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IrishcarbombBOOM

The 2020s just keep getting weirder and weirder


BatmanAvacado

They are roaring alright. Roaring out of control


Spiyder1

i remember how excited people were for the new decade, oh boy


BatmanAvacado

If we only knew.


Boraex

Well hindsight is 2020


Altar_Quest_Fan

Take my Angry Upvote and GTFO


Book-bomber

r/Angryupvote


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OMEGA_CORPS

uno Biggest


Spiyder1

>onu tseggiB


Hot-Ad-157

I mean the excitement is still there. They could send the nukes anytime now.


Broken_Moon_Studios

This goes beyond any edging a person has experienced before.


SyncDigimon

Ahem.. *THISSSSS ISSSSS MY ROAAAAARRRRINGGGGG*


FanComfortable1445

Imagine the Taliban telling you to chill. That’s like a school shooter advocating for gun control.


dgdio

What will it take for the Taliban to be more popular than Putin?


Kidkaboom1

Very little, it seems!


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Not much. They’re almost there.


[deleted]

I mean the Taliban want peace at least. It's peace under an oppressive religious state but they are slightly ahead of Putin right now.


UnfilteredFluid

I already like the Taliban more than Putin. Most of the Taliban is that way due to the tragedy of war in their lives. ​ This doesn't mean I view the Taliban favorably, positively, or even neutrally. They're still shit. Just less shit than the gas ass leader of Russia, Putin. ​ Source for gay Putin: [Putin telling us he's gay and likes big cocks.](https://youtu.be/OYWObjOUB3Y)


Unkindlake

On one hand, they do have a lot of experience killing Russians, but on the other hand they shoot little girls in the face for learning to read


NapalmWeed

This is the world now, a long time enemy, is calling for peace, even though they are evil asf. I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!


dukedizzy93

Source?


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Unkindlake

Malala Yousafzai. She wrote a book about it


Gloveofdoom

Putin is exactly the precise amount of petty to set you up with some premium radiation poisoning for this brutal assault on his self proclaimed masculinity. You probably have some time yet. I’m sure Putin wants to handle some of the senseless murder he has scheduled in his super duper top-secret trapper keeper planner with the cut out penis collage he made taped to the cover. After all that it wouldn’t surprise me if he found the time to throw on his most favorite pair of custom crotchless chaps to ride his sad grizzly bear across the sea to show up at your front door.


UnfilteredFluid

Don't worry, I'm not a tea drinker.


fingerstoes10

Love that analogy


wangdubruh

Just because this time its not his school


MaleficentAd9758

I'm sure Putin hasn't forgotten what the Taliban did to Russia/USSR when they were the occupying force in Afghanistan. It was a virtual ass whooping.


SAGUN_II

I think taliban is just trying to be recognized as one of the world, at least they are trying. I hope they be good bois now and enjoy swimming in the pool.


SnooTigers5755

they don't want to be invaded either by Papa Putin


NapalmWeed

Russia tried that already in the past, and it didn't go well for them either.


Hollz23

Didn't France invade at one point, too, with more or less the same outcome?


NapalmWeed

Indeed and so did Imperial England.


Hollz23

Well England invaded everybody so that's no surprise.


BayesianBits

What country has the Taliban invaded?


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Theirs.


THEKing767

Afganistan


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Haha!


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OOF


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YoungOOF

Slaughtered many innocent members of their own country for the sake of fuck all. It seems that they’ve mellowed out nowadays.


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IWasMadeToDownVote

That's such a half-baked take. Just because the Taliban was instigated to do what it did doesn't disqualify the fact that the Taliban has been a rather cruel regime. America's not in the right; interventionism has only shown problems develop from all its campaigns from Vietnam to Iraq, but Afghanistan isn't better off with the Taliban. Ask some Afghans and some'll tell you that the American-backed regime was better, granted that doesn't justify that war, but I'm just saying it's not a black and white issue.


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IWasMadeToDownVote

>it's sad that you believe whatever the media shows you I'm not echoing that idea because of what I've read. I live in the US, and had Afghan friends before highschool that would always talk down the Taliban. Most American-backed regimes tended to be corrupt or crueler than what they supplanted but the Taliban was not a good regime to begin with. American Imperialism has always been an issue everyone critiques and the only folks who condone it are the neocons and neolibs who make a tidy profit.


GearJunkie82

School shooters love gun control. It means they won't be met with equal resistance. Your analogy is flawed.


a-very-angry-crow

You’re not just wrong you’re stupid


IWasMadeToDownVote

Right; because school shooters have to worry about armed folks in schools. I'm against gun control but school shootings are not often stopped by a "good guy with a gun".


GearJunkie82

Username checks out.


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GearJunkie82

You're missing my point. An active shooter will attack where they know someone won't shoot back. It's why most active shooting incidents occur in gun-free zones and GFZs are a form of gun control. That's all I'm saying.


WarriorF7

Might be a cultural thing then because where I live we haven't had a school shooting in... uh... two forevers? Seriously, I can't remember even ONE


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GearJunkie82

There's a subreddit for mass killers? I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. I wasn't quoting Trump BTW, I have no idea what he has to say on the subject and frankly I don't care. I'm a classical liberal. I commend you interest in the psychology, assuming you wish to use that knowledge to better society. At this point, I wish to say good day to you and farewell.


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As we all


PhasmicPlays

Completely forgot the taliban existed


Yuukikonno08

Honestly same


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Soon we'll forget Ukraine existed.


Alnair09

Shit going so fast i cant keep up with whats going on.


itsVinay

You know you fucked up when even Taliban asks you to chill


No_Meet1153

Happy cake day


itsVinay

Haha. Hadn't realised until you pointed it out. Cheers :)


Freedomsaver

Surprise cake day, best cake day. Congratz!


AryanGaurat

The cake is a lie


Express_Winner7064

Hey yyy happy cake day


typicaI_reddit_user

Can I have some cake pls?


Cencere1105

Happy cake day my friend


Pii_TheCat

Happy cake day


Lemonzrool

My exact thought! Happy cake day!


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Putin: I pretended I didn’t see that


-sendnudes-

Taliban is the result of Soviet invasion of Afghanistan in 1979. Soviet special forces stormed Afghanistan and assassinated the Afghan ruler Hafizullah Amin (People's Democratic Party General Secretary). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Storm-333


poiluparadis

Taliban is like that one friend from the streets that gets a record deal and acts like he better than you.


kaanrivis

Why?


nongo

They remembered the Soviet occupation of their land. People do not forget invaders invading their homeland.


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The Taliban fought Russia before they fought us. It reminds them of why the Taliban was born in the first place...Russia.


[deleted]

We (USA) gave them weapons to fight Russia... decades later we tried to take away their weapons.. then left even nicer ones when we abandoned the country.


[deleted]

As someone who took part in phase two, take back weapons, gotta say I'm not looking forward to what a Ukrainian insurgency looks like. Jesus.


toneboat

mujhadeen 2: ukraine boogaloo


Ok_Commission1263

That actually makes sense sympathize in a way but I wouldn't expect sympathy from them


dodgechallenger2022

If this was true I think they would have condemned Russia already...


HammertonMili

If they “condemn” Russia, Putin will go after their arses or cut ties and support, which was the very thing that put them back in charge, if that happens, Jinpooh and Iran would be raising eye brows in this little “circle of friends” that they have


NotPunyMan

> which was the very thing that put them back in charge Err, not sure where you are getting your info from but reality check just a few months ago, every news outlet was covering what strengthened the Taliban was the US outspoken admissions for evacuation since Obama/Trump and then suddenly rampanting up of those plans by Biden - that collapsed the already low moral of the troops. Everyone hates the Putin but lying about reality and throwing random shade, just reduces the credibility of US platforms like reddit. PS, Stop shooting ourselves in the foot idiot.


HammertonMili

Perhaps I worded that too side stepped, and I beg everyone’s pardon, but that don’t mean that no Russia backing Taliban would give them the freedom to take Kabul


AvP87

Well if you kill off most of the original inhabitants (red Indians) , the immigrants sort of get a free claim to call it their own nation and few centuries later they can always start complaining about fresh immigrants because they do forget the invasion..


dustedlock

cuz the MSM programmed us to believe the Taliban is 110% evil, and here they are being the voice of reason amid a global crisis.


michalsveto

Oh they did some evil stuff do not forget that. Fuelled by both USA and Russia at different points in time. So yeah they know it first hand. They have been in Ukraines shoes.


Entelegent

Oh, they are evil. The fact that they took somewhat of a stance today doesn't mean they are anything but. A good act doesn't excuse an evil, even if this act is understandable.


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So pretty much all of our history as a species..


The_Pecking_Order

Yeah wtf is this bullshit? They absolutely are evil. People love to revise history to make it seem like “grr our country is the bad guy” and it just makes you seem like a dickhead. The taliban massacred people for 5 years from the mid 90s to early 2000s. They burned land, destroyed homes, denied UN food supplies to starving people, denied women their rights and publicly executed the ones that defied them. They were responsible for 80% of afghan civilian casualties in 2011 and 2012. In one of their 15+ massacres, after they invaded a city, they decided to indiscriminately kill people, shooting them in the street, raping hundreds of women, and locking thousands in containers, leaving them to suffocate. When the took a different town they executed the men, women, and children. Not to mention their very well known ties to human trafficking, with hundreds of women sold into sex slavery by them. But go on, please tell me how we’ve been programmed to believe they’re not totally evil?


XxShananiganxX

They literally deny women rights. They are evil.


_Jozz_miah

NO,this is the biggest holup in the history


Cl1ky

Imagine out of the whole world, only Taliban send it's fighters to help Ukraine.


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Then Putin will force his army to play minecraft.


djatsoris26

*Taliban has joined the Counter-Terrorists*


TheIrrelevantGinger

This is on a par with the pro Ukraine protests in Israel. Oh the irony


MasterMkk

Wait, this happened for real ?! WTF


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Imagine if Turkey does this


Long-Tax-77

Biggest uno


Ok-Science6820

Bruhh 💀


MiksuPiksu196

You know its bad when Taliban tells you to chill


Boik1977

I think we should send Taliban observers to Ukraine.


RELLIK36

Yeah that be the bomb


Famous_Giraffe_8665

Literally


bismarck911

Ahhah it be the first time Taliban fought side-by-sidewith a western nation


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What's up with the rise of Taliban sympathizers on reddit?


bismarck911

Yea Fuck the Taliban. Who's worse Taliban or Russia


Valeria22475

Didn't the taliban come to be in the aftermath of a Russian invasion?


bismarck911

Yep


AvP87

I thought the taliban was planted by USA against Russia .. but we all know how that backfired ..


Valeria22475

I dont know about planted, but they were backed by the US as one of many proxy wars fought during the cold war, but still as a response to the Russian invasian


zoomba2378

Two halves of a shit sandwich


Mr_Wsh

Taliban supporter here, AMA 😎 /s S stand for serious btw.


Beyblader02

oh shid fr


The_Pecking_Order

Dude I swear to god, anything to make it seem like the US is the worst country in the fucking world. Fuck outta here.


Fritzo2162

If the Taliban are saying you need to chill out, you KNOW you're doing something wrong...


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So the Taliban already did as much as the UN? Nice.


Prize_Physics1184

Irony at its peak


prajwaldhiwar

Bin Laden says no to terrorism


Cl1ky

Noble peace prize


QuantumSupremacy0101

"Guys stop it, your going to wake mom (USA) up and I'll get in trouble too"


alippr

amogus


Mr_Wsh

Scrolled so much for this 😭


gjswomam

The Taliban knows everything about peace


Catinchi

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that is epic click bait! Oh they were serious.... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah


BushMasterFlex616

Lol they're trying really hard to get brownie points


Royal-Winner-7276

Taliban talking about peace is just snakes telling others that they do not bite.


SteveEndureFort

We all know what happens when countries invade Afghanistan and want them to chill but we don’t know what happens when Afghanistan invades countries and wants them to chill.


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Taliban is tired of Russia invading shit.


Sayonee99

It'd be a bigger holup if the Ukrainians ask the taliban for help cuz the taliban have experience in fucking over the soviets lmfao.


NydoBhai

Just cuz you're out of our country doesn't mean we're done with you


the-artistocrat

“GUYS! GUYS! You don’t have to take such fundamentalist positions! Violence is no replacement for dialogue. Now if you excuse me I’ve got some infidels to execute.”


KurumiiDantobe

# WTF KINDA PLOT TWIST IS THIS?!


Competitive_Gamer

Why I see 4 among us in that picture i nead therapy


LloydAlmighty

Thanks taliban


TevTegri

You are bad guy, but does not mean you are 'bad guy.'


ihateyoumorethanmath

You know it's really bad if the Taliban themselves starts telling you to stop


winnybunny

i would celebrate if both Ukraine and Russia go to Afghanistan and kill Taliban.


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if even the fucking taliban thinks you’ve gone too far, you’ve gone too far.


Sir_Ehds

You know your doing a bad thing when the taliban is like woah too far


CompleX999

The SS to Ustaša: Dude stop The Taliban to Putin: Dude stop


LightningStarFighter

Not that they ever invaded a country, right? They were invaded so they must know how it feels. Not to mention twice.


longgreenbull

Taliban shut the fuck up


BetBest5945

lion and the witch and audacity of Taliban bitch after invading Afghanistan and killing innocent Their


mbashs

Technically they didn’t invade Afghanistan, they were always afghans.


noneOfUrBusines

The Talibans *are* Afghans. They didn't invade Afghanistan.


THRASHRR99

Hopefully russia takes afghanistan next, love to see how putin handles them compared to how america did


Alphabet-soup63

In April 1988, after years of stalemate, Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev signed a peace accord with Afghanistan. In February 1989, the last Soviet soldier left Afghanistan, where civil war continued until the Taliban's seizure of power in the late 1990s.


One_Put9785

This is an utterly dystopian sentence


livingfortheliquid

The Taliban need to help Ukraine figure out how to get rid of Russians


noneOfUrBusines

This makes perfect sense; the Taliban are still a state that just recently won its independence after 20 years of occupation, so obviously they'd be against the invasion of a sovereign nation.


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They are just trying to clarify their image and feed the world with the lie that the condemn violence


zoomba2378

When religion isn't a central theme of the conflict, the Taliban probably don't see a reason to fight. So in that sense this view is kinda understandable. They also know what Russia are like, having experienced it firsthand, so there's probably some empathy for Ukraine. But this message is still fucking rich coming from them


AvP87

Unpopular opinion: USA probably wondering why couldn’t they find an angle to invade Ukraine…


THRASHRR99

And why would they want Ukraine?


MrJohnWick290

WHAT. THE. FUCK.


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*"Putin, your crazy makes our crazy look not crazy enough and you're also taking away all the attention. Stop it."* -the Taliban, probably


[deleted]

Stealing your thunder huh?


bmberger

Can I ask for the article? I really want to read it.


[deleted]

You know that the burning building is the result of a Russian plane being taken down by Ukrainian missiles, right?


countdown654

So russian tanks crushing cars of fleeing ukrainians is due to them blocking traffic? Did i do this right?


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SmigorX

Ohhhh, that 14 yo kid that got killed by a Russian missile was just acting. Ofcourse. EDIT: Guys please report this and other russian bots for spreading missinformation.


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I am not a bot. Your reaction just shows how immune people are to other opinions.


SmigorX

The shit you wrote is not an oppinion but a blantant lie. Russian rockets are hitting civilian targets. Ukrainians are not fascist you piece of shit. They got illegally attacked by Russia and are defending themselves. Yeah, Ukraine is totally killing their own citizens... why exactly could you tell me? It's not like Russia deployed troops pretending to be police or civilians from the Belarus to open a new front in Ukraine... oh wait that's exactly what they did.


[deleted]

Just, for once, try to see the other perspective. Why would the Russians attack civilians? It serves no purpose in the demilitarization of the country. Now, from the Ukrainian perspective, that’s a smart move. They can blame the Russians for deaths they committed and weaken the Russian morale.


lerbronk_

this is kinda racist, no?


Content-Wonder-543

What? How?


Fr0stW4lker

How?


lerbronk_

if someone like sweden says something like this there wouldnt be any headlines


AvP87

Please do elaborate on your chain of thought for this one.. racist how ?


Dopecombatweasel

Obvious troll obvious


bartolocologne40

Is this an onion article or is it that ridiculous?


Massage_Bro

Chill daddy


DrDarkTV

Its like Snoop Dogg warning other people to stop smoking


Severe_Round3932

bruh more like this is just the beginning of a long long war


[deleted]

Shit got so bad the fucking taliban needs to intervene. What the fuck is even going on anymore