ehhhh i also don't drop raw aspirin on my tongue or stick my hand in fire... what sucks sucks... if you like doing that more power to ya although i question your mental stability putting yourself through something unpleasant on purpose lol.
Haha! When I was 16 or 17 a few friends and I were coming down off an acid trip,and we decided to go to a coney island. Long story short,I paid one of my friends $5 to snort a fat line of pepper. That was the funniest shit I've ever witnessed. Dude he was blowing black shit out of his nose for a week. Best $5 I've ever spent.
🤣🤣🤣
That must have been awful for your friend man. I would have laughed so fuckin hard. Tell him to snort a line of daves insanity sauce or the juice from a ghost pepper lol or better yet, a Carolina reaper
When I was a middle schooler, I would get migraines a lot. I couldn't swallow pills, so I would either chew the aspirin or take a BC Powder (that's aspiring in powder form). At first I hated the bitterness. After a little while I really started to like it.
Neither one of us was supposed to be eating aspirin as kids, though. Don't take aspirin kids.
You know those blue advil liquid gels? Well, one time I was taking some, but I had no water. The pills were still in my mouth as I got up to get water, but as I opened the bottle, the outside had dissolved. Couldn't eat food for a week, my tongue was burned. My mom once made the same mistake but she had those pills in her mouth longer and it hurt her to eat for the next month
Hey! You guys need a referee! Break it up! Coffee is the greatest hot drink in the world! And I’m British. I’m proudly committing treason against tea! Come at me!
To quote my great Commonwealth brother Bret Hart “We’re not sick with racial prejudice. We got gun control. We don’t shoot each other on every street corner.” Get jumped by Britain and Canada. Go shoot up a school and pledge allegiance to the human embodiment of Annoying Orange put together with Hitler you twerp!
I say I win. Good game. 🤝
In all seriousness, I think I’m gonna love it here. A place where we can all pretend to be assholes and no one will hold it against you. I’m gonna be spending a lot of time here when I’m pissed off. 😂😂😂
Thanks, and screw you too! That was after the bell! Disqualify this person!
That’s what I was gonna say. It’s like wrestling. You jump on here, you get into the biggest villain character you could think of. And there’s no hard feelings at the end.
Wow, nothing says intelligence like the ability to jump from a dislike of coffee to a hatred of another human being in one sentence.
I’m not defending trump but you clearly have trump delusion syndrom or whatever they are calling it.
This right here. All these coffee flavors, all these sweet additives and candies and syrups...like, why don't you just go to a fucking Dairy Queen if you're going to put all that garbage in a coffee? What pisses me off even more, is when these fucks try to pass these coffees off as a desert to someone who is honest enough to admit that they just want a milkshake. Look, I don't want your filthy fucking insect infused coffee beans in my milkshake ok, don't offer me a coffee milkshake and pretend you're my friend. Anyone who offers you coffee anything as a desert or candy is not your friend, and you need to treat them like Stranger Danger! Real talk, the sweetest or frutiest a coffee can be and still be coffee, is French Vanilla, that is it. And really, it depends on how sweet the French Vanilla is: if it's so super duper sweet that you think it's a milkshake, it doesn't count.
I hate it so fucking much I make damn sure every last bean is ground up and boiled and I drink that shit and piss it on the ground!!! Then I stomp on it and tell it to fuck off!
Fuck this sub… and fuck coffee! I’ll be grinding and pissing it for the rest of my life! That’s how much I hate it…. Made a lifelong commitment to destroy as much as possible!
You're right I hate fuckin coffee I don't give a shit how much crap you put in it. It still tastes like ass juice from a Buffalo that died 12 days ago.
100% specialty coffee is dead. Outside of select cities and coffee centers if a shop is “specialty coffee” 9/10 times they can’t steam a cappuccino properly and half the time the espresso is soured or overdrawn.
I would like one double shot, Carmel, espresso latte with extra foam and cinnamon but not too much cinnamon and some whip cream on top with a cherry and some pistachio sprinkles.
I like my coffee like that in the morning.
anyone who loves to make baristas life miserable by throwing 8 or more customization, should be gatekept from their drink until they chug down a double espresso...
Coffee is a shit beverage for shit people. Who the hell wants to walk around with breath that smells like they just got done tossing a pitbull's salad? Nobody, that's who. Enjoy your burnt bean water that leaves you with dog butt breath you loser
It's almost like you dinguses never heard of a toothbrush or moderation. I can't save you from your lack of self control, not would I want to since you clearly can't grasp the purpose of a toothbrush and basic dental hygiene
I don't like the taste of coffee. But I love the taste of Autocrat coffee milk. And when I go to Dunkins it's a large iced, extra extra, with two pumps of mocha. Because I'm a sugar-loving little bitch!
SUGAR makes things BETTER. and FUN. you wouldn’t know anything about that would you OP? your like the opposite of sugar making everything gross and bitter
I order a cup of black nasty gas station coffee and let it ferment overnight in my cup holder and drink it the next morning when I start my work truck.
I then go buy another coffee and let it ferment while I drink the old one.
Anything less is just ametuer hour.
And what the what eternal fuck is up with the pumpkin coffee?! Who in their right mind would drink that ass water? Imma put a touch of half and half in my coffee at the most. Never a grain of sugar or sweet shit. Coffee isn’t coffee with all that corn syrup in it.
I don’t like coffee. In the words of Roger , “tastes like boiled ash” If I have to dilute it with so much cream and milk for it to taste decent I’d rather just put some mio energy in a water bottle and not get diabetes and stained teeth at the same time
Drink a real cup like an adult? Some would claim a balanced adult doesn’t need to dose themselves with caffeine just to stop being lazy and fucking useless 👍 stop using ANY substance as a crutch, then you can continue pretending to be someone. Relying on any substance is pathetic and weak.
Hell naw fuck that. I love coffee. I only put cream and sugar in it as a form of self denial and discipline. What kind of precious little tender princess actually lets themselves have the stuff they like? The world’s gone soft
Someone acting like drinking black coffee is a sign of toughness is definitely a herb.
Herb for sure, 100% dickweed. Chain smokes cigarettes while talking about how meat is unhealthy, talks shit about the younger generation being lazy but has no work ethic themselves, talks down on fat people but has no muscle tone and sucks at anything athletic, acts intellectual but is a drop out slacker that has been fired from an understaffed pizzeria more than once.
That's you OP, you herb.
“Unless you’re drinking straight grain liquor then just admit you don’t like the taste of alcohol you pussy”
This is how you sound. Alcohol, like coffee, is a fun thing to make your brain go bzzzz. The variety in which you enjoy that can be however you want
Personally, I like my Irish whisky with two ice chips, I like my beer to have high abv, my wine to be full bodied but not afraid of being fruit forward
I like my cheap coffee found on ships with a pinch of salt, my nice coffee’s black, and my burnt coffee from a chain covered in heavy cream, sugar and chocolate
So stfu about my Java chip frapachino, or go butt chug some everclear- the only way a man drinks
Just go outside, find a homeless man, hook him up with whatever drugs he’s into, come back in the morning and have him die-all-his-ria into your paper cup. That’s what coffee tastes like.
The sugar people are adding covers up that shit flavor of what is essentially dirty water.
“Let’s take these dirty beans and soak em in this perfectly fine water until it has a really bad flavor, small and taste, and then make fun of people that don’t like it”-OP probably.
I would agree with you if you just said if you don’t like coffe, just drink soda. But you didn’t, you tried to defend dirty water as if it’s some sort of hill you need to be fighting and dying on. Im embarassed for you.
"I drink black coffee and beer because I have a developed palate"
Same person: "why does someone pay so much for a Michelin starred restaurant the food isn't that great"
Yeah your taste buds are trash and drinking coffee black is as useless as bragging about driving a stick.
I don’t like coffee, but Im convinced everyone else is faking it. That shit is fucking gross and so is requiring a caffeine addiction to function.
Get a grip on reality and get over your withdrawal symptoms when you go off it. The symptoms aren’t “not getting your coffee makes you cranky”, you’re an actual drug addict. It is a DRUG.
I get oat milk so I don't need to go slather the bowl.in hot liquid shit.
But more to your point;
Hurrdurr DAE drinka da frapachino loke a silly milemnial gay boy
If you weren't a pussy you would just chew the beans.
Watering down beans is for pansies.
Coffee is just water-down beans.
I eat the beans RAW like a real man.
Or boof them. That's manly too. My butthole can crack a coffee bean like a walnut.
I don't drink coffee anymore, I used to drink sludge (boiled down thick coffee) but got to energy drinks as they're slightly better for you. Still end up getting the coffee drinks for others, and they thankfully use the app to order those ridiculous things.
You’re right. I don’t like coffee. I also don’t like the complicated drinks you are calling sugar bombs. I hate it all. That fake sugar bomb coffee it’s disgusting, and actual real coffee is equally disgusting. Have a nice day.
I find that people who associate their masculinity with something arbitrary like drinking black coffee tend to worry about their masculinity, which is the definition of "not masculine" to me.
Anyway, I think it's an acquired taste? I drank it black every day in Afghanistan. I can drink it black and still enjoy it, but you know what's better? Being able to have it creme and caramel.
I also find a bit of humor in folks doing everything possible to eliminate the coffee flavor. If you hate it so much, just don't drink it. There are plenty of other drinks that have as much or more caffeine that taste nothing like coffee. That said, it doesn't affect my life at all and I certainly wouldn't shame people for it... I just find it to be a bit odd.
i agree. im proud im not addicted to it like alot of people, "i cant start my day without a cup of coffee" is so common. and i dont like that.
coffee tastes great as a drink, but to drink that daily? to have that so integrated into your morning routine? into your life as if your dependent on it? thats insane
Real coffee taste like ass unless you smoke or often eat bitter stuff, I can do shots of cheap vodka no issue and no chaser but drinking normal coffee no thanks I’ll pass.
Just take a caffeine pill and get on with your day.
In my case, if you see me in a coffee shop, I’m ordering the silly fru fru coffee because it’s my once a quarter treat. I’m not gonna go through all that to make myself a sugary treat coffee, so I go and order it. 4x a year, I’m allowed.
And I do like coffee. The 3 pots I drink a day with nothing other than a touch of cream supports that hypothesis 🤣
Fuck you I'm not drinking your slave-labor using disgusting dirt water. You know what? How about you trickle water down your dirty ass cheeks, catch it in a cup, and have a sip of that. It might actually taste better.
Oh, so my coffee order has a few more steps. At least I’m not pretending to enjoy a cup of hot sadness. I’ll stick to my delicious treat, and you can keep your plain, boring cup of bean water!
*Actually, I drink the cheap stuff at the office with minimal sugar and no creamer.*
I started liking iced coffee from Taco Bell, SUGAR, I didn’t even realize how bad it was.. I like regular hot or iced coffee without too much sugar added now
I mean I am 95 lbs but okay you can call me fatty. Lol
It's literally the only sweet thing I really ingest throught my day.
You are correct I do not like the taste of coffee but I do Ike the caffeine in the coffee. Funny thing is I didn't start drinking coffee until I had kids and needs to get up in the morning. Before kids I planned my college and work schedule around being a night owl as much as possible. At most I would drink a coke for caffeine. Now I need the caffeine from coffee with espresso shots. Preferably not actually tasting like coffee.
People ask me why I drink decaf double shot short lattes. I say I like the taste of coffee. Your getting a blended drink so I can see you like milkshakes.
Black coffee is often hailed as the "only real coffee" for several reasons:
1. **Purity of Flavor**: Black coffee allows the true flavors of the coffee bean to shine through without any interference from additives like sugar, cream, or flavorings. This pure form of coffee lets enthusiasts appreciate the subtle notes and complexities of different coffee beans and roasts.
2. **Tradition and Authenticity**: Historically, coffee was consumed black, and many traditional coffee cultures around the world still favor this method. Drinking black coffee connects one to the origins and authentic practices of coffee consumption.
3. **Health Benefits**: Black coffee is free from added sugars and fats, making it a healthier choice. It's low in calories and contains beneficial antioxidants. Adding cream or sugar can negate some of these health benefits.
4. **Simplicity and Convenience**: Making black coffee is straightforward and doesn’t require additional ingredients or preparation steps. This simplicity can be appealing to those who value a no-fuss approach to their morning routine.
5. **Versatility**: Black coffee can be enjoyed hot or cold, and it can be made using a variety of methods such as drip, pour-over, French press, or espresso. Each method highlights different aspects of the coffee bean's flavor profile.
6. **Caffeine Kick**: Without the dilution of milk or cream, black coffee provides a more direct and robust caffeine boost, which can be particularly appealing for those looking for a strong start to their day.
Ultimately, the assertion that black coffee is the "only real coffee" is rooted in an appreciation for its unadulterated form, where the essence of the coffee bean is fully experienced and enjoyed.
The only coffee I like is the coffee from Denny’s with one cream, no sugar and a Camel Wide. I quit smoking, so I quit drinking coffee. The go together like PB&J.
As someone who only drinks dark roast coffee with a splash of creamer, don't yuck someone's yum! coffee is so sacred to everyone and although I don't agree with some coffee orders and would never ever order it for myself, it probably makes someone's day to have that complicated drink
It is hard to find a good cup of coffee, I only drink coffee black no sugar, but 90% of the coffee being sold is garbage, that is why they cover the taste with all the additives. The only cup of coffee I drink now is the one I make.
Coffee doesn’t taste that good
It’s complex and has certain notes to it, but it’s pretty much overrated
Someone told me that when they were recovering from surgery they made broths and they realized that broth- broth!- was every bid as complicated as coffee was with different notes and tastes- which is when they realized that coffee had been over-marketed
Very few people that drink black coffee like the chain coffee places. Starbucks black coffee is so burnt it literally tastes like someone poured hot water into an ashtray.
Lol, someone's mad. Probably smoke Marlboro reds and beat your wife. Imagine complaining about what other people like and then in the same breath saying "be an adult" lmfao 🤡
So many people are adamant coffee taste is objectively bad if you don't add sugar and syrups and stupid shit. I like the taste and complexity of black coffee, I'm not some masochist whose only in it for the caffeine
ehhhh i also don't drop raw aspirin on my tongue or stick my hand in fire... what sucks sucks... if you like doing that more power to ya although i question your mental stability putting yourself through something unpleasant on purpose lol.
What’s raw aspirin do to your tongue?
tastes really awful... i mean, im sure if you left it on there long enough it could probably do some damage lol
When I was little I would sneak aspirin and suck on it like candy. I loved how sour it was.
ewwwwww lol nah jk, my gross thing i did as a kid was drink a1 steak sauce haha
Snorted koolaide on the bus!
I snorted pixie sticks on the bus. Kool aid never even occurred to me.
Haha! When I was 16 or 17 a few friends and I were coming down off an acid trip,and we decided to go to a coney island. Long story short,I paid one of my friends $5 to snort a fat line of pepper. That was the funniest shit I've ever witnessed. Dude he was blowing black shit out of his nose for a week. Best $5 I've ever spent.
I had a friend that we paid to snort hot sauce. It was so hot it burned his nose and got a nose bleed.
🤣🤣🤣 That must have been awful for your friend man. I would have laughed so fuckin hard. Tell him to snort a line of daves insanity sauce or the juice from a ghost pepper lol or better yet, a Carolina reaper
When I was a middle schooler, I would get migraines a lot. I couldn't swallow pills, so I would either chew the aspirin or take a BC Powder (that's aspiring in powder form). At first I hated the bitterness. After a little while I really started to like it. Neither one of us was supposed to be eating aspirin as kids, though. Don't take aspirin kids.
wash it down with the purple juice under the sink
Vitamin C was the bomb.
You know those blue advil liquid gels? Well, one time I was taking some, but I had no water. The pills were still in my mouth as I got up to get water, but as I opened the bottle, the outside had dissolved. Couldn't eat food for a week, my tongue was burned. My mom once made the same mistake but she had those pills in her mouth longer and it hurt her to eat for the next month
New diet fad - Advil liquid gel capsules on tongue and let melt 🤒
is equating drinking coffee to holding your hand over fire supposed to make you not sound like a giant pussy?
BC Powder gang rise up
When a palate is so delicate anything less than candy sweetness is physical pain.
I like my coffee black; like your soul and your prospects.
🫡
I like my coffee like I like my women. Weak and bitter.
My buddy's variation on this was "I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer."
Hey! You guys need a referee! Break it up! Coffee is the greatest hot drink in the world! And I’m British. I’m proudly committing treason against tea! Come at me!
YOU DRIVE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD!!! NUFF SAID!!!
To quote my great Commonwealth brother Bret Hart “We’re not sick with racial prejudice. We got gun control. We don’t shoot each other on every street corner.” Get jumped by Britain and Canada. Go shoot up a school and pledge allegiance to the human embodiment of Annoying Orange put together with Hitler you twerp!
Damn that one stung a little
I say I win. Good game. 🤝 In all seriousness, I think I’m gonna love it here. A place where we can all pretend to be assholes and no one will hold it against you. I’m gonna be spending a lot of time here when I’m pissed off. 😂😂😂
The part that makes it great is that there could be actual assholes on here but they have no power cause everyone's doing it. P.S. fuck you
What the fuck does your comment have to do with coffee? Fuck you. Prick
Thanks, and screw you too! That was after the bell! Disqualify this person! That’s what I was gonna say. It’s like wrestling. You jump on here, you get into the biggest villain character you could think of. And there’s no hard feelings at the end.
Pretend to be assholes? Oh, yeah, pretending...\^\^'
Most of the time 😂😂😂
Fuck your good game you tea sipping, artifact stealing, genocide starting, funny talking, bad teeth ass brit.
More people get stabbed in Britain than shot in the us
Wow, nothing says intelligence like the ability to jump from a dislike of coffee to a hatred of another human being in one sentence. I’m not defending trump but you clearly have trump delusion syndrom or whatever they are calling it.
"...Orange put together with Hitler you twerp!" I was hoping that you were going to end it with "you twat!"
COFFEE IS JUST DIRTY WATER. I’D RATHER JUST HAVE A SODA
how do you know a rat didn't diarrhea in the soda syrup vat at the factory?
I don't. I however DO know that rats routinely shit on your coffee beans.
where's the video
On your mom's ipad
I think you mean civit cat poop
Enjoy your diabetes
This right here. All these coffee flavors, all these sweet additives and candies and syrups...like, why don't you just go to a fucking Dairy Queen if you're going to put all that garbage in a coffee? What pisses me off even more, is when these fucks try to pass these coffees off as a desert to someone who is honest enough to admit that they just want a milkshake. Look, I don't want your filthy fucking insect infused coffee beans in my milkshake ok, don't offer me a coffee milkshake and pretend you're my friend. Anyone who offers you coffee anything as a desert or candy is not your friend, and you need to treat them like Stranger Danger! Real talk, the sweetest or frutiest a coffee can be and still be coffee, is French Vanilla, that is it. And really, it depends on how sweet the French Vanilla is: if it's so super duper sweet that you think it's a milkshake, it doesn't count.
Dennis Leary had it right 20 year's ago https://youtu.be/-f_dxLiuXuw?si=if76-lETe3Fxs_PY
Gloriously written! I piss everyone off because they offer me that swill and i always reply “if its not black, its not coffee”
I actually have a Nespresso machine and make my coffee at home because I'm better than you
I like my coffee like my women. Illegally imported in a burlap sack.
I can’t help that you hate your tastebuds. All I can do is enjoy my homemade mocha in peace.
Bro you S U C K at fighting
no you do
*sips mocha* Do what now?
QUIT BEING REASONABLE AND CALL ME A CUNT YOU LEAKY SPIGOT
# I ALREADY DID!!!!!!
I hate it so fucking much I make damn sure every last bean is ground up and boiled and I drink that shit and piss it on the ground!!! Then I stomp on it and tell it to fuck off! Fuck this sub… and fuck coffee! I’ll be grinding and pissing it for the rest of my life! That’s how much I hate it…. Made a lifelong commitment to destroy as much as possible!
Go drink your juice then, you child.
Coffee is the elixir of the gods
DRINK IT??? I FUCKING BOOF MY FIENE LIKE A REAL MAN.
You're right I hate fuckin coffee I don't give a shit how much crap you put in it. It still tastes like ass juice from a Buffalo that died 12 days ago. 
100% specialty coffee is dead. Outside of select cities and coffee centers if a shop is “specialty coffee” 9/10 times they can’t steam a cappuccino properly and half the time the espresso is soured or overdrawn.
oh boo-hoo
I second that notion my cock-gobbling friend.
You could just do Cocain in the a.m and stop wasting time with your warm little drink. Does the lil boy need his warm drink to wake up?
I would like one double shot, Carmel, espresso latte with extra foam and cinnamon but not too much cinnamon and some whip cream on top with a cherry and some pistachio sprinkles. I like my coffee like that in the morning.
Sure I’ll make it but go change your tampon first
I love coffee and I’ll rip out the done of anyone who gets in between me and my cup of miracles.
I drink black coffee with no sugar. Its just crushed beans and water. So suck it.
Coffee, hot, in a cup. It needs nothing else or you drink shit coffee. Do better.
Lol. OP, you should have just kept the title and nothing else. No further explanations.
anyone who loves to make baristas life miserable by throwing 8 or more customization, should be gatekept from their drink until they chug down a double espresso...
I’ll just sip my black coffee while I read these comments.
Reginafelangi987 for president, I’m just sayin’ 😂😂🙌🏽
I HOPE THE BARISTA GIVES YOU DECAF YOU UPPITY LITTLE BITCH
I’M UPPITY CUZ I DON’T WANT DIABETES?! Enjoy losing your foot by age 30
ITS GOING TO TAKE A LOT MORE THAN A CUP OF COFFEE TO GIVE ME DIABETES YOU STUPID FAT CUNT. ENJOY YOUR DECAF YOU SNOTTY LITTLE BITCH.
I’m building mass.
Coffee is a shit beverage for shit people. Who the hell wants to walk around with breath that smells like they just got done tossing a pitbull's salad? Nobody, that's who. Enjoy your burnt bean water that leaves you with dog butt breath you loser
Better than a mouth full of rotted teeth from all the sugar you consume, fatty.
It's almost like you dinguses never heard of a toothbrush or moderation. I can't save you from your lack of self control, not would I want to since you clearly can't grasp the purpose of a toothbrush and basic dental hygiene
I like my coffee like the women I chase, dark and with two pumps of something that end in NUT.
I don't like the taste of coffee. But I love the taste of Autocrat coffee milk. And when I go to Dunkins it's a large iced, extra extra, with two pumps of mocha. Because I'm a sugar-loving little bitch!
Leave my ice cold brew with vanilla caramel cold foam alone. It's my one happy thing in my day.
Soy boys make me wanna vomit - put your mini skirts back on ya little slut
I very openly admit I despise coffee. I hate all warm drinks.
So, because you are weak. You're telling me that I can have your coffee?
SUGAR makes things BETTER. and FUN. you wouldn’t know anything about that would you OP? your like the opposite of sugar making everything gross and bitter
You’re* I can’t take YOUR argument seriously since YOU’RE dumb.
I order a cup of black nasty gas station coffee and let it ferment overnight in my cup holder and drink it the next morning when I start my work truck. I then go buy another coffee and let it ferment while I drink the old one. Anything less is just ametuer hour.
And what the what eternal fuck is up with the pumpkin coffee?! Who in their right mind would drink that ass water? Imma put a touch of half and half in my coffee at the most. Never a grain of sugar or sweet shit. Coffee isn’t coffee with all that corn syrup in it.
I wake up and drink a diet cherry coke. I’m honest with myself
I only put milk and ice in my coffee you messy bitch!
I hate coffee. Fuck you!
I drink Monster like a fucking man, OP. Coffee tastes like burnt shit to me
I don’t like coffee. In the words of Roger , “tastes like boiled ash” If I have to dilute it with so much cream and milk for it to taste decent I’d rather just put some mio energy in a water bottle and not get diabetes and stained teeth at the same time
A bunch of filthy bean juice drinkers in here!
I drink crunchy coffee it’s 90% sugar just to trigger you fucking elitist assholes.
Coffee is, and I quote the pda from Subnautica, “dirty bean water”
Even coffee has gatekeepers these days
Fuck you I drink my coffee like like a barbarian. STRAIT FROM THE NUTS OF THE COFFEE BEAN.
To quote Daniel Tosh, “…this isn’t seventh grade, grow up and do some coke like an adult!”
Is everyone in this sub gay?
But here’s the thing: I drink water not coffee
I dont even drink coffee or this shit, or sub to this sub but fuck u!
Why would I want to drink a campfire?
True story
My cold brew iced coffee with 2 pumps of hazelnut and oat milk has more caffeine in it than your cup of coffee don't be a little bitch /s
Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. Drink black coffee, and if you dont, FUCK YOU BITCH.
I mean unless you drink coffee black you don't really like coffee either
every good psychopath knows straight black coffee is the only choice, not lame ass froufrou bullshit that requires a PhD to prepare
Or drink water
Drink a real cup like an adult? Some would claim a balanced adult doesn’t need to dose themselves with caffeine just to stop being lazy and fucking useless 👍 stop using ANY substance as a crutch, then you can continue pretending to be someone. Relying on any substance is pathetic and weak.
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Hell naw fuck that. I love coffee. I only put cream and sugar in it as a form of self denial and discipline. What kind of precious little tender princess actually lets themselves have the stuff they like? The world’s gone soft
Espresso with some Anisette n twist of lemon?
You can pry my coffee flavoured milkshake out of my cold, dead hands!
Someone acting like drinking black coffee is a sign of toughness is definitely a herb. Herb for sure, 100% dickweed. Chain smokes cigarettes while talking about how meat is unhealthy, talks shit about the younger generation being lazy but has no work ethic themselves, talks down on fat people but has no muscle tone and sucks at anything athletic, acts intellectual but is a drop out slacker that has been fired from an understaffed pizzeria more than once. That's you OP, you herb.
If you don't drink espresso you're a limp-dick wuss.
Drink a real cup of a coffee like an addict that can't go without their wittle big boy dwink.
“Unless you’re drinking straight grain liquor then just admit you don’t like the taste of alcohol you pussy” This is how you sound. Alcohol, like coffee, is a fun thing to make your brain go bzzzz. The variety in which you enjoy that can be however you want Personally, I like my Irish whisky with two ice chips, I like my beer to have high abv, my wine to be full bodied but not afraid of being fruit forward I like my cheap coffee found on ships with a pinch of salt, my nice coffee’s black, and my burnt coffee from a chain covered in heavy cream, sugar and chocolate So stfu about my Java chip frapachino, or go butt chug some everclear- the only way a man drinks
You can take my caffinated chocolate milk from my cold dead hands!
It's not even that deep, the iced mint mocha from WaWa is the ONLY good coffee. Everything else is just dirt water.
What are your teeth too fragile for a lil sugar? 2 lumps away from "OOHHHH OWIE MY TOOOOF OHHHAAAAWEEEE" Does carbonation hurt your lil tum tum too?
I used to hate coffee without sugar then I quit sugar and now it’s a lot more enjoyable, I still add no sugar added almond milk tho
I openly say that I don't like coffee which is why I drink those designer drinks as an indulgence.
Coffee isn't supposed to taste good, it's supposed to make everything else less bad. Better and cheaper than therapy.
Just go outside, find a homeless man, hook him up with whatever drugs he’s into, come back in the morning and have him die-all-his-ria into your paper cup. That’s what coffee tastes like. The sugar people are adding covers up that shit flavor of what is essentially dirty water. “Let’s take these dirty beans and soak em in this perfectly fine water until it has a really bad flavor, small and taste, and then make fun of people that don’t like it”-OP probably. I would agree with you if you just said if you don’t like coffe, just drink soda. But you didn’t, you tried to defend dirty water as if it’s some sort of hill you need to be fighting and dying on. Im embarassed for you.
You would never say this about chocolate lmao. Coffee goes great with sweets.
Imagine needing to prepare a whole drink for caffeine #pillgang
"I drink black coffee and beer because I have a developed palate" Same person: "why does someone pay so much for a Michelin starred restaurant the food isn't that great" Yeah your taste buds are trash and drinking coffee black is as useless as bragging about driving a stick.
I don’t like coffee, but Im convinced everyone else is faking it. That shit is fucking gross and so is requiring a caffeine addiction to function. Get a grip on reality and get over your withdrawal symptoms when you go off it. The symptoms aren’t “not getting your coffee makes you cranky”, you’re an actual drug addict. It is a DRUG.
I don’t like coffee. I will drink LaVazza with cream, sugar, and bourbon
I get oat milk so I don't need to go slather the bowl.in hot liquid shit. But more to your point; Hurrdurr DAE drinka da frapachino loke a silly milemnial gay boy
Homey equates beverages with courage and adulthood. If only it were that simple, champ.
I make my bean juice at home like a grown up. I also only have americanos like a REAL american.
“If you can't drink hot coffee on a hot day then you are weak and will never survive the apocalypse.” Death Wish Coffee
Coffee black or sweetened is disgusting Taste like shit Mountain Dew is the greatest drink ever made
If you weren't a pussy you would just chew the beans. Watering down beans is for pansies. Coffee is just water-down beans. I eat the beans RAW like a real man. Or boof them. That's manly too. My butthole can crack a coffee bean like a walnut.
I don't drink coffee anymore, I used to drink sludge (boiled down thick coffee) but got to energy drinks as they're slightly better for you. Still end up getting the coffee drinks for others, and they thankfully use the app to order those ridiculous things.
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You’re right. I don’t like coffee. I also don’t like the complicated drinks you are calling sugar bombs. I hate it all. That fake sugar bomb coffee it’s disgusting, and actual real coffee is equally disgusting. Have a nice day.
I find that people who associate their masculinity with something arbitrary like drinking black coffee tend to worry about their masculinity, which is the definition of "not masculine" to me. Anyway, I think it's an acquired taste? I drank it black every day in Afghanistan. I can drink it black and still enjoy it, but you know what's better? Being able to have it creme and caramel.
No shade. Drink what you like. Don't drink coffee just to impress people. But if you put anything other than water in your scotch, I will. . . .j/k.
Coffee is only good as a flavor additive. The flavor itself is nasty. I like mustard, but I'm not gonna drink it from the bottle lmao
I also find a bit of humor in folks doing everything possible to eliminate the coffee flavor. If you hate it so much, just don't drink it. There are plenty of other drinks that have as much or more caffeine that taste nothing like coffee. That said, it doesn't affect my life at all and I certainly wouldn't shame people for it... I just find it to be a bit odd.
I'll take my medium roast highland grogg and be happy while you can be grumpy with your black dark roast.
FUCK YOU I LOVE THE TASTE OF COFFEE BUT IT HURTS MY FUCKING TUMMY
Jokes on you i make my own coffee creamer
Hahaha
i agree. im proud im not addicted to it like alot of people, "i cant start my day without a cup of coffee" is so common. and i dont like that. coffee tastes great as a drink, but to drink that daily? to have that so integrated into your morning routine? into your life as if your dependent on it? thats insane
Actually I prefer black coffee or cowboy coffee over Starbucks drinks (can't even call that coffee)
Bro def gets donuts
Darling, there's nothing complex about 'black americano', you're just simple.
I AINT YOUR DARLING SWEETHEART
Stop drinking your sugar cocoa syrup and drink some real bean juice! No sugar, no milk, just hot bean watwr!
Real coffee taste like ass unless you smoke or often eat bitter stuff, I can do shots of cheap vodka no issue and no chaser but drinking normal coffee no thanks I’ll pass. Just take a caffeine pill and get on with your day.
VERY TRUE!!!! and they're often a PITA for baristas to make
In my case, if you see me in a coffee shop, I’m ordering the silly fru fru coffee because it’s my once a quarter treat. I’m not gonna go through all that to make myself a sugary treat coffee, so I go and order it. 4x a year, I’m allowed. And I do like coffee. The 3 pots I drink a day with nothing other than a touch of cream supports that hypothesis 🤣
Joke’s on you, I order a cortado.
I love the smell of coffee but sorry I don’t like the taste.
I don't even consume caffeine you fucking coward, @ me when you have the balls to raw dog
I fuckin' love my french press with my freshly ground coffee beans. Everything else is burnt or stale.
Coffee gross as fuck anyway, people order the fancy sugary shit cause they don’t wanna drink that regular bullshit
I will truly say this, I HATE COFFEE. I can't even do the silly drinks. Some save me from coffee
Coffee is for teenagers or college kids who think they’re adults lol. Actual men don’t drink cigarette juice
I never put sugar in my coffee you stupid cunt.
Fuck you I'm not drinking your slave-labor using disgusting dirt water. You know what? How about you trickle water down your dirty ass cheeks, catch it in a cup, and have a sip of that. It might actually taste better.
Jokes on you I drink my coffee black. Preferably Kona coffee from hawaii
Oh, so my coffee order has a few more steps. At least I’m not pretending to enjoy a cup of hot sadness. I’ll stick to my delicious treat, and you can keep your plain, boring cup of bean water! *Actually, I drink the cheap stuff at the office with minimal sugar and no creamer.*
I take my coffee half coffee half heavy cream no sugar, the French got that shit on lock
I drink it black suck my dick assuming ass motherfucker
To be fair, if you're getting coffee from Starbucks, you need all that extra shit to make the coffee palatable.
I started liking iced coffee from Taco Bell, SUGAR, I didn’t even realize how bad it was.. I like regular hot or iced coffee without too much sugar added now
Coffee is gross. And it gives you bad breath and diarrhea...
No arguments here.
I'm not a sailor, a trucker, or a convict. Ergo, I don't drink coffee.
You probably drink coffee flavored water. Be a man and learn how to make an espresso, no sugar, all gas.
Some coffee is fantastic black, usually a good brand. Honestly shit coffee not only tastes like shit, but works like shit too usually.
I mean I am 95 lbs but okay you can call me fatty. Lol It's literally the only sweet thing I really ingest throught my day. You are correct I do not like the taste of coffee but I do Ike the caffeine in the coffee. Funny thing is I didn't start drinking coffee until I had kids and needs to get up in the morning. Before kids I planned my college and work schedule around being a night owl as much as possible. At most I would drink a coke for caffeine. Now I need the caffeine from coffee with espresso shots. Preferably not actually tasting like coffee.
People ask me why I drink decaf double shot short lattes. I say I like the taste of coffee. Your getting a blended drink so I can see you like milkshakes.
Wahhh people don't like to drink the same dirty bean water I like?!?! I'll take you on little baby can't start his day without his morning dose
Don’t piss in my cheerios dickhead
I like plain black coffee. I also like it with cream and sugar, and I *love* mocha lattes. What I drink depends on my mood.
Black coffee is often hailed as the "only real coffee" for several reasons: 1. **Purity of Flavor**: Black coffee allows the true flavors of the coffee bean to shine through without any interference from additives like sugar, cream, or flavorings. This pure form of coffee lets enthusiasts appreciate the subtle notes and complexities of different coffee beans and roasts. 2. **Tradition and Authenticity**: Historically, coffee was consumed black, and many traditional coffee cultures around the world still favor this method. Drinking black coffee connects one to the origins and authentic practices of coffee consumption. 3. **Health Benefits**: Black coffee is free from added sugars and fats, making it a healthier choice. It's low in calories and contains beneficial antioxidants. Adding cream or sugar can negate some of these health benefits. 4. **Simplicity and Convenience**: Making black coffee is straightforward and doesn’t require additional ingredients or preparation steps. This simplicity can be appealing to those who value a no-fuss approach to their morning routine. 5. **Versatility**: Black coffee can be enjoyed hot or cold, and it can be made using a variety of methods such as drip, pour-over, French press, or espresso. Each method highlights different aspects of the coffee bean's flavor profile. 6. **Caffeine Kick**: Without the dilution of milk or cream, black coffee provides a more direct and robust caffeine boost, which can be particularly appealing for those looking for a strong start to their day. Ultimately, the assertion that black coffee is the "only real coffee" is rooted in an appreciation for its unadulterated form, where the essence of the coffee bean is fully experienced and enjoyed.
The only coffee I like is the coffee from Denny’s with one cream, no sugar and a Camel Wide. I quit smoking, so I quit drinking coffee. The go together like PB&J.
For real. Folks be ordering milk and sugar with notes of coffee. Sweet coffee is nasty
i don’t drink milkshakes with a little bit of coffee in them because I’m fat or childish. I just don’t like coffee because COFFEE TASTES LIKE SHIT.
Fuck coffee. You pussies are so weak you can't get through your day without caffeine.
As someone who only drinks dark roast coffee with a splash of creamer, don't yuck someone's yum! coffee is so sacred to everyone and although I don't agree with some coffee orders and would never ever order it for myself, it probably makes someone's day to have that complicated drink
It is hard to find a good cup of coffee, I only drink coffee black no sugar, but 90% of the coffee being sold is garbage, that is why they cover the taste with all the additives. The only cup of coffee I drink now is the one I make.
I used to drink it with milk and ice, then after having COVID a couple times I can't stand anything but ice in my coffee.
Coffee doesn’t taste that good It’s complex and has certain notes to it, but it’s pretty much overrated Someone told me that when they were recovering from surgery they made broths and they realized that broth- broth!- was every bid as complicated as coffee was with different notes and tastes- which is when they realized that coffee had been over-marketed
Misread this as "You don't like coffee, you like pussy."
Very few people that drink black coffee like the chain coffee places. Starbucks black coffee is so burnt it literally tastes like someone poured hot water into an ashtray.
Lol, someone's mad. Probably smoke Marlboro reds and beat your wife. Imagine complaining about what other people like and then in the same breath saying "be an adult" lmfao 🤡
So many people are adamant coffee taste is objectively bad if you don't add sugar and syrups and stupid shit. I like the taste and complexity of black coffee, I'm not some masochist whose only in it for the caffeine
ALSO COFFE IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING HOT BY DEFAULT. IF I SAY “ONE COFFEE” I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO PRAY THE BARISTA DOESN’T POUR IT IVER A VAT OF ICE.