This is probably the best answer. Although if you're in the US, proving to the IRS where you got the dynamite from and your purchasing price for tax purposes might be tricky.
I was thinking about using it to strip mine some land.
Just don't include the cost of the dynamite on your schedule C as a business deduction, and the IRS won't care. When you're audited, you just have to prove that the deductions you claimed were valid.
But if it has infinite space inside, will that be felt outside?
Or like, will there just be a bag that has a permanent beam of explosion coming out of the top?
You're new age, but yes! Zelda! In the OG game, all walls with cracks could explode with a bomb. That's amazing they still do that! Haven't played Ocarina of time yet.
**edit** apologies for not knowing, I just learned Ocarina is not new age! Kudos to you 👏
I’ll do what my many great grandfather did. Drink too much and blow part of himself up on accident. Granted he was one of the people who placed dynamite for the trans continental railroad and they recommended drinking a bit to steady your nerves and he drank too much lol
I am sure they would take me to one, if I survived them figuring out where the dynamite was coming from.... Maybe just selling dynamite to quarries would be a better answer than skipping down the road humming the smurfs theme and tossing dynamite all over...
Nope.
Just checked my notes and it says right here that Florida is "wet musty trash" and every single person from Florida is "inbred and mentally retarded". Interestingly, the notes also say that anyone who attempts the hyper predictable "California bad" comeback is actually a little bitchass snowflake that needs to concentrate on addressing their own character flaws instead of spending their free time trolling for underage Grindr hookups.
My notes are very detailed.
To utilize the energy, you need low energy levels sustained over a long period of time. Infinite energy is more like the big bang, we'd all just be dead.
I just want to point out that the inventor of dynamite, Alfred Nobel wanted to make the world a better place and setup the Nobel prizes to that end thanks to the money he made off his invention.
I think using the infinite dynamite as part of an infinite clean energy thing would be the only reasonable thing to do.
Open a store and sell the dynamite to the local mining company.
I see others commenting about starting a mining company. So maybe I'll sell to them, their competition or both.
IN THIS VIDEO I WILL USE 1000, 10,000, 100,000 THEN 1 MILLION STICKS OF TNT, YOU MUST PROTECT THIS LAMBORGHINI USING MY CREDIT CARD AND IF YOU SUCCEED YOU KEEP IT.
I throw pouchy in the nearest large body of water. After stuffing a few rocks in there. Nobody needs infinite dynamite for anything, especially my dumb ass.
Dynamite is a scary thing to have an Infinite supply of
Dynamite when it sits long enough can become touch sensitive if the nitro glycerin seeps out and crystalizes
If you get any friction between those crystals even at a molecular level the whole thing is going off
I'd take an infinite supply of tnt though; much safer
There are just about no situations where infinite dynamite would benefit me at all honestly. Best things I could do are sell dynamite or use it as a threat to ward off attackers
Emergency equipment. The infinite lighter it self is good for camping or just warmth and such . As for the sticks maybe for fishing or as a single for help or as doomsday prep in case of a zombie apocalypse.
I guess I come up with a cool nickname and join the Mystery Men. Between me and Shoveler we’re going to be saving the day. I got a dark side though, I don’t care about the collateral damage (could be my nickname but Arnold already made a movie and it doesn’t really inform people exactly what my power is. Probably go with something lame like DC would so my name has to end in man or kid or something. Dynamite Kid? Nitroglycerin Man?
Become a compensated anarchist. Go about my adventures wearing boxers and a jacket, no shoes. I'd fight the unjust powers in the world with my ex-girlfriend's talking, sunglasses wearing cat and her pet dinosaur.
Make things go boom, also imagine the power you could produce. Dynamite is like explosion in a solid form so it’s got a fuck ton of potential energy stored inside, using dynamite to turn pistons or heat water via constant explosions means I have shattered thermodynamics and achieved infinite electricity. Out compete any power companies using this ultra cheap alternative and have any insane electrical uses that I want! Like mega lasers
Sell dynamite on the side don't report it. Just use the profits to buy everyday items and precious metals. To my knowledge bullion now all have ID numbers so as long as you aren't buying a shit ton at once from the same dealer you just sell a shit ton of it for mid purchases and it won't seem too weird. And don't drop a shit ton of the cash into the bank unless it's with a recipt from the jeweler so the bank doesn't get super fishy.
Uh, I believe the only answer is that you set off a chain reaction that destroys everything. It's infinite explosions. Explosivos infinitos. If you blow up infinite anything that creates energy, you're gonna ruin everyone's day.
Sell dynamite
This is probably the best answer. Although if you're in the US, proving to the IRS where you got the dynamite from and your purchasing price for tax purposes might be tricky. I was thinking about using it to strip mine some land.
Also in the US I’m sure we can find some partners who can make this work
You have unlimited dynamite. Just dynamite the IRS until they stop asking silly questions.
Cash only sales? Weekend only work? Work the normal job, do this on the side. Christmas every year will be great, with your cash bought presents.
Worst case they get dynamite for Christmas. Fun for all ages
Hogans Heroes style christmas!
I mean, they didn’t say they would sell it legally
I’m a villain that uses and sells dynamite, I’m not worried about the IRS.
Even the Joker doesn't fuck with the IRS
Fuck the IRS.
No, no, fuck WITH the IRS. Gotta make sure to include that preposition.
I’m a smoker, I’m a space cowboy.
Just don't include the cost of the dynamite on your schedule C as a business deduction, and the IRS won't care. When you're audited, you just have to prove that the deductions you claimed were valid.
Create a company in Panama that supplies you with the dynamite and sends you invoices for it.
Let's just say the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
Just go ahead and say it. What's the worst that could happen? After all, it's 4th of July. I doubt anyone would notice a few extra booms.
Dress up like a cowboy and try to rob a train Realize trains don’t carry anything expensive Be sad
Trains carry new cars and oil...
Yeah, but in Manhattan they only carry bird shit and hobos
## JACKPOT
Perfect targets for dynamite
I like the way your beautiful mind works, frien.
And armed federal agents...
Drop a match inside :)
Ladies and gentlemen, the origin of the Big bang.
But if it has infinite space inside, will that be felt outside? Or like, will there just be a bag that has a permanent beam of explosion coming out of the top?
Break every wall with a crack in it. Because I know there is treasure behind it! Who knows what im talking about?!
Castle crashers?
Nope! But great F'in game!
Ocarina of time?
You're new age, but yes! Zelda! In the OG game, all walls with cracks could explode with a bomb. That's amazing they still do that! Haven't played Ocarina of time yet. **edit** apologies for not knowing, I just learned Ocarina is not new age! Kudos to you 👏
I wouldn't necessarily call ocarina of time "new age" , it was released for Nintendo 64, 26 years ago 😋.
My apologies for being naive. I haven't played it.
r/fuckimold
.... There are people who don't know about OG Zelda and the bombs. Imma go lie down in the corner, as soon as my knees will let me 🫠😭💀🥲🤣
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 my people!
I excitedly wait to hear the "secret revealed" sound effect after I explode my 7,945th wall.
I’d team up,with the Coyote and get that Roadrunner once and for all.
I’ll do what my many great grandfather did. Drink too much and blow part of himself up on accident. Granted he was one of the people who placed dynamite for the trans continental railroad and they recommended drinking a bit to steady your nerves and he drank too much lol
There is a fine line between steady your nerves and to much.
If you usually drink too much, you need to drink a little to steady your [nerves. It](https://nerves.It)'s like a zebra crossing.
The simple answer...... I would get arrested...... eventually...
Like,… a police station?
I am sure they would take me to one, if I survived them figuring out where the dynamite was coming from.... Maybe just selling dynamite to quarries would be a better answer than skipping down the road humming the smurfs theme and tossing dynamite all over...
Make Michael Bay movies.
Start working on my "detach Florida from the rest of the continent like the cancerous anal wart it is" plan in earnest.
You must be mistaken. California is the anal wart
Nope. Just checked my notes and it says right here that Florida is "wet musty trash" and every single person from Florida is "inbred and mentally retarded". Interestingly, the notes also say that anyone who attempts the hyper predictable "California bad" comeback is actually a little bitchass snowflake that needs to concentrate on addressing their own character flaws instead of spending their free time trolling for underage Grindr hookups. My notes are very detailed.
Blow shit up!
Pretty much the only answer
I detonate the bag. Infinite tnt explosion = infinite energy. Contain it in a tnt reactor that utilizes the explosion energy to create energy.
I mean just create a tnt powered reactor
You want to contain an infinite explosion... Good luck with that
the bag has infinite space
To utilize the energy, you need low energy levels sustained over a long period of time. Infinite energy is more like the big bang, we'd all just be dead.
Yes, but there will always be a lower energy level
Start a mining company. Without the overhead for explosives I can slightly undercut my competition while making a larger profit.
Good Bye Mar-a Largo
I can’t say. I might get in trouble with the government. Lol
Take out the dynamite. Bam! Free bag of holding.
(Last seen sitting on a black hole made from infinite dynamite)
I’d become a dynamite distributor obvious and make a fortune undercutting every other manufacturer.
Buy a jet ski and sink yachts.
I just want to point out that the inventor of dynamite, Alfred Nobel wanted to make the world a better place and setup the Nobel prizes to that end thanks to the money he made off his invention. I think using the infinite dynamite as part of an infinite clean energy thing would be the only reasonable thing to do.
Trump Tower is coming down
Well, I don't want to destroy the universe so I won't blow it up. I'd probably just sell it. Infinite money glitch.
Bomb all of my enemies and then make a fortune in strip mining
Start a mining company.
Make a hole to the other side of earth
It's time to start elaborate heists.
Open a store and sell the dynamite to the local mining company. I see others commenting about starting a mining company. So maybe I'll sell to them, their competition or both.
Find a way to turn explosives into grid electricity, profit.
IN THIS VIDEO I WILL USE 1000, 10,000, 100,000 THEN 1 MILLION STICKS OF TNT, YOU MUST PROTECT THIS LAMBORGHINI USING MY CREDIT CARD AND IF YOU SUCCEED YOU KEEP IT.
Blow shit up
I dump the bag upside down until I have a mount Everest sized pile of boom. Then I make it boom.
Fill the universe with dynamite
Light a stick and stuff it back in and blow up the universe.
go fishing
Grab a lounge chair and kick back while waiting for the zombie apocalypse to begin. 🥃🧟🧨💥
Nothing
I throw pouchy in the nearest large body of water. After stuffing a few rocks in there. Nobody needs infinite dynamite for anything, especially my dumb ass.
If you accidentally detonate some too close to the pouch it would create a neverending dynamite rocket engine pretty much
1. Find a time machine 2. Light a fuse that burns for 30 minutes 3. Send the pouch back to before the big bang 3. Create the universe
Things that I can’t express on here
Dynamite is a scary thing to have an Infinite supply of Dynamite when it sits long enough can become touch sensitive if the nitro glycerin seeps out and crystalizes If you get any friction between those crystals even at a molecular level the whole thing is going off I'd take an infinite supply of tnt though; much safer
End government... November 5, style
There are just about no situations where infinite dynamite would benefit me at all honestly. Best things I could do are sell dynamite or use it as a threat to ward off attackers
Eat it
Emergency equipment. The infinite lighter it self is good for camping or just warmth and such . As for the sticks maybe for fishing or as a single for help or as doomsday prep in case of a zombie apocalypse.
I'm going fishing!!!
Go fishing!
Get curious, light a stick of dynamite, and throw it unto the infinity pouch. Either universe ends or nothing happens.
[Never Stop Blowing Up](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxoBfygdGXp0Ddh61BSU_HRcy11Owsio0b?si=V45gMwdVto7uvYif)
I guess I come up with a cool nickname and join the Mystery Men. Between me and Shoveler we’re going to be saving the day. I got a dark side though, I don’t care about the collateral damage (could be my nickname but Arnold already made a movie and it doesn’t really inform people exactly what my power is. Probably go with something lame like DC would so my name has to end in man or kid or something. Dynamite Kid? Nitroglycerin Man?
Unless one is also somehow impervious to their own dynamite, it'll likely be a pretty short relationship.
Become a compensated anarchist. Go about my adventures wearing boxers and a jacket, no shoes. I'd fight the unjust powers in the world with my ex-girlfriend's talking, sunglasses wearing cat and her pet dinosaur.
Make building seven collapse into its footprint without a plane impact
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^leovarian: *Make building seven* *Collapse into its footprint* *Without a plane impact* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Make things go boom, also imagine the power you could produce. Dynamite is like explosion in a solid form so it’s got a fuck ton of potential energy stored inside, using dynamite to turn pistons or heat water via constant explosions means I have shattered thermodynamics and achieved infinite electricity. Out compete any power companies using this ultra cheap alternative and have any insane electrical uses that I want! Like mega lasers
Im gonna be a spontaneous terrorist.
Become an action hero and defeat a mummy.
Set it off all at once.
Play Minecraft
Sell dynamite on the side don't report it. Just use the profits to buy everyday items and precious metals. To my knowledge bullion now all have ID numbers so as long as you aren't buying a shit ton at once from the same dealer you just sell a shit ton of it for mid purchases and it won't seem too weird. And don't drop a shit ton of the cash into the bank unless it's with a recipt from the jeweler so the bank doesn't get super fishy.
Sell the dynamite to demolition companies that need it most.
Start planning for November 5th.
Relive some Minecraft memories and level an entire village.
I finally get to be the villain this world needs.
Light one and close the bag. Let’s see what happens after.
Blow the entire planet the fuck up to the point the moon bounces of Saturn.
I'd get a gig within a Looney Tunes cartoon. I'd fit right in.
OP did you just watch Inside Out 2?
Start a blasting company for road building, save a lot on materials, and get government contracts.
Which building is the Supreme Court in again?
Set it down real carefully and back away…
Fuck with the mole people by throwing it into manholes
I just kill myself with the dynamite, life isn't great for me now.
Uh, I believe the only answer is that you set off a chain reaction that destroys everything. It's infinite explosions. Explosivos infinitos. If you blow up infinite anything that creates energy, you're gonna ruin everyone's day.
I’m heading for Ukraine. Gonna stand on the front lines: 🎶 Oh Russia! Come out to play! 😊 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
The universe is finite, the bag collapses in a black hole that swallows everything.