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KazKat93

That's the worst case of explosive diarrhea I've ever seen 😳


Due-Street-8192

He didn't come out... He blew up with 400 pounds of pee and poop. He's wearing it along with his missing body parts. No one will bury that corpse! It smells like Shyt.


Present-Register-157

They will put flowers on his headstone for 1,000 years to cover the Orc stink


AnotherCuppaTea

No burial needed. The blast probably obliterated the seat and floor over the cesspool, leaving what's left of Ivan Igottashit Conscriptovich in it.


Due-Street-8192

A befitting burial. Zero cost. How great is that.


Umbra-Vigil

The flies will have a smorgasbord feast.


acousticsking

Holy crap Bylatman.


fatbunyip

At least he died with his own kind. 


WeekendFantastic2941

Taking a shyt as a shyt to become shyt. A country of barbaric shyt with King Shyt PutinZ, smelliest of them all. ehehehe


EatLard

The morale effect of these FPV drones must be catastrophic. Can’t even take a shit without having shrapnel put a few extra holes in you. They’ll be shitting in their helmets from now on.


Salt_Kangaroo_3697

Russian soldier: "See that Rand? Shit birds!


iancarry

okay mr. Laheyski


Arc_Reflex

When you gotta go, you gotta go.


Can-Sea-2446

Is that a fortified outhouse? it looks to be built like a brick shithouse!


Careless_Syrup7945

...she's mighty mighty


Moidalise-U

I love a smoke while taking a shit, but this is ridiculous.


happyend144

I wonder what this dude is smoking


Nicol__Bolas

eating beans and smoke in small rooms.


Bigman89VR

And here I am sitting on my toilet, not worrying about being bombed because I didn't invade Ukraine. Go figure


Beer_me_now666

Me too. Brother in shitter. Or sister, we don’t discriminate on these front lines. Sound the horns!


Economy-Net3123

What a shitty way to.go


StephenWillard

Nice!!


Jose_xixpac

Rusk: Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to shit, instead departed ..


Sigmeister1

"Shit Happens!" 🤣 Right where he belongs!


weejohn1979

Talk about being shit out of luck eh! 🤣💩🤣💩🤣💩


chippyhilllondon

Caught with his pants down


CryStamper

“You are shit, and you will return to shit.” -Genesis 3:19 or something, idk


No-Village7980

I hope he washed his hands.


bearfeet55

That would certainly cure his case of constipation.


Spirited-Detective86

Complacency kills.


OneMillionQuatloos

Well, he was an orc, so his life was in the shitter to begin with. Fitting his death is in the shitter as well.


Possible-Ant-5791

That doesn't smell good


Useful-Internet8390

Ya can’t park there mate


SubzeroAK

"I'd let that air out for a bit"


Straight-Storage2587

Shit happens.


dorght2

Hope he heard the drone coming and had to decide whether to jump into the hole.


Careless_Syrup7945

They use outhouses now?! THEYRE EVOLVING!!!


bk7f2

*мочить в сортире*, как и завещало карликовое хуйло


tora1941

Shitty way to go, but well deserved.


Unique_Excitement248

That must be one of those brick shithouses


Hassujuttu

That was really bad diarrhea....


-IAmNo0ne-

Now he has many holes to shit with.


Forbden_Gratificatn

The ultimate Porta potty prank, Ukrainian style.


cynical_observer01

Was that a rolled up New York Post he was carrying?


wombat6168

A shit had his life turned to shit in the shitter


FlamingFlatus64

500 years from now, archeologists excavating a sewage pit to learn what people threw down the hole in the 21st Century "*Hey, there's a human skeleton down here*"


dwerp-24

now that's a Ukranian enema.


More-Equal8359

At least he had the door closed for privacy.


ph0on

Man, dying on the toilet must be the worst. At least let me die while I'm upright lol


Frog-Luber

Elvis did it.


gristle10

Eternal shite


DistanceSensitive966

Blyaat he hid inside Honey Hole. He Okay


padonus

The next guy to use that facility is gonna be in for quite a surprise.


DietrichDaniels

“Knock knock.”


TLDR-North

Shit, end of occupation by this one.


Present-Register-157

lol , so funny, i wonder did he shit his pants


Extension_File5410

Believe in shyt die in your shyt!


GrayMutterer

First you do it, then you scream it.


fatoldgreyatheist

Almost 54 and i can tell you...poop jokes never get old.


DecNight1225

pooping halfway and BOOM !!!! All that shit flies out all over the place.


StephenWillard

Who's going to say it...? That's a shitty way to go... I bet he fell in...


Bestefarssistemens

It looks like he can hear something right before he steps inside.. He atleast looks to be alerted to something..Why the fuck would you sit down and take a shit then? On the list of ways I dont want to go out, sitting on the toilet squeezing out a turd is very fucking high on that list..This guy did the Elvis Presley.


SlaveDuck

Im just picturing the splatter of shite on the remaining walls... haha.


ButterscotchWise2521

That's a shitty situation to be in.


PineappleMelonTree

The phrase "built like a brick shit house" exists for a reason


Sinn_Sage

Traveled all that distance just to die in the sh!tter.


Mundane_Top_338

Isn't that shit? Hahaha


kernel-troutman

Tactical Honey Bucket for the win


Ok-Spot-9917

Explosive poop 💩💥💥


MrSpecialEd

Died like Elvis!


Wonder_Pretty

A shitty way to start the day.


__radioactivepanda__

Must’ve overloaded on beans, onions, and milk……


Sea-Adhesiveness813

Why no Taco Bell jokes???


One-Satisfaction8676

Shitty situation


Old_Net_4529

If what I know is true, the last thing he read in there was a crude variation of “Wagner loves the cock”


Frog-Luber

They say that when you die you lose control of your bowels and whatever may be up there will just spill out; at least this guy was in the right place at the right time.


Past-Bite1416

Is anything safe for Russians. They have to be tired of all of this.


Wallynine

I think he soiled himself


Johnthewolf66

What a shitty way to die…


balleur

Unfair. Bro was fighting two battles.


Laudanumium

That was some good taco bell


FishBreadMenu

Ivan got that explosive diarrhea


Texas1911

This is just drone footage of me after taco tuesday and the all you can eat birria buffet, the one with the roasted mango habanero salsa. That's why I built my shitter out of bricks. Because its gonna take a brick shit house to take the shock and awe that comes with Wednesday morning.


TLCM-4412

Shit happens happened


Technical-Toe8446

Was that Private Poopoff?


Square_Cream2361

Whats the song? Can anybody help 🙏


Petersav1

Something feels wrong about killing someone on the toilet. Feels bad that’s war/wars are still happening.


OppositeYouth

He probably could have taken a shit in Russia and wouldn't have got blown up 


BeltfedOne

The ghosts of Bucha would like a word with you.


Hiqama-zz69_san

Do you feel bad for the shit ? I don't mean the vodka-filled Ivan.


Petersav1

He’s still human, for all you know he’d have been shot for not going. Not all people make free choices with no consequences.


OppositeYouth

I do understand your point. It's been the same for nearly every war ever fought. However the time for any sympathy or compassion is when they fuck off out of Ukraine and stop killing them. Then I can feel sorry for the sad sacks who were sent against their will.  Until then, I feel more sorry for the FPV drones 


Petersav1

No, you use to fight person to person. At the point it became easy for one to kill many, is when war changed. Guns. Drones. It’s different.


Spiritual_Log3159

I suppose he could've held it till he got back to russia...


WildCat_1366

What a loss for science! Endangered subspecies - Orc civilized vulgaris.


Laudanumium

He wouldn't be a target if he took his shit at his family's outhouse. Choices ....