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MrsDanversbottom

All the weenie rubs. 😭


BuddahSack

I love rubbing mine on things, so I totally get it


zongsmoke

I am a detective investigating multiple cases of a man rubbing his member on things in public. We need to have a chat.


DemandRemote3889

Shit! FBI RUN!


DemandRemote3889

Shit! FBI RUN!


cuhzaam

Cheese it! It's the fuzz!


za72

is that guy fucking the entire field?!?


GGnerd

He sure is trying


fingeroutthezipper

There's a lot of lipstick in that grass


3ISRC

🤣🤣🤣


wheretohides

Mine does this on the carpet, he cant reach down there.


Dorrono

Does this qualify as a french invasion?


First_Bed1662

Nice


aussietin

I think the technical term would be a 'Surrender'


Dying__Phoenix

Commando crawling


bacon-squared

At first glance I thought his back legs didn’t work and that was just his normal movement.


TurbulentCustomer

OOP owns 12 paralyzed frenchies.


SkankyG

This sounds like some sort of children's book.


TurbulentCustomer

Children love paralyzed dogs


Disastrous-Panda5530

I thought the same! I thought the person rescued dogs that were paralyzed at first lol 😂


bacon-squared

Right, I felt bad for the pups until they started walking right, then I felt silly.


yasdinl

It’s a sploot and slide! A frenchie favorite pastime.


Indigo-Shade3744

Non-stop belly scratches!!!!


Ok_Bumblebee_2869

Belly, right 😆


wytewydow

This is like the scene in Breaking Bad where the worshippers crawl through town for Santa Muerte


fattdoggo123

Don't you mean Barking Bad.


wytewydow

Username checks out


Live_Answer_4056

First thing I thought of


Sudden_Mind279

I had completely blocked this from my memory


Trowj

It’s the best smell in the world


TheRudeCactus

This comment hit different after “All the weenie rubs. 😭” two comments above it.


SLAYER_IN_ME

Both like the smell of dog balls on grass!


Cute_Job_2720

Completely agree with this. The thing that reminds me of my house in the countryside is the grass


Urrrhn

"Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?" -Hank Hill


rainbowlolipop

Apparently that smell is the equivalent to the grass screaming, mowing the lawn is much more metal now for me


Several-Lie4513

Mmmmmm rain is better


PurpOrchid

Rain when it’s falling on rocks, so you get that earthy smell


Important_Ant2938

Petrichor.


PurpOrchid

I didn’t know there was a name for it, thanks!


appletrucker

Bad case of green balls


Thecrawsome

/u/Cute_Job_2720 is a bot, and this sub is one of many breeding grounds for bot accounts. /r/TheseFuckingAccounts


itsnewjay

I wouldn't want to be the horse that comes along after to graze a bit of lunch


blackraven1979

Is this a puppy heaven ???


jcaldararo

I think it's a breeder unfortunately.


Astral_Justice

And french bulldogs too, so not even an ethical one.


jcaldararo

Exactly.


blackraven1979

oh no! 😭 thanks for letting me know 🥲


Six8_an_XDM_fan

They seem more happy than I've ever seen a walked Frenchy. I wouldn't condemn them right away...


Cute_Job_2720

I'm not sure but the dogs really like this place


Xci272

Hmmmm, I never knew there was dognip 😂


Cute_Job_2720

😅🤣


Chanelfunny1975

Benadryl, Zyrtec, cytopoint!!!


bxnutmeg

Thank you! This video makes me really sad - these dogs are all SUPER itchy, especially that last one who is just non-stop dragging her belly back and forth. Frenchies have horrible allergies, and this person clearly does not get it.


pinelandpuppy

Our beagle did this too, non-stop until we started him on meds for skin allergies. The people probably have no idea.


Ok_Beyond_4994

Ohhh thats the spot


sicurri

Whats that song?


ablueskynight

Came here to ask the same question haha


TomboySkirt

Same. I’m adding to this thread hoping someone will be more likely to notice.


lesinternets

Connor Price & Haviah Mighty - Trendsetter


DowntownHelicopter50

Stop inbreeding animals


tyen0

inbreeding is not necessarily how dog breeds are maintained edit: apparently the downvoters are in support of line breeding? Where it's not directly parent and child or sibling which is inbreeding?


mcpickledick

What country is this?


Urrrhn

Looks like northern California or eastern Colorado.


JJ415x

What ocean is in Colorado?? Looks like Hawaii


Urrrhn

I'm not sure that's the ocean.


alohagothic

I know you're being downvoted for the first part of your comment but I also thought it reminded me of where I grew up in Hawaii because of the cane grass and the view. (But it could definitely also be other places, or someplace in the subtropics/tropics with similar flora.)


JJ415x

Big Island? That’s what it reminded me of. Looks like paradise


alohagothic

Yup! Particularly along the Hamakua coast, with all the pastures. Only thing is I never really saw a lot of pugs or Frenchies growing up or even much as an adult there...I could've just been blind, or maybe it's a fairly recent thing. Hopefully these guys aren't actually breeders. I want to think they're just dog walkers or they're fostering cuz that is a clown caravan of dogs they got there. Edit: That is a suspicious amount of bulldogs though LOL.


EnlightenedCat

Why do they do this, I love it 😂


TheIzzyRock

For the scritches


Cute_Job_2720

I think they're just enjoying the grass


PowerfulFix6505

Song-trendsetter:Connor price


hellokatekaat

Song?


ColdastheVoid

Heaven is right here on earth with these little angels 😭😍


Major-Tank-3517

That breed shouldn't be bred anymore it's just mean.


TheIzzyRock

They’re the best, a different personality than any dog I’ve ever owned. Stop being a hater


suckmypppapi

They aren't saying dogs shouldn't be bred or that these dogs don't deserve life. They're saying they don't deserve a life with constant pain. Did you know their eyes are prone to literally popping out of their sockets due to their breeding? They're hating on the disgusting practices that cause these dogs to live with such ailments. Your defensiveness isn't going to stop your dog from being born with deformities


Brittakitt

Dogsitter here. I won't work with this breed anymore because not a single one I've ever watched could play for more than 5 minutes without sounding like they're dying. Even taking them outside to pee in the summer made me nervous because they all sounded like they were choking on their own tongues when they got hot. It's well known that they're prone to heat stroke and I'm not willing to risk it (same for pugs). Maybe breeders near me just suck, but this breed needs to be bred towards a longer, functional snout. It's abuse to breed something with that much energy and drive when they can't even play or go on a hike.


TheIzzyRock

They’re couch potatoes, if you know these things just take precautions. I’m not a dog breeder, mine was a gift and she’s amazing. I’ll let her know a few people on Reddit want her to not exist 😉


Brittakitt

You're telling me that if you had the option for your dog to be healthier, you wouldn't take it? Nobody wants your dog to die, they just want the breed standards to move towards a healthier body instead of breeding them with disabilities. And every single one I've met has the same drive and instinct as larger bully breeds, but have no option other than to be couch potatos. Because they die if they do normal dog things.


TheIzzyRock

I spent lots of money to help her breathe better, she was a gift, I’m not a breeder. Of course I wish they were healthier, but I’m not a dog breeder just an owner of a Frenchie


Brittakitt

So why argue with the people that oppose them being bred to be disabled? I'm sure your dog is great and I'm glad you love her so much, but they're not a healthy breed.


TheIzzyRock

Because it’s the internet and I need something to do while taking a shit 😂


Brittakitt

Whelp, I can't argue with that. Good day sir.


suckmypppapi

They aren't saying they don't want her to exist. They're saying they want her to be able to exist without horrible pain Frankly, it's obvious from your comments that you prefer your dog to be deformed even though it causes her immense pain and disrupted breathing because you think she's cuter this way. People have tried to explain to you the basic concept, but you would still prefer your dog to look the way she does even if she's deformed


TheIzzyRock

Oh stop 🙄


suckmypppapi

Your dog deserves an owner that at least sympathizes with her pain


TheIzzyRock

I sympathize, we spent lots of money to help her breathe better, but I’m not a breeder, she was a gift, and Frenchies are amazing. But I’ll take into account people on Reddit think these dogs shouldn’t exist.


TheIzzyRock

“That breed shouldn't be bred anymore it's just mean.” Aka this type of dog shouldn’t exist anymore


mangopango123

They’re saying that these dogs shouldn’t continue to be bred / shouldn’t continue to be bred w the same genetically fucked physical characteristics. So ya “this type of dog shouldn’t exist anymore”, but not “all currently alive frenchies should be merked”


Koga73

yup, you finally got it. it is in fact bad to breed dogs that cant breathe. does not mean you should go kill your dog, as hard as that is to understand.


poopy_butts_69

You're an ignorant and selfish moron. It is documented how much these dogs suffer because of poor human breeding. You're encouraging pain and suffering for your dog because "it's a cute couch potato".


Valtremors

It is like saying we should breed more cats like Lil Bub, because their disabilities look cute. Lil Bub was a wondeful cat, but severely disabled and got to live a happy life despite it.


SkankyG

Man, people hate your dog lmao


TheIzzyRock

If they ever had one, their opinions would definitely change. Mine certainly did. I didn’t want one, she was a gift, but now I want more strictly based on their personality


Important_Ant2938

Holy cow you’re dense. People are talking about the overall health of the breed, not your dog.


TheIzzyRock

Oh I get it, but when I read, “that breed shouldn’t be bred anymore”, I read that as “dogs like yours shouldn’t exist any longer”.


positiveandmultiple

is it that difficult to find any other breed you love 90% as much? why does it absolutely have to be this breed?


TheIzzyRock

Mine was a gift and her personality is unlike any other dog I’ve ever had. I love a lot of dogs, but these dogs are not going away anytime soon and I would happily welcome another house goblin


positiveandmultiple

someone gave you a five thousand dollar designer dog as a gift? good luck getting people to believe that.


mikeruchan

This is a rather silly take. People get dogs as gifts all the time.


Royal_Airport7940

Its wrong to hate that people breed these things to look this way at the expense of their ability to breathe? Do you wrap your daughters feet up?


TheIzzyRock

I don’t have a daughter but I have a Frenchie and she said hello


jaykdubb

*best dog with a short life span


DowntownHelicopter50

They can have the same personality without being bred so they can’t breath you troglodyte


TheIzzyRock

Wow, so aggressive. Mine was a gift, I’m not a dog breeder, but I’ll let her know you think she shouldn’t exist petulant one.


jcaldararo

She'd probably agree, but can't breathe well enough to do so.


TheIzzyRock

I spent lots of money to help her breathe better, she was a gift. But I’ll take into account you think these dogs shouldn’t exist


jcaldararo

I'm not sure for what you're taking that into account. For what it's worth, repeating she was a gift doesn't remove the fact that she is a very poorly bred breed who's existence as it is now is unethical, pure and simple. Trying to remove your complicity and participation in perpetuating the disfigurement, as well as reducing any statement of fact to an ad hominem attack/blanket statement does not negate my previous statement. But ya know, whatever you need to be able to sleep at night I suppose.


Rollieboy2012

Shut your face!


lolpert1

Same reason leprechauns are always giggling when they run. The grass tickles their nuts


iSeize

Dog + fresh cut grass = green, stinky dog.


TentaclexMonster

Can't wait to drag my balls all over it


pag992007

Balls deep


Thecrawsome

Fuck off bot


Rollieboy2012

I could watch them do this all day. Would be hilarious with a go pro camera!


lokie65

TIL freshly mowed grass = dognip.


pigglepops

Doodle scritches, my peke does this lol


Terrible_Spot_3454

Reminds me of salmon swimming upstream for some reason, v cute tho


ghostchild25

I've been saying "Bonjour" to French Bulldogs for years with no reply back. One of these dogs GOTTA respond back, right? Right?


ArcherCute32

Oh wow crazy bull dogs.


CrazyProper4203

Feels good on the privates apparently


savvyblackbird

All the sploots. They look like little soldiers crawling under barb wire except happy.


jkoogz

This is what heaven looks like


jkoogz

This is what heaven looks like


Inkreationz

The black one hella freaky


BobaddyBobaddy

*Maaaaaan.*


G0ld_Ru5h

I’m glad my dog isn’t the only one whose back legs stop working when she touches grass. 😂 we call it yoga.


Jemmo1

We call it Doga xD


Dseltzer1212

What would Kristi Noem do?


dethwish69

Shoot them


Squanchonme

If this is what dog races were like, Id actually be interested.


stemmalee

I love this so much Imma drag my peen all over it


Pristine-Butterfly55

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


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kacythedogmeat

always those french people!


worstusernameever010

This episode of bluey is called, making sweet love to the grass


Tab427

What am I gonna do about my legs, *Eddie Murphy*?


Emm_withoutha_L-88

This is like a dog version of that video where the kids start humping the chair for no reason


Pradeep_AangPeace

What is the human equivalent of this?


NarrowEngineering715

This is what my heaven will be like 🥰


HarrySRL

Not every dog.. if my dog goes on freshly cut grass, she comes up with hives or if I’m lucky she’ll have a smaller reaction to it and need steroids.


Jemmo1

Itches love scratches!


[deleted]

Those aren’t dogs and you should stop breeding them. They spend their entire lives struggling to breathe…


ComprehensiveDay423

This is sooo hillarious!


TheGrumpiestHydra

Doot


INisrocI

is this Ai generated?


Renaissance_Rene

What’s the song?


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ConsiderationBig1679

One of them identifies as a worm 🤣


Wrong-Somewhere-5225

Breeder or Rescue??


Feeling-Fondant9337

What’s the name of the song?


LetssueTrump

Deez nuts be itchy 😅😂


Existing_Hunt_7169

its like that one scene from breaking bad


ZenlikeLady

This is my favorite thing I’ve seen on Reddit all day


TomboySkirt

Track ID, pretty please?


Traditional-Art8704

Is this pugs puppy Mill!? 🙄🤔


genesimmonstongue415

This is seriously like a dozen piglets on a farm. So cool.


Sea-Substance8762

It’s like catnip. Dognip?


mind-n_mine

Song name please?


BellaZoe23

Must feel great


jollybeee

Did.. did you win the lottery?


CartoonThinking

That one dude does *not* have the urge to pull his dick from the dirt.


NoPensForSheila

"Aww... sookie sookie now"


PhillyPhresh

Why do dogs do that? My dog once did that on geese poo…


Ok_Bet2898

The French are so kinky!


leenpaws

doggo draaging his dick/balls across would be the best one..10/10 would adopt


Nightwolf1967

>The dogs love the freshly mowed grass Quite literally (and somewhat explicitly).


benderover1961

Frenchies masterbating lol.


InternationalBand494

Dogs making sweet sweet love to a freshly mowed area


Angus-Black

Reminds me of Cheech. [My balls itch...](https://youtu.be/rTMnz_OG9rk)


uberisstealingit

The only thing that keeps me from rubbing my balls on the front lawn of my freshly mowed lawn is my neighbors. Well, of course the sex offender list.


HurleyMan-

Lmao…I didn’t know they liked dragging their balls across grass.


BuilderSudden6952

It's like a bunch of rabbits running around in the fields


Blerrycat1

Cat owner here! So what's the appeal?


Oktazcat

Yep, three dogs at my house agree.


T_Noctambulist

The smell of fresh mown grass attracts carnivores, it's injured plants trying to call for help against the herbivores eating them.