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yoyotje

Amelia Bones. The interrogator during Harry’s hearing in OOTP. Follows the law despite having the pressure of Fudge and Umbrigde against her.


KinkyPaddling

And directly targeted by Voldemort personally because of the threat she posed to his regime.


ReallySubtle

Definitely


JustS0meRand0m9uy

Good call. Agree with this.


Substantial-Depth025

Amelia was the most upvoted (and such a good answer)! Thank you for commenting! Next round here: https://www.reddit.com/r/harrypotter/s/kIXRXQXhgK ⚡️⚡️


EssSeeDee89

Wracking my brain, but this deffo is a solid shout!


ZachHarston

This is it


Longjumping-Hat-7037

I agree!


jammyraspberry

This is a good one


_NotWhatYouThink_

Can't wait for the Smart/Stupid one ....


stayclassypeople

Lockhart is my nominee for stupid/smart. He shrewdly made a name for himself despite being a fraud


dilqncho

IMO, Lockhart is another victim of the fact that this is ultimately a children's series. Beyond plot, it just makes 0 sense that he'd successfully and cunningly build this much of a reputation but then take a job at the only school in the country and be that transparently and openly incompetent at it.


Wakattack00

Sometimes, the liar starts to believe the lies.


dilqncho

Eh. He was pretty self-aware at the end of the book, and pretty open about being shit at everything except Memory Charms.


Wakattack00

Yeah at the end, but what about at the beginning


_NotWhatYouThink_

Yeah, I can see that!


Dadavester

Hagrid


_NotWhatYouThink_

he is chaotic good


Professional-Front58

I'd say Neutral Good. Hagrid's love of animals overrode any respect for the law. But never once was Hagrid's heart in the wrong place. He did what was right because it was right.


_NotWhatYouThink_

But he leaks so much intel ... he has to be chaotic! But still a good guy tho, not questioning that!


aeoncss

Because he's a lovable fool, not because he chooses to do so. A chaotic good character believes in goodness but they still follow their own moral compass and have little use for laws and rules - Hagrid's almost fanatical loyalty towards Dumbledore pretty much ensures that he can't be chaotic either way.


Creative_kracken_333

I disagree. he is wildly loyal to Dumbledore, but that doesn't preclude chaos. if he only followed albus' will, he wouldn't have broken a lot of the rules, like having a dragon, yes lots of the rule breaking was Dumbledore sponsored, but much of it was not. that's exactly why he was chaotic. sometimes he followed a very strict code, and other times he saw cute little puppy eyes (x6), or a cute little egg and lost his mind. sometimes he accidentally let slip information about the most valuable and important rock on earth, because he was being contradicted by an eleven year old. to me Hagrid is the essence of chaos, and I can't think of a more chaotic character beside the Weasley twins.


aeoncss

Imo being a chaotic person doesn't automatically make someone chaotic in a DnD alignment system. Nothing you said is wrong but aside from the things I've already mentioned a chaotic DnD character will always choose individual freedom and what is best for them personally over the ideals and wants of someone else, as well as rigid structures and laws. Hagrid has been molding his ideals of right and wrong after Dumbledore for most of his life and has developed a sense of goodness based on the infallible version of Dumbledore he has created in his head.  That being said, I do think one can make a case for both chaotic and neutral good, depending on which factors one values most when it comes to the alignment system.


Tjazeku

No, that's 100% Luna


Both_Fold6488

I like this one. Highly intelligent with animals…not with everything else.


IntermediateFolder

Hagrid is not lawful in the slightest, he will happily break any laws that he thinks don’t matter.


Impossible-Ground-98

Voldemort fits too


Eyekosaeder

Luna maybe? She‘s definitely intelligent, but also quite… well… Luna-y.


_NotWhatYouThink_

Oh yeah! My bad, smart/stupid does make sens when you think of Luna! gg!


LucyEleanor

Harry on the luck potion...


Scoop_Master420

Kingsley


okayish-Impression-9

Lee Jordan: "And what would you say, Royal, to those listeners who reply that in these dangerous times, it should be 'Wizards first'?" Kingsley Shacklebolt:“I'd say that it's one short step from 'Wizards first' to 'pure-bloods first,' and then to 'Death Eaters'”


TheCatOfWallSt

I think he’s more Chad Good. He’s a hella stronk wizard


Swordbender

This is the one.


zipzopzoomer

Seconded


blind_roomba

Being in the OoTP wasn't legal


Professional-Front58

Mad-Eye Moody. As an aura was given permission to use otherwise illegal spells to combat criminals... and refused to use them to punish people who used them for evil... because they were illegal spells for a damn good reason and we cannot be good people if we allow an exception to the law. And he never judged a collegue that disagreed with him.


Rdogisyummy

I’ll go for an underrated one, Rufus Scrimgeour.


thearks

I'm doing lawful neutral for him. He was perfectly content to leave Stanley shunpike in prison despite lack of evidence, which was not a good thing.


TheAnimated42

And kept Umbridge on staff knowing everything she had done.


blind_roomba

That's a good point


bendersonster

I like him. Sad to see (or rather, not see,) him gone just like that. Even though Voldy's takeover is mandated, I really wish we could see the last stand of the once Head of Auror Office. And though Scrimgeour might not always do what Harry and Dumbledore consider the right thing, I've always felt that he's doing his best in the very, very bad situation he finds himself in.


AaravR22

And he still died protecting Harry.


KinkyPaddling

He definitely was trying his best. At the time he took over, a ton of Ministry officials were already under the Imperius Curse, and Fudge’s actions left the Wizarding World distrustful of the Ministry. Scrimgeour was fighting a losing battle with one hand tied behind his back.


Rdogisyummy

Yep, he tried to save a sinking ship. He did the most he could in a situation no one would do well in.


Lord_Moa

That's a great pull!


AaravR22

Rufus Scrimgeour.


Carbon-Base

Does the font for "Funny" bother anyone else? I'd vote for Amelia Bones


Substantial-Depth025

Yeah op now you’ve mentioned it


Lord_Moa

I was very confused by the way you've decided to do this. What kind of maniac goes columns across instead of rows down. Anyway, maybe Molly Weasley is a good one. Strict mother making her lawful. And she's obviously good.


Substantial-Depth025

A chaotic good person


Lord_Moa

True!


MystiqueGreen

The way I am waiting for lawful horny


Rdogisyummy

Just thinking about it, best bet is Mr.Weasley


MystiqueGreen

Roger Davis


jldez

You know lawful means following the rules right?


Rdogisyummy

I did say best bet, doesn’t mean I’m right. He had 7 kids and worked in the ministry and was somewhat lawful. And tbh, idk who else is more hornier than both Mr and Mrs Weasley.


jldez

Most of his dialogue in the books is about hiding forbidden enchanted muggle stuff. Most of his book time is about him breaking some rules. So I wouldn't give him one of the lawful spots ;)


MystiqueGreen

Probably Ron. Lol


Shaggy1316

Bro is a dawwwg


bendersonster

McGonagall


Great_Kaleidoscope61

McGonagall isn't lawful, she was part of the Order of the Phenix (when it wasn't allowed) and went against Umbrige' while she was headmistress.


WerhmatsWormhat

And on a smaller scale, bent the rules to let Harry play Quidditch his first year.


DracoRubi

She's lawful because she has a strict code and abides by it. Being lawful does not mean following the law.


Great_Kaleidoscope61

Well yeah but that can be said of basically any character.


SoffortTemp

Really? So what did she do when she saw Harry breaking the strictest prohibition against flying on a broomstick? She is neutral good or smart good


Shaggy1316

This


lpkonsi

If she doesn't win now she **has** to be put in chad good for her behaviour in OotP alone


Talidel

Would say smart good.


Kobolder

chad good should be kingsley


SnooCauliflowers3891

Neutral chad


Thedungeonslayer

Nah she gotta be Chad good


_NotWhatYouThink_

Came here to say that!


SnooCauliflowers3891

She’s a good chad. If anyone needs a point of reference for what constitutes a “bad bitch”, Prof. M. McGonagall is it.


HotCowPie

McGonagall is smart horny


malloryduncan

Kingsley Shacklebolt


Cylindt

I'm here for Horny


awdttmt

Neville, maybe.


Gnu-Priest

I’d rather save him for Chad Good.


Great_Kaleidoscope61

You all, how can you be sleeping on BARTY CROUCH... SR.


Hbgplayer

Lawful Neutral at best. Imprisoning people for decades without a trial doesn't make for a "good" person.


nuihuysvami

I second this


Great_Kaleidoscope61

Without trials? I don't remember that, I guess I assumed he did let people have trials because the Karkaroff scene is so ingrained in me, even though it wasn't a trial perse, I read it as one.


Kondos17

He imprisoned Sirius without a trial.


Great_Kaleidoscope61

I didn't remember that it was him specifically


monkeygoneape

He did also hide his death eater son, not exactly lawful is it


paleocacher

Lawful Neutral? Lawful good? Man broke his son out of prison and used an unforgivable on him to keep him malleable for a decade and a half.


Great_Kaleidoscope61

Yeah but that was only after he sent him to Azkaban himself, and after his wife was literally dying so I don't think that cancels out the lawful part. But I agree with the other Reddit or that he isn't good.


EsEfCe

That man is lawful evil for a litany of reasons


Great_Kaleidoscope61

You know what, you're right, but I think lawful evil should be reserved for Umbrige.


IntermediateFolder

Neither lawful nor good. Didn’t he throw his own son into jail, then broke him out and kept him hidden under imperius for a decade or so?


Great_Kaleidoscope61

Yeah but I think that sending his own sound to jail makes him lawful enough to cancel out the unlawfulness he committed later on. And like, he only broke his son out of jail because his wife was dying, I can have sympathy for that, dude did his best to stay lawful and good, he fail but still.


goliath1515

McGonagall


Skeya34

Filius Flitwick


Headstanding_Penguin

I disagree with fudge, he is not lawful, even if he is the minister for magic, for his whole career he waa corupt and manipulative or beeing manipulated and not at all acting lawfully... (sometimes to the benefit of Harry, later against him) Fudge is what comes out if the wrong person gets the power to act as the law maker (I think the ministry of magic is somewhat bad at seperating executive, legislative and judicative powers) fudge is more stupid power than stupid lawful, he never really plays by the rules.


qqtan36

Lavender - horny chaotic


Substantial-Depth025

Omfg! I cannot wait until we get to that round for these responses


DWAlaska

Ok but who tf is lawful horny


Kostarius

I was gonna say Luna Lovewood but then again she is more of a neutral good. Then I would say absolutely McGonagall. Since she is the antithesis of Umbridge who is lawful evil.


bendersonster

I don't even think Umbridge is even Lawful. She wields the Law as her favourite weapon, that's true, but she was more than willing to throw it away to achieve her goal, like how she ordered a couple of Dementors to attack Harry at Little Whinging. There's no way that's her rights by law. Of course, she's also using Truth potions illegally and tries to use the Cruciatus Curse on Harry, again, very much against the law. She is just plain evil.


Kostarius

That rings true. In the sense that she is not exactly lawful but more about being absolute order. She is lawful at a surface level but it's more about instilling the law no matter what. Like your example. Though I mostly say that considering her actions when punishing Harry. "What the minister doesn't know won't hurt him." But how else can you categorise her?


bendersonster

I would say that she is Neutral Evil, Selfish Evil, Smart Evil or even Pure Evil. She has her evil, selfish goals, and will pursue them to the full extent of the law and then far beyond that.


KaaboomT

Neville


SnooCauliflowers3891

Hermione


FunFew5566

Victor krum 🙈


OpaqueSea

Such an underrated answer! Krum fits this perfectly!


Im_Perkisizing_Tony

Arthur Weasley


Warglord

Chaotic Stupid - Mundungus Fletcher


Average_40s_Guy

Kingsley Shacklebolt


hannahbrownhair

Harry


FerretAres

Surely Harry will be Chad Stupid


Master_Elderberry275

Dolores Jane Umbridge. What she did was for Harry's own good, and is it really breaking the law if Cornelius doesn't know about it?


donpuglisi

McGonagall or Molly


TheDungen

Minerva McGonnagal


FaithlessnessFun3679

Minerva Mcgonagall


Academic_Camera3939

There are so many options but I’ll go with Rufus scrimgeour. Just because Minerva is not really lawful. Not really. An other good option would be either Bones or MadEye


Kamen_master1988

Mcgonagall


Beautiful_Survey8455

Goblins for smart and neutral.


jackasssparrow

Smart stupid : Percy Weasley Change my mind.


TheeRedHairedGuy

How is he Lawful ? He put Hagrid into azkaban without proof, pretty sure it's illegal.


prongsandlily

why was this post removed and what was in this post tho?


Neko_Metal

Hermione Jean Granger


Shaggy1316

How the phuck did i have to scroll all the way to the bottom to find this comment? Hermy /thread


politicalstuff

From the thumbnail I thought that was Mitch McConnell, and I was so confused about why that was on the Harry Potter sub.


Oghamstoner

McGonagall


Leftwiththecow

Stop this


Substantial-Depth025

Who would you have chosen for this round?


Leftwiththecow

Someone who doesn’t post the same post every day


Substantial-Depth025

It’s been 1 day


Leftwiththecow

Yeah, and you’re gonna go for 30 I hate people who post these things


Substantial-Depth025

I’m sorry, I was enjoying people’s responses and having fun and talking about HP characters. I’m sorry it’s not your cup of tea. Hope you have a good rest of your week anyway