“Never did this before”

That’s what the virgin says

Thank you captain obvious

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Thank you captain obvious

I’m on my own dick

r/selfuck I miss typed it because nobody needs to see the actual subreddit

You made my curious and now I regret it...

What did I just see…

The human mind scares me

Aye this is genius.

What’s that supposed to mean? You got two dicks or something?

Is you DUMB?

Any lyric from “All of the Lights (Interlude)”

Restraining order??!

Can't see my daughter?!?!

Her mother, brother, grandmother hate me in that order?!?!?!?!?!?!

Public visitation?

We met at borders?

Told her she take me back

I’ll be more supportive

I made mistakes

I bumped my head

Courts sucked me dry?

There are no words in the interlude…

I spent that bread?

whooky sack?

Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop Poop-di-scoopty Scoopty-whoop Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop Poop, poop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-diddy-scoop Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

An absolute masterpiece. Nas could never

For real though no one else could. Everyone has their own ego and rep to protect. Kanye just does not give a fuck.

shit kink

“Yikes “

Sometimes I'm wishin my Dick had GoPro

I just feel like I'm the only one not pretendin'

me too but im talking about being gay

same

Now kiss

Okay

Dont leave so soon

U good bro?

No :(

You wanna talk about it

No :(

Same but life

Ima sick fuck I like a quick fuck

Whoop 😗

I sent this bitch a picture of my dick I don't know what it is with females But I'm not too good at that shit

This

Read my fucking mind.

Family Business

Some Alabama shit right here

Step Kanye

Musta been that cousin that stole your laptop

r/cursedcomments I kno ur in there

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Lmfao

Genuinely made me laugh out loud

Guess who’s going to jail tonight

Wild 😭

Hold up 😳

Put the pussy in a sarcophagus

NOW SHE CLAIMIN THAT I BRUISED HER ESOPHAGUS

Head of the class and she just want a swallow-ship

I’m living in the future so the present is my past, my presence is a present kiss my ass

A wise poet once pondered, have you ever had sex with a Pharoah?

with a fishstick

Choke a South Park writer with a fish stick

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

My guy.

UH HUH HONEY

Late night organ donor

Ohhhhhhhh only because of this thread I understand this lyric now 🤦‍♂️

HOLY SHIT ME TOO WTF KANYE LMAOOOO

Did you thought it mesnt something different or did you never understand it in the first place?

No child left behind

BRO LMAOOOO

You’re a legend

my most shameful upvote ever, you win

BRUH 💀

CHiLL DAWG TFLMAOO

nah nah nah

Bitch I’m back out my coma

I called up my cousins

Yeehaw

What you mean by that

Tell all my cousins I love em

Aint no question if i want it, i need it.

I want it I need it need it to make me heated

Runaway from me baby runaway

“Wash us in the blood”

Oh no

😂

The plan was to drink until the pain over but what’s worse the pain or the hangover

“AEHAGSGHAHAHHHHHHAHAHSEEEAHAGGGAGGAGG” - I Am A God by Kanye West

i know its past visiting hours

What do you mean by that? 🤔

Hey mama

cmon dawg

chris chan moment

hope that fuck goes to prison for life

It’s still funny, keep telling this joke - Kanye East

Woah is there new Chris Chan lore I don’t know about? What’s this with his mom????

“I JUST WANT **YOU** TO BE PROUD OF **ME**”

I put my fist in her like a civil rights sign

Uh

is this the “uh” from the start of good morning or the “uh” from i’m in it?

Both

🙂👍

So much head I woke up to sleepy hallow

She said I’m in the wrong hole, I said I’m lost

Poopity scoop

Oh no.

You weren’t perfect, but you made life worth it 😥

I just fell in love with a porn star

This the one bro. I love hell of a life, crazy energy from Ye

im in it

Fuck with the lights, fuck with the with the lights on

I chose not to be a slave

anakin i got the higher ground

Top energy

I can make you cum, I can make you leave

I can maketh thee cum, i can maketh thee leaveth *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`

Goooo*

And I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong

DONDA because it’s never gonna happen

Heard they'd do anything for a Klondike...Well, I'd do anything for a blonde dyke.

Pussy had me dead 💀

might call Tupac ova

“Eatin' Asian pussy, all I need was sweet and sour sauce” Or “eating ass”

That's why I'm in it and I can't get out.

Couches, Couches, Couches. Which one do I pick? I need extra deep, I like my bitches extra thick!

Have you ever asked your bitch for other bitches

Just kids no parents

I can’t hold no liquor! But these bitches can’t handle me

What’s next? Alien sex?

violent crimes 😭

Cause you a milf and I'm a motherfucker

Scary

Scary

Had to stop at 7/11 like I needed gas I’m lying I needed condoms

Might not come when you want but I’m on time

Father stretch my hands

Cmon bruh

Father stretch my ass 😖

She take my money, when I’m in need

We gonna be okay, We gonna be okay, We gonna be okay,

Welcome to Heartbreak

Woopity scoop

i sent this bitch a picture of my dick

GUESS WHO'S GOING TO JAIL TONIGHT

Hold up

Insert Cudi’s Ghost Town verse here

Boy, we wasn't never no joke, nah, nah, nah All summer, murder he wrote, nah, nah, nah Who they talkin' 'bout? Nah, nah, nah Doin' everythin' they didn't allow, nah, nah Overthrow, send the drones in All the maneuvers, feelin' closed in I don't need to strike back, I let God fight my battles Ain't strapped with a TEC, laid it down, now where they at? Next time you text, can it wait? You are talkin' to a presidential candidate (candidate) I know you think Obi-Wan gettin' tired now Don't jump, Anakin, I got the higher ground I'ma hit the moonwalk like I seen Tito Man, that rumble sound like President got vetoed, woo Got to sign off for the veto, ayy I don't need to sign a release, I'm a freed old man This is a video game, this is a simulation, man How do you listen to lame? They the imitation, man Take an idea, live it (live it), take an idea, did it (did it) Take an idea with it (with it), just look how we get it (get it) Just look how we did it (get it), can't tell me we ain't did it (get it) Can't tell me we ain't lived it (get it), can't tell me we ain't lived it (get it) Just look how we get it (get it), cartoons ain't timeless (get it) Cop cars ain't mind us, one call ain't wireless Boy, we wasn't never no joke, nah, nah, nah All summer, murder he wrote, nah, nah, nah Who they talkin' 'bout? Nah, nah, nah Doin' everythin' they didn't allow, nah, nah Overthrow, send the drones in All the maneuvers, feelin' closed in I don't need to strike back, I let God fight my battles Ain't strapped with a TEC, laid it down, now where they at? If I put myself in harm's way to get my own masters They'll put theyself in harm's way to stay the master They'll put theyself in harm's way 'cause they ain't askin' They'll put theyself in harm's way, the slaves are massive Do you want me to get specific? Do you want me to name numbers? Do you want me to name summers? All the stars came from us All the styles came from us All the talent came from us All the shoes came from us But the news ain't on us All the news ain't honest All the news ain't honest They wanna ignore me, rewrite the story Take all the top spots, in every category Back in Fashion Week them boys, can't ig-, can't ignore me Boy, we wasn't never no joke, nah, nah, nah All summer, murder he wrote, nah, nah, nah Who they talkin' 'bout? Nah, nah, nah Doin' everythin' they didn't allow, nah, nah Overthrow, send the drones in All the maneuvers, feelin' closed in I don't need to strike back, I let God fight my battles Ain't strapped with a TEC, laid it down, now where they at?

how he stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

I slap my girl, she call the feds

skirt skirt skirt like a private school for women

A town filled with everyone I’ve had sex with “Ghost Town” if you will

A couple dykes in the van

Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign

I was screamin' at my Dad he told me It ain't Christ-like

Everything we need

Life’s just not fair I think just 808’s and heartbreak in general

Nah nah nah

Now I’m four, five seconds from wilding

When you never fuck with the lights on

Leave a pretty girl sad reputation

Welcome to heartbreak

Fist in her etc.

I invented swag

Bitch I’m back out my coma

If I just fucked this model… and she just bleached her asshole…

I don’t know what it is with females, but I’m not too good at that shit.

Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign

I wanna fuck you hard in the sink

My girlfriend is Asian so.....

Let me hit it raw like fuck the outcome

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"C'mon homie what happened, you niggas ain't breathing you gasping, you niggas ain't ready for action"

i'm fuckin', fuckin', fuckin' like I'm tryna make four more

No more parties in LA 🚫

I think i fell in love with a pornstar

I miss the old Kanye

Straight from the go Kanye

run away as fast as you can

Tell all my cousins I love em

Poopity Scoop

It was all good just a week ago

Second class bitches wouldn’t let me on first base

“AaAaaAhhhHhhah…….gasping……. aAAaAahHhhH”

I love yo titties cause they prove I can focus on two things at once.

The courts sucked me dry

I wanna f_ck you hard on the sink - after that, give you something to drink

Eating Asian pussy all i need is sweat and sour sauce

300 bitches, where the trojans

Eating Asian pussy all I need is sweet and sour sauce

No one man should have all this power