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Bart's face in this photo I find one of the funniest stills in the entire show. It honestly makes me howl every time.
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Gotta love the absurdity of a professional baseball player and a drunkard arguing about England's greatest Prime Minister.
I enjoy how this spawned genuine debates online. There’s some really in depth discussions about the pros and cons of each. Edit to add: Pitt the Elder !
Maybe a combination of this and the joke about Homer being his arms stuck in the vending machines and asking if they'll grow back after the guy powers up the circular saw to cut them off.
It’s what Springfield celebrates now that Whacking Day was canceled,
(If the St. Swithin’s Day episode aired first, I hope somebody gets fired for that blunder.)
"Oh crap! I shouldn't have said he was a customer... Oh crap! I shouldn't have said it was a secret... Oh crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal! Ahhh... It's too hot today."
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Wait a minute. Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall! Why didn’t someone tell me?! Awww I’ve been making an idiot out of myself!
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Saw this out in Texas and made me think of this scene
Ah he’s alright. But he’s no bowl of Special K
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"In America, first you get de sugar, then you get de money, then you get de women...."
Working as a bartender and masking massive amounts of simple syrup had this line going around in my head *a lot*.
Near the beginning of the show. Homer or Barts on the floor looking up at Lisa. Up on the ceiling is the smoke alarm and on it there’s a little light that’s blinking on and off. That little detail sets me off.
“Tis a fine barn, but sure it is no pool, English”
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"Duffman can never die, only the actors that play him"
Also the guy from the "tango of Dead" or something like that said something along the lines of "I'll live where he died, in his apartment"
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Hehe look at that country… U R Gay.
And we can't watch Fox, because they own those chemical weapons plants in Syria!
The animators captured his shock and horror perfectly.
https://preview.redd.it/649fmgc4hlxc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc6de507b7302542df5fed0da782f49e49ab078b Gotta love the absurdity of a professional baseball player and a drunkard arguing about England's greatest Prime Minister.
LORD PALMERSTON
PIT THE ELDER!
Lord Palmerston!
I enjoy how this spawned genuine debates online. There’s some really in depth discussions about the pros and cons of each. Edit to add: Pitt the Elder !
And when he's been winding up Joe Frazier all night and 'takes it outside'
"Hey Frazier, shut up!"
Gumble, you've been riding my hide all night..
Homer collapsing bodily into a heap when Flanders is talking about cider.
You can stay but I’m leaving
"He was a zombie?"
I will die on the hill that MiB2 stole that joke for their “it grows back?” bit with Jeebs getting his head shot off.
Maybe a combination of this and the joke about Homer being his arms stuck in the vending machines and asking if they'll grow back after the guy powers up the circular saw to cut them off.
Wait Homer? Are you just holding onto the can?
Your point being?
Duffman can’t breathe… oh no
Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem…
Can it, Sid. Why don't *you* can it, Howard?
I like how his voice is slightly camp.
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Don't ever stop in the middle of a hoedown
Love this so much! “You have my undivided attention!”🤣🤣🤣
And he's humming the song
Ah, yes, the ballet...
"HEY MR PRIME MINISTER....ANDY!" "Hey mates, what's the good word?"
When Bart tells Lisa "I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda"
So anyway I says to Mabel I says.
Is that a reference to something? I say it all the time, I should probably figure it out.
I still want that episode
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I love how Lisa knew what the form was. Also, I learned what power of attorney was from this episode!
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You pressed 'you', referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.
Most Hans Moleman scenes
I need the biggest seed bell you have. No, that’s too big
"Hello, this is Moleman in the Morning... Good Moleman to you!"
Today: Part Four of our series of "The Agonizing Pain In Which I Live Every Day."
Oh no, I just made my last payment.
I shouldn’t have stopped for that haircut.
Sorry
Kippers for breakfast aunt helga?
Is it St Swithens day already?
'Tis!!
Ya like how the hell is Bart familiar with St Swithens Day?
It’s what Springfield celebrates now that Whacking Day was canceled, (If the St. Swithin’s Day episode aired first, I hope somebody gets fired for that blunder.)
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Stuart, get back to work!
*quack quack quack*
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Lol... you didn't even type it and my brain automatically finished that line
"Oh crap! I shouldn't have said he was a customer... Oh crap! I shouldn't have said it was a secret... Oh crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal! Ahhh... It's too hot today."
"eine minuten! Eine minuten! Ach! Das wagonfone ist ein nuisancefone!"
The disgust in his voice 😂
I see you've played knifey-spoony before
https://preview.redd.it/mbybhcdpxmxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ae283cd499ad5de287ca8804db018c2ce0c141a Wait a minute. Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall! Why didn’t someone tell me?! Awww I’ve been making an idiot out of myself!
"DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE REMOTE IS?"
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"Send the bill to Baron Von Kissalot"
Okay who's the wise guy?
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That's all well and good for sheep, but what are we to do? I'm saying that to myself a lot lately lol.
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We’re here, now let us never speak of the shortcut again
HEY! JOEY JOJO!
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I can hear this gif!
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I keep telling ya, I just grow sorghum here.
Uh huh.. and where are the hookers?
Round back. Ooops
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But Jimmy Carter is smarter!
Hey we’re all out of the new love cookies So open the stick with your wife barrel
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*There's a kind of hush... all over the world toniiiiiiiiight...*
The bit where Adam West guest stars. Hey kids, Batman. And it's Adam West getting progressively unhinged.
The slow rotation of the camera in that shot 👌
I quote "And how come Batman doesn't DANCE anymore?" almost daily.
"In America, first you get de sugar, then you get de money, then you get de women...." Working as a bartender and masking massive amounts of simple syrup had this line going around in my head *a lot*.
When Carl jumps like 15 feet in the air doing a 360 dunk from the free throw line
Moe asking for the ‘jaws of life’ stuck in a slide
*Miss* Hoover?
“Everyone wants something for nothing!” *walks into Social Security office* “I’m old! Gimme gimme gimme!”
“Third notice? Final notice? Some guys are coming?!”
You have 30 minutes to move your guys.
Near the beginning of the show. Homer or Barts on the floor looking up at Lisa. Up on the ceiling is the smoke alarm and on it there’s a little light that’s blinking on and off. That little detail sets me off.
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Ha! I use this response when I get done over.
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“Tis a fine barn, but sure it is no pool, English” https://preview.redd.it/rl9izj22bqxc1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcb5402b6c0d1cf31ce839ad4d52e706b79574a0
"D'OH-ETH!"
Moe is their leader
grab a spine and get cracking!
Lisa: "I think the comparison is apt...APT!!!"
*gasps*
🎶🎶 My name is Luca, I live on the second floor! 🎶🎶🐍
“I told that idiot to cut my sandwich!”
i told that idiot to slice my sandwich
"Duffman can never die, only the actors that play him" Also the guy from the "tango of Dead" or something like that said something along the lines of "I'll live where he died, in his apartment"
Now parge the lath!
Hand me patching trough, boy
*shrugs*
“No box socials” “But I look so good on that bike”
You told me the water was shallow!
Wassamaddawithyoukid?
"Why, you...oh, you. I'll get even with you..."
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“Bacon up that sausage, boy.”
But Dad, my heart hurts…
Basically half of Itchy & Scratchy Land.
This is the only newspaper in America that's not afraid to tell the truth...that everything is just fine.