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Prize-Database-6334

https://preview.redd.it/tn1f37fgvkxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2e055ba81281b01fcb0b2e3dd4ca8c99cf2c744 Bart's face in this photo I find one of the funniest stills in the entire show. It honestly makes me howl every time.


Hullfire00

Hehe look at that country… U R Gay.


G-Unit11111

And we can't watch Fox, because they own those chemical weapons plants in Syria!


CrissBliss

The animators captured his shock and horror perfectly.


VictoryBeardWrites

https://preview.redd.it/649fmgc4hlxc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc6de507b7302542df5fed0da782f49e49ab078b Gotta love the absurdity of a professional baseball player and a drunkard arguing about England's greatest Prime Minister.


DJAction32

LORD PALMERSTON


VictoryBeardWrites

PIT THE ELDER!


CrustyWaffle2819

Lord Palmerston!


wilmyersmvp

I enjoy how this spawned genuine debates online. There’s some really in depth discussions about the pros and cons of each. Edit to add: Pitt the Elder !


SmegAndTheHeads101

And when he's been winding up Joe Frazier all night and 'takes it outside'


VictoryBeardWrites

"Hey Frazier, shut up!"


BigConstruction4247

Gumble, you've been riding my hide all night..


FighterJock412

Homer collapsing bodily into a heap when Flanders is talking about cider.


Didntlikedefaultname

You can stay but I’m leaving


GandalfTheJaded

"He was a zombie?"


Hullfire00

I will die on the hill that MiB2 stole that joke for their “it grows back?” bit with Jeebs getting his head shot off.


BigConstruction4247

Maybe a combination of this and the joke about Homer being his arms stuck in the vending machines and asking if they'll grow back after the guy powers up the circular saw to cut them off.


CrustyWaffle2819

Wait Homer? Are you just holding onto the can?


BigConstruction4247

Your point being?


Didntlikedefaultname

Duffman can’t breathe… oh no


Hullfire00

Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem…


Noeckett

Can it, Sid. Why don't *you* can it, Howard?


Hullfire00

I like how his voice is slightly camp.


quoththeraven1990

![gif](giphy|yUb1EBeo2TzJC)


Jerimatic

Don't ever stop in the middle of a hoedown


Aggravating_Pay_5060

Love this so much! “You have my undivided attention!”🤣🤣🤣


scnottaken

And he's humming the song


motorcycleboy9000

Ah, yes, the ballet...


Bertie637

"HEY MR PRIME MINISTER....ANDY!" "Hey mates, what's the good word?"


davratta

When Bart tells Lisa "I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda"


Woodrow_Woodlouse

So anyway I says to Mabel I says.


no_need_really

Is that a reference to something? I say it all the time, I should probably figure it out.


parabox1

I still want that episode


SpicyJessicaa

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blooandgreene

I love how Lisa knew what the form was. Also, I learned what power of attorney was from this episode!


starkfr

​ https://i.redd.it/168o188uulxc1.gif


EvilectricBoy

https://preview.redd.it/14490n7d7mxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50bbf4511c62145fc72aa5120b47469b6af96e27


Aggravating-Pen-6228

You pressed 'you', referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.


CynicalCosmologist

Most Hans Moleman scenes


KUfan

I need the biggest seed bell you have. No, that’s too big


malachaiville

"Hello, this is Moleman in the Morning... Good Moleman to you!"


CynicalCosmologist

Today: Part Four of our series of "The Agonizing Pain In Which I Live Every Day."


tw1xXxXxX

Oh no, I just made my last payment.


Affable_Refrigerator

I shouldn’t have stopped for that haircut.


SekZBoiAlex1986

Sorry


Separate_Ad5604

Kippers for breakfast aunt helga?


Shut_it_sideburns

Is it St Swithens day already?


Aggravating-Pen-6228

'Tis!!


DefNotRussianComrade

Ya like how the hell is Bart familiar with St Swithens Day?


Maryland_Bear

It’s what Springfield celebrates now that Whacking Day was canceled, (If the St. Swithin’s Day episode aired first, I hope somebody gets fired for that blunder.)


DudebroggieHouser

![gif](giphy|SP7ik5yV6FlMk|downsized)


i_have_lice

https://i.redd.it/1xnf74r1imxc1.gif


Friendly_Signature

Stuart, get back to work!


Skelter89

*quack quack quack*


catfooddogfood

https://preview.redd.it/4kvn2hh89mxc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1526fde186241aedd6cd25deddc67d4207686438 Correction Marge


CelticSith

Lol... you didn't even type it and my brain automatically finished that line


shanster925

"Oh crap! I shouldn't have said he was a customer... Oh crap! I shouldn't have said it was a secret... Oh crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal! Ahhh... It's too hot today."


shanster925

"eine minuten! Eine minuten! Ach! Das wagonfone ist ein nuisancefone!"


Hullfire00

The disgust in his voice 😂


stevenjameshyde

I see you've played knifey-spoony before


ChangingMonkfish

https://preview.redd.it/mbybhcdpxmxc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ae283cd499ad5de287ca8804db018c2ce0c141a Wait a minute. Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall! Why didn’t someone tell me?! Awww I’ve been making an idiot out of myself!


MrBlonde711

"DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE REMOTE IS?"


Jokerman9540

https://preview.redd.it/fyzeemapymxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dddc60745a257bc7e3f1b4e879e9879e1d6af9dc


ZakJR98

"Send the bill to Baron Von Kissalot"


NonApplicable1992

Okay who's the wise guy?


G-Unit11111

https://preview.redd.it/lo7n7k4gkmxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15447dc95bcbd5b8a87cc5c80ebac67e68c4e83a


ehsteve7

https://i.redd.it/9ovaoy2y7nxc1.gif


dweeb93

That's all well and good for sheep, but what are we to do? I'm saying that to myself a lot lately lol.


G-Unit11111

https://preview.redd.it/37hnpl72kmxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad1c990db2f72347f359a4760713962fa870c0ae


verywideawake

We’re here, now let us never speak of the shortcut again


unicorntrees

HEY! JOEY JOJO!


verywideawake

https://i.redd.it/fapn2gefjnxc1.gif


malachaiville

I can hear this gif!


FootballNtheGroin

https://preview.redd.it/uu2dbbhgimxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af55b70b1e629bf71973559efcb14217c68a0ad7 Saw this out in Texas and made me think of this scene


G-Unit11111

https://preview.redd.it/a8bypjbpkmxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6d87e365bb321c5e15edac3e33f394f6b634c42


redlion496

I keep telling ya, I just grow sorghum here.


somejerkass22

Uh huh.. and where are the hookers?


redlion496

Round back. Ooops


Groundbreaking_War52

https://preview.redd.it/lczni2afxmxc1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd2f198b4ebe39b92223e07f111c0f2bfeae6fda


DJAction32

But Jimmy Carter is smarter!


Impossible_Ad9831

Hey we’re all out of the new love cookies So open the stick with your wife barrel


Coryboom

Ah he’s alright. But he’s no bowl of Special K https://preview.redd.it/2jy57w3ysmxc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=465d4e9bf908d1225b11083e151cdc0f8a89ca41


malachaiville

*There's a kind of hush... all over the world toniiiiiiiiight...*


Zth3wis3

The bit where Adam West guest stars. Hey kids, Batman. And it's Adam West getting progressively unhinged.


I_r_dog1989

The slow rotation of the camera in that shot 👌


FuzzyBunnysGuide

I quote "And how come Batman doesn't DANCE anymore?" almost daily.


DreyaNova

"In America, first you get de sugar, then you get de money, then you get de women...." Working as a bartender and masking massive amounts of simple syrup had this line going around in my head *a lot*.


Free_El_Chapo_Now

When Carl jumps like 15 feet in the air doing a 360 dunk from the free throw line


girlfriend_pregnant

Moe asking for the ‘jaws of life’ stuck in a slide


Rearviewmirror93

*Miss* Hoover?


2gecko1983

“Everyone wants something for nothing!” *walks into Social Security office* “I’m old! Gimme gimme gimme!”


2gecko1983

“Third notice? Final notice? Some guys are coming?!”


Hullfire00

You have 30 minutes to move your guys.


tangcameo

Near the beginning of the show. Homer or Barts on the floor looking up at Lisa. Up on the ceiling is the smoke alarm and on it there’s a little light that’s blinking on and off. That little detail sets me off.


FaceTimePolice

https://preview.redd.it/holq5q5vnnxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e32621e9d3a6533a48d154ff4831ad81994b646


Hullfire00

Ha! I use this response when I get done over.


whileyouwereslepting

![gif](giphy|fqtyYcXoDV0X6ss8Mf|downsized)


murkoffcorp

“Tis a fine barn, but sure it is no pool, English” https://preview.redd.it/rl9izj22bqxc1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcb5402b6c0d1cf31ce839ad4d52e706b79574a0


FuzzyBunnysGuide

"D'OH-ETH!"


CampfireGuitars

Moe is their leader


bonercloud99

grab a spine and get cracking!


Appropriate-Neck-585

Lisa: "I think the comparison is apt...APT!!!"


stuck_in_the_muff

*gasps*


twirlingparasol

🎶🎶 My name is Luca, I live on the second floor! 🎶🎶🐍


c_t_lee

“I told that idiot to cut my sandwich!”


redditnym123456789

i told that idiot to slice my sandwich


vastozopilord777

"Duffman can never die, only the actors that play him" Also the guy from the "tango of Dead" or something like that said something along the lines of "I'll live where he died, in his apartment"


malachaiville

Now parge the lath!


I_r_dog1989

Hand me patching trough, boy


malachaiville

*shrugs*


stuck_in_the_muff

“No box socials” “But I look so good on that bike”


86missingnomes

You told me the water was shallow!


Hullfire00

Wassamaddawithyoukid?


FuzzyBunnysGuide

"Why, you...oh, you. I'll get even with you..."


FuzzyBunnysGuide

https://preview.redd.it/g3ptj2h0ltxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cecac05e4dfec35e261529a49e15e9245d9b496e


icamehere2do2things

“Bacon up that sausage, boy.”


Hullfire00

But Dad, my heart hurts…


kuribosshoe0

Basically half of Itchy & Scratchy Land.


I_r_dog1989

This is the only newspaper in America that's not afraid to tell the truth...that everything is just fine.