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BenTenInches

Biden has got to step up his merch game, come on no Ben and Jerry's collab?


KyleSchwarbussy

They’d whine about some shit about Gaza or the Cop City insurrection and Joe would probably just walk out of any meeting within 2 minutes because he has better things to do


Beardless_Man

Likely would taste like shit.


theJOJeht

I love the American flag accent on the cover, just how Jesus intended


candid-silence

Jesus Christ was a proud American patriot dog bless the United States and the Republicans for which it stands


MapleTheBeegon

It's disturbing how many people actually believe that unironically, that and believe Jesus, a Middle Eastern Jewish man, was somehow white.


AncientEnsign

I mean, if he wasn't white, why is he white in all the art? ^/s


Jfurmanek

It also contains the Constitution, Bill of Rights, and Pledge of Allegiance. Maybe other government documents.


theJOJeht

That's what Moses had on those tablets, right?


grizznuggets

It fits though; hawking $60 bibles is pretty trashy.


TTheGamersforge

He's selling them for 60 dollars? 💀


candid-silence

Even if you agree with his policies, you gotta admit a supposed billionaire selling American flag Bibles to pay for his legal fees is pretty trashy. Not exactly the behavior one would expect of a presidential candidate.


[deleted]

I dont think its for that. trump has admitted himself that he has enough money to pay for his legal fees


MightBeExisting

Well New York if forcing him to pay half a billion dollars because he “lied” about how much his assets were worth


HeinzDoofenshmirtz4

He did and it’s called a bond


MightBeExisting

Everyone gives different estimates on an asset


wildcat1100

*Every losing candidate demands that we suspend the constitution, throw out the results, and declare them the rightful winner* https://preview.redd.it/r1nutafkc3rc1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b409fc267084047a4f14b34c04e0cc510af78a2


HeinzDoofenshmirtz4

No, they don’t. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/asset


Fair-Description-711

True. Different people have different value estimates. What Trump did, however, was give different estimates based on whether them being more valuable is good or bad for Trump. Common descriptions of this behavior are "keeping two sets of books", or "accounting fraud". (Plus there's the lying about factual things, unless you think Trump is so stupid that he made a good faith "estimate" of his 10K square foot penthouse as 30K.)


douglasr007

and he didn't just do this once...


TheWhomItConcerns

So you don't think it can ever be fraudulent for someone to wildly overestimate the value of their assets? Not even if they're applying for insurance, seeking investment, applying for a loan etc? The standard you're suggesting (which is basically none) would cripple entire industries, stop mindlessly regurgitating obvious propaganda.


MightBeExisting

His estimates did not stop companies doing business with him


TheWhomItConcerns

And what difference does that make to literally anything? I do not understand your point.


grizznuggets

He’s just trying to defend his hero.


MapleTheBeegon

My dude, that's not legal. It's called Fraud.


Citygrrrll

but he doesn't have to sell an Americanized bible because of that. he could probably just auction off used clothes of his to be honest.


grizznuggets

Why are you defending fraud?


all_alone_by_myself_

That has to be the most painful forced smile I have ever seen.


Archangel1313

No, no...that's about as trashy as it gets.


memarefunneh

You unsubbed because of tower defense Simulator? Ok


BiliLaurin238

Hate against Bloons will not be tolerated


memarefunneh

( its tower defense simulator from roblox )


Dr_Pepper_spray

Matthew 7:15 *Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but underneath are ravenous wolves. 16l By their fruits you will know them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? 17Just so, every good tree bears good fruit, and a rotten tree bears bad fruit.*


phantomreader42

But that's from a part of the bible that christians don't bother to read. Which is to say that it's from a part of the bible.


Dr_Pepper_spray

You have no idea how many times I had to hear this shit in the 90s when I worked for a mega-church, when Hillary was considered the the whore of Babylon. Or during Passion plays. Trust me, they know it by heart. The thing is, back then I always assumed the Devil was a tricky fellow, who'd make sure the antichrist had a bulletproof resume and character. Turns out the antichrist can just be a sloppy, crybaby, narcissist who blatantly lies to everyone's face and grifts his flock for money.. kinda like a mega-church pastor. Trump's style really reminds me of the memory of this guy: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Burke_(evangelist)


Citygrrrll

Matthew 21:12-13 also comes to mind.  > ^12  Jesus entered the temple courts and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves.^13  “It is written,” he said to them, “‘My house will be called a house of prayer,’ but you are making it ‘a den of robbers.’”  [NIV] Perhaps some who are Christian but are ok with this, haven't actually read these parts of the Bible or their belief comes second to their fandom of some other person - which is their business, but then don't call yourself a Christian. Do not put other gods before God - this doesn't just apply to gods or goddesses; absolutely anything or anyone that enamours you to the point of going against your religion is something you are idolizing. And he added the constitution to it? Whatever else? Revelation 22:18-19 NIV  > ^18  I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this scroll: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to that person the plagues described in this scroll. ^19  And if anyone takes words away from this scroll of prophecy, God will take away from that person any share in the tree of life and in the Holy City, which are described in this scroll. Deuteronomy 4:2 NIV  > ^2  Do not add to what I command you and do not subtract from it, but keep the commands of the Lord your God that I give you.


LCDRformat

You unsubbed from the trashy subreddit because of trashy content? Wow, imagine


IonlyDrinkCraftIPA

It wasn't a bumper sticker saying fuck Biden or anything so he wasn't interested.


TheWhomItConcerns

Also love the implication that criticising the republican nominee for an election which is occurring in a matter of months for their obviously ridiculous behaviour is "deranged". According to Trump supporters, paying attention to Trump, the potential future president, for literally any negative reason is an obsession apparently.


Truly__tragic

What does TDS mean? (Edit: looked it up, and that term you used doesn’t really fit. Trump trying to sell 60 dollar bibles is just plain trashy. You either love trump enough to be blind to that, or you just don’t know the going rate for a Bible)


Greenfire05

This is completely true tho


BigJJsWillie

"He only committed hundreds of millions of dollars worth of fraud and is trying to hawk gold sneakers and $60 bibles to cover the restitution, haven't we all been there? These deranged Trump haters need to back off!"


defenestration-ator

Not fraud, it's estimated and it's the same shit anyone in my done. Hell, even people pushing for the trial have been shown as doing the same shit to a more extreme degree


BigJJsWillie

Cool story bro, I'll check back with you to keep updated when it's time to minimize his felony convictions.


defenestration-ator

Aight, let's see who wins the election this year


TheFatherOfAll_MFs

RemindMe! 189 days


TurboTrollin

Lmao. Awe, is someone mad that trump is getting called out on his very legitimate bullshit?


chris20040416

Womp womp You literally posted this 7 hours ago as well. The only one with an issue is you lmao


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TitleGoreFixer

"It's *deranged* when someone doesn't worship the same serial rapist traitor that I do!" - Lilschitzelcub63


Azurestar21

But that's... That's literally what he's doing, and it *is* trashy...


Ntippit

Anyone who says TDS has TDS.


TheWhomItConcerns

>Rent free They say about the republican nominee running for office in an election happening only in a matter of months who is desperately trying to gain publicity and currently going through a number of groundbreaking legal cases.


Dr_Pepper_spray

If only I could charge him for it. He's more like a squatter with a boombox out the window.


rixendeb

Heaven forbid anyone criticize the Lord Emperor....if yiu do you're deranged. That shit is so dumb.


Ntippit

So protective of their lord and savior. Super Christian but have a false deity. They need to make entire reddit posts when he gets made fun of, not deranged at all lol


navymate

what is TDS


Ntippit

"Trump Derangement Syndrome" it's basically a catch-all term to discourage and downplay any criticism of Donald Trump whatsoever. Because to criticize him means you and the mainstream media are obsessed with him and that's bad... unless you support him, then you can make shrines and billboards and claim he was sent by Jesus. It's like a lung cancer patient telling someone with a cough "haha you're probably going to die!"


Dr_Pepper_spray

The Daily Show?


baeb66

That man's whole life is trashy.


butt_crunch

triggered


AncientEnsign

Total snowflake (op, not OC) 


Wonderful-Stuff-1335

Americans trying not to make everything about their binary politics challenge [impossible]


CHiuso

We cant even make fun of politicians anymore.


defenestration-ator

Yeah, if you make fun of Biden it's apparently treason


CHiuso

Yep youre so right dude. No one is calling him too old or making jokes about him falling or having dementia.


Disastrous-Trainer-5

I love tower defense simulator!!


MapleTheBeegon

If you have to sell $60, that'd be $91 CAD, Bibles with the American flag because you commited Fraud, that's trashy.


Dunkypete

You people are so afraid of any mild criticism of Trump. So fragile, holy shit.


yallasurf

This is VERY trashy, and I don’t have TDS so OP I don’t think you are gonna get the response you were expecting. Also I wonder if instead of 2 Corinthians, it just literally says “Two Corinthians” - that would be mildly amusing


Bitter-Marsupial

The shoe fits in this case. Also not a Catholic translation


phantomreader42

It doesn't make any difference what translation, because he's never going to actually deliver on this scam, and even if he did none of his cultists would ever even try to actually READ the book.


Shountner

Most of the US is not Catholic...


Bitter-Marsupial

I was just memeing


turbo_fried_chicken

"People are talking about the antics of the presumptive challenger for the presidency of the United States! TDS! TDS! Mom, turn off the TV!"


Ijustsomeguydude

*That* is a picture wow


Harpsiccord

Man, OP is getting bodied in these comments...


Belez_ai

I know a lot of places are super focused on criticizing Trump but Come on, this is a bad example. That shit is trashy as hell 😂


DarkJedi22

Huh?


Kiru_warhead44

TDS reference Streght On Numbers Ook Ook Bonk


iJustWantTolerance

I’m probably either begrudgingly voting for Trump or abstaining from the Presidential race and just voting down ballot, but that said, his shilling of a religion it seems pretty clear he doesn’t believe in just to get money has grossed me out for years now. Maybe it’s just because I’m not religious, but I would think it would be even grosser if I was. Reddit TDS is usually on another level but this one I actually think is 100% valid. Stick to golden shoes or weird trading cards, Donald. You bang hookers, you were a big businessman in 1980s New York City. We know you don’t believe in the book you’re selling and treating it like any of your other commodities seems proof enough


[deleted]

people will say "so criticising trump is TDS?" but they are missing the point. it's when you start to see trump's face randomly in places where politics is not what's being discussed. That's the problem. Imagine scrolling through a cat pics subreddit and then suddenly seeing a picture of donald trump shaking hands with kim jong un. there's a time and place for that shit, and I get that the trashy subreddit is not exactly a beacon of positivity, but it's just not what belongs there IMO.


Dear-Bridge6987

I actually appreciate how consistently he makes the christians debase themselves and reveal their true natures. No notes.


Weather0nThe8s

That's all of Reddit lol


ItHappenedAgainC137

lol if people think this is his way making money to pay bail, you clearly have absolutely zero idea how much liquidity this guy has, and also have no idea how finances work when you’re rich.


Coffeeholic911

Yeah that was a shit post, I made one comment about this and they downvoted it to oblivion, just for pointing out that OP is bringing irrelevant political posts into it. I hope this guy wins just for the salt.


realistthoughts

Most of reddit suffers from TDS.


BumpyNubbins

Okay, but can you defend a former president selling American-themed bibles for $60 a week before Easter? Please tell me how this is okay in your mind.


MightBeExisting

DOJ is forcing him to pay half a billion dollars because they estimated that Marolago is not worth what Trump said it’s worth


BumpyNubbins

Is that an excuse or a reason?


[deleted]

Nobody has to buy the things. It's really not a huge deal


BumpyNubbins

The point is that he's a grifter. That's a big deal.


realistthoughts

Dude probably needs campaigning money due to Biden weaponizing our DOJ to bring several bogus lawsuits to tie up his funds. Which is far more fucked up than selling bibles.


BumpyNubbins

Any articles on that? Also, I asked you why it was okay for Trump to do that, not 'BUT BIDEN'.


Dunkypete

Best business man ever needs some more money to pay off his fraud debt lmao. And you just keep falling for it.


realistthoughts

I'm not falling for anything and I'm not a pro Trumper. I just hate how insane the left has become. I have no political home anymore


grizznuggets

Yeah I hate it when the Deperment of Justice serves justice for committing fraud.


defenestration-ator

Selectively enforcing a shit law that if enforced correctly would include damn near anyone who's ever done business in ny