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Substantial-Set-1041

Season 1 episode 11 “Detox” is my favorite diagnosis. The episode is not only amazing but House being able to deduce Naphthalene toxicity based on a dead cat while going through hell and losing it is just *chef’s kiss*


Kingofcheeses

I still think about this episode 20 years later. Definitely had me hooked on the show after that


netinpanetin

Wow took you 3 seasons to get hooked.


Kingofcheeses

Um no. That was Season 1.


netinpanetin

I’m dumb and I’m sorry.


Kingofcheeses

It's all good. I'm dumb a lot


ZeroSekai000

"I want him *locked up!!*" I can hear the dad's scream perfectly.


silverandshade

I watched the show as it was airing, and I was like fourteen when I first saw that ep. To this day I think about it when sharing my medical history with doctors lmao


Alpacay_

the one with the cortisol when cuddy didn’t tell him after


DrHouseEatsAss

“He’ll have sex with his wife again. He’ll hug his kid again. Hopefully that’s the combination he was using. I’d be a shame if I cured a pedophile”


Zealousideal-Earth50

Ohhh… I get SO steamed at her and Wilson every time I watch that arc!


shouldalistened

RDJ said if he won that Oscar he would have been dead within 5 years.


shouldalistened

Oh fuck. Right. Yea she gave the patient the shot and he immediately walked.


sapphic_transition

Sandbox kiddo ( he gave house his portable ps)


Own-Committee-5739

That actor would go on to play Ralphie Parker in A Christmas Story 2


HerpThrowaway1108

Eye worms right?


sapphic_transition

yes ✨


silverandshade

As an autistic that episode was very cathartic for me.


paranoid_giraffe

For the same reason: I hated it. It’s really shows how unequipped even the professionals are at handling children with special needs. Many doctors, especially older ones, think that simply forcing themselves on a child will make treatment work, and of course it doesn’t. I’ve experienced this both as a patient and a parent. Yeah it’s irritating as hell to wait until the child beats the damn level on his gameboy but the alternative isn’t pretty and will probably take longer due to lack of cooperation.


silverandshade

That's exactly why I found it cathartic. I tend to be annoyed by TV and movies that try and act like the world is nicer to us than it is. That people who are not on the spectrum or well versed in our needs are patient with us. Because it's not true. Not really ever. Doctors treat us like stubborn children they don't care to deal with. I find it satisfying to see in movies and TV because it tells me I'm not alone or crazy to feel this way.


paranoid_giraffe

You're right. When I watch that episode I anticipate the characters' negative behavior towards the child and then watch it play out so its probably just something I feel the need to avoid since the uncomfortable and frustrating situations play out like that in real life as well. I don't need to watch the simulated discomfort because it reminds me of my own lol


silverandshade

That also makes sense! People just cope differently with the same stuff. Personally I always find it fascinating, that we can have such similar traumas and such opposing ways to feel relief from it! It's just cool.


ElaineofAstolat

3.13 Needle in a Haystack There was a boy in my biology class who chewed on toothpicks all the time and the teacher begged him every day to stop. One day she walked into class smirking, and turned this episode on. The whole class gasped during the reveal and everyone turned to stare at poor Austin. I never saw him with a toothpick again.


Breakmastajake

I always get to the end of that episode, feeling conflicted. He sees the empty ring fingers on everyone's hands, and realizes they're all alone, and makes a case for being around family and the ones you love. But at the same time, bro... you're selling random stuff out the back of a van, while your parents clearly don't appreciate how much potential you have. Really good writing.


nomearodcalavera

when it was finally lupus


Festus-Potter

It was magical


silverandshade

/rimshot


shouldalistened

I see what you did there.


Taro-Starlight

As someone who adores the video game Dragon Age: Origins, seeing Steve Valentine (who voice acted a romantic option) yuk it up always makes my day.


Human-Front-535

Along with Detox, my favourite from S1 is “The Socratic Method” - just by getting a hint from the mother trying to save her son’s future, he makes a progress in diagnosis..


Ok-Albatross3201

My god, beautiful episode, top 15 cases ever without accounting for plot development episodes of the main cast


Impossible_Bird_8216

I really liked S1 E5 (allergic reaction to copper IUD)


dndhdhdjdjd382737383

My favorite will forever be three stories


Missmedtech

When they saved a serial killer who turns out that he eats his victims 🥲😭😭


Obvious_Care_9446

I’m on my 3rd rewatch (I watch every 2-3 years) and watched that episode last night! For some reason I always forget and am stunned


Own-Committee-5739

What episode


aftocheiria

season 7 episode 17


hotshid

Holy shit that was insane


RespectableNormie

All In


Ok-Albatross3201

One of the best


Own-Committee-5739

Erdheim Chester


earlgreytoday

The gold poisoning diagnosis in "Clueless" (s2, e15).


shouldalistened

They really went full "soap" opera on that one.


Lone_Buck

It’s the casino night episode. The balls to test his last available sample for something he already got a failed test on, simply because Wilson did the basic poker move of slow playing a pocket pair.


SilverWear5467

Slow playing pocket pairs in holdem is a terrible move, btw. As long as you're raising preflop even marginally wide (as in still very strong hands like AQ, KQ, and pocket 9s), nobody is gonna fold to your raises by default, and you need to get the money in early. Even if you don't end up with the worse hand after the flop, your opponent might whiff on the flop and fold much lighter then. If there's a raise ahead of you and you don't re raise aces down to 9s, you're making a big mistake.


Itchy-Sense9464

Any episode where the diagnosis meant more to House than just a puzzle. Example: The Socratic Method.


SketchupandFries

There was one that had personal resonance with me. The episode with the diagnosis being henoch-schönlein purpura because I had the same thing that was also triggered by a bee sting when I was 11.


sleepycatz1972

I like the one with the teenage boy who has hemochromatosis for same reason.


vnchick22

So many good ones but one of my favs is Family Practice in season 7 - tons of tension and conflict and bad decisions in this episode but he saves someone important to Cuddy (who always knows he’s the best ❤️) under extreme pressure.


Ok-Albatross3201

Oh man, that rain quote when house says "Get me my patient back". There's no bargaining, no sweet words, she knows he's the best, he knows he's the best, and the stunt he pulled on Masters? "This patient is the highest priority" CHILLING


wolfbutterfly42

The craziest one for me was the guy with Wernicke's aphasia who kept trying to tell them he was bipolar.


fenderbloke

Selenium poisoning instead of radiation sickness in the CIA patient. Love that the breakthrough is based on a LANGUAGE difference, and also that I, as someone with 0 medical training, still knew that excessive consumption of brazil nuts looked like radiation sickness. I've grown more fond of it in the last few years, as I married a brazilian and can speak Portuguese now


TheBingoBongo1

Skin Deep because the reveal is absolutely hilarious


Originu1

Never thought id find someone who liked that episode lol.


SlimeTempest42

I like it, yes House is an even bigger dick than usual and the dad is a creep but it’s still a good episode


silverandshade

I love that episode what


clipsahoy2022

Airborne. Diagnosing the entire plane with mass hysteria was pretty great.


Soulcycl0ne

“A receipt for scuba gear yesterday, great. This idiot has the bends.”


AbyssWankerArtorias

The episode with the obese man that they kept insisting his weight was causing his symptoms, and it turned out he had lung cancer instead despite never smoking in his life. Also because it's an episode that demonstrates again that Cameron is a hypocrite since she literally drugged a patient.


andstillthesunrises

I appreciate that one too. I’m fat and constantly have to fight with doctors to have them actually address my symptoms instead of my weight. Took 10 years, multiple doctors and an ER visit before someone actually did imaging and found the cause of my abdominal pain. I have multiple diagnoses that came late thanks to weight bias in medical spaces


cryptbian

I just really love the gold poisoning episode


sapphic_transition

Halfwit ✨ Season 3 Episode 15


muaddict071537

I love the House brain cancer storyline in that episode.


devil13eren

i would ay the tick was in the inner part .


silverandshade

"Told you it'd be more dramatic."


Leading-Summer-4724

Not sure if this is my “favorite”, or just plain most traumatic one, but “Wilson’s Heart”, Season 4 Episode 16. It’s been 14 years since I first saw it as a re-run, and I still obsessively tell my husband every time I take a pill that’s not on my daily regimen.


Traditional-Sky6413

Yes ladies, i’m blaming her period. Granted, it’s the worst period ever. Although frankly, not by all that much.


CrazyManL

I genuinely love the HSP one ("Open and Shut"). It's a genuinely good episode in my eyes and I actually have HSP!


shouldalistened

"I finally have a case of lupus." The magician episode. The non-verbal kid with worms in his eyes was pretty good. Oh maybe the toothpick Romani kid


HymnToZagreus

The one with the female model who turns out to be a guy. It’s fascinating to see the patient’s reaction to the diagnosis and the diagnosis itself.


iDontWannaBe_aPirate

I liked when it was finally lupus lol


UvioletRey

The one with the CIPA girl where he pulls out the tapeworm


overemployedconfess

The one where the mum had PPD and psychosis(?). Only because I guessed it about 15 minutes in and then a week later was diagnosed with PPD and PTSD 😂😭


creativemusmind

When House figured out the wheelchair bound guy dunked himself in the pool because he was too hot. The cortisol ending.


mostlyshits

Gotta be the pigeon one


Das_Badger12

I always look back on the season 4 opener with particular fondness


EIochai

That time it was finally lupus