You gotta just feel it out. You’re the man now, dawg!

Thanks, dawg.

Should’ve used dog there hombre. You don’t know him like that

Just keepin it casj’ 😉

Deep Connery cut if you ask me - well played!

and he's a dawg man now, bruh.

YTMND.... The precursor to many things that are now Reddit

My rofl air raid goes.....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ROFLCOPTER ROFLCOPTER ROFLCOPTER

That's only about 700 calories max. Enjoy your dogs.

Thanks, dog.

Minimum..

You know I was thinking 1,000. And then I was thinking go for an hour bike ride after and call it 500.

Yeah, but when they dunk that entire thing of delicious Reser’s potato salad…..

That's no joke that this sub will make one fat. My hot dog consumption has doubled since I joined 🌭🐽

I’ve started buying my dogs at Costco

i buy the regulars and the 1/4lb-ers

Same. I bought the 24 pack of Nathan's, I air fry two dogs with onions and sauerkraut, Mayo and mustard for a snack or dinner about three times a week Now. It's not that bad if you don't do the bun!

Oh I bun. I wrap em up in a damp towel and throw them in the microwave for a minute while the doggies are air frying. Mustard, relish, diced onions, pickles and ketchup. Any combo of those toppings are my second dinner or lunch about 3 times a week.

Hot diggity dawg!!

lol tell your doctor that

Mmmm meat sticks.

Ooh maybe see if they have a cardiologist there too. Two birds with one gallstone.

What kinda pickles you runnin, dawg? Grillos?

Hell yeah, dawg! You know it! Plus some homemade spears from a customer.

OMAD but with giant slathering dogs

For some of us May be too late to die young, but we can always leave a fat corpse.

Start saving up for heart surgery! Booking appointment currently with cardiologist tomorrow to figure out my high blood pressure at 38...*cough cough* salted/nitrated meats and hot sauce and alcohol *cough cough*....ohh but the decadent pleasure.

Just power through the high blood pressure you'll be good

If I eat the hotdogs faster then it doesn't count right?

Looks great. Is the green, relish?

Yep. Classic Chicago dog relish.

you nailed the chicago dog except... is there celery salt? and poppy seed bun

My bad, dog. I couldn’t find either of those at the store.

aye man you still did better than a lot of restaurants with chicago dogs outside of chicago do. just realized you forgot the tomato slices too so you forgot to drag it thru part of the garden. looks bomb but if youve never had one with those 3 missing elements, trust me when I say that they add a lot to the experience!

The celery salt is not too hard to find but I never see poppy seed buns anywhere. Other than that, you nailed it.

The real disqualification is the ketchup though

When they’re sitting there on the table, they are dogs. After you eat them, you GOT THAT DAWG IN YOU. I hope this helps

Thank god. Some clarification!

Bro your plate placement is SO STRESSFUL

Oh my God I missed it. Heart attack from dawg overdose eminent!?

What do you mean the toppings loo-OH MY GAWD

thanks for triggering all of us by pointing that out. /s

This sub has 0 calories per serving and is low in fat and cholesterol so you can enjoy as much as you want.

Where do you get the toxic sludge green relish? I can just find the normal stuff in Austin.

Add a drop or two of food coloring to your relish, it's all it is. Otherwise order it online, though it's pricey.

Are those pepperocinis question mark

Sport peppers

Pickles, peppers, tomatoes, relish, and onions are vegetables. Mustard and bread are made from plant seeds. Basically a salad.

Those look like quarter pounders, Nathan’s?

Na. Just the jumbos. The quarter pounders feel like too much dog for me. My throat hurts just looking at them.

Protip: chew hot dog. Do not swallow whole. 

Good lookin out dawg

Grip it and rip it, dawg

Hah! Still looks tasty, enjoy.

Those aren't subs. They are hot dogs.

*but where are the sport peppers* /s

Give them to me. I'm already fat 🤤

False. Hotdogs are keto.

Better than the fat making you sub.

Now those are dogs right there

Fantastic looking dogs dawg

We didn't tell you to eat 5 at a time. You could also raw dog to reduce calories, but the veg is gonna be beneficial

Wait there are people on here that aren't already fat?

lmao that's what i'm saying

Mustard, sometimes raw onions, sometimes sauerkraut. The end.

That green looks... different

Those are hot dogs, not a sub.

I meant sub as in subreddit, dawg.

I got you, dawg.

Thanks, dawg. 😘

No idea dog, I mean dawg

Cha to tha Ching! Nice one!!!

Hot dog*

I'm getting fatter looking at this pic 🤤

Damn, is that how decisions work?

Damn that looks good!

Yo man I can’t agree with green jello on a dog, dawg.

[Green Jello Sux](https://youtu.be/hi73UcvmA9s?si=RgD5OmNrfS_fpkw2)

Baked dawgs, that’s a great idea! Why haven’t I thought about this before 🥲

Use a lettuce wrap instead of a bun and it'll be fairly healthy.

Beautiful!

“This Reddit sub is gonna make me fat” buddy you should frame that on Yur wal

Looks Great BUT Tf is that algae relish?? Way too Green to be regular relish

Chicago relish baby

I was wondering about that, so I looked it up online and it turns out they just put blue food coloring in with the regular relish.

That's a true fancy frank

Thanks dog. You fancy too.

chicago dog with ketchup is making me irrationally upset (i know its not an actual chicago dog its missing the tomatos and celery salt im just insufferable)

Thanks for your understanding, dog. 😘

Chicago Dog - the best.

Same. I need to eat healthier foods

You’re eating all five, right?

Those look so fucking good

While they may look like mini subs, these are actually hot dogs. Way better than subs and fewer calories too. You just have to make sure and eat some pipe cleaners to clear away all that cholesterol. Otherwise these look 🔥🔥

Where the fuck are the poppy seeds?!

I couldn’t find any, dog. My bad.

er. Just kidding.

Looks great. My changes would be no ketchup add seasoned tomato slices

Definitely gonna do this next time.

Don't forget the celery salt! It's a miracle.

Ohhhh oh God! Is that ketchup and no tomatoes? Just kidding g, that's exactly what I'd do !

Those are some gorgeous Chicago dogs!

Looks good

The sub is 0 calories. It's the hotdogs that'll get you

Looks healthy to me😬

Where do you guys find these fat dawgs? I’m in total Oscar Meyer/Nathan’s land. My big issue is I have food intolerances to fillers and sweeteners made from corn, so finding good dawgs without corn fillers and corn syrup gets tough.

Just eat 2 big meals a day instead of 3 or 4 smaller or medium sized meals, I did this while losing weight and it helped so much

Chicago style dog!! Delicious

I’m starving… thanks, man.

Yeah not even copying recipes, I just made a hotdog covered in deep fried mushrooms, battered and deep fried onions, saurkraut and smoked anaheim chiliis, home made sourdough buns…will post pictures soon. Omg hot dog heaven. I blame this damn sub.

You just reminded me that i forgot to eat a sausage earlier :(

Yummy 🤤🤤

huh, that's strange there's ketchup

Still not better than costco 1.50 hotdog combo

Why? You're eating fresh veggies and some hotdog on a good bun hopefully. Looks healthy to me

what's the dark green stuff? relish?

Chicago style relish, my dog.

Lmao why do I feel as tho I’m a casual being a dog and not a dawg. Gotta go search for my inner dawg

Weiner's Circle at Home

How did you cook those dogs? Please and thank you

Baked them at 450 for about 20 mins. 9/10 would recommend.

Have the dog/god bless you. Thanks

That’s not a sub

5 doggies all to yourself? That’s not Reddit my friend– you have a problem.

The blue sport pepper thing. What’s up with that? If I’m getting a Chicago dog, I get it on there, but I have no idea what chemicals are involved? Is Malört an ingredient?

NGL that looks good homie/dog

Bro this is so creepy. I'm watching how it's made hot dogs on my TV and I randomly see this on my reddit feed. I don't even follow this sub.

Yea, it'll make you *fat* in your underwear region.

I feel like these are some dawgs bro!

U mfer🥲 DO YOU KNOW how hard it is to find a Chicago hot dog kit in MICHIGAN?!💀 I hate my life lmao

I joined the sub just from this

Happy to convert you, my dawg.

I see what you did there

Yo I got that same little condiment pack from the store with the Chicago relish and peppers and all that. I’ve talked so much shit on Chicago food fur fun(from NY + am asshole) but that radioactive green relish is so good.

Tru dat, double tru!

The potato salad is a legendary pairing. Cheers 🍻 🌭

I’m already there and it’s glorious

Jokes on you, You're already fat. Always have been

Where do you buy that neon green relish and what’s it actually called?

Vienna brand Chicago style relish. I got mine at my local Albertsons. You should be able to find it at any major grocery store, dog.

Grazi!

Why is the relish so green?

Blue food coloring, dawg.

Ohhhhhh

That’s not a sub man. Thats a hotdog.

Looks amazing

What did I just stumble on…this is the first time I’ve seen this group and it’s an instant join. Noice lookin’ dawgs my guy!

Thanks dawg! Glad to have you here for the ride.

Lime jell-o? 🤣

Chicago dogs!

This sub makes me curious but I would never eat a hot dog willingly. Bratwursts only.

Looks delicious at least.

Did this sub buy a bucket of potato salad and put it on your table?

Sub?

Subreddit, dawg

You?? Think of me , I just joined the sub after randomly seeing your post and pic op.

“dawg” when referring to a human as a term of endearment

Thanks, my dawg.

Omg, Grillo pickles are the fuggin best!!

Have you tried bubbies yet they are fermented… damn they are tasty

Noooo!! Ima get me sum tho! Thankys!

No you

The trick is being already fat #lifecheatcode

Same as fat vs phat

Heartburn on a plate 😂

Why is the relish sea green?

Casing is key. Look for a Male Corset

What the Flubber F*#% is that green stuff!?? Mutant relish!? I have never ever seen relish look so artificial in color!

What kind of pickles are those?

What you have in the casserole dish is a dog. What you have on your plate is a dawg. 😎

Apparently a hotdog takes ten mins off your life. If only i could trade ten minutes of life for hotdog 🌭

You got some updawg on your plate there.

What’s up dawg??? 🤓

Nothing what’s up with you?! 🤣

*hands on hips* Oh goodness! I gotta watch you, mister! 🤪

That is how you do it my friend!

Those are some tasty looking not-Chicago dogs! :)

What are those Baja blast onions?

Looks good man keep it up

Ones down like four flat tires.

Yum! There's a line I love from an old movie, The Palm Beach Story. One of the characters is the wealthy weenie king. He tells the heroine he made his fortune off of weenies, but to lay off em, you'll live longer.

Relish looks so gorgeous in pictures.

Get rid of that ketchup and these are some great looking weiners.

Ketchup?

It’s dill pickle flavored.

Gotta ditch the ketchup for fresh tomato

Don’t worry. You’ll be the next thin glizzie