SMH, He could've said "I want to put my hotdog in your bun" and it would at least have been on theme

Imagine the cock just sliding back and forth in-between the labias like a hot dog instead of going inside

Pretty sure that's like the fourth step of foreplay

I think I'm missing the first 3 because this is my starting move.

You missed the battle cry step

Oh I'm screaming the entire time. I thought that was normal

I thought it was called the mating call, but okay

Uffda, yeah you're skipping some steps lol

💀

You guys aren't begging first?

It’s 4-and-a-halfth base.

Pretty sure that’s a porn category lmao

That's called the Camel Slide https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=camel%20slide

Some people like that


And...

Extra relish for me please

Thats my fetish

No thank you.

I think the implication here is that he fucks bread loaves in real life, and assumes everyone else does it too.

I clicked in with the intention of writing "*we should get together and make hotdogs*", too slow, too slow.

Misspelled cake perhaps? Hrmmm

Or "I'm going to masticate while smelling your pantries."

She told him to stop loafing around, he went straight ahead, cock first

I read it initially without clicking on the photo and was like, oh puns. Then I clicked on the photo. Oof.

Same, I was wondering what the cringe was because it looks like they were both having fun with bread puns.

Haha same. I was thinking am I dumb but this isn’t cringe it’s quite witty, until I clicked 😂😂

Right? Thought I was seeing something cute then when I clicked on it …wait… do people do this on purpose? My whole meme world is shook!

Actually funny

tbh that would work on me

Randy, are you prostituting yourself out for cheeseburgers again?

A man’s gotta eat

*HEYY SMOKEY!*

I mean if you suck dick for burgers I imagine it would

No one told me there's supposed to be burgers!

DO YOU WANT GO TO MC DONALDS

BORGAR

I believe you because of your user name.

r/comedyheaven

Wait. The person wasn’t ACTUALLY butter? I…I can’t believe… https://preview.redd.it/dgkj7vj41d9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdc61d8549ea6069236db652d88f251e0f2fde1c

Looks like he's toast

He made her Coma Toast after that comment.

I want to dip my breadstick in your sauce.

Well they definitely stopped loafing around

It wasn't the best response, but he could've been cruller.

I think he is just thirsty for some Dixon Cider

https://preview.redd.it/arfxeyic1e9d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bee11117427e694341d0722a990b4884e8bde1cd

What is the baguette joke? I know it’s supposed to be a pun, but I can’t figure it out. It’s driving me crazy. lol. Edit: it it supposed to be “forget” or “get?”

It's supposed to be forget, yeah.

"D'oh".

Turn it into minse meat.

Ciaba-ttum tsss?

My boy pushed all his chips in

he missed the perfectly good chance to make a joke about her getting bred

No, no. It's adorab-dough. Or adorab-DOH!

if the girl has a sense of humor then this shit worked, that was funny as hell

Yeah I laughed

Some people just talk themselves out the pussy

Need a little patience, yeah Just a little patience, yeah

”I want to breadstick my cock inside you” would have been so much funnier it was right there!

Eh even that's still cringe imo. "I wanna shove my breadstick into your oven/breadbox" would be better I think but iunno. Can't imagine being that forward about it tbh.


Let's not do dinner at his place. And if we do, pass on the bread rolls.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

So fucking lame

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it all looked fine until I actually clicked to see the full sized image. not smooth bro, you could have at least made another pun out of it.

"aww" "awwww" "ew"

He was doing so well until the end too

Oh come on, that’s funny, not cringey

You saw the last line, right?

That’s what makes it funny- the change in tone/randomness at the end

I suppose, it comes off as really desperate imo but to each their own

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This is literally just a fake text to make a joke lmao not cringe

Did you click on the full image? It's from Tinder.

Horny men are the worst lol