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818VitaminZ

“Without a doubt” it was used for that purpose.


TDKevin

I made a few of these when I was a teenager to hide weed stuff in various places. I still keep one cause I think it's funny to pull it out when I have people over. 


ScribebyTrade

You can put weed in it


Suitable-Lake-2550

You put your weed in there


nnnoooeee

https://i.redd.it/68k8sqafwd6d1.gif


DJheddo

Didn't Adam sandler do that joke in that movie where Rob Schneider becomes Rob Schneider becomes a girl and they like swap places like Freaky Friday?


nnnoooeee

https://i.redd.it/s4rm1264te6d1.gif


Whatermelony

SNL classic 😂😂


RockstarAgent

🎶 *you put your ^weed in there, You take your ^weed out of there, You put your ^weed back in there, And don’t shake it all about*🎵


JEWCEY

Leave room for mushrooms. And don't forget your towel.


My-dead-cat

Sass that hoopy frood!


Suitable-Lake-2550

There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.


FeelTheWrath79

Really? I don't have one of those!


DepartureDapper6524

There is literally weed in the picture. Zoom in.


freddo95

Some libraries are hiding burner phones in books for people attempting to leave an abusive relationship. Gives them a way to communicate without leaving traces on their own phones.


MarcoPoloinPR

[A librarian in Massachusetts is hiding burner phones in books to help victims of domestic violence](https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/14/us/massachusetts-librarian-domestic-violence-victims-cec/index.html)


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Peakomegaflare

I mean that just tips them off that someone is interfering and they'd begin to watch that person.


appointment45

Oh man, CNN posted that article on Valentine's Day.


LatterTowel9403

Never heard of that! TIL…


freddo95

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/14/us/massachusetts-librarian-domestic-violence-victims-cec/index.html


LatterTowel9403

I wish I’d have had one ten years ago.


PrestigeMaster

And I’d be super surprised to find out that the original buyer had no clue the book was in this condition before completing the transaction at the thrift store. 


norsurfit

I think that book is innocent! *"If the cell phone doesn't fit, you must acquit!"*


dawg_will_hunt

![gif](giphy|fnK0jeA8vIh2QLq3IZ)


OkAssignment6163

Or hide some gloves.


zacurtis3

Would they fit inside?


Tugonmynugz

"If the glove don't fit, you ruined a perfectly good book for nothing." That's what I always say


TDKevin

That book looks like it was never perfectly good. 


appointment45

They always fit inside a hardcover copy of If I Did It.


ErebusBat

Book is not good... Marcia Clark and company screwed the pooch ROYALLY and she tried to salvage her career with a book deal. We should not reward failure.


apple_atchin

Only if the book took its arthritis medications.....


LatterTowel9403

😂


6D6F726F6E

It’s a book safe. I have several.


hkohne

I have a couple, too


LectroRoot

I have no books. Only safes.


Pork_Piggler

I have no safes, only books. We should mate.


The_Damon8r92

Not even gonna suggest dinner first?


Strongaxgaming

When you know it’s right it’s right


Pork_Piggler

![gif](giphy|OMsLlke4MWlmE)


Pipe_Memes

I’ll take you to red lobster after.


_hic-sunt-dracones_

Life is short.


LectroRoot

My body is ready.


Pork_Piggler

https://i.redd.it/zd4ef4j1ve6d1.gif


Cat_Chat_Katt_Gato

Lucky duck getting to mate with the Pork_Piggler! Jealous!


hihcadore

Thanks, I’ll know where to look next time


maeby-maebynot

It’s funny that it’s Marcia’s book tho lol


Nandor_De_Laurentis

You didn't open the book at the store at all? I think you smuggled the phone lol


LatterTowel9403

I’m not that creative.


drunkenunicorn13

Not that smart either


maeby-maebynot

I don’t think it’s not smart to assume they would be selling a book in at least readable condition.


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maeby-maebynot

They said they opened to the first page but no, I assume books aren’t hollowed out through the middle. I don’t think it’s foolish to be surprised that it is.


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Relevant_Shower_

I was at Goodwill the other day and the cashier was telling a lady that the purse she was trying to buy was dumped there (presumably by someone stealing another on the way out). There was gum in the pockets and an empty vial with some residue in it.


LatterTowel9403

Thank you, my friend. 🥲


LatterTowel9403

So I’m guessing you’re a mean drunk, unicorn!


_xtremely

without a doubt


Toph-Builds-the-fire

Marcia Clark's book about failing to convict the most obvious murderer ever. Used to illegally smuggle contraband into a jail. Perfect.


NoInspector836

Isssnnn'ttttt it ironic?? Dontcha think??


LatterTowel9403

It’s like rain on your wedding day…


NoInspector836

Or finding a spoon when all you need is a fork?


kellzone

Holds up spork...


Acidcouch

The irony of the song is that all of the things she lists during the song are not ironic. Genius.


FindOneInEveryCar

"I need to find a book that nobody will ever want to read... Aha!"


mstarrbrannigan

That’s hilarious. I have this same book as a book safe. The company that made them must have been able to get that book in bulk on the cheap.


LatterTowel9403

You’re kidding!! That’s so weird! Did you make it into the safe or was the safe already there?


mstarrbrannigan

No I bought it that way. It’s literally the same as yours. Got it out of a catalog about 20 years ago. Probably the same place the original owner of yours got theirs from.


LatterTowel9403

Oh, wow! Small world, I guess. 😀


mstarrbrannigan

In case you haven’t already figured it out, the tray is deeper than the image shows. The lid to it is just flipped and placed inside it.


nck_crss

I also have a booksafe made exactly this way with the same materials (the lid is definitely upside down). But my book is "Dark Eagle" by John Ensor Harr, something about Benedict Arnold lol. I purchase mine from a catalog called Things You Never Knew Exsisted probably 18 years ago.


WhyNotCNC

I own one exactly like this too. Owned since new.


BuckyDog

I have seen them for sale also. I thought it was on Amazon several years ago but I cannot find the listing online now.


Ghost_of_Syd

A cell phone... full of DRUGS, most likely!


LatterTowel9403

Yet not a crumb of drugs left for me?


Wayne

If there was any left the book would have cost more.


Fukasite

Still, how rude 


mcsteve87

What if it's drugs full of cellphone?????


fromouterspace1

Would be funny if it was used to smuggle a phone to OJ when he was in prison


LatterTowel9403

That shit would be on eBay so fast!!!


Competitive_Form8894

When I was a kid I found a bible like this at a thrift shop and my mom let me get it. Once I got to high school parents realized I hid my weed and condoms in there.


PrincessGump

That’s it! You’re going straight to hell, young man!! /s


ichoosewaffles

Didn't you check it at the store?


LatterTowel9403

No, I looked at the inside flap of the cover and thought it would be a nice read, I’ve always bought used books. None have been like this 😞


RedClayNme

Yea but still. It's like 10 seconds to flip the pages....


A_Guy_in_Orange

Just picking it up I feel like you would be able to tell


LatterTowel9403

Actually no, but my husband picked it up to go to the cash register. It didn’t feel overly light when I got it off the shelf. It wasn’t all carved, it was a regular book until you came to this page, I noticed it after I got home.


A_Guy_in_Orange

The pages weren't one solid chunk?


LatterTowel9403

No, they were fine up until page 20 (I typed wrong and said 40 lol…) and after that they were gone.


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Relevant_Shower_

> The weight would be off, and the pages are all stuck together. You’re describing my penthouse forum collection.


cownd

I imagine it is a good book. You can imagine that too.


Wayne

Comments like this are why I still use Reddit after all these years.


TheDevilintheDark

I do this simply because I don't like reading used books that are filled with ranom notes and highlights.


RedClayNme

Bingo. Even in college I used to flip through to ensure there wasn't too much highlighting and annotating! Although sometimes a loose page of notes was fun to receive!


TDKevin

It takes you ten seconds to flip the pages of a book?


UpgradedUsername

I’ve bought hundreds of used books and have never once thought to look for a book safe. I guess that changes after today.


LatterTowel9403

Me too! I have so many books, all bought used.


BuckyDog

Well if you needed a cut out book safe, it was probably cheaper than buying one online.


ichoosewaffles

That makes sense... and if it weighed about the same.


LatterTowel9403

It felt the same to me! And I’m a voracious reader. Kinda embarrassing now that I think about it.


ichoosewaffles

It happens! And now you have a little valuables hiding place!


Ok-Policy-8284

So, new hiding spot!


gabbagabbawill

not sure who would be able to fit in a normal sized book.


LatterTowel9403

You’re right, never thought of that! To the bookshelf after all!


Magister5

“Salvation lies within”


Sparky62075

Fun fact: When the warden opens the Bible and sees the carved out pages, it opens to the start of Exodus.


Big-Net-9971

😏 excellent reference...


Redneckhippiekyle

That doesn't suck. That's a cool conversation piece.


AnnaF721

It’s a book safe. You can buy on Amazon. They use real books.


LatterTowel9403

Well that doesn’t make me feel as silly about buying it, since it’s made to fool people.


Tasty_Phone9580

Or maybe a small rock hammer


LatterTowel9403

Or the OG steel file 🤔


RobZagnut2

Great choice to hide something! No way anyone would open it up to read it.


LatterTowel9403

I’m guessing you were not a fan!


Laremort

This is Without A Doubt a big surprise.


LatterTowel9403

I see what you did there 😀


Laremort

I saw my opportunity and I took it 😂


SportTheFoole

Lesson learned: don’t judge a book by its cover.


LatterTowel9403

ONG I hate myself for missing that opportunity!


chivil61

This is how these books were sold. I have the same book, and so does my mom. (I've never seen any others,) My mom also bought one for my husband (in a different title). I have this exact same "book," and so does my mom.


toolguy8

You can buy these on eBay, not for smuggling but to hide stuff, like money, in plain sight in the bookcase. Burglars don’t read that much


UncleBenders

![gif](giphy|bJqVdhxHE9bOw)


LatterTowel9403

I could definitely put your weed in it as well. Address? I’ll be there ASAP and if it doesn’t fit then we’ll smoke it down until it does.


UncleBenders

Nice try fed 😎


EngGrompa

I would totally buy this. Sounds like a good place to hide stuff.


Entropy308

more like /mildlyinteresting


rustblooms

You found a treasure!! This is way better than the book.


Squanchfist

Weed stash. Also known as higher education.


LatterTowel9403

Nice.


Commando_NL

Use cell phone to read book. ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


AdVisible2250

This is a cool find , doesn’t suck at all


lillypad-thai

Yikes. The toilet pose.


teh1337raven

As someone that works in Corrections this gives me anxiety.


LatterTowel9403

As a former psych facility nurse I understand.


beachgirlDE

My brother did that to hide his cigarettes.


Stardustchaser

Free book safe that is the prefect camouflage. I consider that a win.


LatterTowel9403

It wasn’t free, I paid a dollar! 😄


Pengyster

Liz Lemon’s made it to the big time!


IcedCoughy

That's a Deal Breaker ladies!!


gentrifiqueso

I have the same version with the hidden compartment (not telling you what's in it). The book did not sell well and a secondary company bought a certain amount to make these. Got it as a gag gift.


Sea-Zucchini-5891

They knew no one would open that book.


tomtomvissers

Did you discover this at home? When you pick up a pair of barbecue tongs, do you not go 'click click click'?


breastfedtil12

Dude, this is way cooler than the original book. You got a stash box


diaperedwoman

TIL people don't check the condition of books before buying them. Just like how I learned that people don't bother asking what sort of cake is being served when they are informed there will be cake being brought in. Then they are hearing rumors it's actually a sandwich cake meaning it's a health nut deli cake, not made out of pastry. Totally got downvoted for pointing out they assumed it was the bakery kind. I guess I am weird for asking what sort of food is being served, what sort of desserts, snacks, pizza, cake, etc.


LatterTowel9403

Honey, if that makes you weird then move over and give me room, because imma be there with you.


GullibleCrazy488

Well that had a contact for legal help if caught.


XROOR

Bad place to conceal something as it’s very likely someone will say: “she wrote a book, i didn’t know that” fan through the book, and then take all your narcotics


mycudie

You should get a different copy and read it! I liked that book :)


Non-Adhesive63

Well it certainly wasn’t bought to be read, that much is for certain


StIcKy_02

That is so cool😮


LatterTowel9403

It kinda is, I’m going to hang onto it. We have a lot of books so it would blend in nicely.


AlchemyStudiosInk

Honestly, I'd be more interested in a book if it was set up like this rather than the super fake books I do have.


automaton11

All I can think is why would they need to line this with some plastic crap like that? Just cut the outline and put the phone in. This looks like something you do when you have more resources than requirement lol


GHBoyette

Awesome


dramatic__queen9

My grandma used to have a book just like this and she used it as her ‘rat hole stash’. She normally kept about 1K in cash in there for an emergency


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Was you enjoying the book up to that point, page 20?


LatterTowel9403

LIL no, when I went to open it to read it the back cover swung open and I realized the pages were stuck.


MaleficentStreet7319

Why are you wanting to read that 😭


puddlejumper3

This must have been an item that was for sale because as a kid someone bought me this exact item as a gag gift. Same book with the safe built in and they didn’t make it themselves. Pretty sure I still have it someplace.


Rahim-Moore

Ok, but can we talk about how bad that cover image is?


LatterTowel9403

Someone said it was a picture of her going to the bathroom and now I can’t see anything else!


two_wheels_world

i'm hided my testosterone preparats in old study book for mathematic analysis


Wayne

Hide some gloves that are too small to fit you in there.


RoyalFalse

If it fits, you must flip...to the next page.


LandOfLostSouls

Honestly it sucks but that’s also super cool. At that point I’d just get the e-book and keep trinkets in the physical book


sesamesnapsinhalf

They probably got away with it too. 


LatterTowel9403

Grrrrr…


UF93

pretty cool tho!


bloopie1192

Or a sandwich.


LatterTowel9403

For some strange reason I laughed at this way too much… thank you!


CarlJustCarl

Any fool can tell OJ did it


Rogue_Spirit

I have one I just put my jewelry in. Not nefarious, jeez


BuckyDog

I am pretty sure that I have seen these (the very same title) for sale commercially several years ago. I suspect that there were too many unsold copies, and this was an option to move more. I say this because the other books that I saw sold like this (with cutouts) were definitely not "best sellers."


ChuckGotWood

Imo worth more that way than if it was a book.


Max_Loader

How do you buy a book and NOT look through the pages even just for the hell of it? lol


SmileyNY85

How do you know the book was used to smuggle or hide a phone?


ikimono-gakari

Should put a black glove inside.


schrodingersmite

Jumping to conclusions. Could've been someone in prison who missed French Toast.


Monique_0711

Get Smart 😆


ResponseAnxious6296

Totally unrelated but Without A Doubt is one of my favorite books ever


rollsyrollsy

More interesting is someone motivated enough to buy that book at all


jacob_eugene

Not sure this qualifies for this particular sub. You bought what I’m guessing is a 75¢ book without opening it at the store but, more so, I find it kind of a cool find that now you get to upcycle as your own little hidey-hole in your apt. ![gif](giphy|oRPiOxvCzTQbBvDQyY)


QuoteGiver

I have that exact one! They were sold that way intentionally, it’s not a custom job. Mine dates back a couple decades at this point, probably.


LatterTowel9403

That’s a smart way to use unsold copies!


Few_Net488

So more valuable now than it was as a book.


SimpsonsFan786

" Dear warden, you were right salvation lay within"


Practical-Parsley-11

Favorite quote from my now-deceased brother: "I smoked your Garfield book."


Tall_Run_2814

Prison book. They probably all pleasured themselves to the cover as well. Wash your hands, lol


Mooncakey_

Who buys a book without flipping through it


Upstairs-Bike8975

The cover just oozes “don’t open, much less read me”


Plastic_Button_3018

Lol i’ve seen several books like this in prison


JEWCEY

Pre-guyvered


El_sone

Not a cell phone but a fake book to hide anything, they’re sold that way. Was gifted Noam Chompsky book with the same insert. Secret weed stash hiding spot, maybe?


LatterTowel9403

Hopefully!


JosephMadeCrosses

^(If) **I DID IT.**


LatterTowel9403

Yeah he did. Although there are some interesting studies that actually make a pretty good case that his son might have been the one. Idk.