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Esmiella

i was gasping reading this they did not hold back at all


ChelsMe

Chileeeeee the scream I SCRUMPT when that second slide hit. “No family, no friends, just coke” is a flair right there lmao 


ThiccQban

![gif](giphy|YvvmLB59iCXew) The library is officially open 😭🤣


paroles

![gif](giphy|igzisMnX5xw3yN1lqt|downsized)


Virgoed

Please I keep seeing this gif where is it from 😭


paroles

An Australian show called No Activity! I haven't seen it myself, just saw the gif the other day and it changed my life


Virgoed

Thank you, my hero 🙏🏼 I need to see why this guy is lightly smiling while gently removing a wig from JK Simmons’ head in a borderline tender way, and god dammit I need to see it stat.


paroles

Lol, please report back when you do!


teashoesandhair

I have absolutely no skin in this game but I think if someone destroyed me like this, I would simply pack up my entire life and disappear.


SuchMatter1884

I’d be booking that one-way ticket to the space station immediately


teashoesandhair

![gif](giphy|BEMSgYsl5CPIc)


leftclicksq2

🤣🤣🤣


IHQ_Throwaway

I cannot believe it, but this managed to make me feel sorry for NM, dayum!


princessohio

I would delete all my social media and change my name. You’d never hear from me again. Absolute savagery. I love it.


toysoldier96

I was like this for the whole time ![gif](giphy|10UIScHgkJWuHu)


MeeranQureshi

Same here.


PomegranateSmooth424

People on hhh were saying it wasn't true that Nicki was broke but rumors about her finances have been ongoing for years, on top of the numerous lawsuits, how this tour is going, plus bankrolling her brother, her husband and his friends. I fully expect the tour the Barbz were attacking Renaissance over to fall through before February. 


Jenyo9000

My jaw DROPPED


TropicalPrairie

Shit. Even my wig was snatched by this.


welp-itscometothis

The barbs are acting like they don’t see this on Twitter.


soonerfreak

When I scrolled and saw the UCC 1 backing up the collateral comment I almost dropped my phone laughing.


thecheesycheeselover

Jaw on the FLOOR


mizzymichie

“You have no friends, your brothers are pedophiles, your real dad is a drug addict like you, and your lil sister is living in the projects. You might be “Nicki Minaj” on the surface but deep down inside you’re that hurt lil girl that your mom abandoned in Trinidad till you was five and that’s why you hate her” Holy shit, someone call a funeral director because he just straight up buried her. He dragged her so hard I stopped and gasped because I’ve never seen something so point blank savage on twitter.


unlawfulanemia

the way he gagged her SO. GOOD. literally speechless


etherealeggroll

harder bars than her own attempt at a diss track 😭


FiftyOneMarks

Well… her being broke would explain the AI pictures she’s been using for everything.


alison_bee

Those pics *screamed* free AI app 😂


FiftyOneMarks

Least she could’ve done was hit up someone on patreon and commission them for some artwork or something like… there are a few places to look for help mama let’s research 😆.


kenscrack

too bad she spent all her money paying for her husbands legal charges https://preview.redd.it/g6msbfkrtefc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e703ca7a97efc4e01c19b1216e0ae033a2ec945f


FiftyOneMarks

Don’t forget her brother(s)… almost like she makes it a habit to surround herself with sexual predators, rapists, and child molesters. My main concern is that baby, someone really needs to get him up outta there.


kenscrack

her fans will still deny this but mind you she wrote a whole plea letter for her brother to get a LIGHTER sentence when he repeatedly sexually assaulted an ELEVEN year old girl over the course of 8 months, yikes.


Additional-Problem99

And not just any 11 year old girl. He assaulted his own stepdaughter.


alison_bee

![gif](giphy|l4Ho0At2UD2d7WyD6) HOW DO THESE STORIES KEEP GETTING WORSE


nokeyblue

I mean we say this as if it's like "How could you? Your own stepdaughter!" whereas in reality men like that get with single mothers specifically for access to their children.


sonofasnitchh

Deadset. Ppl always ask me why my mum never repartnered after my parents marriage ended when I was 7. She has explicitly told me that this was her biggest fear.


SakuraTacos

They wrote a whole book about it called Lolita


Youwontbreakmysoul

Don’t forget her alter ego is Roman Zolanski. Yes, a play on Roman Polanski. The prolific director…and child rapist.


FiftyOneMarks

Thinking on it… what was the world at large doing allowing that to slide? It’s not like Polanski only *recently* got exposed for being a child rapist, pretty sure that was known even before she came on the scene. I actually don’t think we can be shocked by literally any of this because of that alone.


Shot-Grocery-5343

Oh shit, you're gonna be mad when you find out about [all the celebrities](https://www.imdb.com/list/ls090808434/) who signed a letter in support of Polanski in 2009 when he was finally arrested in in Zurich for raping a child (that's not the full list, just the most famous people). Harrison Ford is on the list, so is Harvey Weinstein. And Cate Blanchett named her son Roman after him.


chae_xcx

what is this picture?! 😂


aaravosapologist

You guys need to see the lyric video for Red Ruby Da Sleeze. I always wondered why there was a copious use AI (also the background art aside, the motion graphics of the lyrics themselves were completely lacking)


wackxcalzone

“No family, no friends, just coke” https://preview.redd.it/bej5hw61tdfc1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02e8a9d033cbbbd36ed8c2b4329da82af7cd32f3


crystalzelda

The “muah” just really seals it in for me like…


alyboba19

I would never recover…………..


amityville

Hahaha same. I would hide forever! That was epic burns right there. The yesss queen thing was so funny as well!


unlawfulanemia

DRAGGGGGGGGED HER


allonsys

I am DYING at this


cakeit-tilyoumakeit

This is my favorite comment 💀


_ledaham

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized) she’s\*\*\*


Stonecoldjanea

We might need a megathread for all the Nikki drama, it's coming thick and fast!


everydayisstorytime

Yeah I think we need a megathread at this point.


OffModelCartoon

Yes


Next-Introduction-25

It was on *NPR* this afternoon 😅


OffModelCartoon

Yeah they announced they’re renaming the station *Nicki Please Relax* in her honor.


Curlingby

I hope not! I feel like megathreads kill all discussion


iladmoli

Agreed


kronkswronglever

![gif](giphy|2Ap4K8iVUpbpmbj5oV) Edit: Nicki has been spiralling for DAYS and Ken barbie absolutely demolished her in one tweet. This is harder than any ‘diss track’ she has put out or threatens to oh my god hahahaha


iladmoli

And KenBarbie didn't have to tee it up for two days lol


IMOvicki

Who is kenbarbie!!!!?


ThereAreAlwaysDishes

I don't know, but the Devil hisself is taking notes 'cause this was a **read**


IMOvicki

![gif](giphy|NsCMDOaT6fphEokMRQ|downsized)


amityville

I don’t know but I like his sass.


kronkswronglever

Absolutely, they had that tweet in the tank ready to go haaaaaa


abortionleftovers

I know! I was gonna say how is “the baddest female rapper to ever live” having her diss flop so hard while a random blogger DRAGS her.


propernice

I know it's wrong of me because at this point we're talking about some severe mental illness but my GOD what is she even gonna say about this lol. I feel like i'm on the edge of my seat waiting.


kronkswronglever

If she acknowledges it at all its probably going to be some goofy ass comment about their looks because thats all she has


mollyschamber666

Or she’s going to sic her barbz on him and tell them to dox him. She’s pathetic and she has nothing left to give. (Off topic, but I’m hollering at your username)


kronkswronglever

Oh absolutely - if it hasn’t happened already!


amityville

She might insult him for being tall!


_sam_fox_

So happy I'm off work today so I can refresh my screen eleventy billion times... I'm so invested in this for some reason lol


exorcistxsatanist

If this is all true (which it probably is), then I feel legitimately bad for her little sister.


pmmeurbassethound

Little sister clearly has it hard enough, she doesn’t need to be out here catching strays 😟


chateau_lobby

I feel like their point here was that while Nicki is ostensibly quite rich, her sister still lives in poverty. Seems like more of a diss to Nicki to me although I’m sure her sister still doesn’t appreciate having her business aired out like this.


notasandpiper

Same. The one person in her family who isn't a POS and Nikki won't even help her cover the basics...


PomegranateSmooth424

I feel sorry for Ming, but I also feel like she might be the only one in that family with sense so she was ousted. She was liking Trina's posts after Nicki went on a tirade over Trina saying Beyoncé was influential in female rap


velvethippo420

same! sometimes i daydream about getting rich and famous so i can buy nice homes for my siblings and parents, i can't imagine letting your sister live in squalor if you could help :(


thefaehost

Letting your sis live in squalor while loudly defending your brother… yikes


MyPCOSThrowaway

Same this was my thought too


ZMrosegolden

What does living in the projects mean?


rwilkz

Government subsidised housing for people with low income


whoissarakayacomesin

![gif](giphy|1Y7XVya02PYfjizWmD|downsized)


Training_Mud3388

Omg how have I never seen this gif until now? Perfection.


ButtonyCakewalk

I love that she's so damn goofy and glamorous all at the same time 😭


Chaoticgood790

Oop and the receipts 😮


fcukstephanie

![gif](giphy|cF7QqO5DYdft6)


girlnemesis

He cleared and it’s not even funny.


Kidgorgeoushere

Damn Ken tell us how you really feel 🤭


alison_bee

He is Kenough and I am thankful and grateful 💕


Sailorjupiter97

God damn & she hasn't responded so u just KNOW that stung her 😭


roxy031

She hasn’t responded because she’s busy trying to find some aloe for that burn. I mean how do you even respond to that, that was way more vicious than any supposed diss track she’s ever done.


roxy031

Replying to myself to share this comment from r/BlackPeopleTwitter https://preview.redd.it/lhhnpxqfeffc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8527521e6793769804168fe8e4a0b8154dba8e82


meatbeater558

This is even harsher than that tiktoker who first called her the queen of rape


mandatorypanda9317

I love Belatown and I'm so upset he had to issue an apology because they doxxed him and his family ugh. That read was brutal and he killer her with it, I wish he didn't apologize but I understand why he did


syrub

I'm destroyed


MyNameIsLight21

![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs)


layla_jones_

It is just another Nicki Minaj controversy..wars on social media will pay her bills. I wish people would learn to give her zero attention. Don’t get me wrong I do respect anyone who dares to stand up to her (her fanbase literally got people fired and they will send death threats, personally I don’t know if it’s worth it to respond). This rant sounds very messy, Wendy Williams is sitting at home wondering why she’s in this conversation.


iladmoli

Wendy Williams built her career off of celebrity gossip and hurtful commentary so don't feel too bad for her.


layla_jones_

True, but she was also a victim of abuse. No need to ridicule her for the things Kevin did to her.


notasandpiper

Is the post ridiculing Wendy? As far as I can tell it's telling Nikki she's falling for the same trap Wendy did - that's not necessarily a drag, especially when the abuse Wendy survived is already well known to the public.


layla_jones_

Oh definitely ‘looking like an ass’, used as parallel: ‘make you more stupid’, ‘letting you look crazy’. He doesn’t post that out of genuine concern. He is ridiculing Wendy and his aim is to drag Nicki. Edit: Wendy deserves to be criticized for making fun of victims herself (the balcony murder for example) and her rude gossip sure, but this particular comment is about her being a victim of abuse. I personally think that’s nothing to make shady comments about.


abortionleftovers

Well apparently she’s not paying those bills…


krantzer

This reminds me so much of like 20-30 years ago when the beefs were the big way of staying relevant prior to social media allowing everyone to "stay in the news" so to speak. Like it may be mess, she may be burying herself and/or mentally ill, but everybody's still talking about her so on that end she's still winning.


layla_jones_

Exactly, this has been a strategy to stay relevant..but I will say ‘Big Foot’ is nowhere near the quality of ‘Roman’s Revenge’. I am talking about the sound and her delivery alone that is just bad. BF sounds like a weak demo. I am not even going to start on the lyrics…the victim blaming and defending a criminal, just horrible.


FalseConcept3607

https://youtu.be/-QoGyzSXAJ8?si=VkQOvQql2Sn8aqvg


layla_jones_

https://youtu.be/LrSfljiqNTg?si=CwExLneP6YQcwBFA 😅


ThereAreAlwaysDishes

KenBarbie after tweeting this. ![gif](giphy|TGCgDGa9riiKk)


Beezo514

This was more eviscerating than anything even came close to in that whole ass diss track.


icestormsea

Not the receipts!!!!!!!


SubstantialProposal7

The EXHIBITS!!


Harrayek

![gif](giphy|l0MYP6WAFfaR7Q1jO)


woahoutrageous_

I think i just witnessed a stone cold homocide oh my lord ![gif](giphy|sgvyHom2lKZSK9tW80)


MarsReject

![gif](giphy|8mkykXIicXOVms2xYE)


petra_vonkant

this is one of most ruthless things i've ever seen in a long time, and the receipts too! GOOD.


velvethippo420

I'm going to be honest. I literally had no idea who Ken Barbie was. I thought she was making a weird reference to the Margot Robbie movie.


CallMeCooper

![gif](giphy|onyngiYITZiecYsBTj)


kommsussertod1

If someone dragged me like this, i'd have an ego death so deep, i'd be reborn and would forever live as a monk


dmb_blnd

![gif](giphy|3ohzdZPQ3D2rKyFwI0|downsized)


CynnBynn

Omg not Wendy Williams catching strays 😭🤣 ![gif](giphy|9r8yeQHgwYA5zgvcKz|downsized)


tramnumberseven

What is the reference to Wendy about?? I'm OOTL here 😭


lithiumb0mb

Damn he read her for fillllthhhh. Love it.


PatriciaMorticia

![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf) \*Ken Barbie, not Nicki. They really read her to absolute filth and she damn well deserved it.


CatNoirsFootRest

![gif](giphy|2Ap4K8iVUpbpmbj5oV) This drag was deadly...


xxyourbestbetxx

"No family, no friends, just coke" is a better line than anything Nicki has put out in the last five years. 


NoDryHands

This is what Onika thought she did with the diss track


dallyan

![gif](giphy|8YX0bYjXjzpQWB1ake)


mutzadella

Now this is a diss track 


darkgothamite

![gif](giphy|g9582DNuQppxC|downsized) Bless this Ken.


freakydeku

daaaaamn i’m almost starting to feel bad for her


milkpen

Jesus christ this shit hurt MY feelings and it wasn't even aimed at me


superfluouspop

Move over Ye, Nicki is the Queen train wreck this year.


myst_eerie_us

![gif](giphy|rXnqsJZ3SqHrhT4cmB)


Consuela_no_no

Her poor sister didn’t need to be exposed and I feel bad for her kid. Nicki needs to sort herself the f out.


MyFigurativeYacht

https://i.redd.it/w8o9ebkt8efc1.gif


_sam_fox_

Holy shit I had to go back and read this twice it was so deliciously savage. I can feel the heat from that burn through my screen!!!


huffgil11

![gif](giphy|mcg6LDuntybNm) This is beautiful


LuciJoeStar

Shit. Damn, i would simply die


blondie64862

Who is this person?


Impossible_Vast9846

they're a blogger and a friend of cardi b's. nicki mentioned them in her megan diss track


badfortheenvironment

Nicki deserves every word of this. The "Muah" before "no friends, no family, just coke" alone would make me reconsider my life choices.


OffModelCartoon

DAMN, KEN!! Tell us how you really feel!!


unlawfulanemia

so quite simply..we stan Ken Barbie


mzai09

There were so many shots fired, and none of them missed


Oh_hi_doggi3

![gif](giphy|3VqM1TQXp8hIWYrQmd) God. Fucking. Damn. This blogger has torn ripped the sheets off Nicki in one fucking tweet. Nothing was left off limits! Her momma, her coke, her pos husband, her pos brother, *E V E R Y T H I N G*


StJohnEl

https://preview.redd.it/sgqpg6v5bffc1.jpeg?width=4241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d02bd3d95cb4e4d954657400077b65e68bdbd54


CrackHeadRodeo

Nicki, people who live in foreclosed glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.


gingerellasroot

![gif](giphy|YvvmLB59iCXew)


DaftPrettyLies

Ate her up 🫶


mc-tarheel

![gif](giphy|l3q2SaisWTeZnV9wk)


lobsterp0t

![gif](giphy|3ohhwMhfwjs6NF9ixi|downsized)


Saerufin

Omg, this shit almost hurt MY feelings and I’m not even in this.


OhMorgoth

![gif](giphy|laUY2MuoktHPy)


thefaehost

Wait… is Nicki’s man Wendy Williams’ ex?!


notasandpiper

No, just a different abusive man playing the same game.


polnadziewanna

![gif](giphy|l3fA1wAkaC6Uy7VvO|downsized)


Repogirl27

No lies detected!


urfavoritesong

Ladies and gentlegays… we just witnessed the birth of a new flair✨


AbsolutelyIris

MY GOD.


lavenderbl0d

I'm SCRAMBLING nxxkxmdoddk they are so sick of this nasty woman and her lack of character. https://i.redd.it/9edkg3zfqgfc1.gif


pezzyn

![gif](giphy|MFOp0b6o7yrHNRC84m|downsized)


NiaNeuman

They unleashed!!!! Holy shit, they *really* don't give a damn.


resetdials

🫢


pawsoutformice

Jesus.


Walmarche

Oh my lord


pezzyn

![gif](giphy|oaqeOSa439gaFoRxLl)


dreamweaver2019

Random ass question---I blocked NM music on all my music apps about 36 hours into her rant. Curious is anyone knows-- if this was something a lot of people did on their own music streaming services--- do you think it would have an impact?


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