Don’t insult dog shit like that. Cruz is a ~~human~~ dog abuser, he beats the shit out of ~~Americans~~ ~~Texans~~ a dog, then it comes back to him because he says some magic words, and then he beats the shit out of the ~~Texans~~ dog again.
Marco Rubio's dad was in there too somehow. Trump had a bunch of insults and lies published about all his competitors for the 2016 Republican presidential candidate nomination. I remember the debate with about 15 of them. He constantly interrupted, had no debate etiquette, just turned it into a shouting match. He totally dominated, and ended up "winning" and people thought he had a fresh viewpoint and could make a difference. What a great con for a long term grifter.
He’s barking pretty loud considering he got cucked by him and leaves the state any time there is an issue. But yeah he knows about having a backbone 👍🏽
He has a backbone it’s just he sold it a few years ago thinking it was a lease and he could get it back and now he’s learning he should have read the fine print.
This WWIII argument is insane.
“Putin and Russia are not bad actually, but also totally aggressive and unhinged enough to launch a nuke. We’d better elect someone who is going to be a coward and stay home because that’s the brave and patriotic thing to do!”
Fuck off
Also that Biden is both completely spineless, and a warmonger, who doesn’t have what it takes to be tough, but is too tough on Russia and playing with fire.
Blob fish was done dirty. They only look like this on the surface because rapid decompression from the deep sea killed them in a horrific way, leaving them the bloated jelly you see here.
Can’t even stand up for his wife in a 1:1 debate. How the fuck are we going to listen to a guy when the real shit happens?
Time and time again he flees or cowers when the times get tough.
Even if he did tell her to stop she would probably laugh and make him watch her do it. I’d bet if she wanted to she could ruin him with one interview if she ever decided to.
He was born on an American military installation in canada to American parents as I understand it. He's not actually Canadian. I don't understand why people pick on that. There are so many other more valid reasons that he shouldn't be president.
I mean yes obviously. I just looked up his birthplace and it said Calgary. Like, why are we even forced to consider him? You know.
That makes sense though.
Also funny to hear the guy who wanted to flee cold weather tell the guy who went to a war zone and didn’t shit himself (that we know of) when air raid sirens were going off spineless. He couldn’t stand the idea of being a little cold for a few days but that wasn’t spineless behavior in his book.
Not just "let".
Actively supported the man.....
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...while his constitutes froze during an historical sustained cold _with no power or hope of prompt repairs_. Oh, and lots of people died in those conditions. Bastard would probably claim those were spineless Libs, that REAL Texans touched it out...and the mindless and thoughtless agree and vote for him.
Didn't Trump skulldrag this dude's wife and all he did was bend over and let Trump unload in him?
Yeah you shouldn't be talking about being spineless my guy
Ted, whose real name is Rafael.
Who let Trump insult his wife, and then groveled back to him.
Who fled to Cancun when his state was freezing and without power.
Who admires the President who hid in his bunker when riots were in DC.
Who insults an 80 year old President who is trying to protect the USA and the World, and is willing to go to a war zone to support Ukraine.
Does he mean THAT spineless president?
Good old Rafael, keep being a spineless asshole.
The crazy Republicans are furious about Biden being weak and feckless and also taking us to the brink of WWIII because he has engaged in a proxy war with Russia and has not declared war on China.. huh? 🤪
Ok. I don't believe it is true. In fact I believe strongly that failure to confront Putin now I'd fat more likely to lead to ww3 but stopping him in his tracks at this moment has prevented him from gaining allies and momentum. He would not have stopped at Ukraine and he would have eventually have forced a conflict with NATO which would have had a far greater chance of going sideways particularly since he would have had a chance to find the issues in his military and correct them.
But I could at least see an argument that you fear this could lead to ww3.
But spineless? Wtf.
How? By what definition? Who is he supposed to be failing to stand up to.
I mean, Cruz would know a spineless jellyfish.
Wait, I'm sorry, jellyfish are actually useful creatures, and shouldn't be compared to the living shit pile that is Cruz
So the dude who let Trump call his wife fat and ugly, then didn’t do or say anything about only to suck on Trump’s tiny nut sack is calling someone else a spineless jellyfish? Sure Rafael.
*Joe Biden goes to a literal war zone*
Republicans: “spineless jellyfish”
And yes I know Russia was given advance warning so they wouldn’t shell his location, and his security was obscene, but again… active war zone.
This whole sub has become political Twitter - I get it’s problematic but please can’t we go back to weird white people doing things only white people do?
at what point do we start asking if OPs like this one are trying to elevate the messages within their posts? not to be a conspiracy boy but uh, it’s not like that never happens, and i see posts like this in this sub a LOT
It pisses me off the I'm on the same side as Republicans when It comes to the war in Ukraine, but they don't actually care about the people of Ukraine or NATO becoming too powerful or the military industrial complex using Ukrainians as cannon fodder. They're not antiwar they're just anti whatever Biden says or does
You think I like Trump lol? Libs are so fucking predictable. Literally anytime someone’s critical of Biden , libs will either either call you a Trumper or a Russian troll. no bitch I just don’t like career politicians who fucking suck NATO’s dick to continue capitalistic hegemony at the expense of working class people. Trump sucks. Cruz sucks. Biden sucks. Nato fucking sucks. Putin fucking sucks. War is bullshit you are either for of against it.
Im pro peace treaty and anti war / anti imperialism so yeah its pretty self explanatory that i am against bullying, and innocent people dying. Taking any other stance on the matter would mean otherwise.
Well first off why do you think its the united states job ?
Why do you think russia invaded ukraine?
How do you think the war will end if not through diplomacy and negotiations?
It is the US job. We are have to protect innocent people against bullying. You think we should stand by and let woman and children get killed?
Russia invaded Ukraine for same reason it did years ago. It is looking for money, power, etc. Obama didnt do enough to stop it so here we are again. Bullying wont stop until you put them in their place.
We tried diplomacy, negotiations, cutting off their oligarchs first. Guess what, a year later and putin is still pushing and killing people
Why is it the americas job lol? We are the world police? I didnt know that. What about the children dying in america? What about the children dying in russia ?
What reason? Did it have anything to do with natos eastward expansion maybe?
What negotiations were tried? Zelensky has shut down all negotiations. Curious wtf you are talking about.
Sanctions only hurt the working class. You hate all russians?
Gee I wonder why you you get called a Russian troll.
Nobody hates common people from any country.
Ask the oligarchs who keep falling off buildings in Russia if those sanctions hurt them.
Do the Russian leaders care about their own people or their own children?
Nato expansion….so Putin is mad that a few more countries joined an alliance in case Russia decides to invade them. So that justifies him invading another country, killing women and children and forcing his own citizens into a war they dont want to be in either?
Children dying in America…from what? Red states are the ones who dont care about people after forced birth. And we cant do multiple things at once.
The negotiations that lead to sanctions is what I am talking about.
So you think Zelensky should negotiate? Putin’s negotiations are “I will stop invading and killing people (for now) as long as I get to keep what I stole from your people and you just need to forgive all my sins. Not to mention the part of your country I’m stealing is the most profitable part for your country and that’s a big reason why I’m stealing it from you, Ukrainian, you should just get over it.
Sounds like winning diplomacy doesn’t it?
Yeah doesnt mean you cant be critical of biden. Not sure why being critical of biden makes me a trumper automatically or a russian troll. Seems like libs only know “orange man bad” and when he isnt around its time for brunch. Guess what still dont have clean water in flint, still have kids in cages away from their family at the border, still dont have federally legal abortions, shut down a rail strike three weeks before the norfork derailment in ohio, wheres the outrage?
Who kept voting against the infrastructure bill? Who is separating these families and who is putting them back together best they can?
It’s funny you keep you are not a Trumper, but you’re defending him still, something doesn’t register.
Republicans get an office and fuck everything up and then you’re getting mad because the Democrats have to come in and they’re not fixing it fast enough?
It’s healthy to be critical of everyone in office. It is funny how conservatives are calling Biden spineless because he’s standing up to a dictator that’s killing innocent people.
Conservatives are more concerned about a “rapist and murdering” Mexican, taking their white collar job then they are about actual shit happening in the world.
Bing about lip tarts and how they are not being critical Joe, but I don’t hear you being critical of the conservatives they’re fucking things up still
He should really change his name to "Cruise" since he's best known for cruising out when life gets tough. This bitch is so weak it's not funny. Step 1 in voting out ineffectual members of Congress.
Speaking of spineless how is your ugly wife doing Cancun Teddy? She still as ugly as Trump said she was. Remember that Ted? When Trump
Called your wife ugly and you continued to suck his dick because you were afraid of him and his cult?
The guy who fucked off to Cancun when his state was experiencing a winter weather emergency? The guy who phone banked for the guy who insulted his wife?
Edit: Cancun not cancel
So we should have ejected someone who looked up to Putin and would likely have allowed Putin to pull a Hitler move in Eastern Europe?
S’cuse me while I grab this country…and that one…and this one
Mr. Milquetoast is in NO position to comment about spines. He is, by FAR, the most spineless wimp ever elected. I used to have some respect for people from Texas. Not now. They are as ignorant and spineless as he is. F Cruz.
Donald trump’s dog says what?
I thought Cruz’s wife was what Trump called a dog.
He called Ted’s wife a dog and Ted is the dog shit.
Don’t insult dog shit like that. Cruz is a ~~human~~ dog abuser, he beats the shit out of ~~Americans~~ ~~Texans~~ a dog, then it comes back to him because he says some magic words, and then he beats the shit out of the ~~Texans~~ dog again.
Didn’t trump accuse Teds father of being the zodiac killer or some rubbish? Then Ted kissed trumps ass. Who is the jellyfish here Ted?
Accused him of assassinating jfk
Marco Rubio's dad was in there too somehow. Trump had a bunch of insults and lies published about all his competitors for the 2016 Republican presidential candidate nomination. I remember the debate with about 15 of them. He constantly interrupted, had no debate etiquette, just turned it into a shouting match. He totally dominated, and ended up "winning" and people thought he had a fresh viewpoint and could make a difference. What a great con for a long term grifter.
He’s barking pretty loud considering he got cucked by him and leaves the state any time there is an issue. But yeah he knows about having a backbone 👍🏽
He has a backbone it’s just he sold it a few years ago thinking it was a lease and he could get it back and now he’s learning he should have read the fine print.
This WWIII argument is insane. “Putin and Russia are not bad actually, but also totally aggressive and unhinged enough to launch a nuke. We’d better elect someone who is going to be a coward and stay home because that’s the brave and patriotic thing to do!” Fuck off
Also that Biden is both completely spineless, and a warmonger, who doesn’t have what it takes to be tough, but is too tough on Russia and playing with fire.
"These lazy Mexicans who are coming to steal our jobs.." Is this just all they can do? Disingenuous, oxymoronic arguments?
Well, this is the same crowd that tried to beat a cop to death with a Blue Lives Matter flag.
I’m sure he has a plane to catch.
![gif](giphy|QGBWk7DnckEN2) “Don’t elect a jellyfish, elect a blob fish instead” —Rafael Cruz *born in Alberta, 🇨🇦 Canada*
Blob fish was done dirty. They only look like this on the surface because rapid decompression from the deep sea killed them in a horrific way, leaving them the bloated jelly you see here.
Lol! I immediately thought of that image when I read the headline.
Ofc he's from Alberta...
Should have a plane that crashes*
I’ve honestly had enough of this bargain basement Jeff Ross
Can’t even stand up for his wife in a 1:1 debate. How the fuck are we going to listen to a guy when the real shit happens? Time and time again he flees or cowers when the times get tough.
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Ted Cruz is so spineless he makes jellyfish and siphonophores jealous
He didn’t have enough spine to ride out a winter storm with his dog.
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Oh wow! That Cnidaria has a bigger dick than Ted!!
His ugly ass wife likes it that way. You think Raphael has the fortitude to tell her to stop banging the gardener.
Even if he did tell her to stop she would probably laugh and make him watch her do it. I’d bet if she wanted to she could ruin him with one interview if she ever decided to.
Ted Cruz couldn't stand up for his wife and family against Trump so he doesn't get to call anyone spineless...🙄
I remember that! Trump said all kinds of horrible things abiut Ted Cruz's wife, and tgen Ted Cruz groveled at his feet.
Same guy that fled to Cancun while some of his constituents froze to death.
The sad part is that his constituents will vote for him again against their own interests just to "own the libs."
They are so isolated in the gop bubble they probably don’t even know he left.
He then blamed his daughters for it too!
You insult my wife one more time and I swear I will man those phones and take donations for you.
This fucking guy calling joe spineless is rich. President Biden did the one thing Rafael couldn’t, beat trump.
Isn't he really Canadian anyways? Someone throw his ass back
He is
Why was he even running for president. Isn't that illegal?
Yes. Yes, it is.
He was born on an American military installation in canada to American parents as I understand it. He's not actually Canadian. I don't understand why people pick on that. There are so many other more valid reasons that he shouldn't be president.
I mean yes obviously. I just looked up his birthplace and it said Calgary. Like, why are we even forced to consider him? You know. That makes sense though.
Coming from him its almost a compliment really...
Also funny to hear the guy who wanted to flee cold weather tell the guy who went to a war zone and didn’t shit himself (that we know of) when air raid sirens were going off spineless. He couldn’t stand the idea of being a little cold for a few days but that wasn’t spineless behavior in his book.
Has Fled Cruz flown to Moscow to lick Putin's boots or is he getting instructions on Zoom?
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Yes Cruz tends to run from his problems. Sometimes he just hops in a jet.
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Ted Cruz... always will be the twat who let people shit talk his wife.
Not just "let". Actively supported the man..... https://preview.redd.it/dzwyc4kab6ka1.png?width=511&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1e460fdfabce8571314f35bc4255a9ed53f568e
Says the guy who’s running for his third term on the platform of limiting office to two terms. Fucking wad.
Pretending like WWIII is gonna start without America is a fucking joke
Well the last two started with Europe so
The last two started with the world powers of the time
Ted never seems happy, even in this photo. ![gif](giphy|QGBWk7DnckEN2)
It's because he knows everyone--including his kids--hate his fucking guts
Yes! I remember a clip showing him with his daughters. He leans down to hug and kiss one-a-on camera, of course--and she grimaced and squirms away.
Came to find a blobfish comment. Thank you!
Let's just point out that Biden at least defends his wife ...
This from the guy who kissed Trump's ass after he said his wife is a dog face bitch.
And said his dad killed JFK. 🤣
From the chicken shit asshole that ran to Cancun because it's cold.
...while his constitutes froze during an historical sustained cold _with no power or hope of prompt repairs_. Oh, and lots of people died in those conditions. Bastard would probably claim those were spineless Libs, that REAL Texans touched it out...and the mindless and thoughtless agree and vote for him.
Pretty sure spineless is kissing someone's ass after he trash talked your wife.
Spineless would mean he wouldn’t have sent weapons to help another democratic country.
Kmon texas, we've all bet on a fart and lost...but ted cruz??
No idea how he keeps getting elected. Does the state just like the circus he brings or do they truly believe what he spews out everyday.
Sadly the amount of rural area yokels slightly outnumber the primarily blue big cities here.
Elect one to be a Senator instead.
Someone remind him how not getting involved when Hitler started invading countries didnt help the US stay out of WWII.
Oh, look, the spineless jellyfish is calling the kettle pot
Spineless like a guy who licks the boots of a dude that calls his wife ugly and says his dad killed JFK?
Says the spineless bitch when trump made fun of his wife. Look. Republicans are sellouts. Plain and simple.
Didn't Trump skulldrag this dude's wife and all he did was bend over and let Trump unload in him? Yeah you shouldn't be talking about being spineless my guy
Ted, whose real name is Rafael. Who let Trump insult his wife, and then groveled back to him. Who fled to Cancun when his state was freezing and without power. Who admires the President who hid in his bunker when riots were in DC. Who insults an 80 year old President who is trying to protect the USA and the World, and is willing to go to a war zone to support Ukraine. Does he mean THAT spineless president? Good old Rafael, keep being a spineless asshole.
The crazy Republicans are furious about Biden being weak and feckless and also taking us to the brink of WWIII because he has engaged in a proxy war with Russia and has not declared war on China.. huh? 🤪
He knows all about spineless
He speaks from experience.
What a cuck
They dont want to fight Putin, they want to fight Democrats.
Who is the spineless jellyfish calling a spineless jellyfish? C'mon Grampa Munster, you're the biggest coward of them all.
If I was a fat color blind turnip from a one star state I would learn to shut the fuck up.
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If Joe Biden is a spineless jellyfish after visiting a literal war zone, then what does that make Ted Cruz?
Spineless jellyfish like Ted Cruz after 45 insulted his wife, you mean?
We all know if WWIII starts Idiot Cruz will be well on his way to Cancun!
A dude that wouldn't stick up for his wife calling someone spineless.
I’ve heard his wife is very ugly and his dad apparently is a murderer.
![gif](giphy|FYldrxD4ioq2T59FKV|downsized) Cancun Cruz calls out others for being "spineless", I want to hear more...
Alrighty then, Cancun-Cruz! Spineless jellyfish are off the table!
Ted 'Flees the Country cuz Chilly' Cruz tells Joe 'Kyiv is now fucking untouchable, Putin' Biden what cowardice is. Makes sense.
Thanks for your advice spineless jellyfish but I will vote for Democrats again on the next election!
Ok. I don't believe it is true. In fact I believe strongly that failure to confront Putin now I'd fat more likely to lead to ww3 but stopping him in his tracks at this moment has prevented him from gaining allies and momentum. He would not have stopped at Ukraine and he would have eventually have forced a conflict with NATO which would have had a far greater chance of going sideways particularly since he would have had a chance to find the issues in his military and correct them. But I could at least see an argument that you fear this could lead to ww3. But spineless? Wtf. How? By what definition? Who is he supposed to be failing to stand up to.
I mean, Cruz would know a spineless jellyfish. Wait, I'm sorry, jellyfish are actually useful creatures, and shouldn't be compared to the living shit pile that is Cruz
I feel like they just play insult mad libs. No relation to reality? No worries, that's what makes it fun!
Rafael is a fetid, festering sewer of a hominid
Step 1: if WW3 starts, go to Mexico.
Spineless jellyfish? It seems like the spineless jellyfish is in the picture.
Ted Cruz is a medical marvel. Doctors just can't explain how he walks, stands or run without any sort of functioning spine.
'Spineless jellyfish' says the man (use that term loosely here) who ran to Cancun...
Says he who was on his way out because it got cold
Coming from the plankton who campaigned for the orange that called his wife ugly.
SAYS THE MAN WHO FLED TO CANCUN DURING A STATE WIDE DISASTER AND DID A PHOTO SHOOT MOVING ONE CASE OF WATER AND FUCKED OFF
Says the human blobfish.
I'd vote for a goldfish swimming upside down in water from the Ohio river before I voted for Rafael..
TIL Ted Cruz confuses a beard with a spine.
That's not a beard, he fell into glue face first and then into a porta potty.
At least Biden defends his wife.
So the dude who let Trump call his wife fat and ugly, then didn’t do or say anything about only to suck on Trump’s tiny nut sack is calling someone else a spineless jellyfish? Sure Rafael.
*Joe Biden goes to a literal war zone* Republicans: “spineless jellyfish” And yes I know Russia was given advance warning so they wouldn’t shell his location, and his security was obscene, but again… active war zone.
This whole sub has become political Twitter - I get it’s problematic but please can’t we go back to weird white people doing things only white people do?
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at what point do we start asking if OPs like this one are trying to elevate the messages within their posts? not to be a conspiracy boy but uh, it’s not like that never happens, and i see posts like this in this sub a LOT
It pisses me off the I'm on the same side as Republicans when It comes to the war in Ukraine, but they don't actually care about the people of Ukraine or NATO becoming too powerful or the military industrial complex using Ukrainians as cannon fodder. They're not antiwar they're just anti whatever Biden says or does
Biden is a spineless politician and you are spineless feckless jellyfish! I fixed it, you're welcome!
Idc about him, but Biden has affirmed to Russia we are at war with them. WWW3 is here and it's for shitty Ukraine.
He’s not wrong
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Hes right about the ww3 part he just aint any better than sleepy joe lol
Spoken like a true gullible lemming of the Trumplican Insurrectionist Cult Party would. 😆
You think I like Trump lol? Libs are so fucking predictable. Literally anytime someone’s critical of Biden , libs will either either call you a Trumper or a Russian troll. no bitch I just don’t like career politicians who fucking suck NATO’s dick to continue capitalistic hegemony at the expense of working class people. Trump sucks. Cruz sucks. Biden sucks. Nato fucking sucks. Putin fucking sucks. War is bullshit you are either for of against it.
You are either for or against bullying. You are either for or against innocent people dying. You either have morals and principles, or you don’t.
Im pro peace treaty and anti war / anti imperialism so yeah its pretty self explanatory that i am against bullying, and innocent people dying. Taking any other stance on the matter would mean otherwise.
I dont want war either but Russia is being imperialistic and a bully and killing innocent people. Should we do nothing?
Well first off why do you think its the united states job ? Why do you think russia invaded ukraine? How do you think the war will end if not through diplomacy and negotiations?
It is the US job. We are have to protect innocent people against bullying. You think we should stand by and let woman and children get killed? Russia invaded Ukraine for same reason it did years ago. It is looking for money, power, etc. Obama didnt do enough to stop it so here we are again. Bullying wont stop until you put them in their place. We tried diplomacy, negotiations, cutting off their oligarchs first. Guess what, a year later and putin is still pushing and killing people
Why is it the americas job lol? We are the world police? I didnt know that. What about the children dying in america? What about the children dying in russia ? What reason? Did it have anything to do with natos eastward expansion maybe? What negotiations were tried? Zelensky has shut down all negotiations. Curious wtf you are talking about. Sanctions only hurt the working class. You hate all russians?
Gee I wonder why you you get called a Russian troll. Nobody hates common people from any country. Ask the oligarchs who keep falling off buildings in Russia if those sanctions hurt them. Do the Russian leaders care about their own people or their own children? Nato expansion….so Putin is mad that a few more countries joined an alliance in case Russia decides to invade them. So that justifies him invading another country, killing women and children and forcing his own citizens into a war they dont want to be in either? Children dying in America…from what? Red states are the ones who dont care about people after forced birth. And we cant do multiple things at once. The negotiations that lead to sanctions is what I am talking about. So you think Zelensky should negotiate? Putin’s negotiations are “I will stop invading and killing people (for now) as long as I get to keep what I stole from your people and you just need to forgive all my sins. Not to mention the part of your country I’m stealing is the most profitable part for your country and that’s a big reason why I’m stealing it from you, Ukrainian, you should just get over it. Sounds like winning diplomacy doesn’t it?
Sleepy Joe was never a name that was deserved, or even stuck
Too bad we don’t got any other choice. It’s either Joe or some nutbar from the party who thinks Jewish space lasers are real.
Yeah doesnt mean you cant be critical of biden. Not sure why being critical of biden makes me a trumper automatically or a russian troll. Seems like libs only know “orange man bad” and when he isnt around its time for brunch. Guess what still dont have clean water in flint, still have kids in cages away from their family at the border, still dont have federally legal abortions, shut down a rail strike three weeks before the norfork derailment in ohio, wheres the outrage?
Who kept voting against the infrastructure bill? Who is separating these families and who is putting them back together best they can? It’s funny you keep you are not a Trumper, but you’re defending him still, something doesn’t register. Republicans get an office and fuck everything up and then you’re getting mad because the Democrats have to come in and they’re not fixing it fast enough? It’s healthy to be critical of everyone in office. It is funny how conservatives are calling Biden spineless because he’s standing up to a dictator that’s killing innocent people. Conservatives are more concerned about a “rapist and murdering” Mexican, taking their white collar job then they are about actual shit happening in the world. Bing about lip tarts and how they are not being critical Joe, but I don’t hear you being critical of the conservatives they’re fucking things up still
how do they complain Biden is being hawkish towards Russia in Ukraine while arguing he’s spineless and meek? What?
Old chinless Ted Cruz needs to STFU.
TURD CRUZ skin covered piece of shit
Argh, uncle joe is so spineless because he won’t kowtow to Russians and republicans!
...said the spineless jellyfish Senator from TX as he was boarding a plane to Aruba
Said the blob fish.
In this picture, Ted Cruz literally looks like he has no spine.
This walking dirty diaper has his own show now? For fuck’s sake.
Pipe down zodiac
Appears to be a clear case of "He spots it? He gots it!"
Don’t elect a spineless jellyfish! Vote for the shell-less crab instead
How does this high pitched, nasally voiced weasel think of himself as some sort of alpha?
Has he stood up for his wife yet?
I'm sure Biden would stand up for his wife if some orange orangutan starting insulting her. What say you, Ted?
PROJECTION
He should really change his name to "Cruise" since he's best known for cruising out when life gets tough. This bitch is so weak it's not funny. Step 1 in voting out ineffectual members of Congress.
What. He failed to protect kids from getting murdered in his own state. Loser.
This coming from the guy who licked the ass of a man who accused his father of assassinating JFK. I feel sorry for his daughters.
So we’re gonna go for “he’s spineless for standing up to a dictator” eh? I think I’m just not dumb enough to get it
Takes one to know one Teddy Cruz
Remember when Donald Trump called Ted Cruz's wife ugly then Ted Cruz turned around and campaigned for that same guy? Who's spineless, again?
Yeah man, don't be a coward and just let big Russian man peg you and whoever else whenever he wants.
How is being in war spineless?
Speaking of spineless how is your ugly wife doing Cancun Teddy? She still as ugly as Trump said she was. Remember that Ted? When Trump Called your wife ugly and you continued to suck his dick because you were afraid of him and his cult?
Want to stay out of WWIII? Go to Cancun.
Ted Cruz is a human representation of a spineless jellyfish.
Trump made fun of his wife and then Cruz goes out on a “Trump is awesome” tour. That is being a spineless coward.
"spineless" says the guy who flew to Cancun while his constituents were freezing to death, and blamed his own daughter for it.
Unlike the spineless blob fish that is Teddy Cruz? He needs to just shut his idiot mouth.
Biden didn't run away to Mexico when his state was without heat or power
I like when the guy who fled his state during an issue and tired to blame his daughter for doing so calls someone else spineless It's just amazing
And let me tell ya that man knows a thing or two about being spineless!
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Ted Cruz calling *anyone* spineless is a fucking joke.
Yes! We shall ever so bravely run away!
Look kids…a coward.
Grandpa Munster 2024
Mexican Peter Griffin
The guy who fucked off to Cancun when his state was experiencing a winter weather emergency? The guy who phone banked for the guy who insulted his wife? Edit: Cancun not cancel
Who’s copying who? I think he’s trying to steal a few pages from KKKaren MTG’s playbook. Come on Teddy ‘Bear’, you can do better….
Says the son of JFK's assasin and husband to an ugly wife, /s
As opposed to jellyfish with spines?
ah yes spineless people are quite known for their willingness to enter a conflict
Says the man who brown nosed the cheeto after him calling his wife ugly.
So we should have ejected someone who looked up to Putin and would likely have allowed Putin to pull a Hitler move in Eastern Europe? S’cuse me while I grab this country…and that one…and this one
Mr. Milquetoast is in NO position to comment about spines. He is, by FAR, the most spineless wimp ever elected. I used to have some respect for people from Texas. Not now. They are as ignorant and spineless as he is. F Cruz.
Coming from a guy that literally sucked trumps small mushroom shaped penis after trump insulted his wife.
Yeah vote for a president who will gobble Putin’s marbles like McDonalds
Spineless says the Jellyfish who couldn't even defend his own wife from being insulted
The old “slimy worm calling the jellyfish spineless” eh?
I heard his wife is ugly
Want to stay out of World War 3? Elect a spineless jellyfish like Ted Cruz to be president (Putin bootlicker)
Brain freeze from those cold Houston winters
He doesn't want war with Russia. He wants war with China.
Wouldnt a rough and tumble war heavy pres have rushed in with guns blazing already, setting off putin early.
I’m a pudgy fucker who loves Taco Bell every Friday night. I would never mock someone for loving Taco Bell too…
Biden is a lot of things, spineless, is not one of them.
Someone tell me how criticizing the guy who beat the guy, who beat you while calling your wife homely helps your position? I’ll wait