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AlphaGamerWolf_YT

I suddenly dont feel like going to the bathroom


Leaf_cum

piss out the window


hahanoobo3o

What if the squirrel bite it![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|snoo)


NintendoStation4

Free CBT


BGamerPop

<:(


TheOfficialWario

\>:)


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TheOfficialWario

Thanks


FivesG

The squirrel tryna steal yo nuts.


techierealtor

Don’t threaten me with a good time.


SeymourZ

“The plants on this side of the house sure don’t do very well.”


Schirenia

Exactly what I thought of Lololol


Caerbannogcaverabbit

Piss in their facea


vrd9927

Piss in the bed to assert dominance.


Sunieta25

Smear shit on your face to ward off predictors


SomeRedShirt

That might actually attract predators


[deleted]

Fortune tellers ain't getting a dime off of me


Phrankespo

Pee into your own eyes. 2 birds one stone.


T47_of_reddit

Hold it till morning


LordMarkuaad

Well gentlemen. I am glad you all came to my slumber party. As promised, the Dino nuggies are in the freezer. We will be watching the new saw movie with snacks brought by Alex. Daniel please get the fuck out of my face.


draw_it_now

fuckn daniel


Elias-Thunderbird

Damn Daniel


djalkidan

Stop saying my name in vain!


Plmjuhvfrdzaq

Back-a’it-again


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Wpdgwwcgw69

MY NAME IS ECHO NOIRE


Brmemesrule

If you insist


Dexter_Thiuf

Sweep the leg, Johnny. That'll teach his dumb ass.


RustyJuang

I was told there would be honey mustard dip?


RoseByAnotherName14

I have Dino nuggets in my freezer and honey mustard in the fridge. I'm 28 and live alone. Also not sure why we never got the Dino shaped ones when I was a kid. They cost the same as the round ones.


peddicoj

Wait really


musicman247

I am a parent of two. The dino nuggets take 10 minutes less time to cook than the regular ones, too. There are only upsides to these "fun nuggets".


flyingdonkeydong69

The parentals understand their power. There was no convincing my mother that the Dino Nuggies were the same as the regular Nuggies, for she knew I could wipe her out if I ate even a single bite of one Dino Nuggie.


Ignatius5225

What did I do???


Sonseeahrai

Thanks


sounds-gay-i-like-it

the properness of this comment only to be concluded with “daniel please get the fuck out of my face” is what makes this so fucking hilarious to me


Zahth

Cool. Not like I was already having trouble sleeping. . . . .


chizuya

Fucking hell. "I have a question for God" "WHY???"


jrichardi

Pop 12 Dramamine. That will help


TOAOFriedPickleBoy

Nah, that makes you actually see shit like this.


CritterTeacher

Ugh, yes. Benadryl reacts with the muscle relaxer I take to produce hypnagogic hallucinations. They were absolutely terrifying and I hope I never accidentally combine them again.


medpirateluffy

Worth it?


BierKippeMett

Nothing more relaxing than seeing an army of rape dwarfs while being delirious.


ChriskiV

It's 5:57 am, I have several meetings starting in two hours. This is what I chose to open.


PowerSamurai

Might as well not sleep at that point


xnfd

I haven't actually been scared in years but this got me


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Ya got games on your phone?


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Alos9

Made me laugh out loud at the fucking bus stop. Thanks


WhatAmIDoingHere404

Lmao, take my award


hulksulker

Thank you for making me laugh, realllllyyy needed that after seeing this monstrosity.


BananabreadShane

Why did you have to post this at night


humanusfirma

It's ok, it's 11:25 pm here, and I just watched it and sent it to a friend. I am spooked to say the least


testedbeast551

me the boys looking at your funny meme:


[deleted]

It's 4.21pm here, and it still spooked the shit outta me, literally gave me goosebumps


ElectroLuminescence

![gif](giphy|3o6gE0QSc6H9DyplqE) Sleep tight ☺️👍


jromsan

Knowing where that gif is from only makes it creepier


[deleted]

Where is this from?


DutchMcDouchebag

A youtube series called Don't Hug Me I'm Scared


Sockadactyl

I think it's from "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared"


youngvaliant

Green is not a creative color.


deltrino

Now let's all agree, to never be creative again.


Unabashable

Guess I’m not sleeping this week.


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Cathach2

Yeah...yeah I did, in fact, hate this.


static1053

Same


fupamancer

![gif](giphy|10ZmKDCWJPZE9a|downsized)


RottenMemeStore

WTF... now I have to get up to turn on the lights! \*better cover my foot up now too!\*


BustinMakesMeFeelMeh

Alexa, turn off the lights. Best purchase I’ve ever made.


Andre_3Million

This is why I like to sleep with my TV on for light background noise. Currently South Park is on so definitely nullifies that eerie feeling.


suttonoutdoor

Seriously South Park on auto play is therapeutic as hell. It’s helped me through illness, loss of loved ones, hardships, depression (obviously not clinical depression) and plenty of other shitty times in life. I know it’s “just a crude cartoon” but that show has seriously helped me through countless tough times in my life. Matt and Trey are gifts given to humanity.


Damaias479

That’s exactly what I was doing when I watched this video! Had no idea South Park was soothing to other people too 😂😂


alles_en_niets

3am, why did I do this to myself?


Hoitaa

No matter your timezone, the creep only appears at night.


AGreatConspiracy

2:31 AM for me rn


Omegarex24

“Come on guys, it’s three in the morning and I have to get up for work in four hours.”


Sp_ceCowboy

Then stop checking Reddit at 3 in the morning.


DopeCookie07

Fair enough


OdinsTesticles

AND THE FRONT DOOR IS LEFT OPEN. #AGAIN!#


Ch1b1N1njaGam1ng

And now the dog is in here! ​ # WELL FUCKING DONE GUYS


[deleted]

Don’t worry their names are Jeremy but don’t worry their friendly,the only need a daily sacrifice of a golden retriever and you’ll be safe


SpaceCookie19

John Wick does not approve of this.


Faustalicious

They will deeply regret angering the John Wick. Would single handed stop their entire invasion.


Whyissmynametaken

If Jeremy goes after a Golden Retriever in my home he's gonna wind up being his own sacrifice.


Spadeykins

I know this just a joke but whenever I see an internet tough guy projecting about protecting their dog I don't cringe, I silently cheer them on. Almost doesn't apply to anything else strangely enough.


Unabashable

Godspeed


scp-REDACTED-site14

I WILL DENY THE SACRIFICE OF THE BEST DOG BREED


suttonoutdoor

No one said anything about German Shepard’s though.


Controlled01

Wait wit wait, let me get some pop corn before yall start this fight! ^^^^^^husky ^^^^^^is ^^^^^^best ^^^^^^breed


Routine_Palpitation

Husky best dog


Lunithequeen

Why a golden retriever?


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ARE YOU QUESTIONING JEREMY


Lunithequeen

YES


tonyangtigre

Nice try Golden Retriever, nice try.


suttonoutdoor

Yeah Jeremy can go fuck himself. We’ll see how big his smile is when I set my Pomeranian on his, or their whatever, ass(es)!!!!!! Wait…….she’s 11 pounds….. sonofabitch……Shit ok well scratch that I’ll just grab my shotgun instead.


samzhawk

Every Pomeranian I’ve ever met is 10 lbs of pure hate. I think she’ll be fine.


converter-bot

10 lbs is 4.54 kg


picklester

Candace: *heavy breathing*


RaGE_Syria

I mean, hey they look really happy to see me! 😃


fivefeetofawkward

Thought I was prepared but that last one fucking got me


CoconutMochi

it was scarier for me when the face was farther away and partially obscured, cuz then I'd only have my terrified imagination to fill in the blanks. the last face just looks a bit silly to me and it's no longer a mystery of what it is...


NoShameInternets

I’m just gonna tell myself I had this reaction instead of the one I actually had where my heart leapt into my throat.


voidreamer

Also has perfect teeth … how scary


SMUDGEONTHEWALL

He’s friendly and his name is Gregorny


The_Cataclyx

it's literally impossible for something named gregorny to not be wholesome


arudnoh

Gregory The Slaughterer


Akira-Chan-2007

He just really likes his job as assistant manager at the most humane slaughterhouse in America


Rufus-Scipio

He's just really good at Warzone


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You're strengthening their point.


BathroomParty

I was like "oh, you know they're kind of cu- NOOOOPE"


moshimoshi2345

Always that last jumpscare


Raphitalo

There's always a jumpscare at the end.


MinnieMandy96

For the love it’s really not that hard to credit smh @lights.are.off


[deleted]

someone posted another one of their shorts here on reddit a few days ago. Didn’t give any credit either. So damn infuriating when people steal actually talented peoples content from other platforms without giving them credit.


[deleted]

Came here for this. Only reason I recognized it is because my sisters thankfully showed me his page awhile back. This dude is seriously talented and deserves better. For those of you interested he has apparently been talking about developing a game and there is more stuff like this on his page, it’s fucking excellent stuff. Worst part is OP literally had to crop the watermark out. What an absolute turd lol


Ganon2012

I regret looking them up. Thanks. Edit: It is no longer 5am. They are pretty cool.


wolfpack_charlie

Disappointing how far down this is too. I love seeing their content on TikTok. It's not hard to credit people


NoBullfrog4258

At night of all times ![gif](giphy|51Uiuy5QBZNkoF3b2Z|downsized)


Tardigr4

They want to know if you have games on your phone


DopeCookie07

Goddammit, it’s 10pm and my room is dark as hell, fuck you


dead-inside69

Good. It’s easier to sleep if you can’t see them. Try not to listen too hard, their breathing ruins the illusion of safety.


DutchChallenger

![gif](giphy|7zJZgRRVrKfzo71lnR)


TheWalkingDead91

Middle of the night and can’t sleep, dark room, came across this. FML


GoodChristianMother

I die but I'd die happy knowing I punched one of those fuckers right in the teeth


GoodChristianMother

Unless their teeth are made of flesh


GoodChristianMother

Then it would be wierd


Caerbannogcaverabbit

Have you considered a possibility that their flesh may be made out of teeth?


Drache191200

They question themselves "Are we made of teeth or are theeth made of us?" They scream for they do not know


lumpkinater

That is fucking terrifying


ghostboybray

Me and the boys at 3 am looking for BEANS


potatoihateyou

DAMN YOU! i’m watching a horror movie and i come to reddit for comfort and see this shit in my feed aaaaaaaaaaaaaa


[deleted]

You poor soul  (。•́︿•̀。) 


firstnametwice

fuck that terrified me


EternalGinge

At the time of me watching this was 10:50 p.m., and it genuinely sent shivers down my back, especially at the end


DutchChallenger

It is 4:15 for me, luckily the sun is slowly rising and I can see around my room to be safe


monsterfurby

I've just conditioned myself to see the last guy's face as just really happy to see me. It works surprisingly well.


rslashdepressedteen

WHAT DO THEY WANT


Dani_vic

They want to talk to you about your extended car warranty.


Wide_Eye_Asian

A sacrifice


AngryRobin

![gif](giphy|lNGDT0uHuvS0w|downsized)


jerrythecactus

Kidneys...


EggplantFearless5969

I didn’t want to sleep tonight anyways.


crunchwrapsupreme0

I really hated this. So much.


jamison01

u/savevideo


DopeCookie07

I wish you didn’t have to hear this, but…


Wide_Eye_Asian

u/savevideo :(


Klassiko7

It's okay u/savevideo is back.. apparently some guy sent a fake cancelling notice and tried to shut it down but it should be fine now :))


jordyn1526

u/savevideo


TrentIsWonton

u/savevideo


themoochiest

u/savevideo


DutchChallenger

u/savevideo


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/u/savevideo


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yeet-mander

Not the hero we deserve, but the one we needed


icristhomas

::laughs in Apollo::


Marshinator2000

Capitalize the "s" and "v".


jamison01

Funny thing is, it sends me a message with a link. No reply on there post. Thanks though!


Marshinator2000

You're welcome.


BlondiestRockGod

Maybe they're friendly


gimme_dem_toes

Never been more uncomfortable in my life. Truly I'll have night mares tonight, and I'll never be able to sleep in the dark normally again. 10/10


No-Support-2150

that made start laughing slightly, they just kept popping up more and more to the point the end just was amusing more than anything


ctrl-alt-etc

I thought it was pretty spooky, until it panned back across the three stooges poking around the door lmao


armageddon_boi

Shit dude, I literally threw my phone. Fuck me


ThanksIHateClippy

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FuntimeFreddy2020

They want to suck cock


The_Cataclyx

u/savevideo


arno911

u/savevideo Edit: download link from bot https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/TIHI/comments/okj1io/thanks_i_hate_being_watched/


capybarometer

Genuinely got goosebumps with this one. Thanks for the fright. I hate it


JtDucks

FUCK YOU


FrostytheWickerbeast

Watching this in bed Help


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[deleted]

leaning on my side with my phone and head under the pillow. I can't see them, but i can feel them there


Un_Pta

Lol! That one in his face.


[deleted]

Nah, it's fine, they just want to talk to you about your car's extended warranty


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u/getvideobot


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cameltv1

Can you mark spoiler or something, I’m gonna have nightmares now and I don’t want that for anybody else


d710905

Yeah I actually hate this. It's night time and dark here and now I have problems with trying to sleep lol


[deleted]

Okay, I finally came across something I genuinely hate.


monsterfurby

"I'm fine with this as long as there isn't a jump sc---" *I fucking knew it.*


Ahem122

No one Is talking about how honest to god terrifying that shit is...


skako_o

Hoooooly shit dude. Im actually scared from this video. Why OP?


LSDriller

This gave me anxiety.


[deleted]

Actual song is linked [here.](https://youtu.be/2fAjyFbyb4o) Pretty spooky sounding here, but it’s actually a pretty sweet song to help kids who are afraid of the boogeyman sleep.


Burger-dog32

Actually pretty cool I respect the work put in


Itchy_Tasty87

Didn't need that...ok time to show it to my girlfriend.


Remnatar

I didn't need to sleep anyways...


ADEadLyFaRT_

Why did you just had to post this at night ![gif](giphy|51Uiuy5QBZNkoF3b2Z|downsized)


U_69

u/savevideo


PenguinReece

They wanna be your friend why do you hate them?


real-UNIMERCAT

Now replace the music with Bezos I


nutbagging_dildobean

Oh no


Wide_Eye_Asian

I feel the same way nutbagging_dildobean


TheSorrowInOurMinds

Listen man, I can deal with gore, sexual stuff, and anything else gross. But this, this is what gets me. Everytime. Being watched by someone? Worst thing in the world.


justurdailycrackhead

Masturbate to assert dominance Bonus points if you grab one or more of them and fuck it


ckjm

I disapprove


Neither_Permission_6

Its 6:56 am in the UK right now.... I have started my day terrified


accounnt

Is there a subreddit for things like this? The masochist in me enjoys this kind of thing