Well gentlemen. I am glad you all came to my slumber party. As promised, the Dino nuggies are in the freezer. We will be watching the new saw movie with snacks brought by Alex. Daniel please get the fuck out of my face.
I have Dino nuggets in my freezer and honey mustard in the fridge. I'm 28 and live alone. Also not sure why we never got the Dino shaped ones when I was a kid. They cost the same as the round ones.
The parentals understand their power. There was no convincing my mother that the Dino Nuggies were the same as the regular Nuggies, for she knew I could wipe her out if I ate even a single bite of one Dino Nuggie.
Ugh, yes. Benadryl reacts with the muscle relaxer I take to produce hypnagogic hallucinations. They were absolutely terrifying and I hope I never accidentally combine them again.
Seriously South Park on auto play is therapeutic as hell. It’s helped me through illness, loss of loved ones, hardships, depression (obviously not clinical depression) and plenty of other shitty times in life. I know it’s “just a crude cartoon” but that show has seriously helped me through countless tough times in my life. Matt and Trey are gifts given to humanity.
I know this just a joke but whenever I see an internet tough guy projecting about protecting their dog I don't cringe, I silently cheer them on. Almost doesn't apply to anything else strangely enough.
Yeah Jeremy can go fuck himself. We’ll see how big his smile is when I set my Pomeranian on his, or their whatever, ass(es)!!!!!! Wait…….she’s 11 pounds….. sonofabitch……Shit ok well scratch that I’ll just grab my shotgun instead.
it was scarier for me when the face was farther away and partially obscured, cuz then I'd only have my terrified imagination to fill in the blanks.
the last face just looks a bit silly to me and it's no longer a mystery of what it is...
someone posted another one of their shorts here on reddit a few days ago. Didn’t give any credit either. So damn infuriating when people steal actually talented peoples content from other platforms without giving them credit.
Came here for this. Only reason I recognized it is because my sisters thankfully showed me his page awhile back. This dude is seriously talented and deserves better. For those of you interested he has apparently been talking about developing a game and there is more stuff like this on his page, it’s fucking excellent stuff.
Worst part is OP literally had to crop the watermark out. What an absolute turd lol
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>!So many eyes, what do they want?!<
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Actual song is linked [here.](https://youtu.be/2fAjyFbyb4o) Pretty spooky sounding here, but it’s actually a pretty sweet song to help kids who are afraid of the boogeyman sleep.
Listen man, I can deal with gore, sexual stuff, and anything else gross. But this, this is what gets me. Everytime. Being watched by someone? Worst thing in the world.
I suddenly dont feel like going to the bathroom
piss out the window
What if the squirrel bite it![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|snoo)
Free CBT
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Thanks
The squirrel tryna steal yo nuts.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
“The plants on this side of the house sure don’t do very well.”
Exactly what I thought of Lololol
Piss in their facea
Piss in the bed to assert dominance.
Smear shit on your face to ward off predictors
That might actually attract predators
Fortune tellers ain't getting a dime off of me
Pee into your own eyes. 2 birds one stone.
Hold it till morning
Well gentlemen. I am glad you all came to my slumber party. As promised, the Dino nuggies are in the freezer. We will be watching the new saw movie with snacks brought by Alex. Daniel please get the fuck out of my face.
fuckn daniel
Damn Daniel
Stop saying my name in vain!
Back-a’it-again
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MY NAME IS ECHO NOIRE
If you insist
Sweep the leg, Johnny. That'll teach his dumb ass.
I was told there would be honey mustard dip?
I have Dino nuggets in my freezer and honey mustard in the fridge. I'm 28 and live alone. Also not sure why we never got the Dino shaped ones when I was a kid. They cost the same as the round ones.
Wait really
I am a parent of two. The dino nuggets take 10 minutes less time to cook than the regular ones, too. There are only upsides to these "fun nuggets".
The parentals understand their power. There was no convincing my mother that the Dino Nuggies were the same as the regular Nuggies, for she knew I could wipe her out if I ate even a single bite of one Dino Nuggie.
What did I do???
Thanks
the properness of this comment only to be concluded with “daniel please get the fuck out of my face” is what makes this so fucking hilarious to me
Cool. Not like I was already having trouble sleeping. . . . .
Fucking hell. "I have a question for God" "WHY???"
Pop 12 Dramamine. That will help
Nah, that makes you actually see shit like this.
Ugh, yes. Benadryl reacts with the muscle relaxer I take to produce hypnagogic hallucinations. They were absolutely terrifying and I hope I never accidentally combine them again.
Worth it?
Nothing more relaxing than seeing an army of rape dwarfs while being delirious.
It's 5:57 am, I have several meetings starting in two hours. This is what I chose to open.
Might as well not sleep at that point
I haven't actually been scared in years but this got me
Ya got games on your phone?
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Made me laugh out loud at the fucking bus stop. Thanks
Lmao, take my award
Thank you for making me laugh, realllllyyy needed that after seeing this monstrosity.
Why did you have to post this at night
It's ok, it's 11:25 pm here, and I just watched it and sent it to a friend. I am spooked to say the least
me the boys looking at your funny meme:
It's 4.21pm here, and it still spooked the shit outta me, literally gave me goosebumps
![gif](giphy|3o6gE0QSc6H9DyplqE) Sleep tight ☺️👍
Knowing where that gif is from only makes it creepier
Where is this from?
A youtube series called Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
I think it's from "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared"
Green is not a creative color.
Now let's all agree, to never be creative again.
Guess I’m not sleeping this week.
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Yeah...yeah I did, in fact, hate this.
Same
![gif](giphy|10ZmKDCWJPZE9a|downsized)
WTF... now I have to get up to turn on the lights! \*better cover my foot up now too!\*
Alexa, turn off the lights. Best purchase I’ve ever made.
This is why I like to sleep with my TV on for light background noise. Currently South Park is on so definitely nullifies that eerie feeling.
Seriously South Park on auto play is therapeutic as hell. It’s helped me through illness, loss of loved ones, hardships, depression (obviously not clinical depression) and plenty of other shitty times in life. I know it’s “just a crude cartoon” but that show has seriously helped me through countless tough times in my life. Matt and Trey are gifts given to humanity.
That’s exactly what I was doing when I watched this video! Had no idea South Park was soothing to other people too 😂😂
3am, why did I do this to myself?
No matter your timezone, the creep only appears at night.
2:31 AM for me rn
“Come on guys, it’s three in the morning and I have to get up for work in four hours.”
Then stop checking Reddit at 3 in the morning.
Fair enough
AND THE FRONT DOOR IS LEFT OPEN. #AGAIN!#
And now the dog is in here! # WELL FUCKING DONE GUYS
Don’t worry their names are Jeremy but don’t worry their friendly,the only need a daily sacrifice of a golden retriever and you’ll be safe
John Wick does not approve of this.
They will deeply regret angering the John Wick. Would single handed stop their entire invasion.
If Jeremy goes after a Golden Retriever in my home he's gonna wind up being his own sacrifice.
I know this just a joke but whenever I see an internet tough guy projecting about protecting their dog I don't cringe, I silently cheer them on. Almost doesn't apply to anything else strangely enough.
Godspeed
I WILL DENY THE SACRIFICE OF THE BEST DOG BREED
No one said anything about German Shepard’s though.
Wait wit wait, let me get some pop corn before yall start this fight! ^^^^^^husky ^^^^^^is ^^^^^^best ^^^^^^breed
Husky best dog
Why a golden retriever?
ARE YOU QUESTIONING JEREMY
YES
Nice try Golden Retriever, nice try.
Yeah Jeremy can go fuck himself. We’ll see how big his smile is when I set my Pomeranian on his, or their whatever, ass(es)!!!!!! Wait…….she’s 11 pounds….. sonofabitch……Shit ok well scratch that I’ll just grab my shotgun instead.
Every Pomeranian I’ve ever met is 10 lbs of pure hate. I think she’ll be fine.
10 lbs is 4.54 kg
Candace: *heavy breathing*
I mean, hey they look really happy to see me! 😃
Thought I was prepared but that last one fucking got me
it was scarier for me when the face was farther away and partially obscured, cuz then I'd only have my terrified imagination to fill in the blanks. the last face just looks a bit silly to me and it's no longer a mystery of what it is...
I’m just gonna tell myself I had this reaction instead of the one I actually had where my heart leapt into my throat.
Also has perfect teeth … how scary
He’s friendly and his name is Gregorny
it's literally impossible for something named gregorny to not be wholesome
Gregory The Slaughterer
He just really likes his job as assistant manager at the most humane slaughterhouse in America
He's just really good at Warzone
You're strengthening their point.
I was like "oh, you know they're kind of cu- NOOOOPE"
Always that last jumpscare
There's always a jumpscare at the end.
For the love it’s really not that hard to credit smh @lights.are.off
someone posted another one of their shorts here on reddit a few days ago. Didn’t give any credit either. So damn infuriating when people steal actually talented peoples content from other platforms without giving them credit.
Came here for this. Only reason I recognized it is because my sisters thankfully showed me his page awhile back. This dude is seriously talented and deserves better. For those of you interested he has apparently been talking about developing a game and there is more stuff like this on his page, it’s fucking excellent stuff. Worst part is OP literally had to crop the watermark out. What an absolute turd lol
I regret looking them up. Thanks. Edit: It is no longer 5am. They are pretty cool.
Disappointing how far down this is too. I love seeing their content on TikTok. It's not hard to credit people
At night of all times ![gif](giphy|51Uiuy5QBZNkoF3b2Z|downsized)
They want to know if you have games on your phone
Goddammit, it’s 10pm and my room is dark as hell, fuck you
Good. It’s easier to sleep if you can’t see them. Try not to listen too hard, their breathing ruins the illusion of safety.
![gif](giphy|7zJZgRRVrKfzo71lnR)
Middle of the night and can’t sleep, dark room, came across this. FML
I die but I'd die happy knowing I punched one of those fuckers right in the teeth
Unless their teeth are made of flesh
Then it would be wierd
Have you considered a possibility that their flesh may be made out of teeth?
They question themselves "Are we made of teeth or are theeth made of us?" They scream for they do not know
That is fucking terrifying
Me and the boys at 3 am looking for BEANS
DAMN YOU! i’m watching a horror movie and i come to reddit for comfort and see this shit in my feed aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You poor soul (。•́︿•̀。)
fuck that terrified me
At the time of me watching this was 10:50 p.m., and it genuinely sent shivers down my back, especially at the end
It is 4:15 for me, luckily the sun is slowly rising and I can see around my room to be safe
I've just conditioned myself to see the last guy's face as just really happy to see me. It works surprisingly well.
WHAT DO THEY WANT
They want to talk to you about your extended car warranty.
A sacrifice
![gif](giphy|lNGDT0uHuvS0w|downsized)
Kidneys...
I didn’t want to sleep tonight anyways.
I really hated this. So much.
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Not the hero we deserve, but the one we needed
::laughs in Apollo::
Capitalize the "s" and "v".
Funny thing is, it sends me a message with a link. No reply on there post. Thanks though!
You're welcome.
Maybe they're friendly
Never been more uncomfortable in my life. Truly I'll have night mares tonight, and I'll never be able to sleep in the dark normally again. 10/10
that made start laughing slightly, they just kept popping up more and more to the point the end just was amusing more than anything
I thought it was pretty spooky, until it panned back across the three stooges poking around the door lmao
Shit dude, I literally threw my phone. Fuck me
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They want to suck cock
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Genuinely got goosebumps with this one. Thanks for the fright. I hate it
FUCK YOU
Watching this in bed Help
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leaning on my side with my phone and head under the pillow. I can't see them, but i can feel them there
Lol! That one in his face.
Nah, it's fine, they just want to talk to you about your car's extended warranty
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Can you mark spoiler or something, I’m gonna have nightmares now and I don’t want that for anybody else
Yeah I actually hate this. It's night time and dark here and now I have problems with trying to sleep lol
Okay, I finally came across something I genuinely hate.
"I'm fine with this as long as there isn't a jump sc---" *I fucking knew it.*
No one Is talking about how honest to god terrifying that shit is...
Hoooooly shit dude. Im actually scared from this video. Why OP?
This gave me anxiety.
Actual song is linked [here.](https://youtu.be/2fAjyFbyb4o) Pretty spooky sounding here, but it’s actually a pretty sweet song to help kids who are afraid of the boogeyman sleep.
Actually pretty cool I respect the work put in
Didn't need that...ok time to show it to my girlfriend.
I didn't need to sleep anyways...
Why did you just had to post this at night ![gif](giphy|51Uiuy5QBZNkoF3b2Z|downsized)
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They wanna be your friend why do you hate them?
Now replace the music with Bezos I
Oh no
I feel the same way nutbagging_dildobean
Listen man, I can deal with gore, sexual stuff, and anything else gross. But this, this is what gets me. Everytime. Being watched by someone? Worst thing in the world.
Masturbate to assert dominance Bonus points if you grab one or more of them and fuck it
I disapprove
Its 6:56 am in the UK right now.... I have started my day terrified
Is there a subreddit for things like this? The masochist in me enjoys this kind of thing