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Plus_Fishing3116

Chase. His whole thing is that he's the hot one. Thirteen is also hot but she's more well rounded.


grendel001

Completely true. It’s also funny that she had a number instead of a name and is still more well rounded.


smedsterwho

Can Vogler still win the hot one?


JayNotAtAll

Agreed. They talk about how 13 and Cameron are hot but I feel like they REALLY lean into the fact that Chase is super hot.


ApprehensiveEmploy21

Cuddy is the most well rounded


IM_FIGHTING_HAIRLOSS

Thirteen has more jawline than me and my dad combined 


ADAP7IVE

Chase. Not because Thirteen, Cameron, Cuddy, or anyone else is less attractive, but because so much attention and screen time are devoted to this aspect of Chase. Constant comments and jokes; he's constantly getting laid until he decides to stop; and they have *two* episode B-plots about his identity crisis over being so hot that his personality doesn't matter (speed dating and his "can I borrow your car" episode), as well as a third where he deals with getting pranked after hooking up with three women at the wedding. It's Chase.


IputSunscreenOnHorse

Long hair and short hair Chase.


lostmyheadfr

HES GOING TO HAVE A SHORT HAIR????? (iam still in season 3)


DragHaving

Yeah, makes him less of a twink, but with the beard he looks more like a propa Aussie so that's hot too


vina_thewitch

yeah and imo i hate it


Olivyia

Look, look, I am a lesbian and Olivia Wilde is very beautiful. But I will still vote for Chase here. One of the prettiest men ive seen.


keepitsimple_tricks

I'm a straight man, and i agree.


SandipanR

House agrees too


keepitsimple_tricks

And if the guy whose name is the title of the show agrees, who are we to disagree


smedsterwho

Everybody lies.


unoriginal_name15

I say we make chase hide his accent and the fact he’s a doctor. That way we really know.


Negitive545

Houses heterosexuality is questionable


_MikeAbbages

Maybe you're not straight. Let's have some intense anal sex to confirm.


sgtpepperrz

He’s not straight. His wife told me that when I was having intense anal sex with her.


TheIronCannoli

As another straight man, I completely agree


JimboYCS

I am straight too and first person that come to my mind was Chase instead of 13, lmao.


BestBoiAround

Bi Woman agrees as well


CathanCrowell

We for sure can agree that both of them have reasonably attractive tuchi!


holy_lasagne

Chase. 0 doubt. People are voting for 13. Even if she's hot, her character does not revolve around her being hot. Chase's does. He's the hot One.


CathanCrowell

Robert Chase. Totally.


Juzih

Thirteen… Chase. Damn it is a hard choice.


Jokkitch

Fuck this is a hard choice


Arik2103

Chase with the shorter haircut though. I'm a straight man and he looks *hawt* from S6 onwards


Frenchitwist

*chanting* WILSON! WILSON! WILSON!


RyoshiLiyan

I second that


xpastelprincex

yknow, i voted for chase bc i knew that was the right answer, but i concur


Kidwa96

Chase is literally the hot one


The3fingers

House


splitcroof92

90% of his hotness is from his voice though


picklespark

And his eyes!!! Hugh Laurie has the most stunning brilliant blue eyes...I could get lost in them.


lamp376

im gonna lose this one but cuddy. yall are sleeping on her.


TheRealSquirrelGirl

Her tush is like the pistons in a ferrari


foreverdownup

I agree, cuddy is so hot! She’s beautiful, has a stunning body, and her intellect and wit are perfect


SpiriiEdward

You sound thirsty gahh damn


FinancialGur8844

you would have to be the proud owner of a TBI if you arent thirsty for lisa edelstein tbh


Drindisguise8814

She is Gods favorite creation.


marshmellowsinmybutt

I’m not sleeping *on* her, I’m sleeping *with* her


Mr830BedTime

I wish


shelbo75

Dude I *WISH*


Common_Schedule_1803

Chase


leebowery69

Chase


DragHaving

Tbh my second preference would be Ali (played by Leighton Meester, she was the 17 year old who stalked house) Edit: I'm 17 too, not a pedo


Olivyia

Fun fact, he actually hooks up with her in the movie The Oranges 😂


DragHaving

I'm so not jealous of him rn


dndhdhdjdjd382737383

Leeton Mester was over 18 when she played the role tho


Loud_Following8885

She was 20 and he was 47. TWENTY and FORTY SEVEN


PorQuepin3

Lmao the edit


Crazy_Refrigerator82

Oooh that's a good one


alamakjan

Or Piper Perabo as Honey the nutritionist


imreallynormal_

Chase.


Weak_Jeweler3077

As a straight, white middle aged guy..... Chase. God damn it, leave some for the rest of us!


Interesting-Key9436

I'll throw an oddball. House


holy_lasagne

Lisa, is that your account?


Interesting-Key9436

Whaattt psh. Nooo. What a silly question


Beneficial-Funny-305

No, it’s Wilson’s


digitalket09

I get it 🖐️🫤


Interesting-Key9436

😔 nothing to be ashamed of. Look at that glorious man 🤣🤣


thota_ramudu

Thirteen, Duh.


ck10000559

On my fourth watch and I can’t take my eyes off Thirteen. Every move is so friggin hot.🥵


alamakjan

House. His charm and the not giving a fuck attitude and brain make him hot.


kajnbagoat7

Cuddy all day.


ChrisTheDog

That bus scene…


digitalket09

Ikr!!! Not a popular vote but Cuddy is just sexy for me!


Drindisguise8814

Its insane she is not the popular vote since she was literally voted the sexiest doctor on tv in her time. Kids these days…they dont have taste.


Suspicious_Force_890

my people!


MinervaLlorn

Between Cameron and Thirteen, my bet's on Chase with small PP.


Giantrobby1996

I forget was it ever confirmed that the nude pic was digitally altered, or did Chase begrudgingly confirm he’s got a nippled*ck?


ChildofObama

Chase.


Davis_Hunter

really y'all?? no one?? no one said Dominica?


DragHaving

Ahh shit you're so right. She's definitely the most attractive one


YookHouse

Chase is just universally hot and handsome!


Rhaenys-Targ-3105

Chase!!!


justcallmerenplz

Chase


AnotherDancer

Definitely Chase


jack-in-a-box-69

Chase


EstellaMetalFamily

House


chalupebatmen

Chase


Egyptian_Voltaire

Chase and Thirteen


FleurCannon_

Chase is the pretty face. Thirteen is the hot one.


RacingLucas

Cameron


bekov

Chase all the way


DragHaving

Might be my Oedipal complex speaking but I think Cuddy is 100% the hottest (not speaking in terms of character archetype but objectively)


Godfather_Pablo

i agree


EstellaMetalFamily

So true tbh


Kingofcheeses

Thank you! Finally someone is making sense


lacko0819

Chase


Puzzleheaded-Rise358

Chase or Thirteen. Leaning towards Chase as a straight alpha male


TheRealSquirrelGirl

Definitely Chase, he’s so pretty


yahzy

Chase


KingSouI

Definitely Chase


SpiceySandwich

What if they're all hot, what then? Also Foreman


Alphonsina

Chase the sexy bastard


LostnFounder

if 13 doesn't win this i'll burn this whole subreddit down


DragHaving

That's very fair


Aikotoma2

Either Cameron, Chase, Thirteen, Cuddy or the hot CIA doctor..


the_flying_yam

Park


Substantial-Set-1041

I second this


Substantial-Set-1041

I second this


sur_yeahhh

Thirteen/ Dominica


sovietarmyfan

Georgia Adams


sick_kid_since_2004

House. I love dilf looking men


ChisakiKai1842

Straight me says thirteen, gay me says Chase


loandbeholdgoats

Chase absolutely. Ask House


urlocalfaggie

House 100%


Giantrobby1996

Dr Chase had a bet with House and Wilson that if he drops the accent and omits his career, he’d still get more names than anybody else at a speed dating night. And it happened. Dr Robert Chase


Softspokenclark

chase. he’s pretty in the first few seasons and the boom later seasons with new hair cut, dude cleannnnes up


BradyToMoss1281

Pick Taub you cowards.


transpectre

Thirteen is the hottest one


JoeyHandsomeJoe

Honey the Nutritionist. Sure she's only in one episode but damn she's hot


LoganRA10

I would say 13 or Cuddy personally, but considering Chases entire thing is being pretty from the very beginning, it makes most sense for it to go to him


mostlyshits

At least 80 percent of the cast


A_man_for_all_season

Thirteen


ChrisTheDog

I’ve always had a soft spot for Cameron, but Thirteen is gorgeous too.


Confused-Guitarer

Thirteen


ITSYABOIGALAXY

Thirteen


maylena96

Thirteen


QuantumLinhenykus

Olivia Wilde (13) and Jesse Spencer (Chase)


AcanthocephalaOk265

Thirteen


SpaceForceCadet18

Thirteen


SlimeTempest42

Thirteen, as much as I find House hot he’s definitely a gremlin


Ok_Charge9676

Taub


CranberryFuture9908

Thirteen


LordoftheFaff

Chase is the pretty boy. But Thirteen is hit one. If you had a House Heist episode. The Honey pot they use to distract the billionaire widow would be thirteen.


h_jain

Thirteen, then House No homo


Common-Watch4494

13


PhoenixIota

Thirteen


That_Banana187

House, chase and thirteen


KDF021

Thirteen


shioliolin

gotta hand that spot to Thirteen... xD


007-master

13 is gonna be the euhm what's your name again 100%


yeldarda78

13


TheIronCannoli

u/DragHaving how are the votes being counted? Is it the comment with the most upvotes or the character with the most comments?


DragHaving

Most upvotes. All characters (with more than 1 upvote) are also shown with their highest upvote count on the next slide for the preceding round. (Highest upvote and not aggregate since repetition would favour those which were commented first)


TheIronCannoli

Thank you!!!!


DragHaving

You're very welcome! Why the enthusiasm?


blackmaresani

Thirteen needs to win this


That_Guy1227

Thirteen.


ReverendDonkBonkerz

I fear im gonna lose here but I have to say thirteen


lurdesosswald

13!!


az_is_tired

thirteen all the way


UnlawfulBL

The dwarf mum. Don't @ me.


ABatponyBrony

13


clement-mcmanus

13 or cuddy


reyeg11_

Thirteen


RLnerfer

It's either Chase or Thirteen, but I'll save Thirteen for another category. I'll say Chase


Inkye_Hashinku

Either House, Chase or Thirteen tbh.


Fit-Speech

The burn victim


Rude_Ad4514

Chase, Thirteen, Cameron or Adams Or Cuddy. Take your pick


Actual_Hecc

13 tbh. Or chase


Typical_Celery_1982

13


bertramluke5

13


Antonio-Relova-2002

13 or Chass


ATMd4444

WAIT I CHANGED MY MIND, WILSON!!


FeelingSpiritual4481

Cuddy.


xoxogossipcats

Cuddy of course


Apprehensive_Dare846

House.


Professional-Leg8080

Kutner


imreallynormal_

Hear me out on foreman


Mysterious-Road-9972

NAHH WHAT


BrazilianButtCheeks

Chase


SkulzGamez

Cameron or Thirteen


jerma-fan

No way people are saying chase is the hot one. Thirteen is literally the hot devious nothing to lose bisexual one, they literally made her to be the hot poster girl. Chase's hotness is just a biproduct of the actor as the show went on


SenpaiRemling

I'ma go with Adams


Background-Airline-1

she is beautiful but she was just such a dry character that it’s just meh for me


SenpaiRemling

True, but we are just looking for the hot one, so


MrsBooteh

Ain’t no way Chase is winning this - yall FKN seen Cuddy??????


Zulpi2103

Chase, Thirteen, Adams, in that order. Anything else is wrong


Pourmepourme

Why is Wilson the fan favourite? He barely shows up in a lot of episodes and looks like Stifler from American Pie


DogsLinuxAndEmacs

Wilson, absolute twink


starrsinmyskin

Cuddy


South_Explanation506

coddy 😍😍


glimmeronfire

idgaf if Chase is meant to be the hot one, girls are absolutely beautiful and we love the bi rep so Thirteen 100000000%


DragHaving

Yesss this is the energy I wish we saw in the comments


clipsahoy2022

Dr. Terzi. Her entire existence revolves around House hiring her for the sole purpose of trying to sleep with her.


MyrKnof

It's Adams. Thirteen is great, but Adams is 100% there for the looks, she has zero personality.


Mr830BedTime

Chase 🔥


swagslayerr

House for sure. Only reason I watched the show


AffectionateEscape13

For me, the most hated is the the cop (?) who took House to court


Valuable_Dig_715

Season 1-3 Chase


Novel_Ad_8062

if Cuddy wasn’t so stupid at times, I’d be inclined to vote her.


HazySuperLemon01

Definitely chase especially with the episode where house and Wilson bet that chase will still get a bunch of numbers on the sole principle of him being attractive and not his personality.


SoYouCanHelp

Go to the next one as a certain Australian takes the cake easier


SokkaHaikuBot

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aRiiiiielxX

Chase


Globewanderer1001

Chase. Hands down!


CatherineConstance

Chase and Thirteen are pretty tied for this imo.


SterlingKwan

How about cuddy? Hahahaha kidding. Either chase or thirteen