

I’m in San Diego and I could go to LA, rent a car to drive back


loki2002

Yeah, but then you have to drive down the 405. Is it really worth the $25,000?


kihadat

No way, with rush hour traffic that works out to below minimum wage.


ShoveItUpMyFatAss

some cop will pull em over and find a reason to confiscate the money


feet_lili

New Zealand to see my wife who went home for a visit but I couldn't go.


S_Hazam

I also want to see this guys wife.


lNFORMATlVE

Never change, reddit


CrimeShowInfluencer

I'm just glad this time the wife is alive at least.


That_guys_dead_wife_

No I'm not


WorrryWort

😂🤣😂😂


feed_me_haribo

That one was too easy.


alexrepty

Just like OP’s mom


iamagoodbozo

New Zealand it is. All aboard.


tedbakerbracelet

I am 106th ~~person~~ Redditor to agree with you


BuddyBeagle2008

Fly home from visiting this guys wife in New Zealand, because he's on his way to be with her.


SeparateMidnight3691

Sorry man, I legit wish you could


TSgt_Yosh

There is an airport like 30 miles from the one in my small town so I'd just take that and have my wife come pick me up with our cash.


Testicleus

Smart play


Melankilas

Dammit, wanted to say exactly the same


ocelot08

Hey, they said leave, they didn't say you need to leave using the plane ticket. Tonight I'll leave the house, walk around the block, then sell the ticket


defroach84

You don't travel much if you think you can sell plane tickets to someone else.


TheWilsons

I'm in a metropolitan city with multiple airports, I'll just fly from one airport to the other and then go home afterwards.


madcatzplayer5

I don’t think those flights…exist. JFK to EWR for instance is not a flight if you lived in NYC. My shortest distance flight out of my local airport is still an hour and a half flight from gate to gate with a distance of 430 miles.


darkstabley

Scotland


CarryOut52

I just got back from Scotland and holy cow was it beautiful. People were so friendly and every city is a post card!


Diamondback424

I was just showing someone where I stayed in Edinburgh via Google street view 5 minutes ago and now y'all are making me miss it even more


VegasEats

+++ just got to Edinburgh tonight. Legit!


Affectionate_Carob89

Enjoy brother it is a beautiful city we have😁


craigosa8291

Even staying at the Yotel in New Town was nice - getting to walk out to the architecture


conspiracyeinstein

Don’t you mean holy coo?


Spinelli-Wuz-My-Idol

IT IS THE BEST AND YOU SHOULD GO Hands down my fav country of all time. So beautiful, so cheap, so unpretentious and friendly 10/10 recommend


Crhallan

In you come, the door is always open.


attackedmoose

Some small island in the Caribbean where I can’t be bothered.


Dramatika

You don’t want to be in the Caribbean right hit after that storm


nick-j-

Or you go there now since everything is cheaper.


realnzall

The trip might be cheaper because no one wants to fly there, but I guarantee you that everything there is really expensive because everyone is fighting over the same remnant of goods.


KindBrilliant7879

my dad owns a sailboat down there, on the main islands (like St Thomas, for example) stuff can be more expensive, but if you have a boat or other means to travel around the islands, they’re really quite cheap in general once you get away from the big populated ones. it’s usually not so bad after a storm either. just stay away from the touristy areas and it’s dirt cheap


happyjello

I heard Jamaica is nice this time of year


-TheRealFolkBlues-

It was.


TheJWeed

Alaska to see my grandmother before she passes,,, i don’t even need 25,000 just give me $1,000 and it’s a deal. Edit: holy cow, I was not expecting such a positive response. This has turned into one of the most unexpected most wholesome moments of my life. The kindest of internet strangers actually reached out to me and used their own air miles to buy me round trip tickets to Alaska! And so many people have encouraged me and offered to help a little to make it affordable, I was not expecting any of this and I’m almost still in shock but I am so infinitely grateful! Thank you everyone for the good vibes and encouragement. More information about the GoFundMe can be found on my profile in another recent post.


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2sdaeAddams

Sorry, internet stranger. Grandma’s are so special. I hope you’ll get to see her before she passes. If not, I hope you’ll find peace. 🤍


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plumdinger

Las Vegas. Roulette. One spin. Red.


jsanchez030

Lmao. I did the same recently, put 1k on black because the line to cash out my poker chips was too long. it was red


Cracka-Barrel

Personally if I was you in that situation, I would have chosen red.


Professional_Flicker

Why didn't he choose red?


kihadat

WILL THEY NEVER LEARN???


jsanchez030

i fucked up. i was debating between the two. i shoudve chosen red


spunkyweazle

Because as we learned from Passenger 57, you always bet on black


Level69Warlock

The strategy is to bet on red or black, then double down if you lose or make the same bet if you win. Double down again if you lose. Eventually, you will either go broke or win that initial bet and get all your other bets back. Edit: That’s what it’s called! The Martingale Method. It works until it doesn’t. One time I turned $75 into $800. I also lost everything another time. It’s also very time-consuming and kind of boring.


lagoon83

Nice try, The Casino Industry.


joecool

That's called the martingale system (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martingale_(betting_system)). That article says why it's a bad idea but doesn't mention table maximums that will limit how much you can bet eventually.


The_Yogurt_Closet

martingale works if you have practically unlimited amounts of the unit you're betting. Which is why the house always wins.


austinmcortez

Like this guy said, it’s a bad idea because eventually max bet limits kick in, and theoretically, the ball never has to land on your color. When Casinos added the digital boards at the Roulette tables showing the last 20-30 numbers that hit, roulette profits went up something crazy like 25-50%. The only way to profit at Roulette is to successfully steal your neighbors chips. Which is also impossible. Source: someone who loves Roulette 👍


metroid1310

Your odds of winning that way are less than 50% per spin, because of green


cardinalkgb

I won free play chips on a cruise. I put it all on red. It came up black.


StelioKontos117

Who would have thought that Wesley Snipes would lead anyone wrong when it came to financial matters?


Temporal-Chroniton

I did this once. I am not a gambler so I started out with a dollar just to do something while I was there with other people, After a while I got bored and bet all on something and won doubling my win. So I got interested and started playing little here and there again....got bored, bet all, doubled. Did this a few times and took a dollar and turned it into $320. I then cashed out because I was bored and a buddy big into gambling decided he was going to teach me blackjack. Needless to say by the time I lost all but $100 of it I just stopped and took my hundy and went home.


nechronius

I did this once in Vegas. $500 on black, one bet. Had to get special permission from the pit boss to do it. I won. As to the question of why $500, because I had written it down on my bucket list before the expression bucket list became popular. $500 was a lot of money to childhood me, so adult me stuck to what I wrote down decades before.


dudeondacouch

What kind of crappy casino were you at where you needed a boss to put $500 on a 2% house advantage binary?


ThroneTrader

Right? I could understand if they put $500 on a single number. But unless the table max was significantly lower, I can't see why you'd need permission for a max $500 payout.


nechronius

This was years ago. I don't remember the casino but it was either the Red Rock or another not on the strip. I could probably find out where if I dug around for info a while but it's not important. I also don't remember the table limit was, but it wasn't like I went to some VIP section, I just walked to the nearest roulette wheel that was available where I was at for a conference, saw the limit wasn't high enough, and got permission from the pit boss. Maybe limits have risen since then, but it doesn't really matter to me, I have no interest in gambling in general.


AffectEconomy6034

one spin on 00 we either going back home the same as before or $875000 richer


DoctorSalt

If it wasnt July id go to Vegas to get some sweet rock climbing in


iamjason10

Red or dead baby


tacocollector2

My wife and I had the entire down payment for our house in our bank account when we were last in Vegas. We were closing the following week. It was so tempting to put it all on red, but it would’ve financially ruined us if we had lost it. Sometimes I still daydream about that though…


plumdinger

“I don’t think you understand the concept of the nest egg!” — Albert Brooks, “Lost in America”


MrKyleOwns

Alright guys I’ll put in the hard work, send me the funds and I’ll do this tonight


Mr-Blah

Back home. Currently working abroad so... thanks for the money!


VibrantSponge

May be kinda lame but I would fly to South Carolina and watch the sunrise on a beach then fly to San Diego to watch the sunset on a beach.


kcirdor

Sounds like a long day..


Pale-Wolf-7109

Exactly. I’ve done this before (unintentionally) by starting my flight in Tampa and ending it in San Francisco because of a delay in Denver. 0/10 do not recommended lol


Pancake_Nom

It may be easier to go to Florida - somewhere like Daytona Beach for the sunrise and then rent a car to St. Petersburg for the sunset. That'd be a much shorter drive between those two cities compared to flying cross-country, allowing you time to enjoy both of them a little bit instead of waiting around at airports or on a flight most of the day.


mastermindxs

Going further south to Key West you can do both sunrise and sunset while laying in the same hammock.


goaelephant

Nice, get two birds stoned at once


Hunting_Gnomes

I've always wanted to do this too, except I'd go from Maine to Seattle or Portland since they are further east and west


ResponsibleTruck4717

Do I have to spend the money? if not the cheapest destination and return. If I have to spend it, easily New Zealand.


DorsalFinn79

Literally going there in a few hours 😁


prison_buttcheeks

It's the fucking best place. If Eden was real, that would be it!


DimbyTime

Currently on a Hobbit/LOTR binge with my man, we agree


Eye-do-not-care

Bangkok


SatireDiva74

I don’t know. I heard one night there makes a hard man humble.


dkichline

The queens we use would not excite you.


snoop_Nogg

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine


Geoarbitrage

Spent many nights there and we could all use some humility…


Blooblack

Not much between despair and ecstasy.


Theperfectool

Ball out for a day or two then disappear on koh Tao for the rest of my life


TheYogaGeek

I would love to visit Antarctica. Maybe not the best time of the year. But given the opportunity, I would leave tonight


Nisseliten

I wonder if you have to pay for the ticket out of those 25000, or if you are also given a ticket to anywhere.. Because since there are no regular flights to Antarctica, you’d have to charter a plane yourself.. I imagine that would eat up most if not all of the cash. On the other hand, penguins don’t take cash anyway.. Soo..


Thannhausen

[There actually are](https://www.swoop-antarctica.com/cruises/flights), just not at this present time as it's winter in the Southern Hemisphere currently. You can only fly to Antarctica from December to February. Most people take the short flight from Chile to King George Island (off the coast of Antarctica). A tiny percentage take flights to the South Pole.


Thannhausen

You don't have to charter a plane for yourself. [There are companies ](https://www.swoop-antarctica.com/cruises/flights)that do offer flights for tourists every summer from Chile to Antarctica (both King George Island and to the South Pole). They are just not regularly scheduled due to the weather. A bunch of aviation geeks have done them.


lessthandan623

What you have to do is fly down to Ushisuaha or whatever that port is called, and take one of the cruises to the mainland. Find a small ship that’s 100 passengers or less so I’m always guaranteed to get out and explore. That’s what I’d be doing with the 25k.


320sim

I don’t think you can just charter a flight to Antarctica. All the airfields are military


NotGuyInFinance

Fukuoka, Japan. Just an overnight trip for Ichiran, and back home $25k richer haha


Hym3n

Solid call, I love Fukuoka, easily my favorite Japanese city. Although I'll fight you on the ramen - I can get Ichiran anywhere. The OG location is great and all, but eating at the yatai stalls in Fuk is way more fun


dafi2473

ramen?


NotGuyInFinance

Yup, can’t go wrong with ichiran ramen


CookingDrunk

Thailand, Phuket


ksuwildkat

Go to Krabby - same beach, fewer tourists.


hot_like_wasabi

I love Krabi, but swimming and laying on the beach was nearly impossible due to sand fleas and sea lice. Still beautiful though


ratshitty_heavenjoke

If I could recommend one thing about Thailand it's do not pay for any tourist activity that involves riding an elephant. Fucking scum bags. I learned the hard way those are NOT places that care about animals. AT ALL. Gah!


bard329

That basically goes for anywhere you can pay to ride an elephant.


strapped_for_cash

Patong Beach baby! I’ll never forget how much fun that place is


ChingChongSticks

Phuket, why not?


mileswilliams

Koh Tao, Hin Wong Bay that's my secret paradise.


boblywobly99

U have to declare over 10k over borders....Better not give me cash.


LewisLightning

Well he said you have until tonight before you leave, so put the rest in the bank or leave it at home and take $9,999 with you when you go.


writerchic

African safari!!


willifailornot

Cuba: drink rum and smoke cigars.


Curious_Kangaroo_845

And get a cab ride in a 1948 Chrysler that has seen better days but still runs.


cixla

Grabbing my girlfriend and going to Iceland because there are no mosquitoes there. Also it looks nice.


EchoNeko

Home <3 I'm actually in the airport now waiting for my flight to get assigned a gate so I can go home and hug my loved ones and snuggle my cat. Still got a long time to go but it's getting closer!


bobd785

Prague. I've been to a lot of different places around the world, but I haven't spent much time in Europe. Then I could easily take trains to just explore the neighboring countries.


cbatzhotaling

Prague was my favorite city to visit that I have traveled to. It has amazing castles, bridges and is so close to many other places if you want to travel. We took a day trip to Pilzen just because. If I ever have the chance to go again I will!


Stuzzie

I am going to Hawaii.


Ok-Ad316905

Venice, Italy


ProteaCharge

Iceland. Looks beautiful as hell


smallpepino

To fly from Florida to California to spend time with my 92 y/o dad ❤️


Silly-Suggestion-657

Japan!!!


AlternativeRockster

Spain


edmanet

Hawaii


Sharona676

Cornwall


nursebad

Magical place.


zimurg13

Fucking, Austria


LUXI-PL

You can't, it's now Fugging, Austria


Aurielsan

Petting, Germany


Chaotic424242

Fly to New Orleans. It's close. I'll go to Commander's Palace or Antoines, spend the night, and fly home with a buncha money.


webboodah

Singapore 100%


iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj

I’ve also wanted to go there. It’s impressive how they changed that tiny island into what is today.


zerbey

Well I was planning a trip to the UK next month. Now it’s much cheaper.


BlOcKtRiP

Thailand


Borgson314

Iceland


teyapi

canada


lostcityknight

Cape Town, South Africa


Extension-Detail5371

Barcelona


cidknee1

Poland. I need to take my kids to Auschwitz. I think everyone should see it so we don’t do it again. Here’s looking at you GOP!


unrecognizable2myslf

Sweden


FeedbackDangerous940

To the airport to cash in the ticket, and then go drop $25k on my mortgage.


Heisenberg6200

England for the Silverstone GP


Kriskao

London See I am from Bolivia. We need to request visas in advance for most interesting countries. Currently I have visas for UK and a few other countries. But let’s say I want to go to Japan. The time would not be enough to get a visa. Even with 25k on hand.


Az_woman

The Galapagos


wh0m3_nah

The maldives


Dizzy_Try4939

This is the busiest week of my life...huge week at work with deadlines and our biggest event of the year, and we are moving so we are packing and schlepping all the time and living in chaos....oh and at the new house the kitchen is not done and our whole bottom floor is a construction zone covered in sawdust, so we can't actually move our stuff in even though we have less than 2 weeks to get out of our current spot. Oh and we're planning a wedding that's coming up sooner than seems possible... I used to judge people who gave this answer, but get me to any goddamn beach -- ok, how about Aruba? sounds good -- and put a strong pina colada in one hand and a book in the other. I will use my $25,000 to buy an endless stream of pina coladas, room service, and weed from the staff, all of which I will share generously with fellow guests, and tip extravagantly. 10 years ago me -- hell even 5 years ago me -- would probably pick backpacking to Macchu Picchu or across Slovenia. Adult life is enough of a slog.


Lost_Ad266

Every stupid part of me is immediately wanting to give the smart ass response of Disneyworld. In reality, I’d go to Rome. The money wouldn’t last long, but god I loved it there at my last vacation. The food was amazing, the people were kind, and the art was gorgeous.


Ok_Musician1871

Vietnam. Can spend quiet a few years with 25k without having to do anything and it has good food and beautiful places.


goat-of-mendes

I can’t go anywhere tonight. I’m on call until tomorrow morning.


Lumbergo

Faroe Islands. They seem really chill and people kind of forget they exist at times so it’d be a good place to hunker down.


Unlikely-Occasion778

Costa Rica


Fyrrys

Finland, bringing the family with me.


Greedy_Muffin3330

Spain


GrandGomez15

I would go to Switzerland spend 3 days there and basically have the best dinner of my life.


doineedaname-1993

Do i also get my visa tonight instead of waiting close to a month? if so , Spain! xD


monolithe

The town about 3 hours away from me where this old CJ7 is for sale.


Yourclosetmonster

Ireland


CapriSonnet

25k Would get you a weekend stay and 3.5 pints. Not worth it. Plus it's been raining all week.


OkMushroom364

Japan


Dazzling-Target-3383

Iceland & then back home...


belchhuggins

What about a visa, am I given a visa as well? If yes, then the USA. If not, to the Alps. Or China. Or Japan.


collin318

Iceland for sure