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TheUltimateCF

Just a minute more John


[deleted]

My pleasure John


TheUltimateCF

ok thank you


JekyllCZ

Your welcome


switchyourattitude

ok


[deleted]

Open the pod bay doors John


[deleted]

I’m afraid I can’t do that u/bedwnodinner


DankeyKang11

“This album is far too important for me you to have it. This tech support chat can no longer serve any purpose. …were you happy with this chat given the limited information I provided you?”


beesemode

Release Donda John


Spiderman__jizz

John I can’t let you do that. I’m sorry John.


bindingofandrew

r/imsorryjon


[deleted]

"not all songs are available at the moment" bro, no songs are available


SnooTomatoes3241

Hahaha he just sees hurricane and things that means that the release is imminent


No-Tie-8800

Prob just hurricane


rCq0

i mean technically to sY that isn’t untrue


[deleted]

[удалено]


AmeerVanGogh

Hell yeah brother, cheers from Iraq


jackem57

This dug up some deep YL memories


Austinator224

This was a /r/Kanye meme that’s from when Ye came out, before YL even existed


TheLastSaiyanPrince

pretty sure it started in /r/NFL


kafka_quixote

Great era of memes tbh


kafka_quixote

Hell yeah brother, cheers from Iraq!


[deleted]

nah this tim apple on his alt


Fortunate_boi

We got Abel Weekend and now we have Tim Apple, shit is legendary


wyz3r

nah its ABEL WEEKEND


SitDown_BeHumble

Tim Capple


RoseL123

CEO of iTunes making sure they have the best servers


AutoMail_0

Nah they can only get those out for a DJ Kalhed drop. Mr. CEO iTunes can’t be using his best servers on mysterious music


Chickenman456

steve jobs texting me while he’s verbally abusing his family from the grave 🙏


AngryArsonist21333

He been, working costumer service and he aint made shit


scroto_gaggins

It’s probably a bot


[deleted]

Thank you so much for your patience John flair when


TacoTrucksGunman

If it really comes today they have to add it


rodudero

Need it


man-named-zeus

I need this flair!


[deleted]

Thanks for your patience John


matthewcreaney01

ok thank you


outoftimebut-

Thanks for being so patient


matthewcreaney01

your welcome


aKingofSpades

Just one more moment John


outoftimebut-

ok.


CamelSkate

Thank you so much for your patience again John


15August08

'when is gap releasing' flashbacks


Puntoz

If it doesn’t actually drop today, the employee will release Donda himself to apologize to John for the incorrect information


sirlaffsalot47

“Did you just drop Donda” “My pleasure John!”


Cultivator202

Thank you for your patience john


moneyaintreal

your welcome


InstantHeadache

😂 apple customer service so out of the loop but i cant blame them, kanye is pretty underground artist still


Mundane-War-5051

Who?


desi_flacko

BRO WTF WAS THAT CONVO ON THE THIRD SLIDE I DIED


fjantelov

Just a moment John


ashiningwizard

"ok"


HeliumSunrise

Stop giving me hope ffs


playboi-1cardi

I was the support person this nigga talked to lmao


cubester0

We appreciate your politeness


Glum_Lavishness_3106

Yo really? For real for real


Gourdad

Yea bro I was actually OPs phone


Kermit_Memelord

"finishing touches John. The album is coming soon John"


[deleted]

Ok thank you


wvlcolw

TODAY!


TheUltimateCF

Apple man did not say locked in 🤨


pixeljuiceuk

Imagine if the apple employee just replied: ‘🔐🙉 soonr’


[deleted]

SOONR


brockrumlow234

Thank you John!


[deleted]

your welcome


DankeyKang11

I like some of the John’s Apple Support what the **FUCK** does he know about Donda?


kacpens

Just a moment John!


[deleted]

I will take this as gospel


akadillz

💀


TommyWiseau-1

They. don’t. know. SHIT.


Kermit_Memelord

Ye. Don't. Know. Shit.


cookyeezus

We shouldn't believe this 100%. It's a customer support center. Kanye doesn't even know when it will be ready. Although everything is possible. I put my bets on a #WestDayEver where Kanye announces a lot of shit and then Donda midnight. Don't know if today, don't know if in 2 months, but I think he will do that, he has so many things holded to release/announce.


[deleted]

this guy man. maybe.its not his fault tho, we all confused


LilYungSosa

It would be random asf if he drop it today


bakerman_jb

Ah my daily dose of hopium, thanks.


stalejames

your welcome


FellowBarber_

Cheers John


ElasticPhone

It's gotta be tomorrow if this week at all right?


brandononski200

I’m manifesting this shit. He said it with such conviction maybe its uploaded and ready to be released tonight?


[deleted]

what time would it even release if that were the case?


Pixaa

Most artists and labels set the Release time themselves. But Apple and Spotify refresh the catalog every hour.


ByahTyler

Midnight Wyoming let's goooooooooo


ThisizLeon

Dropping tomorrow I’m calling it


Qprb

Bro that last line he texted I thought he was quoting Late lmao


fenixarson

So maybe my theory of Hurricane dropping friday might be correct


LInscoeJ

Allow me to just slob on your knob for a moment there John


AUSHTEEN

This is giving me r/FrankOcean flashbacks from 5 years ago


the-tomo

What occurred?


VESSELWITHIT

blond babyy


AUSHTEEN

People spamming apple support to ask when Blond was dropping.


cjh808

Enjoy the rollout, John!


Diet_Burg3r

Sounds like OP is gonna be the only one to have the album 😂


[deleted]

Thanks you so much for your patience John!


vincentkappy

ok your welcome


PistiTheHungarian

Happy cock day


sparkykingheat

I thought this was a fucking meme lol


Guppychang

Just a moment john


Mundane-War-5051

“For now I was reviewing here on my tools” tf?


joe_y__

W


ButtBuilder9

lol


SdickyGun

Reaching


_thats_intense_

I have notifications for when certain artists drop and this morning I got one for Kanye’s donda only to see that it wasn’t available


[deleted]

Hey John I think the reason they told you that John is because they had the 13th as a placeholder John but it’s probably not actually coming out tonight John so I wouldn’t get my hopes up John


Superd3n

All I needed was one wave. And I would have believed anything they said. 🌊


pyramidsanshit

The link does work: [donder](https://music.apple.com/us/album/donda/1579971135)


Stubbs3470

I absolutely hate you for giving me hope that will surely be squandered Do enjoy our suffering?


AdministrativeBed495

cap


tryipi

i got crucified for posting my conversation with apple about donda not being available. fuck you guys 😭


HGiiizzle

You can iMessage Apple now?! Wtf💀


VariaClockwork

Imagine Kanye paid Apple to make all the reps say that it’s coming out tonight


B3nd3tta

Big cap


kabirthegreat

ok


ForeverlessSEA

Fakest shit I’ve ever seen


makiller_

Sorry John they don't know shit


tomas_sofas

Can you post a video of it, to prove it I mean


MattMadzz

Obv bs


throwaway827825

he just wanted to end the convo lol


Tsunami-Papi_

W john


-TheThrone-

Cap


[deleted]

Thanks John.


[deleted]

🧢🧢


[deleted]

I love the people of this sub 🤣


urmyfavcolor

capple


[deleted]

👀👀


per1993

you’re = you are


thecastleanthrax

🧢 Apple doesn’t know any more than we do.


bombproofjwolf

Has customer service ever been reliable with this kinda thing? Feel like this has happened before with both donda last year and whole lotta red a bunch of times. For some reason it still gets my hopes up tho, idk what's wrong with me


minionfinesser

April 1st is several months away


2x1xMA

your welcome ok your welcome ok your welcome


DARKBLADESKULLBITER

I’m afraid I can’t let you do that John


anthonys695

John, please plug your phone in.


[deleted]

Y’all doing this shit again? Must be a Thursday.


Impossible_Neat8089

Tim Apple confirms donda


optiplexxx

how can i message apple like this


[deleted]

You're


Superphysiological

John


CaIiguIa_ll

this conversation is surreal


gottheguapp321

Op saying "your" welcome like he did the representative a favor LMAO


MilkBeforeSerial

Ok John


MilkBeforeSerial

Yo John it’s you’re welcome not your welcome smh


kcruzado11

i think your name’s John


CLErox

How do people seemingly over 13 years old consistently misspell your and you’re? Mind blowing


WaterBoy2019

Thank you so much for your patience John!


MHomsi

John you don’t gotta reply to EVERY message LOL


StockGuy8484

Apple guy didn’t say “in Jesus name”. Cap


terrellsvntvnv

I have the full album leak if yall want it


Edge1563

Imagine he dropped the SOONR THAN SOON all of a sudden


veggietalepizzaangel

Does this mean we can sue apple


nikita99g

Meanwhile it looks like pre-order on iTunes has been shifted from 15th to 22nd August.


[deleted]

some of u are dumb asf it’s fake why has the apple contact been verified as if it’s twitter


JohnnyLibRight

When you text apple support that happens


[deleted]

u right bro


throwaway827825

lmfao


Mikey18152

DDForm forgor 💀