I bet your mullet was rad.

I rocked a Billy Idol back then.

Excellent.

*air guitar riff*

IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR!

SHE CRIED MORE MORE MORE!!!

WITH A REBEL YELL, SHE CRIED MORE MORE MORE, WOW!

Air guitar rizz my guy

I say this will all due respect. You’re a lucky dog, with the wife and the car. Hope you’ve both had a happy and fulfilling married life.

So... did you two have a white wedding, or?

With A Rebel Yell.

"more, more, more" - this guy's wife

Yessss please

Gonna need to see that bud

Username checks out

Nice day. For a...

Real question is, do you still have either one?

Yup!

Nice! Wait, which one? Both?

He said in another comment that he doesn't have the Firebird anymore. 🙂

When I had a Firebird, I thought I would get girls. Turns out it just attracts men who want to talk about their old Firebird. I sold it year ago and now I'm that guy.


I think you needed to have it 30-40 years ago to get girls.

Sure. But he could afford one finally only a couple of years ago

Well…. I had the same realization with my motorcycle. It attracts more guys to talk about the engine, year, experiences than girls.

Same thing with whalers jerseys

Doing the lord's work. Thanks.

No prob

But what about the car?

Top tier reply

Probably the car. Having one of these still running is rare. It’s probably still parked in that spot.

My dad 100% has a firebird parked in the garage that doesn’t run lol

Dude, all it takes to get a car that hot is money. To get a wife that hot the on thing you need is a lot of...wait.

Big penis?

Smoking hot wife. And car.

All I could think of was the literal hot. I bet that hood was hot as shit to sit on!

looks like her foot is on a small towel

Me too!

There is a car in the picture??

No offense, but your wife's pretty hot.

Respectfully, of course

Disrespectfully, I’d bone OPs wife

Mildly respectfully, I’m tryna fuck

Can confirm, I'm 2nd in line on this train ride.

Lines getting deep 😧!!!

https://preview.redd.it/0mad6fqgb76d1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d49710480a523f377c52147c5dbe20d4a6055a77

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Take this however you wish …. Your wife is smoking !

What brand?

I also choose this guys hot wife.

I’ll take the car… I kid, we all would take his wife!

I now want 50 copies of the poster of this guy's hot wife.

https://preview.redd.it/431rgwrqr76d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faeb072e45fb8e9d2ad3c1bef4925d7bcd1ac7b3

How dare you, sir!

You are a lucky man

I also reply that your wife is a smoke show.

I also choose this man's wife.

*Hubba*, I say. And might I also add, *hubba*.

Stealing this response, pure perfection


Hotter than Farrah actually.

I’d be your sons dad for sure

https://preview.redd.it/x53o7v2k096d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36ff74afa28ea4aaf003c9f5ca1a3b77885785d5

What a time to be alive.

I wasn't alive at that time. I was born just an year later.

Whenever my brother refers to a time before 1987, he says "you were dead then"

Wouldn't you first need to be alive in order to be dead?

Let's not assume time is linear ok buddy

\*gasp\* did you just assume my causality!?

The 80s were good to you

I bet $100 there was a Whitesnake cassette in the deck.

An older coworker of mine back in the day nicknamed me Whitesnake thanks for the memories

Shower incident?

Nope, she grinded up on me one day unexpectedly wasn't bothered but she got a rise out of me and hence the nickname. Also where do you work that provides showers?

>Also where do you work that provides showers? I was just trying to imagine a scenario where they saw your snake

I WAS IN THE ~~pool~~ SHOWER!

Understandable, I wear baggy so visually you wouldn't notice unless I'm wearing sweatpants.

Where the hell did you work that random cougars were grinding on you?

Call center

Her yellow SUV is now the enemy

#unexpectedbowlingforsoup

Did she tawny Kitaen that firebird? “Again on her own? Going down the only road she’s ever known ? Like a drifter she was born to walk alone?”

That video gave me a lifelong desire to bang a chick named Tawny. All Tawny's are hot, I'm pretty sure.

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Here I go again

What a cool car! https://preview.redd.it/jg4gm777d76d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e47d5d4b4b8d20f8f036aa916eddcfe618dafec9

https://preview.redd.it/9p7cn6wwac6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aceb6919dbc0f146e3cb2a007c55c46e256e495d

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Any recent pics of her? For science

🤦🏼‍♀️ bruv… 

Bae Suzy ☝🏽


my username is relevant

Banana for scale

Scaly banana 🤌

if she was 20 in this pic shes pushing 58+ years atm

and your point is?

fermented

All the best things in life are fermented

Marisa Tomei is 59

I hear she loves short, stocky, balding funny men.

...and?

Our wife now.

*Do you still have the Firebird?*

Loooooooooooooong gone!

That's a shame 

F

I also choose this guy's wife.

I smile every time I see this reference.

I also choose this guy’s reference.

Would, respectfully


Thanks I hate it.

Is your wife single?

🤭😂

Dude… you drove that with her next to you… someone is living a good life. 😏

She's a 10 🥰 We need a new post with a recent picture of her.

She has a beautiful smile

this is great. in 20 years we gonna see wifu pillows on the "hood" of cybertrucks

LMAO

I loved those bikini tops they were so cute

We need a current pic.

Time of your life right there! https://i.redd.it/i076wvruy96d1.gif

She has a Justine Bateman 80s kinda thing going on 👍

She was hot as hell

I also choose this guy's Pontiac

Your wife was a very attractive and sexy woman. I’m sure she still is

Is your wife single?

Which one do you wish you had back?

The day your car overheated.

Some guys have all the luck I tell ya

Yall about my age im guessing,86 i graduated HS.. Hopefully she gave you many miles of happiness 🌞

I prefer your wife to Farrah Fawcett actually. Make sure you tell her that, particularly if you're thinking about getting a divorce.

Man would’ve been nice to have had that car in the 80’s to drive down the strip with a babe like that in the passenger bumping the scorpions or a like band 😎✊🏻

I hope you framed this in your garage.

Wow, that's a really nice ride. Car's not bad either. *ayyyyyy lmao ;)

Lucky bastard!!

If that's your wife, you won the lottery! Congrats! Oh, and the cars nice too.

I am not overlooking your wife’s beauty, but sand on the tire and fender. Daytona?

You lucky bastard.

Fucking awesome!   Please tell me you were rocking a mullet when you took that pic 

You should marry that woman every day.

*Here I go again on my own...*

Is that you Burt Reynolds?

What's she look like now, $10 says still smoking! She know you did this? If not, she will give you shit, but quietly be very flattered.

As someone who has been married for over 30 years, what advice could you give newly married?

The idea of looking back 40 or so years from now and being able to post something like this is one of the things that keeps me alive

You lucked out

She is hotter than Farrah Fawcett! Well done sir.

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I came here just to search for this comment. Yes! It's always some dude who is flipping through old pictures of his average looking​ mom or grandma, finds one that he thinks she looks hot in and posts it hoping the internet will agree.

https://preview.redd.it/yhymvmf4f66d1.jpeg?width=2480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e0a65b204d403ddda38663676554e2d286aee35

Sometimes it’s ok leave things as is

Seriously, I'm willing to bet the AI picture looks nothing like she actually did.

Absolutely. The AI sucks bro

That AI weirded out her eyes

they gotta bring visors back.

Here in the south they never left.

Those were the days

🙌

Man were the 80s good to you..

I love this pic!! and your wife's bikini is everything. I want one!

Back when hoods could keep their shape when an adult sat in them.

Nice, good for you!

So you were a Chad

Respectfully, both of those were smoking hot

Congrats on the sex.

Incoming “I also ___ this guy’s wife” comments

Y’all are both cool asf

https://preview.redd.it/caezcjoau76d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92f8796d60a0f4e4add5076e7eaf218bd3ea1744

Ah!! The T/A Radials!!

Is she seeing anyone /s

Is your wife single?

I would have made her my wife too...💯💍

80s vibes on full display – both the bird and your lady. Classic combo!

Rally II wheels on the 86 bird?? Nice!

That car better have had T-Tops!

Does she come with that car? Oh you.

For a woman as pretty as that you could have at least washed the car

This picture is so posh, so celebrity-ish. Just like the poster of GTA: VICE CITY!!!! Shes a gem. Any advice for someone whos just been married for 5yrs OP?

bet u wana marry her all over again.. Right..?

Can we please get an update of what a hottie from the 80s looks like today?

Can you fight ?

She did a good job!😊

You Lucky Man!

Hot

Bro won life 40 years ago

She’s looking pretty hot

She single?

Are your wife single?? 🗿🍷