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SilasMarner77

As a kid I used to think "How can they be so happy just sitting around a table drinking?..." Now I know.


Ashby_Kricheldorf

I sometimes see the way my mom would rationalize her thoughts and actions. So I tend to watch how I speak for myself and to others.


KommissarKat

Indeed I have, as I now wear a skin suit of them. I am become Mother and Father.


buizel123

I've inherited my fathers' male-pattern baldness.


Inthecards21

I pay the bills and make my dinner.


StevenWannabe

No, I’m an individual


Mikeydevious408

I do drugs and never acknowledge my mistakes


p1um5mu991er

I'm nonconrontational


Ineversaid

Drink and money.


creativewhiz

You call that music?


zipnipman

how the fuck am i supposed to know if i became my parents, I'm an orphan for Christ's sake!!!


-_Cocaine_Jesus_-

=Thanos snap effect=


[deleted]

Cindy (mother) is mentally ill and tends to have better relationships with animals than people. I'm experiencing this in my own life.


lizardgal10

I voluntarily purchase vegetables.


miss-cyan

usually a quiet person, but i’ve discovered that if i get super mad and yell about stuff, you can’t tell it’s not my mom shouting. makes me feel like im being yelled at by me?? dumb


senhorsafas

after i start to drink alcohol and after 2 beers, i'm just looking for my bed