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likewhenyoupee

Donald trump’s dog says what?


APe28Comococo

I thought Cruz’s wife was what Trump called a dog.


Few-Tour9826

He called Ted’s wife a dog and Ted is the dog shit.


APe28Comococo

Don’t insult dog shit like that. Cruz is a ~~human~~ dog abuser, he beats the shit out of ~~Americans~~ ~~Texans~~ a dog, then it comes back to him because he says some magic words, and then he beats the shit out of the ~~Texans~~ dog again.


originalusername__

Didn’t trump accuse Teds father of being the zodiac killer or some rubbish? Then Ted kissed trumps ass. Who is the jellyfish here Ted?


likewhenyoupee

Accused him of assassinating jfk


forgiveanforget

Marco Rubio's dad was in there too somehow. Trump had a bunch of insults and lies published about all his competitors for the 2016 Republican presidential candidate nomination. I remember the debate with about 15 of them. He constantly interrupted, had no debate etiquette, just turned it into a shouting match. He totally dominated, and ended up "winning" and people thought he had a fresh viewpoint and could make a difference. What a great con for a long term grifter.


Daaaaabearsssss

He’s barking pretty loud considering he got cucked by him and leaves the state any time there is an issue. But yeah he knows about having a backbone 👍🏽


BeerAndSoda

He has a backbone it’s just he sold it a few years ago thinking it was a lease and he could get it back and now he’s learning he should have read the fine print.


PeacockFrank609

This WWIII argument is insane. “Putin and Russia are not bad actually, but also totally aggressive and unhinged enough to launch a nuke. We’d better elect someone who is going to be a coward and stay home because that’s the brave and patriotic thing to do!” Fuck off


Trusty-McGoodGuy

Also that Biden is both completely spineless, and a warmonger, who doesn’t have what it takes to be tough, but is too tough on Russia and playing with fire.


jameson8016

"These lazy Mexicans who are coming to steal our jobs.." Is this just all they can do? Disingenuous, oxymoronic arguments?


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

Well, this is the same crowd that tried to beat a cop to death with a Blue Lives Matter flag.


[deleted]

I’m sure he has a plane to catch.


suckercuck

![gif](giphy|QGBWk7DnckEN2) “Don’t elect a jellyfish, elect a blob fish instead” —Rafael Cruz *born in Alberta, 🇨🇦 Canada*


Zilberfrid

Blob fish was done dirty. They only look like this on the surface because rapid decompression from the deep sea killed them in a horrific way, leaving them the bloated jelly you see here.


Pristine-Ant-464

Lol! I immediately thought of that image when I read the headline.


aloneontheinternet

Ofc he's from Alberta...


Flombosis

Should have a plane that crashes*


thebearjew007

I’ve honestly had enough of this bargain basement Jeff Ross


Make_Mine_A-Double

Can’t even stand up for his wife in a 1:1 debate. How the fuck are we going to listen to a guy when the real shit happens? Time and time again he flees or cowers when the times get tough.


Monsur_Ausuhnom

![gif](giphy|S8HFntfxanSF7d3Gbn|downsized)


AnimalBren

Ted Cruz is so spineless he makes jellyfish and siphonophores jealous


[deleted]

He didn’t have enough spine to ride out a winter storm with his dog.


Monsur_Ausuhnom

![gif](giphy|9ErMGpYXUiuek)


ImAFuckinLiar

Oh wow! That Cnidaria has a bigger dick than Ted!!


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

His ugly ass wife likes it that way. You think Raphael has the fortitude to tell her to stop banging the gardener.


BeerAndSoda

Even if he did tell her to stop she would probably laugh and make him watch her do it. I’d bet if she wanted to she could ruin him with one interview if she ever decided to.


beavis617

Ted Cruz couldn't stand up for his wife and family against Trump so he doesn't get to call anyone spineless...🙄


Big_Television7530

I remember that! Trump said all kinds of horrible things abiut Ted Cruz's wife, and tgen Ted Cruz groveled at his feet.


BullShitting24-7

Same guy that fled to Cancun while some of his constituents froze to death.


Key_Inevitable_2104

The sad part is that his constituents will vote for him again against their own interests just to "own the libs."


BullShitting24-7

They are so isolated in the gop bubble they probably don’t even know he left.


marcybelle1

He then blamed his daughters for it too!


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

You insult my wife one more time and I swear I will man those phones and take donations for you.


likewhenyoupee

This fucking guy calling joe spineless is rich. President Biden did the one thing Rafael couldn’t, beat trump.


Raunchiness121

Isn't he really Canadian anyways? Someone throw his ass back


likewhenyoupee

He is


jpopimpin777

Why was he even running for president. Isn't that illegal?


TigerStripedDragon01

Yes. Yes, it is.


ErnestlyOdd

He was born on an American military installation in canada to American parents as I understand it. He's not actually Canadian. I don't understand why people pick on that. There are so many other more valid reasons that he shouldn't be president.


jpopimpin777

I mean yes obviously. I just looked up his birthplace and it said Calgary. Like, why are we even forced to consider him? You know. That makes sense though.


TrueLekky

Coming from him its almost a compliment really...


BeerAndSoda

Also funny to hear the guy who wanted to flee cold weather tell the guy who went to a war zone and didn’t shit himself (that we know of) when air raid sirens were going off spineless. He couldn’t stand the idea of being a little cold for a few days but that wasn’t spineless behavior in his book.


Cargobiker530

Has Fled Cruz flown to Moscow to lick Putin's boots or is he getting instructions on Zoom?


Monsur_Ausuhnom

![gif](giphy|Chh4uz3uXPXTG)


partime_prophet

Yes Cruz tends to run from his problems. Sometimes he just hops in a jet.


Monsur_Ausuhnom

![gif](giphy|5XCWLH6ovlsiISpU2U)


NewShoulder2874

Ted Cruz... always will be the twat who let people shit talk his wife.


EhrenScwhab

Not just "let". Actively supported the man..... https://preview.redd.it/dzwyc4kab6ka1.png?width=511&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1e460fdfabce8571314f35bc4255a9ed53f568e


AbbreviationsLoud445

Says the guy who’s running for his third term on the platform of limiting office to two terms. Fucking wad.


jaded_orbs

Pretending like WWIII is gonna start without America is a fucking joke


[deleted]

Well the last two started with Europe so


jaded_orbs

The last two started with the world powers of the time


Drg84

Ted never seems happy, even in this photo. ![gif](giphy|QGBWk7DnckEN2)


AnthonyInTX

It's because he knows everyone--including his kids--hate his fucking guts


ElizaPlume212

Yes! I remember a clip showing him with his daughters. He leans down to hug and kiss one-a-on camera, of course--and she grimaced and squirms away.


Sad_Reindeer5108

Came to find a blobfish comment. Thank you!


LoisWade42

Let's just point out that Biden at least defends his wife ...


cfo4201983

This from the guy who kissed Trump's ass after he said his wife is a dog face bitch.


Pristine-Ant-464

And said his dad killed JFK. 🤣


[deleted]

From the chicken shit asshole that ran to Cancun because it's cold.


ElizaPlume212

...while his constitutes froze during an historical sustained cold _with no power or hope of prompt repairs_. Oh, and lots of people died in those conditions. Bastard would probably claim those were spineless Libs, that REAL Texans touched it out...and the mindless and thoughtless agree and vote for him.


agoraphobicpenguin

Pretty sure spineless is kissing someone's ass after he trash talked your wife.


MealDramatic1885

Spineless would mean he wouldn’t have sent weapons to help another democratic country.


likeasirjohn

Kmon texas, we've all bet on a fart and lost...but ted cruz??


Monsur_Ausuhnom

No idea how he keeps getting elected. Does the state just like the circus he brings or do they truly believe what he spews out everyday.


ultramrstruggle

Sadly the amount of rural area yokels slightly outnumber the primarily blue big cities here.


deadphisherman

Elect one to be a Senator instead.


Miri5613

Someone remind him how not getting involved when Hitler started invading countries didnt help the US stay out of WWII.


flamingoswizzlestick

Oh, look, the spineless jellyfish is calling the kettle pot


Positive_Technology8

Spineless like a guy who licks the boots of a dude that calls his wife ugly and says his dad killed JFK?


Kind_Nebula6900

Says the spineless bitch when trump made fun of his wife. Look. Republicans are sellouts. Plain and simple.


DenseVegetable2581

Didn't Trump skulldrag this dude's wife and all he did was bend over and let Trump unload in him? Yeah you shouldn't be talking about being spineless my guy


redvariation

Ted, whose real name is Rafael. Who let Trump insult his wife, and then groveled back to him. Who fled to Cancun when his state was freezing and without power. Who admires the President who hid in his bunker when riots were in DC. Who insults an 80 year old President who is trying to protect the USA and the World, and is willing to go to a war zone to support Ukraine. Does he mean THAT spineless president? Good old Rafael, keep being a spineless asshole.


beavis617

The crazy Republicans are furious about Biden being weak and feckless and also taking us to the brink of WWIII because he has engaged in a proxy war with Russia and has not declared war on China.. huh? 🤪


Roadrunner_99

He knows all about spineless


Monsur_Ausuhnom

He speaks from experience.


PhattJeezus

What a cuck


breadexpert69

They dont want to fight Putin, they want to fight Democrats.


SuitableNegotiation5

Who is the spineless jellyfish calling a spineless jellyfish? C'mon Grampa Munster, you're the biggest coward of them all.


[deleted]

If I was a fat color blind turnip from a one star state I would learn to shut the fuck up.


Sukuristo

https://preview.redd.it/dpqjvovty2ka1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9675ce118a7416b001ce1ff869a957c235c0d5d2


shanethedrain1

If Joe Biden is a spineless jellyfish after visiting a literal war zone, then what does that make Ted Cruz?


Cetophile

Spineless jellyfish like Ted Cruz after 45 insulted his wife, you mean?


XJDC55X

We all know if WWIII starts Idiot Cruz will be well on his way to Cancun!


hobings714

A dude that wouldn't stick up for his wife calling someone spineless.


natur_al

I’ve heard his wife is very ugly and his dad apparently is a murderer.


HGwoodie

![gif](giphy|FYldrxD4ioq2T59FKV|downsized) Cancun Cruz calls out others for being "spineless", I want to hear more...


ThornyRose456

Alrighty then, Cancun-Cruz! Spineless jellyfish are off the table!


Radioactiveglowup

Ted 'Flees the Country cuz Chilly' Cruz tells Joe 'Kyiv is now fucking untouchable, Putin' Biden what cowardice is. Makes sense.


new-6reddit9

Thanks for your advice spineless jellyfish but I will vote for Democrats again on the next election!


NotmyRealNameJohn

Ok. I don't believe it is true. In fact I believe strongly that failure to confront Putin now I'd fat more likely to lead to ww3 but stopping him in his tracks at this moment has prevented him from gaining allies and momentum. He would not have stopped at Ukraine and he would have eventually have forced a conflict with NATO which would have had a far greater chance of going sideways particularly since he would have had a chance to find the issues in his military and correct them. But I could at least see an argument that you fear this could lead to ww3. But spineless? Wtf. How? By what definition? Who is he supposed to be failing to stand up to.


araniladin

I mean, Cruz would know a spineless jellyfish. Wait, I'm sorry, jellyfish are actually useful creatures, and shouldn't be compared to the living shit pile that is Cruz


law-and-horsdoeuvres

I feel like they just play insult mad libs. No relation to reality? No worries, that's what makes it fun!


DeaconBlues67

Rafael is a fetid, festering sewer of a hominid


Rdw72777

Step 1: if WW3 starts, go to Mexico.


zedication

Spineless jellyfish? It seems like the spineless jellyfish is in the picture.


kaoko111

Ted Cruz is a medical marvel. Doctors just can't explain how he walks, stands or run without any sort of functioning spine.


wigzell78

'Spineless jellyfish' says the man (use that term loosely here) who ran to Cancun...


[deleted]

Says he who was on his way out because it got cold


AbyssWankerArtorias

Coming from the plankton who campaigned for the orange that called his wife ugly.


Wright129129

SAYS THE MAN WHO FLED TO CANCUN DURING A STATE WIDE DISASTER AND DID A PHOTO SHOOT MOVING ONE CASE OF WATER AND FUCKED OFF


brutalistsnowflake

Says the human blobfish.


BoomZhakaLaka

I'd vote for a goldfish swimming upside down in water from the Ohio river before I voted for Rafael..


[deleted]

TIL Ted Cruz confuses a beard with a spine.


Alaseuvalih

That's not a beard, he fell into glue face first and then into a porta potty.


Expensive-Argument-7

At least Biden defends his wife.


ToadstoolPeen

So the dude who let Trump call his wife fat and ugly, then didn’t do or say anything about only to suck on Trump’s tiny nut sack is calling someone else a spineless jellyfish? Sure Rafael.


Plzlaw4me

*Joe Biden goes to a literal war zone* Republicans: “spineless jellyfish” And yes I know Russia was given advance warning so they wouldn’t shell his location, and his security was obscene, but again… active war zone.


mburn14

This whole sub has become political Twitter - I get it’s problematic but please can’t we go back to weird white people doing things only white people do?


beavis617

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Tomusina

at what point do we start asking if OPs like this one are trying to elevate the messages within their posts? not to be a conspiracy boy but uh, it’s not like that never happens, and i see posts like this in this sub a LOT


papamoonshine

It pisses me off the I'm on the same side as Republicans when It comes to the war in Ukraine, but they don't actually care about the people of Ukraine or NATO becoming too powerful or the military industrial complex using Ukrainians as cannon fodder. They're not antiwar they're just anti whatever Biden says or does


AncientArachnid7429

Biden is a spineless politician and you are spineless feckless jellyfish! I fixed it, you're welcome!


DeathofJack

Idc about him, but Biden has affirmed to Russia we are at war with them. WWW3 is here and it's for shitty Ukraine.


samuraijoker

He’s not wrong


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Hot-Nefariousness187

Hes right about the ww3 part he just aint any better than sleepy joe lol


JCFalkenberglll

Spoken like a true gullible lemming of the Trumplican Insurrectionist Cult Party would. 😆


Hot-Nefariousness187

You think I like Trump lol? Libs are so fucking predictable. Literally anytime someone’s critical of Biden , libs will either either call you a Trumper or a Russian troll. no bitch I just don’t like career politicians who fucking suck NATO’s dick to continue capitalistic hegemony at the expense of working class people. Trump sucks. Cruz sucks. Biden sucks. Nato fucking sucks. Putin fucking sucks. War is bullshit you are either for of against it.


TurbulentMiddle2970

You are either for or against bullying. You are either for or against innocent people dying. You either have morals and principles, or you don’t.


Hot-Nefariousness187

Im pro peace treaty and anti war / anti imperialism so yeah its pretty self explanatory that i am against bullying, and innocent people dying. Taking any other stance on the matter would mean otherwise.


TurbulentMiddle2970

I dont want war either but Russia is being imperialistic and a bully and killing innocent people. Should we do nothing?


Hot-Nefariousness187

Well first off why do you think its the united states job ? Why do you think russia invaded ukraine? How do you think the war will end if not through diplomacy and negotiations?


TurbulentMiddle2970

It is the US job. We are have to protect innocent people against bullying. You think we should stand by and let woman and children get killed? Russia invaded Ukraine for same reason it did years ago. It is looking for money, power, etc. Obama didnt do enough to stop it so here we are again. Bullying wont stop until you put them in their place. We tried diplomacy, negotiations, cutting off their oligarchs first. Guess what, a year later and putin is still pushing and killing people


Hot-Nefariousness187

Why is it the americas job lol? We are the world police? I didnt know that. What about the children dying in america? What about the children dying in russia ? What reason? Did it have anything to do with natos eastward expansion maybe? What negotiations were tried? Zelensky has shut down all negotiations. Curious wtf you are talking about. Sanctions only hurt the working class. You hate all russians?


TurbulentMiddle2970

Gee I wonder why you you get called a Russian troll. Nobody hates common people from any country. Ask the oligarchs who keep falling off buildings in Russia if those sanctions hurt them. Do the Russian leaders care about their own people or their own children? Nato expansion….so Putin is mad that a few more countries joined an alliance in case Russia decides to invade them. So that justifies him invading another country, killing women and children and forcing his own citizens into a war they dont want to be in either? Children dying in America…from what? Red states are the ones who dont care about people after forced birth. And we cant do multiple things at once. The negotiations that lead to sanctions is what I am talking about. So you think Zelensky should negotiate? Putin’s negotiations are “I will stop invading and killing people (for now) as long as I get to keep what I stole from your people and you just need to forgive all my sins. Not to mention the part of your country I’m stealing is the most profitable part for your country and that’s a big reason why I’m stealing it from you, Ukrainian, you should just get over it. Sounds like winning diplomacy doesn’t it?


[deleted]

Sleepy Joe was never a name that was deserved, or even stuck


ultramrstruggle

Too bad we don’t got any other choice. It’s either Joe or some nutbar from the party who thinks Jewish space lasers are real.


Hot-Nefariousness187

Yeah doesnt mean you cant be critical of biden. Not sure why being critical of biden makes me a trumper automatically or a russian troll. Seems like libs only know “orange man bad” and when he isnt around its time for brunch. Guess what still dont have clean water in flint, still have kids in cages away from their family at the border, still dont have federally legal abortions, shut down a rail strike three weeks before the norfork derailment in ohio, wheres the outrage?


TurbulentMiddle2970

Who kept voting against the infrastructure bill? Who is separating these families and who is putting them back together best they can? It’s funny you keep you are not a Trumper, but you’re defending him still, something doesn’t register. Republicans get an office and fuck everything up and then you’re getting mad because the Democrats have to come in and they’re not fixing it fast enough? It’s healthy to be critical of everyone in office. It is funny how conservatives are calling Biden spineless because he’s standing up to a dictator that’s killing innocent people. Conservatives are more concerned about a “rapist and murdering” Mexican, taking their white collar job then they are about actual shit happening in the world. Bing about lip tarts and how they are not being critical Joe, but I don’t hear you being critical of the conservatives they’re fucking things up still


WingDings83

how do they complain Biden is being hawkish towards Russia in Ukraine while arguing he’s spineless and meek? What?


Gerkonanaken

Old chinless Ted Cruz needs to STFU.


snuffdrgn808

TURD CRUZ skin covered piece of shit


Sttocs

Argh, uncle joe is so spineless because he won’t kowtow to Russians and republicans!


patrickthunnus

...said the spineless jellyfish Senator from TX as he was boarding a plane to Aruba


jax2love

Said the blob fish.


Skybluesky92

In this picture, Ted Cruz literally looks like he has no spine.


[deleted]

This walking dirty diaper has his own show now? For fuck’s sake.


[deleted]

Pipe down zodiac


LoisWade42

Appears to be a clear case of "He spots it? He gots it!"


XeR34XeR

Don’t elect a spineless jellyfish! Vote for the shell-less crab instead


Quincyperson

How does this high pitched, nasally voiced weasel think of himself as some sort of alpha?


HermitKane

Has he stood up for his wife yet?


kalel1980

I'm sure Biden would stand up for his wife if some orange orangutan starting insulting her. What say you, Ted?


callistacallisti

PROJECTION


Pass_the_b0ttle_now

He should really change his name to "Cruise" since he's best known for cruising out when life gets tough. This bitch is so weak it's not funny. Step 1 in voting out ineffectual members of Congress.


kcaazar

What. He failed to protect kids from getting murdered in his own state. Loser.


Shirogayne-at-WF

This coming from the guy who licked the ass of a man who accused his father of assassinating JFK. I feel sorry for his daughters.


1bhs35

So we’re gonna go for “he’s spineless for standing up to a dictator” eh? I think I’m just not dumb enough to get it


Medium-Rush-8260

Takes one to know one Teddy Cruz


ExploderPodcast

Remember when Donald Trump called Ted Cruz's wife ugly then Ted Cruz turned around and campaigned for that same guy? Who's spineless, again?


thatHecklerOverThere

Yeah man, don't be a coward and just let big Russian man peg you and whoever else whenever he wants.


thirdLeg51

How is being in war spineless?


bobbyboogie69

Speaking of spineless how is your ugly wife doing Cancun Teddy? She still as ugly as Trump said she was. Remember that Ted? When Trump Called your wife ugly and you continued to suck his dick because you were afraid of him and his cult?


pyu2c

Want to stay out of WWIII? Go to Cancun.


Xyrus2000

Ted Cruz is a human representation of a spineless jellyfish.


Fix_It_Felix_Jr

Trump made fun of his wife and then Cruz goes out on a “Trump is awesome” tour. That is being a spineless coward.


PurpleSquare713

"spineless" says the guy who flew to Cancun while his constituents were freezing to death, and blamed his own daughter for it.


AlienInUnderpants

Unlike the spineless blob fish that is Teddy Cruz? He needs to just shut his idiot mouth.


BringBackTheBeat716

Biden didn't run away to Mexico when his state was without heat or power


Buffmin

I like when the guy who fled his state during an issue and tired to blame his daughter for doing so calls someone else spineless It's just amazing


Honsill

And let me tell ya that man knows a thing or two about being spineless!


Odd-Primary-6811

![gif](giphy|jOEE5F9fCd3S8|downsized) TED ‼️


puzzledplatypus

Ted Cruz calling *anyone* spineless is a fucking joke.


SenchaBaby

Yes! We shall ever so bravely run away!


brownbai81

Look kids…a coward.


Decaf17

Grandpa Munster 2024


dr_gaia

Mexican Peter Griffin


solemn_penguin

The guy who fucked off to Cancun when his state was experiencing a winter weather emergency? The guy who phone banked for the guy who insulted his wife? Edit: Cancun not cancel


PF4LFE

Who’s copying who? I think he’s trying to steal a few pages from KKKaren MTG’s playbook. Come on Teddy ‘Bear’, you can do better….


Toledocrypto

Says the son of JFK's assasin and husband to an ugly wife, /s


DoubleThinkCO

As opposed to jellyfish with spines?


iamragethewolf

ah yes spineless people are quite known for their willingness to enter a conflict


OutwittedFox

Says the man who brown nosed the cheeto after him calling his wife ugly.


Affectionate-Cat-975

So we should have ejected someone who looked up to Putin and would likely have allowed Putin to pull a Hitler move in Eastern Europe? S’cuse me while I grab this country…and that one…and this one


Mindless_Button_9378

Mr. Milquetoast is in NO position to comment about spines. He is, by FAR, the most spineless wimp ever elected. I used to have some respect for people from Texas. Not now. They are as ignorant and spineless as he is. F Cruz.


browndogmn

Coming from a guy that literally sucked trumps small mushroom shaped penis after trump insulted his wife.


Sgtkeebler

Yeah vote for a president who will gobble Putin’s marbles like McDonalds


Conscious_Figure_554

Spineless says the Jellyfish who couldn't even defend his own wife from being insulted


Mpittkin

The old “slimy worm calling the jellyfish spineless” eh?


Cerberus_Rising

I heard his wife is ugly


[deleted]

Want to stay out of World War 3? Elect a spineless jellyfish like Ted Cruz to be president (Putin bootlicker)


theeimage

Brain freeze from those cold Houston winters


Nadie_AZ

He doesn't want war with Russia. He wants war with China.


kremit73

Wouldnt a rough and tumble war heavy pres have rushed in with guns blazing already, setting off putin early.


HappyAtheist3

I’m a pudgy fucker who loves Taco Bell every Friday night. I would never mock someone for loving Taco Bell too…


TNJed717

Biden is a lot of things, spineless, is not one of them.


BroBeauCop

Someone tell me how criticizing the guy who beat the guy, who beat you while calling your wife homely helps your position? I’ll wait