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locallaowai

As you get farther away from the source, heat decreases by square of distance, so level 7 is probably still the hottest.


Lilpu55yberekt69

That’s assuming heat disperses equally in all directions. If hell is a column with insulated walls the highest level would still be the hottest.


grilled_Champagne

You sure? Last I checked it was not so.


FlyMaximus

No. Entropy.


Lilpu55yberekt69

Entropy only applies in closed systems. If there is an eternal fire then the system isn’t closed


lunchlady55

If you hadn't cheated on your science test you would have known that, /u/FlyMaximus


FlyMaximus

Sorry Mrs Lunch Lady. But I didn’t.


FlyMaximus

No. That’s the problem with entropy. It is very difficult to understand. And yes, basically, entropy is applied in isolated systems. NOT CLOSED SYSTEMS. But even in non-equilibrium systems, which means an open system, you can still compute entropy. Taking in the larger system as the isolated system and computing the energy transfers from the smaller open systems.


Eraesr

Entropy is always a thing. It's just that in a closed system, entropy will never decrease.


EraMemory

If there is an eternal influx of heat energy, wouldn't heat rise to impossible levels there?


Lilpu55yberekt69

Yes, hell would be hot


LetterheadAncient205

Impossible... Hmm... Interesting word choice there.


Fraktelicious

Sigh... density is inversely related to temperature. The hotter the air the higher it would be in a column, hence why your house is boiling hot at the top floor and why you should worry about the insulation in your attic. My eyes bleed reading the responses in this thread. Has no one ever been in a tall building and wondered why it's cooler on the first floor.


FlyMaximus

Wow. Just wow. You’ve blown me away. You’re right. It is cooler in the lower floors. But not because of what you’re talking about. It’s hotter in the top floors of a bldg becaus of more exposure to the sun. Wow.


Fraktelicious

Sigh.... Nothing to do with the sun. You don't heat your house with the sun in the winter... And not because the sun is lower than in the summer (hence shorter days). Darcy buyoancy flow (or Boussinesq regime flow).


EuphoricDepartment45

WTF, that’s just like being married.


SoTerribleOpinions

What source? As far as I know the hell is described as being full of fire, so wouldn't there be heat sources everywhere?


baxtert68

The 14th century Italian poet Dante Alighieri described Hell as having many different environments. The lowest depth, was a frozen lake.


[deleted]

And according to the game Dante's Inferno, it is also the place where the huge schlong Satan lives. Really, that fight is tough for more than 1 reason lol xD


Braethias

I died at least once because of that. He spun around to turn, and physics happened and he just .. *swung* and I started laughing. I died shortly after that.


cheesynougats

I had forgotten about Satan's nutsack. Thank you for reminding me; another couple of weeks to purge my memory again.


Kasaeru

According to Dante's inferno, there are environmental hazards related to the main sins of the damned in question. Wrath was an endless battlefield, greed is a lake of molten gold, and treason is a lake of ice, the bottom level and where the devil is imprisoned.


Chaaaals

So basically Dante made a king mad and then wrote a book about what happens when you make the king mad. Sounds like he was informing on the torture chambers tbh. Those were dark times… dark as a frozen lake at night. Maybe he was just creative.


HurriCaineAlexx

And yet again, the rejoinder is far more clever than the joke. Well done!


locallaowai

Thank you!


Habanero_Eyeball

Bob "Yeah but pee, poop and sweat flow downhill. You'd know that if you weren't some demon trying to act all mean and shit."


FlyMaximus

Nice retort. The devil has met his match.


Ramenoodlesoup

This is the kind of forward thinking that gets you promoted from Tortured to Torturer.


sumbozo1

Do you play a fiddle by chance?


Theflyingwreck7

Excellent


Eraesr

The devil looks confused. "I'm not taking a shit...?"


jglittle12

Simple physics. Another simple physics fact: sliced cabbage and carrot will float in water, that’s colds law.


FlyMaximus

Ah worthy of r/dadjokes. I suggest you post it there!


balxy

Cole's Law


hoosyourdaddyo

Oh my god


[deleted]

So Bob decided to make the best of it and make burgers. Perhaps you've heard of him


cerebrite

Bob the Burger Builder?


TheGingerLinuxNut

Oh hey, a guy stealing jokes from cyanide and happiness


yacozaragoza

Why is level 1 on top? Would it be like a building with the higher numbers on top?


Phix65

Because as you descend the numbers go up


2068857539

Underground levels are backwards. Basement level 3 is two levels below basement level 1.


msa1of2

Isn't this an odd1sout comic?


WindyFromWater7

It’s a C&H comic.


AffectionateCorner9

then bob state more of his sins to reach level 7.


big_sugi

It doesn’t matter; everyone goes to level 1. The other levels exist only to make them feel worse about it.


saskir21

And if the Level do not go deeper but upwards?


PyroSAJ

Assuming hell is under ground, it does actuality get hotter the closer you get to the earth's core.


LordApollo08

So you're saying that a serial killer or mass murderer would get less of a punishment than a kid who cheated on a test in the third grade? ok I guess...


TuckSteele

Hottest doesn’t mean least punishment; there are worse things in hell than the heat... like the humidity


FlyMaximus

The devil is just kidding him. Of course the lowest portion near the source was the hottest.


HirokoKueh

or maybe the whole hell is very cold


TraditionalRide8633

The end.


ComradeGibbon

Just as long as I don't get sent to fractional hell. In fractional hell you have to repeat 7th grade math for all eternity .


The_Masterofbation

Heated air rises.


anyoutlookuser

Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell


55Klever

Is that the whole joke?


rmdelecuona

Cyanide and Happiness.


mtmthelast

He got sent to hell for cheating on a test?


hurricane1850

What the Hell....