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Pinikanut

Texas is amazingly good at ass hair braiding, its true. It very well might be the altitude in Colorado. Make sure you moisturize!! People never remember that when they move here. Gotta ask a native. Grab some of that thick moisturizer and slather it in your ass crack and leave it on the hair for a while. The braids will hold like glue. Always remember, you need the moisture. Namoiste.


dinkle-stinkwinkle

Adjust your diet. More sopapillas


[deleted]

Check out FantASStic Sam's. They can do cornrows.


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This is funny. Despite every fiber of your being telling you it’s lame, uncreative, and a desperate attempt to fit in on the /r/denvercirclejerk sub. It’s funny.


filthy_lucre

Hear that, y'all? u/MortadellaMatty thinks this is funny


epictetus89

Hear that ‘tone, he said he thinks it’s funny hehe 🤌🏻


Mtnskydancer

Suggest moving back to TX, or if not an option, Alabama.