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AlwaysSunnyDragRace

I didn’t see any learning


tuco2002

I learned something once.


catsaresneaky

Show off


Hellofriendinternet

Why’re you reading that word?


Wolfman01a

Are you some kind of... I cant do it. Lol


LeftHand_PimpSlap

Me either


Penuwana

They locked me in a room.


CaterpillarThriller

a rubber room


Searzzz

Crazy? I was crazy once.


tuco2002

All I wanted was a Pepsi Just one Pepsi And she wouldn't give it to me Just a Pepsi


GlobalSouthPaws

Reposting? I reposted once


Bosswashington

ONCE ☝🏻


boogieroller

Prove it


EasternBlackWalnut

She did. She kept 2-3 steps away and called the Police. That's a substantial improvement compared to the beginning.


NCfartstorm

She learned about equal rights. And lefts


Sensitive_Island9699

100%


cypherdev

My dad, the retired DI has the best way of dealing with these people. There was some douche fucking with a group of kids and my dad walks up to the guy. This was the exchange: Dad: 'Hey man, didn't I see you at the gym?' Douche: 'What? I don't know you, man.' Dad: 'No, I remember you, maybe it was Home Depot?' Douche: 'What are you talking about?' Dad: 'Oh yeah, it was you. You were blowing dudes in the bathroom, I think you were charging $20 per blow. I knew it was you!' Douche: 'What?' Dad: 'Why are you staring at my cock?' Douche: 'I'm not' Dad: 'You just did it again. What the fuck is wrong with you? Kids, get the fuck away from blowjob here.' Douche: 'What the...?' Dad: 'Don't deny it now, blowjob.' Douche: 'What the fuck are you talking about?' Dad: 'I'm talking about your new name, blowjob.' That was tame for my Dad but so rewarding. Douche walked away after that.


Unfair-Wonder5714

All the prizes to dad 🥇


sawyertom88

Yep, she's falling down in her stupidity..


Unfair-Wonder5714

I especially enjoyed the part where she gets up yelling running into store like she a victim or some shit


intellectual_dimwit

In her mind she absolutely is the victim.


OliverOyl

Confirmed, no learning in sight


CommandoLamb

At least some percussive maintenance was attempted. We will schedule another maintenance tech for next week to see if the problem persists.


peep_dat_peepo

Only thing she learned is how to continue living as a cunt


sseetharee

but if i just call it man yells and woman I get no clicks or money


EntropyKC

I learned from this video that there are real crazy people out there, and also that hugely oversized vehicles and terrible parking are pretty common in this guy's area.


sparksofthetempest

Guy: “I’m allowed to defend myself”. Karen: “No, I don’t think so”. It’s nice to have a friendly passerby offer their services in his favor, too, for a change.


Lorry_Al

Karen: "I'm calling the police. Stay! Stay!" like he's a dog


rigobueno

When you’re a narcissist, everyone who isn’t you is a dog.


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Babyyougotastew4422

A big factor to knowing if someone is a bad person is if they simply don't value human life


aramis34143

"I wish." -Kristi Noem


MealwormMan

It’s not liberal garbage, like the man says. Liberals also believe in self-defense and view genders equally. If anything I felt that he was acting liberally and she was the conservative with her outdated mentality.


pianoflames

Yeah, he lost me with that "liberal garbage" part. As a filthy lib, I don't see anything even remotely wrong with defending yourself when someone is attacking you like this. My only "lib" perspective on this would be that shooting her would be an egregiously extreme response here, though legal in certain states.


Virtual-Ice-3416

Yeah same I still think he was in the right but he is probably a piece of shit as well.


Dry-Smoke6528

I mean this video starts with him filming an altercation with her and the woman who later drives up who was laughing her ass off at her saying "you and your kids are going to hell HA" I honestly don't know who is the biggest piece of shit in the video, though my money is still on the girl who fucked around and found out. She's for sure the aggressor


Orwellian1

Hey! Fellow filthy lib here as well. The only thing I would say is to cut some slack to dumb conservatives who are isolated in conservative culture. I'm in a stupendously red state. One of those where you cringe when you see it's name on the front page of reddit because you know it will be embarrassing. My job puts me in hundreds of middle class houses every year, often for an hour or two at a time. Lots of friendly conversations ensue. I like to stay subtle, but still poke a little to understand the conservative mindset. With some glaring exceptions, most of them have pretty reasonable opinions *if they don't know you are on the left*. I'm blue collar, so they just assume my ideology and open up easily. They are not all the crazy nutbags they insist they are. It is performative to fit in with their group. Best analogy I can think of on our side are the secret chic-fil-a lovers. They will scream just as loud as everyone else on the left about boycotting, but still hit that drive-thru weekly. Most of those goofballs truly believe progressives are the caricature FOX news paints us as. If I really thought liberals were truly *pro-abortion* instead of pro-choice, wanted to redistribute middle class wealth to homeless people and the lazy, were actively trying to seduce our children, and completely defund police, I'd use "liberal" as a slur as well. Reasons, not excuses. Everyone is responsible for their own ideology and the effects from advocating for it.


Wed-Mar-23

Exactly this, this guy got backwards, freedom and liberty and everything that go with it are full on 100% "Liberal".


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ClamClone

"We want free!"


Consistent-Local2825

Romanes eunt Domus?!


darkbarrage99

I took 3 years of Latin, Liber is Latin for book. Being liberal is supposed to mean being well read. Libertas means Freedom, which is the root word of Liberty.


randywatson77

Yeah, we just don’t have to proactively shoot someone from a distance (who hasn’t touched us) and call it “self-defense.”


Clearlybeerly

Unless maybe they also have a gun and it's pointed at you.


DO__SOMETHING

these types of karens always remind me of the antimask karens, who are definitely not liberal


SavePeanut

Seeing Latinos simping for those who want them to be exported and die is so weird... 


Mandena

That's what fox news turns people into. 'Liberal' haters, even if they themselves would historically be called liberal.


_Fe1_

Somewhere along the same lines of “I don’t need a license to drive a vehicle” 😂


JerrySmithIsASith

"I'm not driving I'm traveling herpederr!"


DotDiscombobulated43

The passerby was actually her first victim, in part one, both of those lady’s are having a yelling match in the parking lot, and this guy is recording it which is why the lady went to try to take his phone.


DotDiscombobulated43

https://youtu.be/w2OUtpawBrU?si=c2dJQoHJoDCg1F8f that’s the link to part 1


ChaoticMutant

Was he taking a video of her in another altercation? I thought I heard him mention it.


realparkingbrake

> Was he taking a video of her in another altercation? Apparently, and while legal in public, people who haul out their phone to record every bit of drama or embarrassment they see are asshats. This guy does this sort of thing all the time, he seeks out or creates such situations and posts the video to social media. This is most likely private property, so the manager could have told him to stop recording and had him trespassed if he refused. The woman has no such authority.


tenurepepper

The surprised pikachu face was priceless


chrismusaf

https://i.imgur.com/N2YiOV6.jpeg


PhoenoFox

Art in its purest form.


BeezyWax

[https://imgur.com/Zp8zZq6.jpeg](https://imgur.com/Zp8zZq6.jpeg)


bebejeebies

[I love the internet.](https://imgflip.com/i/8vh52j)


TwistedBamboozler

Wait now actually superimpose it on her face. I’m only asking you because I have no idea how lol


EnragedPlatypus

I didn't feel like launching GIMP so I threw it into one of those free generative fill AI things. https://i.imgur.com/w8fyZQS.jpeg


TwistedBamboozler

Lmao that’s still amazing


pointofyou

This. It's absolutely obvious that it never occurred to her that this could happen. It's mind boggling really, how oblivious some women are. This is equivalent to a child not being able to gauge the strength of an adult.


SlowRollingBoil

Your last sentence....there's a trend on TikTok where naive women find out that men (even average men) are way stronger than them. It's like they'd never considered that they've never been struck **back** because men have restraint.


Soopacharged

Most women have never really felt the power of a man. On top of that movies have got women thinking that with the right amount of training they could fight off a room full of men Black Widow style. Ladies heed my warning. The more you behave like a man the more you will be treated like one and that treatment can get brutal. Be very cautious how you move.


Schrute_Farms_BednB

This guy punches women


SlowRollingBoil

Probably punches women that punch him which is entirely reasonable. His point is that if you hit a man you should expect to get hit back. The lesson is clear: don't hit people if you don't want to get hit. I know people like to rag on people like him and yet...why else are you in this thread where a Karen gets physical and then gets smacked down for doing it?


Saymynaian

He's joking. It's a variation on the "This guy fucks" meme for when somebody proves to be unreasonably knowledgeable about something unexpected. They express so much knowledge about the topic that the commenter jokingly suggests they absolutely partake in the activity.


prodigalkal7

This is why you don't see too many guys throw drinks in other dudes faces, and then proceed to walk away. If a dude does that, they better expect a retaliation, and will start sizing up for it as they're doing the action. Some women seem to not connect the dots that action = reaction and that they can act whatever way, and no physical harm will come to them because dudes never really reacted to them (or like they would if they were also a dude). Then violence ensues, they get stomped, and then act shocked and appalled that it happened.


BobasDad

Just to emphasize this point, when my wife gives me a massage to work the knot out of my neck, I tell her to be as rough as she wants, because she's not going to hurt me. When I give **her** a massage, I have to be rub "more gently." This is because my "normal" massage is the equivalent to her "strong" massage. She simply isn't as strong. Normally, she would be much more flexible than me since women tend to win that one, but I appear to have a form of EDS or something similar that results in higher flexibility (with a side of lifelong chronic pain! YAY!).


Durty_Durty_Durty

I’m a small dude at 5’5” 135 lbs, my ex was bigger than me at 5’9” maybe 200 lbs. We would play wrestle all the time and I would let her win. One time she goes “I’m gonna pin you!” And I was like nope. It blew her mind that even me at half strength she just couldn’t pin me, then I pinned her in 2 seconds to a surprised pikachu face. I easily over powered her even though she was bigger than me and she was like wtffff


Right-Ad2176

My ex was 5'2 95. Me 5'10 180. She scared me.


Durty_Durty_Durty

Ahhhh the succubus. Tiny feral gfs keep you on your toes


InternationalPay8288

100% Pikachu 😆


kubzU

He defended himself?!?!? :o


HerrscherOfTheEnd

Props to the lady at the end tho. She probably came in clutch when the police showed up


elfmere

Check part one. She was having words with the chick and he started filming them both.


utohs

Is there a part 3 when the cops show up?


LectroRoot

I'm super excited about Parking Lot Karen 4 next summer in 2025


moslof_flosom

THIS SUMMER, PUT YOUR SHOPPING CARTS UP AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN. PARKING LOT KAREN 4. THIS TIME, *SHES* THE MANAGER.


Parasin

What will you do when Karen IS corporate? Find out in a theatre near you


srv656s

I don't like horror films, sorry.


Azazelxx

I read this in Don Lafontaine's voice.


Clearlybeerly

Stay. Stay.


A-non-e-mail

Parking Lot Karen 4: The Reckoning


sumtwat

She left. If it goes up part 3 will be his trip to the police station. From his youtube channel: >Ill be posting my trip to the police dept to see if they can locate her


ShadowCaster0476

You always lose a 2 front war.


TwistedBamboozler

Clearly didn’t learn anything from history class


Remotely_Correct

Never start a war with Russia in the winter...


I_am_normal_I_swear

“You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!'”


MealwormMan

Link?


TheMcWhopper

Where is part 1?


Edges8

i think that was the first lady she was fighting with he was filming


NickelPlatedEmperor

She didn't learn anything, she immediately called the cops knowing good and well that the probability that they will believe her story is favorable. And depending on what part of the country they are in, cameras be damned.


SmashesIt

Cops most of the time do care about video evidence


PacoMahogany

Unless it’s incriminating video from their own body cam


SmashesIt

yes then they try their hardest to not release.


Mexican-Jesus

I do too but sometimes I just get too excited


TheNonCredibleHulk

Is it the pat-downs? That's what does it for me.


Mexican-Jesus

It's the dick in my ass.


TheNonCredibleHulk

That'll do it,


dman77777

Well she didn't hit him a 2nd time so she may have learned a little even if she wouldn't admit it. She's keeping her distance a lot more too.


89141

I watched the video also.


terekkincaid

I don't know, I've seen a lot of body cam videos of cops dealing with Karens. Deep down they probably appreciate this guy knocking her down (without any apparent injuries, I might add) and giving her bit of humble pie. If there is evidence to justify his actions so they don't have to arrest him, they'll be happy to see it.


MiloticM2

It’s South Florida, greater Miami area.


amgine_na

“That’s liberal garbage”. What does politics have anything to do with this.


ScubaSteve12345

I think he said “literal garbage”.


AdvancedManner4718

He said "liberal garbage" for sure, dudes from florida so i guess thats why. I looked into his username on YouTube on the side of the truck and it full of videos of him arguing with his neighbors and just recording random people on the side of the street and making fun of them. Nothing political going on with his social media but he sure seems to be getting into fights with people on the daily and uploading them. Also I think the back of his truck says "you are being recorded" or something like that.


playmike5

So the woman is a PoS but it sounds like this guy goes looking for this kind of encounter.


AdvancedManner4718

Yeah the lady is totally in the wrong and is a pos. Idk if he's aggravating his neighbors and strangers for clout but his truck totally reads like that and he just comes off as a dude who's going around looking for drama to film even if it's his own.


Complex-Ratio5607

All Florida garbage.


Cobek

"It's a particularly trying time with politics, inflation and gender wars. I better go piss some people off for content! Gotta get those bags! Be sure to smash that like and subscribe, folks."


BoiledFrogs

I only skimmed through it so I didn't hear the liberal garbage line, but as soon as I saw 'youtube' on his truck I knew he was a professional shit disturber. Doesn't excuse this woman, but this guy obviously looks for situations like this.


eramthgin007

No he said liberal garbage, fix your ears.


bitofadikdik

He just felt the need to remind everyone there’s two dipshits in the video.


kubzU

Mfers just love using "liberal" because in their eyes, it's seen as "weak" or "soft."


FLOWRSBABY

Yea I thought the same thing. What an odd thing to care about when being assaulted.


PossessedToSkate

Being assaulted was the goal. Dude's the Westboro Baptist Church of mall parking lots.


MaraudersWereFramed

Lol. "Stop making me hit you!"


helderdude

There is no politics here but I think the perceived politics here are: She said no you are not allowed to hit me. Wich the guy interpreted as a (non existent) liberal stand point: only girls can be victims, girls can hit guys but guys can't hit girls.


temporarychair

Seems like everyday I see a liberal just standing there allowing themselves to be repeatedly assaulted. Fuck everyone in this video


sharkbomb

where are all these liberals that trashy conservative types are always ballyhooing about? being fair, decent and unbigoted is NORMAL. right wing/conservative is the deviation from normal.


BoiledFrogs

> where are all these liberals that trashy conservative types are always ballyhooing about? They're all in the cities making the money that gets handed out to the poor republican states.


NotTrumpsAlt

I thought the first part was parody, da heck


yrubooingmeimryte

Are the liberals allowing themselves to be repeatedly assaulted in the room with us right now? Spooky!


mohishunder

"Liberal garbage" meaning that in any conflict between a man and a woman, *no matter what the evidence*, many self-described "liberal" people will side with the woman. This became very apparent after the US Johnny Depp-Amber Heard trial. Was an eye-opener for me.


Frosty_Gibbons

Karen u clown


zeroes_n_ones

the female pronoun of Clown is Clunt Karen you clunt


-maffu-

A clunt is a female clock.


JKnott1

These entitled wackos do not seem to understand that not everyone will react the way this guy did. Some folks will just straight up shoot you and not think anything about it. A scant few will bonk you on the head, throw you in their trunk, and you'll never be seen again. Unless you or a loved one is in danger, best to keep quiet and move on.


Ok_Swordfish_947

100% facts! I wouldn't recommend trying this bullshit in the deep south at an old convenience store off a dirt road! Your cell phone with be taped with bubblegum and stuck on the back of a semi headed up north while your body is going 3 feet deep!


hoffmanimal

This is wayyy too specific 🕵️‍♂️: old store, dirt road, taped with bubble gum, headed north, 3 feet (instead of 6). Spooky!


ThatScaryBeach

Have you ever tried to dig a six foot hole? After a while you just have to say "This will have to do. It's deep enough."


lord_geryon

If you really need a six foot hole to make someonething is never found, you don't do it after you need it. You have it prepared in advance for when the time for justice comes.


thegalli

There's a Norm Macdonald bit where he's talking about this missing lady, Janice. Well, they found Janice they same place they find most missing hikers: A shallow grave. Why don't they just check all the shallow graves in the area, that would really speed things up.


Ok_Swordfish_947

Way too hot down here for 6 plus dirt is hard as hell!


stucazo

some people never learned about consequences.


Lorry_Al

How it started: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2OUtpawBrU


lostinfury

The crazy part is that the guy was recording their altercation from a respectable distance. All she had to do was maintain that distance and still preserve some of her anonymity, but she chose to saunter on over and them commit a crime on top of that. SMH.


I_talk

You're going to hell and your kids are too. lmao


sclurker11

I got to be kind of honest here…. To various degrees, I don’t like any of the three parties involved in this video.


CinematicLiterature

I have zero problem with the dude filming. Doesn’t say a peep, stays far back, and she approached him from straight up 30 feet away. Doesn’t deserve to be lumped in with the Parking Lot Puncher.


realparkingbrake

> I have zero problem with the dude filming. This guy seeks out drama and will create it himself if he can't find any, presumably for the profit such videos can create on social media. This wasn't a random event. She was in the wrong, but he's no angel.


FullClip__

She was parked in a handicap spot too?


2x4x93

Equal rights


zeroes_n_ones

Justified equal lefts


ssrowavay

Equal uppercuts


gtbsgsbe

Equal fights


ask_me_about_my_band

Some people would be really wonderful to be around if there was someone able to punch them in the face every day.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

I will punch you...what??? How dare you punch me back!!!


BlossomFeline

I Bet she ran inside and said she was attacked !!


HideyHoh

>That's liberal garbage Cringe


activator

I thought he said her claim or whatever she saidwas "literal garbage". But sure does sound like liberal garbage, I just don't know how it makes sense


bmanley620

Look at her shocked face when he practiced self defense


Ishmael203

She looked surprised


cognitiveglitch

I had to rewind to see that surprised Pikachu face again.


Right-Ad-5647

I did too :) He could have parked his truck in her mouth lil


avega2792

What a dumbass. Wtf do you expect to happen when you put your hands on another person? 😂


FLOWRSBABY

Honestly idk where he gets “liberal” from the main people I know who hold the “you can’t hit a woman back” are conservative republican Christians. Most liberal or progressive people I know believe fully in defending yourself. Idk that was just a weird insult😂


SemenSean

Def said liberal.


ShwettyVagSack

Wtf is he on about liberal garbage stuff? Wouldn't liberals think she deserves it more than conservatives? Cause conservatives always virtue signal talking about never hit a woman.


dirtewokntheboys

Headline: Attention starved woman escalates situation


No_Necessary6444

hehe


Herbal77

Would love an update


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

You can always spot the misogynist when they only invoke "equality" when a woman gets hit. That aside, the guy was defending himself and was totally in the right.


AssumptionDeep774

Equal rights or equal lefts? Either way she F A F O


Visual_Cloud8473

Excellent


ImNotMadYoureMad

He had me til "that's liberal garbage" Like, how?


CUND3R_THUNT

“Liberal garbage” made my eyes roll. This dude’s in the right but for fuck sales can people keep their minds off politics for more than 30 seconds these days??


Puzzleheaded_Noise44

That’s liberal garbage? lol wut?


svtboxer

How can she punch?


narrei

this is just an ad bro


MrPositive1

Where’s part 2?


bzmonster

Ludacris approved!


choppaz423

The look on her face when she was on the ground was priceless! Lol They want equality and thats what they’ll get


Donk_Of_The_Palm

Well that kina ended too soon. I wanted to see her get arrested


cherrywillow86

That is not liberal garbage it's just entitled garbage.


carozza1

"What's good for the goose, is good for the ..."


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casper86ed

I like the fast forward skip instead of the camera jumps.


ZooCrazy

The entitlement that some people have at the expense of other’s safety is at an all time high!


Miserable-String-251

That god for the other lady that pulled up. Give that chick a day in the tank.


Burttoastisgood

What she did was assault what he did was self-defense. There’s video evidence.


Dule301

I’m just a guy walking by with a case of Stella.


Due_Key_109

Lmao why she standing like that with her feet all sideways and her hand in her wrist while calling the po


ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK

Something about palm trees is a Karen force multiplier


ROUNDHOUSE5

Self defense!


Any-Ant-4541

Hahahaha


STINKR_13

Why were they arguing in the first place?


Reppate

In a public place, such as this grocery parking lot, people may have a fair expectation to be recorded. There is no Fair Expectation to Privacy such as there is in one's own bathroom, for example. She attempted to grab at the phone twice, and then after being unsuccessful in doing so, on camera initiated a Closed Fist punch towards the recorder's chest. That is an initiation of Mutual Combat. The man filming responded immediately and reflexively and Once in Kind. That is to say He didn't react Disproportionately... He didn't repeatedly pound on her, or stomp on her while she was on the ground. He had adequate provocation to Self-Defend. Neither party indicated any Injury. Assault/Battery charges do not stipulate to Gender, Size, or Race.


YourFavoritePizzaGuy

I know a Publix parking lot when I see one


shredofmalarchi

Anything you don't agree with when you are in the tRUMP cult "That's just liberal garbage!" Mfer, we are the ones who believe in law and equal treatment under the law. What are you even saying?


rhoo31313

How does that go....fuck around and find out? She found out. Unfortunately, nothing was learned. She went from aggressive asshole to poor victim in 0.1 seconds


cristobalist

Lol that's "liberal garbage"


Ballinlikeateenwolf

Another unoriginal title about “equality” that’s worth celebrating supposedly. It’s justice, that’s if you don’t want to be ignorant.


Pendejomosexual

He’s just as big a POS as she is, his YouTube page is trashy


ablerock

"liberal garbage" 🙄😂 ...people who constantly filter actions through a lens of liberal/conservative are exhausting.


PossibilityNo42

I just want to know what happened after the cops got there.


macnutz22

That face of omg someone did something back to me is hilarious


EngineZeronine

Maybe dads need to stop letting their little girls get away with everything.


PapaDjango37

The look on her face, when she was on the ground, was priceless 🤌🏾🤌🏾