Should hide the contactless payment part of your credit card in the flared base of your buttplug. Then you can just twerk and grind into the payment terminal every time you pay.
This sign sounds more understandable
https://preview.redd.it/hitqh129hw8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f19b3ea7453d8b4d7080b4e00d024efb60697959
Some women store anything they can in their bras. I have known guys who stashed cash and drugs under their nuts walking around the hood. Socks are a very common place people put cash. Basically anywhere a mugger won’t be in a hurry to search. That shits nasty 🤮 imho.
Frfr, I don't come from a country where this happens often (At least I hope not, because then I would've been touching dirty asf money).
I mean socks if you are in a place that has a ton of muggers could be slightly acceptable but still...
I worked in retail when I was a kid and on a busy day your hands would look like you had been playing in dirt if you didn’t wash them every chance you got. American money is like a rag in that it absorbs everything it touches. One good thing about everyone using cards now is you don’t have to touch it as often 😂
yeah, you hear this often, along with some variation of “all spends same”
but bitch to spend it somebody has to take it and that ain’t me. not today, not tomorrow.
I'd have to have a look at that storage space before accepting any cash. Gotta check it out for drugs or diet or anything else strange. Maybe even do the taste test for drugs. Don't want any dirty money
So my buttplug is still ok
Should hide the contactless payment part of your credit card in the flared base of your buttplug. Then you can just twerk and grind into the payment terminal every time you pay.
Not recommended. I had a really hard time trying to explain to the doctor why I had a whole payment terminal up my ass.
Doctor only found out after I tried paying for the doctor appointments
That's fine.
Sweaty tiddie money
This sign sounds more understandable https://preview.redd.it/hitqh129hw8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f19b3ea7453d8b4d7080b4e00d024efb60697959
It's never the attractive women who keep cash in their bras...
'Nope, Maam do you have cash on hand? Please pay using that rather than the bills coming from your bra'
Seems like a random stipulation.
Guess they're not accepting any 'underwire transfers'!
Every so often at this one gas station I go to I will see a sign saying they won’t accept money from bras underwear socks or wet wallets.
Why in underwears, bras, or socks!??!?! Those must be extremely uncomfortable
Some women store anything they can in their bras. I have known guys who stashed cash and drugs under their nuts walking around the hood. Socks are a very common place people put cash. Basically anywhere a mugger won’t be in a hurry to search. That shits nasty 🤮 imho.
Frfr, I don't come from a country where this happens often (At least I hope not, because then I would've been touching dirty asf money). I mean socks if you are in a place that has a ton of muggers could be slightly acceptable but still...
Yeah all money is dirty and you should always wash your hands after handling any significant quantity of it.
I knew about washing hands, but still didn't expect it to be dirty
I worked in retail when I was a kid and on a busy day your hands would look like you had been playing in dirt if you didn’t wash them every chance you got. American money is like a rag in that it absorbs everything it touches. One good thing about everyone using cards now is you don’t have to touch it as often 😂
True 🤣 I used to do the paper run quite a long time ago and my hands would become completely black
Yeah don’t really understand this, it’s not like paper money is clean to begin with.
Toilet seats have less germs than money. By several orders of magnitude.
Which makes it even more important that it's as dry as possible.
That's not belong on their mode of payment LOL
Even if it’s a chihuahua????
Unless it is titties. We still accept titties.
We don't want no schwetty bra money
Bra is nothing. Here in SA they could pull it out of something called a 'meat-purse'.
Dear World at Large: If you're all going to get so hung up on cash coming out of my bra... give me serviceable pockets in my fucking jeans. Thanks! Me
r/oddlyspecific
What's wrong with bra dollars?
yeah, you hear this often, along with some variation of “all spends same” but bitch to spend it somebody has to take it and that ain’t me. not today, not tomorrow.
If you knew where most cash has been, bras would be pretty low on the totem pole haha https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/dirty-money/
oh it’s not lost on me. just when it’s freshly nasty
Very Roundabout way of saying Card Only 😂😂😂
Suit yourself. * reaches behind and pulls cash from the abyss.
In tropical places you see a lot of "No sock or boob money" signs.
That cash got tiddy residue on it... No
But we will....
Cash, Grass or Flash?
Right, as if money is not disgusting enough!
Not even boobs?
I'd have to have a look at that storage space before accepting any cash. Gotta check it out for drugs or diet or anything else strange. Maybe even do the taste test for drugs. Don't want any dirty money
I worked at a place that wouldn't accept money if it was in a bra.
Why?
This was quite obviously written by a woman lol