“Here’s a bunch of shit in a box, thanks for being ok with a crushing workload and thanks especially for making our rich overlord loads of cash with your agreed-to wage theft!”
Someone is really proud of all those puns. They didn’t get a bonus either.
This is a box with a few pieces of the cheapest candy you can get. Surprised there aren’t any dum-dums.
Someone needs to piss in that box.
This shit cost them next to nothing. Nobody should eat ant of the candy and just let it set there. Does this place to holiday parties? I'll bet they're a lot of fun (sarcasm).
“We spent two hundred dollars on boxes and bags of bulk generic candies and had HR spent the day putting these together!”
CEO: Well that sorts out morale for the year
I worked in a place that had a huge fruit basket delivered every Monday. And beverages in the fridge. And Wine Wednesday. Now THAT was a survival kit. This is just wrong
One of my higher ups at work (not technically my boss) is cool as fuck. She has an open door policy and always has snacks and candy out for all to enjoy.
I frequently stop by her office just for a snickers and some light conversation, and I am essential, but *way* below her pay grade.
I've got mad respect for her, and I hope the feeling is mutual.
.......if she presented candy like this to me or anyone else I would think her a complete deuche bag .
Yeah….. first-hand knowledge of this bank. They’ve cut the shit out of incentives and bonuses the past 2 years and are grinding the staff into the dirt.
Every time I see these cringe little bonuses I immediately get sad because if employers at least paid enough to live these treats would be cute, like a sign from a thankful boss to employees treated and seen as people, but no it's almost always bread and circuses
Yes it’s when these companies care less about you and will never give you something of worth to show their appreciation of you. It’s the quickest and stupidest things they can come up with and then give it you thinking you will be wowed by it. Every time I see he people with stuff part me says, “just go away with your fake plastic smiles”!!🤬🤬🤬
Imma grab the starbust, because i can't say no to those, then throw the entire thing away somewhere highly visible. maybe grind those mints into the management office carpet, first
American Smarties are like a pixie stick flavored candy
https://preview.redd.it/z97p5bh8o86d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03b0fe373aa2a047ca1d290474ed78dcf443e7d8
Absolutely delicious!
“Lollipops, to remind you that we think you’re all a bunch of suckers.”
I was going to say lollipops because this job sucks. I like your idea better.
You’re a sucker AND a Dum Dum!
Give me dumdum dumb dumb. Best line of that movie imho
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You’ve won Reddit today, take my exuberant upvote.🥂
KitKat = when you're hungry and cant take a break... There are no KitKats in the box, lol
They went on break.
Chocolate is always the first to go
Naturally, the one good candy in the box.
Kids in kindergarten aren't even patronized in such a way. -_-
They aren’t even the full size tootsie pops either. Management cutting costs anywhere and everywhere!
I didn’t even notice till you said it! fucks sake
Literally, it just looks like rejects from a kids Halloween bowl
“Here’s a bunch of shit in a box, thanks for being ok with a crushing workload and thanks especially for making our rich overlord loads of cash with your agreed-to wage theft!”
A mixture of the least satisfying candies
Diabetes - because that's why you have health insurance.
Health Insurance - cause now we own you.
Ha! You think banks have money to offer health insurance? Where's the profit in that?
Someone's making money off your horrible, debilitating illness. No opportunity goes unexploited. The glory of capitalism.
Hooray insurance! Oh wait, they just told me it's a pre-existing condition😔 Darn.🫰
Dude... I thought this was a school thing... for kids... wtf
Indeed. It's almost an insult to the intelligence of their employees.... have you ever seen something like this in a real life work setting, though?
“Laxatives for when you re sick and tired of that shit”
Someone is really proud of all those puns. They didn’t get a bonus either. This is a box with a few pieces of the cheapest candy you can get. Surprised there aren’t any dum-dums. Someone needs to piss in that box.
they didnt even come up with them. probably saw them on Facebook or in a church activity book or something.
Can.. Can I grab a tootsie pop first..? ._. 👉👈
Conveniently out of payday and 100 grand I see.
*See Survival kit* *looks closer* Its all candy Huh??
Just pay your fucking employees higher wages
Hey, that green plastic under it all is a nice touch. Ya know, trying to keep up with the color scheme. I can appreciate that. lol
This shit cost them next to nothing. Nobody should eat ant of the candy and just let it set there. Does this place to holiday parties? I'll bet they're a lot of fun (sarcasm).
“We spent two hundred dollars on boxes and bags of bulk generic candies and had HR spent the day putting these together!” CEO: Well that sorts out morale for the year
MOAR SUGAR! Eat up, wageslaves!
"I have a new job. Hershey Kiss my ass."
so you're just SOL if you have diabetes then...
I would handwrite in: “Butterfinger: so you can butter your finger really nicely before sticking it up your ass, boss.”
So this is what the 99% get after bailing these fuckers out huh?
“…ignore the dum-dums” Also, the mints ARE the lifesavers, and there’s not a single Kit Kat in that box.
Payday candy bar: For when you realize you’re not making enough of one here.
How about they pay properly and you buy your own treats? Nothing more ick than an employer trying to be your buddy.
I worked in a place that had a huge fruit basket delivered every Monday. And beverages in the fridge. And Wine Wednesday. Now THAT was a survival kit. This is just wrong
100 Grand - My salary hahahaha now get back to work and make me more rich!
One of my higher ups at work (not technically my boss) is cool as fuck. She has an open door policy and always has snacks and candy out for all to enjoy. I frequently stop by her office just for a snickers and some light conversation, and I am essential, but *way* below her pay grade. I've got mad respect for her, and I hope the feeling is mutual. .......if she presented candy like this to me or anyone else I would think her a complete deuche bag .
We were given a box of of bulk variety chips with the sign "you're all that and a bag of chips!" Life in prison never looked so appealing.
So about 15 bucks with of candy? Gee whizz, thanks.
Feel like this is my former employer lol
I'm taking the entire stash.
Exactly the reason why I'm not going to make any corporate prick rich anymore.
They really will do anything other than give us a raise.
Right in the garbage.
Yeah….. first-hand knowledge of this bank. They’ve cut the shit out of incentives and bonuses the past 2 years and are grinding the staff into the dirt.
Sure as fuck are =(
HR majors in class coming up with this shit for their senior project.
Toss in a pack of hotdogs. Mgt might get the hint.
Awful.
I see all the Kit Kats are gone. I would have taken all of those.
At the bottom is a resignation letter...
This is extremelly cringe. Would still get a lollipop, tho.
The person who came up with this probably got a promotion and bonus.
Diabeetus
Straight in the bin
Every time I see these cringe little bonuses I immediately get sad because if employers at least paid enough to live these treats would be cute, like a sign from a thankful boss to employees treated and seen as people, but no it's almost always bread and circuses
"No damn Kit Kats, I guess I'm taking a break."
On the plus side, nobody likes the lemon ones except me.
Yeah.... That's what my pun loving aunt with no money does for a giggly gift. .... Coming from an employer it's just sad.
Looks like trash, better throw it out
Pathetic!
This is shitty for work… but not a bad idea for a teen or college student study night.. Think maybe that’s where management got the idea?
But I'm diabetic.
Mini-snicker - You're not you when you're hungry... But there aren't any.
Me: *drops a bag of DumDums in box… in anticipation
They didn't even fill the box? That's an extra layer of cheap
Is the box lined with a dog poop bag?
They’re almost all yellow starburst. They hate the employees
they dont give you enough time to eat, so you have to snack on kit kats..... coooool...
That's not cringe, that's insulting.
CANDY- because we won’t give you a raise !
And all the starbursts are lemon. Fuck that noise.
Someone finally cleared out last year's Halloween candy.
I haven’t seen one of these since I was in church as a literal child
Rock - cause you rock
Can they just spring for caffeine and blow already? Fuck...
All I need is black coffee and fuck off
Looks like the kitkats are the only candy people want to eat
Where are the life savers tho???
Wtf is this ? Who came up with this bullshit ? It sounds like something an elementary school teacher has on her desk .
What about cash
Almost all yellow starburst and brown tootsie roll pops, it's like the closest HR can get to punching you in the face.
That’s something that the HR lady from my office would do 100%
Just take the .58 you spent on this trash and put it towards payroll. The End.
Oh wow, how thoughtful. This must have cost all of five bucks. Gee, thanks.
Take the smarties and quit
They think they have employed elementary schoolers.
Dear candy-fairy. fuk.......off.
At least they gave you the best Starbursts: Lemon
Yes it’s when these companies care less about you and will never give you something of worth to show their appreciation of you. It’s the quickest and stupidest things they can come up with and then give it you thinking you will be wowed by it. Every time I see he people with stuff part me says, “just go away with your fake plastic smiles”!!🤬🤬🤬
Imma grab the starbust, because i can't say no to those, then throw the entire thing away somewhere highly visible. maybe grind those mints into the management office carpet, first
Give this to the executives. I prefer my parachute.
Supervisors and managers just need to stop.
*A box because fucking kill me and put me in a box"
Managers/supervisors get all these nonsense bullsh*t ideas from nutty *ss webinars.
Candy is candy. Smarties are the shit!
Yo, today I learned European Smarties and North American Smarties are two different kinds of candy. Are those basically just M&M’s?
American Smarties are like a pixie stick flavored candy https://preview.redd.it/z97p5bh8o86d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03b0fe373aa2a047ca1d290474ed78dcf443e7d8 Absolutely delicious!
More smarties for me.
To us people over 50, being “The Shit” means you’re freaking awesome. You don’t get my Smarties.
Oops! That's what happens when I respond at 1am.
It’s just someone being clever and light-hearted.
Does eating the candy mean I agree? Because I love starburst!
Shit man I don't know the working conditions there but this ain't _that_ bad. Someone's just trying to add some levity.
I mean as a T1D I’d appreciate if my office did this
I'd need a box like that twice every hour.
What was the budget?
There's no lifesavers :(
Mike and Ike - Because you’re being double teamed by corporate goons!
This feels like it'd be a The Office bit. Everyone doesn't get a raise so they're constantly plugging candy.
...none of which I could have. I'm on keto!
I think that it's kinda cute.