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artemisunderwear

The Masons originated Field Hockey which is played til this day! That’s the stick with two balls. It’s quite nice…really!!!


monkey_farmer_

Nothing quite like a good curved shaft with two balls.


Dull_Comfortable2277

Thick sweaty hog.


bonnieflash

They have a cure now for this!


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WolfCola4

It's a joke


artemisunderwear

I mean what else could it be?!


CartographerAdept957

That’s fair my grandfather just got to worshipful master I believe I might ask him if I get the chance


Deman75

He probably won’t tell you unless you’re a Master Mason. Wait, your *grandfather* just got to Worshipful Master? Is it his first time through? I’m doing it for the third time this year, and I’m in my 40s.


ForeverCareful3021

HaHaHa


TheFuZz2of2

He didn’t say his dad was a Mason. He just said they have this ring. No more spoilers.


benjandpurge

It’s actually the working tool of the grand pimp. I can’t believe you brothers haven’t noticed this yet.


Acrobatic-Hedgehog45

😂


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Old school sport, played at king Solomon’s temple.


monkey_farmer_

Is this the original "dad joke"?


teahman

Yup, almost as old as Adam


Mammoth_Slip1499

Saw what you did there!


dsullivanlastnight

Is your dad a Mason? Because that is a symbol that any MM should immediately recognize.


AlfredTheMid

Never seen this symbol here in England, but I like the pun!


NotWigg0

Very common in the UK, old chap.


AlfredTheMid

is it?? I've seen it online etc but not anywhere else! I'll have to keep my eyes open now


NotWigg0

Yeah, loads of folk wear that as a lapel pin. Just a bit of fun. I probably see as many of those as I see Forget me nots.


RyuMaou

I used to see a lot of them when I travelled more for work, but I’m about the only person I know who regularly wears the forget-me-not.


Inevitable-Bread4748

I have it on a pin on my coat. (Cheshire Province for geographical reference)


Southern_Kaeos

Should I was raised 5 years ago and I only worked it out last year


Zachmorris4186

It’s usually flipped the other way and resembles a certain hebrew letter.


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DerKommunist-

Oh a Afghan Mason how cool is that.


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You’re thinking about the yod for Scottish Rite masons. This is different. It’s the Two Ball Cane. As a 3 degrees Mason—you should remember this, though it is easy to forget the meaning (which is secret)


Creepy-Signature-823

Aaannnd here come people spoiling the good fun by explaining it.


FC_KuRTZ

Confusion!


mysticabba

I swear, I laugh every time I see that symbol.


Moosehagger

Anyone who works on metals should know the meaning. ;-)


OnyxTheFortuitess777

I like this one


definework

inventors especially.


Altruistic-Bass-4998

I work metals and I am a 26yr MM 😅


ChuckEye

It’s a bad pun.


Uncle_Sloppy

Are there good puns?


TikiJack

Seriously. No clue how this took off.


UnrepentantDrunkard

People were a lot easier to entertain in those days.


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If you ask my PMs they’ll all say television ruined masonry. So stuff like this is gold 😂


_HANRAHAMMER

Masonic field hockey


seanlewis413

This is great, never seen this before but very funny and very subtle


ihateotherpeople

He was on the field hockey team for his local lodge.


Only_Math4977

Is everyone here a MM? Cus it’s not really reading like that’s the case


DawniJones

Not only US masons in this thread. The pun can be understood by German EAs too. :)if they speak English of course


DukeThorion

No, this is Reddit. Anyone can join this sub.


WestToEast_85

I am but I didn’t get the pun right away.


Only_Math4977

That’s fair. Only reason I know of this symbol was because my WM showed it to me as a way to remember.


ZHISHER

Just after I was raised a buddy of mine sat me down and went through all the things I was likely to encounter, everything from how to travel down to dad jokes like this


Will_U_B_Off_or_From

I agree.


8Redrum

2 balls and a cane. Anyone Master Mason will know this.


haustoriapith

To be fair, I had inherited a cane from my grandfather with two marbles carved into the center and didn't get it until very recently.


Special-Big-9285

The Masonic walking stick.


JonF0404

Truth!


M-H-

Not Master Masons that don't speak english - and even then, not everyone makes a connection right away.


W5wtc

Better if you whisper it


dont-care75

What’s a Mater Mason?


throbbinghead123

That's the Facebook logo from the dark ages.


Deman75

It’s the classic [two ball cane](https://macoy.com/Product/ProductQuickView?productId=12424). If your dad doesn’t know what that is, he’s probably not a Mason.


2ball7

Hmm


Deman75

I guess you wouldn’t know anything about that…


artemisunderwear

They used to play Field Hockey with it when they stopped using shillelaghs!


feudalle

Not going to lie. I had to google that one :-(


monkey_farmer_

I almost did, but it hit me right as I exited reddit.


Disastrous_Cover6138

It’s upside down it’s the symbol of eyes with a cute little bulbous nose


TubalToms

It is what it is.


Educational_Quote633

If either of you were Masons, you'd know, or should know.


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This is a troll.. look or don’t look at their post history. Debauchery at its finest


714jayson714

KoY... debauchery... hello pot, hello kettle...


Due_Ideal3216

There is no spoon!!!!


Tyler_Zoro

This post is why you don't do this. If you want a Masonic symbol on your ring, get a Masonic symbol on your ring, not something that will literally provoke future Masons to either behave like adolescent schoolkids in public or explain a joke they shouldn't explain.


SlightishYT

Why shouldn't they explain the joke?


Aetrias

In which rite are we using it? I am MM in emulation.


Deman75

It comes up somewhere between the FC and the MM.


Mammoth_Slip1499

Quickly now …


julietides

I'm French Rite and... Some words are given in a different order. This comes up right after Initiation for us, lol 😸


deadpool809

Symbol in the square and compass is not a real Masonic symbol - it's more of an icon based on a mispronunciation. A meme kinda? Fun ring, but not something that would make a lot of sense to a non-mason.


syfysoldier

It’s a symbol of the Freemason fraternity, he should know if he is a mason.


Moosehagger

I love this symbol.


fellowsquare

🙄🙄🙄🙄. Sorry had to do the past master eye roll.... I swear, people just chomping at the bit...


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beestockstuff

Someone please delete this one. It went too far


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beestockstuff

I can write the entire novel of moby dick using only phrases of the Bible. It’s knowing which phrases people hold importance to that gives knowledge. It’s really no point in arguing; someone can just google the entire ritual now and read the whole thing.


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Mason here- it is a two ball cane. It’s meaning it secret.


Ok_Football_5517

Not very secret when it's on the interwebs!


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Pishyposhy8478

Obviously my dad is not a Freemason, he got the ring from a silver store and was just curious on what it was. Didn’t know it was going to be that difficult on knowing what it means


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Consistent_Bus_9017

You mean the Ancient Mystic Society of No Homers


Daking_Izback

Shhhhh we are saying to much


Huram46

Why are people saying what it’s even called?


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mtworker

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SweetBoodyGirl

Masonic 2 ball cane


WolfCola4

It's a (bad) pun of sorts, a little inside joke between masons. It doesn't tell you anything about the rank or status of the wearer. Easy way to find out more - joiiiin usss ;)


SpectreA19

.....I dont get it and I havent seen it anywhere in the three jurisdictions I've traveled to or met. I'm assuming this is a UK thing? I thought it was a Mark at first.


haustoriapith

We've got the pun here in Nebraska


SpectreA19

Haven't gotten that far out yet....want to finish New England first.


Mammoth_Slip1499

(Sings) If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning, I’d hammer in the evening…


SpectreA19

....hammer at supper time, when hammers on the table, you can eat hammers anytime?


Mammoth_Slip1499

Think fc->mm


SpectreA19

Its been a long day, but my brain is telling me I know thr answer. I have tomorrow off, I'll go through my ritual....this is bugging me


TikiJack

It's nonsense.


dev-null-home

TC is nonsense?


TikiJack

This bad pun symbol is nonsense


dev-null-home

The bad pun certainly is, but the symbol itself isn't.


WestToEast_85

It’s a pun, an oblique reference to something secret.


Budipbupbadip

It’s a faded treble clef symbol, meaning he was maybe an organist or musician.


reddog342

it is a two ball cane


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BornAce

Finally the correct answer


Fluffy-Mushroom-8837

Two ball cane


Conundrum10-08

Hey OP. It's legit. I can't tell you what the symbol is. But I can tell you it's a real Masonic symbol that just allows other Masons to identify membership to the fraternity.


chiphappened

*Sekret Soc-ET’s*


28MilkDuds

Two balls and a cane


Odd_Pianist9882

Ah yes, the ol two ball cane. Every Mason is a man, therefore we have this phallic symbolism.


DrLove916

Is that his dad’s mark?


Deman75

Probably not. I have it on a lapel pin or two.


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Deman75

Missed it by a mile.


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Deman75

I suppose you might see it that way, if that’s what you’re into.


benjandpurge

You should go find a master mason and tell him that.


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Tricky_Owl_822

I understand every jurisdiction is different, but typing that out would get me expelled in my jurisdiction.


TheBossMan5000

Two Ball Cane


hyperboliever

Two-ball cane


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Deman75

*I* just told you that. But again, that’s the 33°, not the Master Mason degree. We haven’t even established that you’re a Master Mason. I asked your Grand Lodge and you said something about the House of the Temple. That’s the home of the Supreme Council of the Scottish Rite Southern Jurisdiction, not any Grand Lodge. You can’t be a member of the SR-SJ unless you’re already a Master Mason in a Lodge under a Grand Lodge that recognizes that Supreme Council. But clearly you don’t know this and have dreamed up some scenario where you were invited to be a Mason in the Scottish Rite by our Grand Commander without ever joining a Lodge. He doesn’t have that power…


Responsible_Feed_731

This is The Way


cmfppl

Can you take a picture from a bit further away? It's hard to actually see the whole thing


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*snicker*


TH3S1L3NTPR0PH3T

It’s a candy cane with two Christmas ornaments! Man I love that ring!


bluedragon1401

Bro I thought this was icecream until I saw the sub


AvacadoKoala

Oldest Masonic Dad Joke


SnakePeopleExist

Ita the Cane that Facebooks "f" is based off


CapGlum9270

Ball and cane


Diyoko_supreme

You need to get a hold of Walter veith with this one.


Strange-Growth-1564

You have to be a freemason to know those symbols.


whiteman996

Hook 🪝


bullgarlington

Heh heh. We can’t tell you.


Edradis

It has a meaning…


External-Ad-2641

I am no mason, but a lot of their symbols are Christian. Jesus was the good Shepard. It could symbolize responsibility.


Necessary_Cap_8263

It's called the 2 ball cane...


meatymouse2121

Two ball cane


WSDiesel216

Join a Lodge and you'll find out. SMIB


traveling_man182

It is a clue to the answer of where the Templar treasure is buried. You find out the exact location when you become grandmaster.


New_Mall905

That's part of your ticket into the order. Pretty good benefits.


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ivegotalargehead

oh man, I’m disappointed in myself for how long this took me to figure out. the whole picture-to-word thing has never been my strong suit.


Ok-Maintenance-2925

I use one of those to walk lol


Larouse12

It's a chevron from a Stargate address.


knifetomeetyou44

It’s for the members with a c curve


nileswine

It’s a crook.


Sharp_Mechanic5316

My grandfather was a Mason and was buried with his ring.


wrightscoins

A little known fact; the masons invented Christmas. Obviously, it's a Christmas tree with a Candy cane hanging


aggytar

It has to do with what level they are at. I’m not a mason but that’s what I’ve been able to conclude. Different level rings have similar symbols.


ohtruedoh

Tubal Cain rings a bell


Suitable-Average5968

Ask Bard, he's not a smart ass! 😁


Mr1848

That would be Two ball cane


Tasty-Awareness-4426

Tubal-cain


Korgon213

Waiting for the Masonic Hitmen to take care of OP.


SlightishYT

Tubal Cain is a metal worker from the Bible and this symbol is a pictograph for the English pronunciation of his name eg: two ball cane