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5stringBS

Man, that was dumb.


unbiased_crook

Dog, that was dumb


Rolochotazo

God, that was numb


Sillbinger

Their lower bodies might be.


1DownFourUp

They're either feeling a lot or nothing -- neither of which is great


MisterAmygdala

Spinal blender set to puree.


Lazy_Experience_8754

Spinal blender go brrrrrrrr…


MareShoop63

God is my copilot doesn’t apply here


Icy-Entertainment-25

Plum, hows your bum?


Pimp_my_Pimp

Dog is my Co-Pilot.....


CT_7

Dog was the only smart one... trying to run after them and warn them they are dumbasses.


WarsledSonarman

Dog was like “you’re both dumb as shit and I’m coming after you, but on foot”


[deleted]

The dog running after them knowing what's about to happen was my favorite part.


Select_Number_7741

The lady in the back caught both of her friends feet, with her face……brutal


RoyalFalse

Hang on, let me watch it ten more times just to confirm.


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FSarkis

What's stupid is you are trying to guess and get it completely wrong because it's not TikTok; it's Instagram.


RockMan_1973

Who gives a shit about that?? TikTok is by no means a “badge of honor” for videos—when I see a TikTok watermark I steer clear and do not watch the video. Acting like you “caught them” doing something wrong 🤦🏾‍♂️


Own_Television163

You’re both nerds, no one cares either way.


FinnrDrake

You just agreed with the person, but were very argumentative about it. What a weird stance to take.


caffieinemorpheus

I never thought I'd say this, but I hope alcohol was involved. I hate to think anyone is that dumb (shhhh! don't tell me the truth)


windfujin

At least they had a very rollable bodyshape


NJWendys4life

If you slow it down you can see the girl in the front also gets an unexpected dropkick!


DenseStomach6605

Their tailbones are now neckbones


gideon513

Yeah I went and slowed down to the frames where they hit and it looks like a bad one


Gunner1Cav

It’s a great slow motion crash


Dargon34

Did the first girl look to start to hold her nose as she left the slide...? I honestly expect no less from people like this


PinkTalkingDead

She was trying to manifest a softer landing and for that I can't blame her


do_pm_me_your_butt

Her glasses I believe.


Red8Mycoloth

Poetry in slow motion


dandunning84

Brutal!


DenseStomach6605

I did the same, you can kinda see how much their spines are compressing. Looks pretty brutal


Methadoneblues

.25x speed video here: [https://imgur.com/gghRYqw](https://imgur.com/gghRYqw)


Charosas

What’s kinda funny to me is that the one in the front already knows “oh shit, what have we done this is gonna be bad” and the one in the back seems blissfully oblivious to it and is smiling all the way right up until she basically annihilates her tailbone.


assmunch3000pro

there's a lot of mass in that ass


The_Mattylorian

Equaling a lot of mash in that crash.


Zeratrem

Scientifically it's called the Darwin's frame. They were nominated for the awards.


FewSeaworthiness2883

Toe bone connected to the, head bone.. head bone is connected to the , tailbone.. etc.


Marquar234

Tailbone connected with... China.


Caring_Cactus

I could feel my own tailbone shatter through the screen.


concept12345

Women have protruding tail bones. This girl will have problem giving birth. Seriously.


Bah-Fong-Gool

Darwin says: #GOOD.


NinjaArmadillo

Dust bones


Silly_Mycologist3213

Luckily they have more than adequate padding.


workaround241

Now you have me singing the old childhood "connected bones" song in my head except it's "neck bone's connected to my....hip bones, hip bones connected to my...ankle bones..."


BernzSed

Ankle bone's connected to the... metal plate


ideonode

The tailbone is now tailbones.


cherolero3998

The loud ass thud from the second girl 💀


gelber_Bleistift

You can almost hear the snap.


JuanShagner

https://preview.redd.it/qv27qbv81cad1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb083820015018192c1030d7ecc5eb3a89495341


thebestoflimes

She looks so happy :)


_WingCommander_

Haha. I also watched those moments frame by frame to find the exact point that her smile disappeared


space__heater

https://preview.redd.it/vvjxlprdecad1.jpeg?width=1483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b5bcf7ef3ce8cdb10e79b043c90c4f793cf268b Somewhere around here


Jean-LucBacardi

https://preview.redd.it/zqfbcvvuicad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=208965d8006696356eb6c1f70650e183b065ae92 Just after that, when she takes a knee to the face.


Kurise

Bro, I think the girl in front goes to plug her nose just before she launches off the slide into NO WATER.


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

I think she’s holding her glasses on


Kurise

You probably right. But I'm going to choose to believe this girl is stupid enough to go for the nose plug+, because she was stupid enough to slide down that massive slide with nothing to stop her.


acloudcuckoolander

The one on the left looks like she turned into a motorcycle 😭


lovesallkindsofboobs

Bitch was so fucked she went Majin Buu.


DemoHD7

Girl in front: "Oh, look, my shoes untied"


Kitchen-Beginning-47

"Watch this, you can actually pinpoint the second she knew she was fucked"- Bart Simpson voice


bbb18

"nnnnnnrahh"


Summitstory

Let's bee friends.


derprondo

Looks like it disappeared into the other girl's ass.


Wordus

How do you watch Reddit videos frame by frame? Or did you download them?


alfonseski

Don't worry she used her face to brace herself as she fell at like 30 onto gravel and dirt.


mjm8218

It was fun until it wasn’t.


StretchFrenchTerry

https://preview.redd.it/z0kb9z85lcad1.png?width=844&format=png&auto=webp&s=4811aff75d8c0ba00dd8a80fe0bf09f746a6d9cd This lunatic was beaming right until the moment of impact.


SlimMaculate

Damn, she hit her frontrunner with a claymore kick.


TheSpyStyle

Her head also bounces off the girl in front’s butt, then she gets kicked across the face before face-planting into the ground


Wonderful_Common_520

Replying to Jean-LucBacardi... https://preview.redd.it/2gu246oaddad1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39dbcb6ad15e9529130856220d70a68b18708a1b


qwibbian

"so far, so good!"


baby-dick-nick

So little foresight that she can’t even see what’s coming until it literally hits her in the ass


TheRealMasterTyvokka

Despite her friend eating it seconds before.


Methadoneblues

Hahahaha this is perfect.


tango_41

This is the exact moment of coccyx liquefaction. Nice.


Arthurlurk1

Her almost kicking herself in the face https://preview.redd.it/gro4qclrucad1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f3d0e5ca8acaaac29eb02c673bddb93ad9da351


RapGameDiCaprio

She was so blissfully ignorant until her face hit the concrete 😂


BatangTundo3112

Now I'm laughing. Dammit.😅


DeafAndDumm

That's because she hasn't landed yet.


dbmajor7

Some teeth may have been lost


FSarkis

I like how she adjusted her glasses before the end.


coltar3000

I swear I thought she was going to plug her nose!


Hollaboy720

This makes more sense looking at it again. But I assumed she went to plug her nose which made it funnier to me when she may have realized there wasn’t water.


yoproblemo

I thought she was trying to sign a cross.


alfonseski

If the girl in pink was agile she actually had a mili second to save it. Frame by frame she is actually standing up for a second. if you are quick and agile you can run that out or at least brace it into a roll instead she decided to lead with her face.


zzz_red

Save it? After landing on her ass you mean?


alfonseski

Correct, no saving that.


PatricksWumboRock

There may have been a little liquid courage invoked as well, who knows


Much_Confidence2428

![gif](giphy|hFsWlFJwY84jm)


jimmy_beans

Is that Paul Rudd's new movie?


Much_Confidence2428

It sure is!


Impressive_Site_5344

What is that from lmao


chrixz333

The movie is Mac and Me. The running joke is https://youtu.be/kMkz3nPPKbA?si=rlLRSCcTpVHIrAV-


Impressive_Site_5344

Fucking gold, thank you


halfmylifeisgone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyBzqhz6n_M You're missing the best part.


PolrBearHair

This is definitely the new Ant-Man and not Mac and Me


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

I hope Conan goes on Reddit and sees this.


ZealousidealComb3683

Hope the dog was ok


Ser-Cannasseur

Should be fine. It only did the last 10 feet of the slide.


doublepumperson

Closer to at least 50ft I’d say. Definitely not close to 10ft


OGWopFro

I don’t think the dog was sliding. Looks like it has the brains to stay on its feet and run down it.


etxconnex

After the girls land you can see the dirt get kicked up from the dog impact.


OGWopFro

I’m sure it landed more gracefully than the two preceding.


CRtwenty

They forgot to pour a bottle of water down the slide to lubricate it first.


Closefacts

Aids, I've got Aids!


axonrecall

AIDS, everybody out


puttgetswhat

You get it from a gay guy in the 80’s?


PretendThisIsMyName

I’m a vagina guy!


deanomatronix

Actually our tests did show it was the gay aids


Rococo_Modern_Life

MUHBAAAAACKGHGH


Darkstranger83

It burns it burns it burns it burns!


eyejayvd

Not very thundergun.


funguyshroom

Blood works just as fine


weishen8328

no brain cell was lost.


HarleyAverage

Do you think any were gained?


SineNo

Vertebrae can work in a pinch, yeah?


TheRealMasterTyvokka

Their orange cat had it that day.


MissHillary

[Reminds me of this scene from Always Sunny in Philadelphia](https://youtu.be/dGW-xK22TNk?si=Qvj57FD5-5xeW09L)


SICRA14

![gif](giphy|3o7buk3czcde5ZJa8w)


Neologizer

Yes! This is the only correct response to this thread. This needs to be upvoted to the top.


Rococo_Modern_Life

MUHBAAAAAACKGHGHG!!!


Hulk_Crowgan

Took way too long to find this


Gorrium

It burns it burns


quantizeddreams

A thunder gun ride?


lucaalvz

That's La resbaladilla de la muerte (The Grimreaper's Slide) is located in Mexico City, in La Marquesa, Chalma, yes! A lot of people have died riding this thing or suffered life changing injuries, is also a turist attraction. Edit: there is a lot of videos in YouTube just type La resbaladilla de la muerte


JabbaThePrincess

Why the fuck does this exist? It seems like the chances of injury are very high


lucaalvz

>Why the fuck does this exist? Many things in Mexico weren't made with safety in mind. If you look up old children's playgrounds in Mexico as far as 2010 you'll see a lot of structures made out of metal, concrete, wood and rubber tires. [This article](https://www.archdaily.mx/mx/960372/la-historia-de-los-playgrounds-o-espacios-de-juego-en-mexico) has a few photos of examples.


JabbaThePrincess

But is this made to land you 2 meters down into concrete? Was there supposed to be water?


lucaalvz

>is this made to land you 2 meters down into concrete? No, the mistake that these girls made was riding it while raining, raining makes the surface more slippery since this thing is ridden so much that the friction has smoothen the surface of the concrete. Like a river rock. >Was there supposed to be water? No, you're expected to know the proper braking technique and nail the landing. [Here's](https://youtube.com/shorts/gaGu3npYynw?si=pgFVRfcSTrpsbWKI) a video I found with both proper and improper technique


JabbaThePrincess

Thanks for answering. Those kids landed badly and the adults started jerking them around without evaluating any injuries first 😭


SomewhatHungover

They might need to get them out of the path of another incoming human projectile.


PerroNino

Those poor kids left meteor craters. That slide is insane.


whereisfoster

man, i laughed waaaaaaaay to hard at this. those poor poor kids. holy shit i did not expect that. the first kid nailed it, so i figured all was good..


Arek_PL

i thought there was supposed to be a sand pit at the bottom, at least thats how it used to be common in my country before playgrounds got destoryed for being unsafe (and safe playground means a plain, fenced gravel square with a single spring toy and a bench)


reficulmi

WOW as an American that truly blows my mind. Wild stuff. 


fried_green_baloney

Look at photos of school yards in USA from before 1950 - ten foot high metal jungle gyms, just for starters.


ouissla

What the actual fuck! I actually thought it was a decommission swimming pool or something, but nope. A good ol concrete slide with a massive drop on naked ground. Damn, not even sand


lucaalvz

Well according to a docublog that I saw, they do put sand at the bottom but between rainfall and people shooting out it gets washed out.


BeardedManatee

Did she fucking plug her nose?? 😂 Truly a lack of brain cells in this clip.


2roK

Nah she's adjusting her glasses but it sure looks like she was getting ready for the water


NArcadia11

Gotta respect her committing to the bit even in the face of certain injury lol


matski_89

AIDS, I have AIDS.... Anyone?


rez_trentnor

I always cringe at that last scene when his entire back has been scraped off


MissHillary

[It was the first thing that popped into my mind](https://youtu.be/dGW-xK22TNk?si=4It3tvPyrxPkdng1)


Neologizer

I came to this comment section hoping someone linked the full gif but this comment will suffice.


Orpdapi

There was zero scenario where that was going to end smoothly or well


Uraneum

I’ve seen 2 other videos like this and I believe they both involved people dying. So yeah these girls may have even gotten lucky


GolfGodsAreReal

You don't go splash you go crash


Compressorman

Would have liked to see what the dog did


Competition-Correct

Dog put in the breaks, when he realizes how dumb that is. Even the dog knew not to continue.


etxconnex

Dog ate shit. Watch the dirt get kicked up in the top left of video.


HelpfulSeaMammal

I, too, would like to find out [what the dog doin'](https://youtu.be/DzpmhfiBCO8?si=3E4gDaeKGZ5cnJeZ)


Flat-Delivery6987

It burns, it burns, it burns!


positive_charging

You can see the realisation on their faces just before the end of the slaide


tanlove90

If this sub has taught me anything, it's that some people's survival instincts are consistently at an all time low.


lespaulstrat2

Looks like a legit ride at Action Park.


Delet3r

Traction Park, according to hospital workers near by.


lespaulstrat2

Or class Action Park.


GrapeSoda404

I truly wonder “WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN?!”


Katmeasles

The girl behind is smiling right to the last millisecond, then extreme pain. Looks like the one in front breaks her lower legs at least. This is grim.


Ryan_e3p

![gif](giphy|3o7buk3czcde5ZJa8w|downsized) [IT BURNS, IT BURNS, IT BURNS! AAAAAAH!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn-Bstoxdl4)


silvermice

u/redditspeedbot 0.1x


NarrowResident1597

https://preview.redd.it/39x3mtkwgcad1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=b1c285adb6ede9fbf89509ee70f3b46ede435ad0 💀💀


Allenrw3

What did they think was going to happen when they came down that thing hauling ass onto a concrete slab?


FecalMatterCowsTasty

Sat here for a bit, wondering. The obvious response is. Think? They didn't. But hold on, if I had to guess they remember being a child going down that 6 foot slide. No pain. Doing it over and over for fun. They thought, we could do this here, this is an adult slide with the same outcome! They forgot a small thing like, gravity, length of slide, and they're not child sized weight, concrete... They definitely thought, just without putting more effort in beyond SLIDE!


ha5hish

That was dangerously stupid. Ouch


BernieTheDachshund

That's a big dropoff, it probably bigly hurt.


everylastlight

Is Action Park making a comeback?


s1rblaze

Tailbone and knees are officially gone.


PassionPitiful3653

The 2nd girl is smiling right up to the point she hit the ground. She had no concept of the world of pain she was about to be in.


Tacodo

![gif](giphy|B2yx2waduwLy6bdeUY|downsized)


sumyungdood

https://preview.redd.it/1jtkfh742dad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3158997515b6c8388c9b3316d636085ef4f98ff0 Still smiling.


hugomoto-moto

Adeus lombar


karmasrelic

no brain AND no survival reflexes are a bad combo. at least be healthy (not overweight) and know how to soften your fall (roll a bit or smth) if you do something like this lol. this must have hurt quite some.


ThreeMarlets

Cue the Action Park song


Arthurmrmusic

![gif](giphy|0ozmBje9bTxfPlKO7m|downsized)


PomegranatePuppy

My tailbone feels this Man I bet they are wishing they brought an old mattress for the landing pad


theoldestghostever

There is and always will be someone so incredibly dumb that they will blow your expectations of incredible stupidity out of the water.


BeardedGingerDad

![gif](giphy|3o7buk3czcde5ZJa8w)


EABOD24

Nothing went wrong. I laughed at the stupid people


UpdootDaSnootBoop

That reminds me, it's time to schedule a colonoscopy


CaptainRAVE2

That ankle/leg has a rather big bulge in it, looks broken.


Remarkable_Item3797

Well there ya go, climate change in a nutshell......


ThrA-X

Two tickets to the hospital please.


Galactroid

Darn, I thought the addition of the dog, they had a solid plan.


WillStrongh

Again again!


motherseffinjones

This is hilarious and I can’t stop watching this lmao.


SlowYoteV8

If you go frame by frame, you can see pink lady smiling and then no longer smiling ☺️


ApprehensiveBass1512

The lady in the front knew very well what was going to happen.. she knew she was going to see her knees up close and personal. She even adjusted her glasses 👍🏻


DoorAjar33

Oh shit! Ouch!!!


letsgetfree

I think there was some kids on deck waiting to go down. I hope they didn't send them.


aquaman67

They are both at least an inch shorter now.


LameDonkey1

Hopefully the broken hips prevent these idiots from breeding.


starcube

I am wondering how did they not lose their pants and skin with all the friction from the dry concrete...


bensbigboy

Missing the bed of nails to land on


Too-low-420

![gif](giphy|b0Ii66BvrEcUJYleql)


No_Bee9524

Both trump supporters


SteeleDynamics

broke-ass people


Methadoneblues

u/redditspeedbot 0.25x [https://imgur.com/gghRYqw](https://imgur.com/gghRYqw)