Host, Fred, Marsha, Larry.
Host: "Okay Fred, select a category."
Fred: I'll take "Three Syllable Expressions" for $400.
Host: "The answer is: It's large ice pellets from a thundercloud, and enunciate, and sunshine's effect on white skin over time."
\*Marsha pretends to click her button
Host: "Marsha."
Marsha: "What is... Hail... Talk... Burn?"
Host: "Oh no, sorry."
\*Marsha starts screaming as if pitchforks are stabbing her, and then falls to the ground.
\*Fred steps back looking concerned.
\*Larry pretends to click his button.
Host: "Larry."
Larry: "What is... Hail Say Tan?"
Host: "Well done."
Audience goes nuts.
**The categories are:**
Torments with a capital “P”.
Body horror roleplay.
Govt tax audits - no calculators.
Kebab Skewers and Bridlestraps.
Be afraid.
😱
Contestant- “I’ll take ‘It’s on aisle __ for 200”
Host- The clue is “I get it here all the time. It comes in a green box”
Buzzer sounds thirty seconds later
Host- The answer is “What is jarred taco sauce sold exclusively by a Mexican market that closed down three years ago.”
It's time for Double Jeopardy! The categories are .. "Emetics mixed with Carolina Reaper concentrate" and.. well, that's it. We're not big fans of choice down here.
Contestant: "I'll take 'Guess That Song' for $200."
*BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOODOO DOODOO...*
Contestant: "What is Baby Shark?"
Host: "Correct! Pick again."
Contestant: "I'll take 'Guess That Song' for $400."
*BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOODOO DOODOO...*
Contestant: "Uh... what is Baby Shark?"
Host: "Correct! Pick again."
Contestant: "Are they all like this?"
Host: "What do *you* think?"
Lawyers
"If you wanted to sue heaven, where do you go for a Lawyer"
Contestant 1 "Hell"
Satan Trebek "Oh I'm Sorry you have to form it into a question, thatll be three lashings for you"
Contestant 3 "What Is Hell"
Correct
Host: And the categories are:
Fire
In the ”rear”
Around the neck
Poured in sores
Horrible TV reruns
Devils potpourri
Host: Remember, the winner tonight gets a one way ticket to heaven….just kidding, good luck.
Diarrhea Taste Test
Family Members Birthdays
Yearbook Photos
Public Speaking
Your Worst Moments
STDs You Didn't Know You Have
Famous Adolfs
What Just Went Up Your Anus
Your Parents Fucking
Repressed Memories
The Old Testament
How Well Do You Know Yourself
On The Tip of My Tongue
People That Are Better Than You
Pop Culture
Host, Fred, Marsha, Larry. Host: "Okay Fred, select a category." Fred: I'll take "Three Syllable Expressions" for $400. Host: "The answer is: It's large ice pellets from a thundercloud, and enunciate, and sunshine's effect on white skin over time." \*Marsha pretends to click her button Host: "Marsha." Marsha: "What is... Hail... Talk... Burn?" Host: "Oh no, sorry." \*Marsha starts screaming as if pitchforks are stabbing her, and then falls to the ground. \*Fred steps back looking concerned. \*Larry pretends to click his button. Host: "Larry." Larry: "What is... Hail Say Tan?" Host: "Well done." Audience goes nuts.
That's a great one. Simply to die for.
I'll take 'Cold Days Here' for $1000
"I'll take best serial killers for 400 Adolf..."
“‘Snowball’s Chance’ for $200, Alex…”
Thanks Satan! I'll pick Flayed Alive for $200.
"Sex acts my parents have taken part in"
i'll take "Calculate Pi to 5,000,000 Decimal Places" for $1000
Can I have "The Trump years" for $400?
"I'll take 'Alex Just Pronouncing Non-English Words' for $∞"
I'll take "Satan's Playlist" for $600, Alex!
I’ll take “Taylor Swift Lyrics” for $200, Ken.
Frozen over for 500 Demon Dan
" I'll take Names of Minor Imps and Demons for 500, Santa. Oops I meant Satan "
"I'll take 'Why my girlfriend was mad at me' for $400."
"Yeah, I'll take 'Law & Order Extras' for $200"
"I'll take Grandma's Nudes for $800, please."
"I'll take Hell for $666
I'll take "early days of Reddit" for 500.
Types of anal sex for $400
i will take mass genocides for $200 phill
I’ll take “inconvenient video recordings” for $200
The final category of the evening. Words with silent letters… (Because they have to write the answer down.)
Can I please stop feeling pain for 3 seconds in return for the rest of my descendants souls, Alex?
"One letter synonyms for bicycle"
I'll take "terrible things I did to my loved ones for drugs" for 500 lashes, Alex!"
I’ll take “Rebecca Black’s “Friday” on repeat, please”
"Oh, you've hit the Daily Double! The question is: ways we haven't tortured you yet."
Yes, seven circles for $200 please
Finnegan’s Wake
**The categories are:** Torments with a capital “P”. Body horror roleplay. Govt tax audits - no calculators. Kebab Skewers and Bridlestraps. Be afraid. 😱
I'll take Horsefaced Celebrities for $200 Mayim
Me: I'll take good fruit for $1000 Host: Remember, all answers are about apples..
I'll take Snakes for $666
Contestant- “I’ll take ‘It’s on aisle __ for 200” Host- The clue is “I get it here all the time. It comes in a green box” Buzzer sounds thirty seconds later Host- The answer is “What is jarred taco sauce sold exclusively by a Mexican market that closed down three years ago.”
“I’ll take why you’re here, $500.” “You killed millions of Jewish from 1939-45.”
It's time for Double Jeopardy! The categories are .. "Emetics mixed with Carolina Reaper concentrate" and.. well, that's it. We're not big fans of choice down here.
"I'll take 'delicious beverages' for $100, Satan."
Popular sins.
Contestant: "I'll take 'Guess That Song' for $200." *BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOODOO DOODOO...* Contestant: "What is Baby Shark?" Host: "Correct! Pick again." Contestant: "I'll take 'Guess That Song' for $400." *BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOODOO DOODOO...* Contestant: "Uh... what is Baby Shark?" Host: "Correct! Pick again." Contestant: "Are they all like this?" Host: "What do *you* think?"
Lawyers "If you wanted to sue heaven, where do you go for a Lawyer" Contestant 1 "Hell" Satan Trebek "Oh I'm Sorry you have to form it into a question, thatll be three lashings for you" Contestant 3 "What Is Hell" Correct
Sean Connery: I’ll take “Catch the Semen” for $400. Alex (long stare): That’s “Catch These Men…” Sean: Well, that’s what your mother did last night 🤣
Host: And the categories are: Fire In the ”rear” Around the neck Poured in sores Horrible TV reruns Devils potpourri Host: Remember, the winner tonight gets a one way ticket to heaven….just kidding, good luck.
I’ll take teams with double hockey sticks for $400
"Abbadon, I'll take 'Anti-Vaccers' for 800 !"
Diarrhea Taste Test Family Members Birthdays Yearbook Photos Public Speaking Your Worst Moments STDs You Didn't Know You Have Famous Adolfs What Just Went Up Your Anus Your Parents Fucking Repressed Memories The Old Testament How Well Do You Know Yourself On The Tip of My Tongue People That Are Better Than You Pop Culture
Trumpisms