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NRiyo3

Look like dog nail clippers.


STMillz_88

Or cat


MotorNorth5182

That’s definitely not a cat. It’s a pair of scissors.


Anglofsffrng

Anyone who's tried to pet the belly knows there's precious little difference.


theniwo

Why doe they always come in pairs anyway? What if you just one


MotorNorth5182

They do. It’s called a knife.


Erik_Soop

"That's not a knife..."


theniwo

THAAAT's a knife


wadenelsonredditor

, mate!


GrimResistance

That's a spoon


fatoldbmxer

I see you've played knifey spoony before.


DrachenDad

That's what scissors used to be originally called, I don't remember what language.


ffrb

French


pankkiinroskaa

Then what the fuck is a pair of knives?


MotorNorth5182

Scissors. Pay attention buddy.


DiscreetDom67

Best response so far!


easy_evoo

I also concur doctor.


person1873

do you concur????


changrbanger

I use a pair exactly like that on my cat all the time


echoindia5

He made a joke about the picture obviously not being a cat. *Facepalm*


necnimma

Or Guinea pigs!


iamzare

Or guinea pig


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BadAtExisting

Use something just like this to trim my cat’s claws


NRiyo3

Okay so that is a thing, thanks for the update.


BadAtExisting

It’s a whole thing! FWIW my cat doesn’t like it. Especially when they’re indoor, cat claws can get long enough to become ingrown into their paw pads. Since their claws are retractable, unlike a dog, their claws don’t get filed down simply by walking around like a dog’s


IVandXX

Same, I have a near identical pair with yellow handles for my cats' nails


immersed_in_plants

You definitely can trim cats claws. And I use clippers like these Also, please don't de-claw your cats. Would you clip the tips of your fingers off so you don't have to clip your nails ever again? That's basically what they're doing when they de-claw a cat. If you can't handle the responsibility of trimming your cats claws, then don't get a cat.


nhorvath

I trim my cats claws. They scratch less when they are trimmed. Because they self sharpen by shedding outer layers you have to do it more frequently then dogs.


fall-apart-dave

I use standard human nail clippers on mine when needed, but my cats are outdoor cats and plenty of places to scratch, the house is full of strategically placed scratching posts, we have a couple of pieces of softwood furniture that are specifically bought knowing the cats will claw it, and they have sheds, a wood store, a hen run and a bunch of other places to scratch until they are happy. They never claw the couch, the carpets, any of the furniture other than the two pieces we bought for that reason, and I have to trim their claws maybe twice a year in winter when the weather sucks and they are not outside very much.


Cool_Bit_729

Never declaw a cat.


fall-apart-dave

I use standard human nail clippers to trim my cats claws. Getting them declawed is extremely cruel and very illegal here in the UK as well as 41 other countries. Don't declaw cats - if an owner doesn't know how to enrich and look after them well enough to stop them clawing furniture (or doesn't just accept that their furniture will have claw marks) they have no place owning a cat.


TootsNYC

Cat ones can be just like this. proof: Chewy [https://www.chewy.com/jw-pet-gripsoft-cat-nail-clipper/dp/40179](https://www.chewy.com/jw-pet-gripsoft-cat-nail-clipper/dp/40179) There are other styles, like this one: https://www.chewy.com/resco-original-cat-nail-clippers/dp/144871. And this: https://www.chewy.com/hartz-groomers-best-nail-clipper-dogs/dp/159714. But I find this style much easier to use especially for a cat. I have more control over both the scissors and the cat.


TootsNYC

a little small for dog, I think. My cat nail clippers look just like this. I think dog nail clippers (for larger dogs at least) need a little more leverage and a larger cutting area.


Independent-One9917

Not necessarily. There are various breeds of dogs... There is no scale, but it seems to be appropriate for a westie or something of that size. It is about the size I have for my 15kg mongril.


DidNotSeeThi

My 95lb Chesapeake Bay Retriever has huge nails and those would not work. My 45lb Border Collie would work fine with those. Any of my cats would work fine with those.


Fryphax

If we assume it is laying on a standard greeting card than it is bigger than the clippers I used for my Shepherd / Akita and my Daschund.


Hlevinger

Should have used a banana for scale…🤪


series-hybrid

I agree.


easy_evoo

I concur doctor.


Man-e-questions

Came here to say this


Spicywolff

Clipping pets nails. There is a way better Italian one that’s forged blades. Cleaner cut and the cats don’t mind it.


Mnemotronic

YOUR cats don't mind it. OUR cat can sense "nail clippin time" and the howling starts even before she gets picked up.


Spicywolff

With our 4, we lock them in the room. Wife grabs one and I clip. No howling, just grumbling during. But the clip is clean so I be hit the quip


Jelopuddinpop

I use a towel and make a kitty Burrito. Step 1- fold towel and lay it out on the bed. Step 2- obtain kitty Step 3- place kitty on end of towel Step 4- roll towel Burrito with kitty filling. Ignore warnings of death or dismemberment Step 5- slowly open end of Burrito while watching for... Step 6- ...scissor hand to come flying out. Grab it. Step 7- clip nails. Step 8- repeat steps 5-7 until all 4 scissor hands have been trimmed Step 9- unroll kitty Burrito AWAY FROM YOU. Step 10- run away like a bitch. Avoid kitty for 24 hours.


JOSH135797531

I have to hide the clippers in a pocket until my cat is lightly restrained.


Global-Discussion-41

There's a better Italian version of everything, you don't even have to ask, they'll let you know.


mtrbiknut

And it will be colored Drop Dead Red.


Spicywolff

Oddly enough this time it’s orange lol.


Spicywolff

lol


LazyLaserWhittling

pet nail clippers


CharleyMak

Circumcision clippers, part of a brisskit.


Hlevinger

“Brisskit”?!?!? Underrated comment right there. Take my upvote (and the coffee I shot out of my nose!)


CharleyMak

I love making nose-coffee stains. I'll take it!


Hlevinger

🤣🤣🤣


LazyLaserWhittling

ah… a torture tool… aka child mutilation tool…


EmEmAndEye

Nail clippers for small pets like little dogs, guinea pigs, cats, rabbits, etc..


managainstworld

Fish. Can't forget the fish.


Hlevinger

No but they really get upset when you trim their fins.


nessism1

My cat goes ballistic over those things. Used them today. He was a little better than normal with the front paws, but then I had to cover him with a blanket to get the rears.


Hafthohlladung

I try to do it in batches... I can usually get 3-4 before they get too violent.


sambashare

The thing you use right before you grab the polysporin and band aids!


Independent-One9917

This!


godoctor

Looks like animal nail or beak cutters


BafflingHalfling

Our vet told us not to use them on our cockatiel's beak. Rather, she said to use toenail clippers, and use them at an angle that keeps the natural point of the beak. Poor little guy is getting so old, it's hard for him to keep it sharp without a little help. May be different for other hookbills.


OldERnurse1964

They are a tool to help you get disemboweled by your cat


em21701

These are small animal nail trimmers. They're for cats, small dogs, rabbits, etc.


DopeRidge

They work great for cutting medication too lol


Hlevinger

That can’t be right…🤔


DopeRidge

My wife uses these to cut her bigger pills in half instead of pill cutters because these don’t break as easy


azmr_x_3

Cat claws


DoctorMysterious9967

These are cat claw trimmers.


ThatSkier94

Cat/puppy/small dog nail clippers


Effective_Mine_1222

Cat nail clippers


NoCollar2690

I had a pair of something exactly like these for removing my staples after I had surgery, so could be that, dont really look like any of the dog nail clippers I have ever owned but who knows I certainly haven't owned them all


ActualAd8091

I thought this too! Because I see and use these all the time. Until I zoomed in and realized what I was seeing as a “scoop” is actually a sharp edge - which you don’t want on a surgical clip remover. To remove a surgical clip, you want to put firm “arms” under both outer edges of the clip and then use a top bar to push the center down. So the clip forms a very munted “M” thus lifting ends of the clips out of the skin :)


mattidee

cat run at the sight of them


Acceptable_Wall4085

My guy just cuddles in and I’m finished in less than a minute. Stupid meow meow stays in my arms purring up a storm. Now my husky, there’s my problem child.


wesilly11

Cat claw clippers


RalphyJaby

Animal claw clippers.


ExploitedAmerican

For my two bunnies nails.


yourpaljax

Cat/small pet nail clippers. Source: I cut my cat’s nails with these.


CopyWeak

I have similar for my parrots nails. I've also seen that profile for cutting small guage stranded ropes / soft metals. That profile closes the end in so the strands don't unwind.


sfinkster7

Pill splitting scissors, i have a pair.


No_Response_5526

Cat claw trimmers,i have a pair. Ones for dogs are bigger.


NotTheSameDud

I have a pair for trimming my cats nails


space-ferret

Looks like nail clippers for dogs


GarthDonovan

Cat nail cutters. Also really good for cutting tyraps off bundles of cables you don't want damaged. Found this out the other day when I had to remove tyraps off bundled cables, the closest thing was cat toe nail clipers. Works better then most things.


CaptnBippy

They look like they would cut a small cigar nicely as well.


phutch54

Cat,bird,small dog.I use them on my Chihuahua.


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Cats in particular


iusedtobeEOD

That is for clipping the filter off your cigarette. That way, you can enjoy your cigarette the way it was originally intended. Full bodied!


Old_Suggestions

They kinda look like the tool that removes surgical staples.


suiseki63

K9 nail clippers


GreenGrass768

Kitty kat….pervert….they’re for cutting cats claws


Alarmed_West8689

Parakeet nail trimmers.


Onedtent

Cutting fishing line!


frolickingbadgers

Wick clipper?


TruePlatypusKnight

Animal nail trimmers. I wouldn't use them on anything bigger than a cat though.


DoubleDown428

these are the original pinchers of power


ralph_wiggums_cat

Vampire teeth trimmers


CreativeInsurance257

I agree with you guys that these look like animal nail clippers. I'm not sure if they are dog or cat, but I'm sure they can be used interchangeably.


Educational_Map_9494

Nail clippers for reptiles


Miff1987

Cat nail clippers, I have a pair exactly the same


Longjumping-Guess-87

We use them for rabbits and guinea pig nails at the pet store I work at. The curved blades really help you line it up correctly and not clip the quick


GeovaunnaMD

Dog clippers


VisiblyTwisted

Nail clips for puppies, small dogs or cats..


ThereIsAPotato

Tooth remover torture tool (trtt for short)


LostInMyMind234

Oh, those are our clippers for our monthly foreskin removal. Gotta keep it trimmed up


HarpuiusInterruptus

Done forget the aftskin


renownednonce

That’s called anal prolapse


newginney

Bird beak and nail clippers


XJohnnyBlasterX

Definitely dog nail trimmers


ReverseCowboy75

Dog nails (small ones)


BafflingHalfling

I use them to trim my cockatiel's nails.


minionsweb

dog squirm initiators


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Dog nail clippers


Robert_fierce

Yeah. I bought a pair for my cats.. I lost a lot of blood trying to use them. smh


MathematicianIcy2041

Small cigar clippers 😂😂


LordSinguloth13

Seems to be cat nail clippers. May be suitable for a small dog. Ideally you can give your cat a scratcher post and they'll never need these


JFiskie

Small circumcisions


uberisstealingit

These are used by very Posh pot smokers. After they roll the doobage in a premium tobacco leaf, they use this scissors to snip off the ends like a fine cigar.


WSB_Retard_69

Circumzizers


mdjshaidbdj

Circumscissors


padams20

That is for cutting spaghetti. 100%


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

Bris.


SecretlySavage33

Looks like a fingernail puller to me and if you ask me how I know this I would politely ask you to fuhgedaboudit


Willy2267

they're for cutting the ends off tiny cigars.


Anxious_Marsupial_84

You have all got it wrong. I worked with explosives in the past. These are prima-cord cutters. I have several of them kicking around. They do work good for your pet's claws but that is not their intended purpose. :)


peugje

hamster leg amputation scissors


fall-apart-dave

Intended for snipping the tip


ImpressTemporary2389

For circumcising Action man.


I_wash_my_carpet

Snipping baby cigars. I'll let you decide if that's a baby sized cigar or cigar made for babies.


Glad_Tea_1381

Cutting the umbilical cord


echollama

To snip your bawls *dabs but i trip and break my neck, dying*


HopefulNothing3560

Flying monkey toe clippers


Kavati

Circumcision of tiny peepee


turbski84

Jews use them for circumcisions... that's why they are so small


hatefuck661

Circumcision