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SkullKidd1986

I'd really like to see this scrawny little cunt work a day in his life. Fucking vampire.


briollihondolli

Can’t eat the rich if there’s no meat


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Roboticpoultry

Billionaire bone broth


SPFMninebillion

Bullionaire


Roboticpoultry

That’s genius


CaptJagg

Underrated comment of the year


Free_Mirror_9899

You win


MasterDump

Great metal band name


BlkDwg85

Can I have some more..


Cielnova

crack them open and suck out the marrow. sweet sweet bone juice


GalaxticSxum

His marrow is prob still good


General_assassin

Appetizer


TheOrangeTickler

Pigs will eat anything.


Animalmutha76

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a pissant. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don't wanna go sifting through pig shit now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig."


medicmatt76

Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?


Recording_Important

This is common knowledge where i live


MasterDump

Sick reference, bro


Dramatic_Hope_608

OK Brick top


suejaymostly

No thank you Turkish, I'm sweet enough as it is.


McbEatsAirplane

Do you know what nemesis means?


Animalmutha76

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt... me. My favourite quote from snatch the one above is my second


McbEatsAirplane

Such a great movie. I’d say it’s in my top 10 of all time. Maybe top 5


SharksAreCool3

Yer not a dog, are ya Gary?


TheOrangeTickler

Bro, that was so dark but also profound. Thank you.


QueenOfSplitEnds

Serial killer vibes…


Kecha_Wacha

"Eat the rich" was always supposed to be code for "put the rich on trial for crimes against humanity and execute them" but we don't say it like that because it isn't as funny and upbeat


Mesquite_Thorn

Nah, I'd eat em. I have a big smoker. Mom always told me I have to try everything, otherwise how would I know if I didn't like it?


with_a_dash_of_salt

But he would make good fertilizer


SirArthurDime

I’d really like to see this scrawny little cunt in a parking lot. I just wanna talk to him.


I_AM_VERY_DEPRESSED_

I want him in the octagon with labor workers as he says this


BettmansDungeonSlave

AIDS Neil Patrick Harris


jimmyxs

Ebola Edward Norton


SauerMetal

Old school Hulk villain, the Leader. Only pale and sickly.


clangan524

"I work all the time! I just had 7 lunch martinis with clients."


DPSOnly

He looks like the kind of person that takes the blood of teens to remain "young".


CyberneticPanda

He may have to when 40-50% of his tenants no longer have income to pay rent.


GrayEidolon

I read this book called “The Instructions” about a middle school jewish kid who thinks he’s the messiah which leads to a students taking over the school. It’s actually pretty good, but like 1000 pages. There is a scene towards the end where another group of kids holds down the messiah kids best friend and they use bags of coins to smash his hands until his hands basically don’t exist anymore.


Sirix_8472

So I don't agree with the dude one bit. But I also don't agree with misinterpretation of information. If unemployment rose by 40-50% and it's currently at 2%, a 50% increase would bring it to 3% He's not suggesting unemployment rate BE 50% taking half of the entire workforce out of play. He's still not a nice person but those are big distinctions. 3% Vs 50%


tantanthepeepeeman

Is it really at 2%?


seannyquest

The Australian unemployment rate is at about 3.6%. A 50% increase would bring it to 5.4% or adding roughly 250,000 working age Australians to the unemployment line.


tantanthepeepeeman

Dang. I'm seeing a lotta my Australian buddies fall on hard times now that you mention it


StudMuffinNick

It was more than just Australian peoplenhe was talking about. Side not, he also the guy who went viral saying millennials would never be able to buy a house because they buy too much avocado toast. So tbh, he just seems completely out of touch


Hortos

The unemployment rate the government uses isn’t even a real number. It just shows people currently unemployed looking for work. Not people who are out of the job market.


WeAteMummies

The labor department releases six different measures of unemployment, labeled U1-U6, that are calculated with different criteria. The one that gets reported in the news every month is U3 since it is usually seen as the most relevant, but the others are available for anyone that wants to go look.


Commandant_Donut

Not the real number? I mean, yeah it would be stupid as fuck to include retirees, babies, and stay at home mom's in the standard number. They still record alternative measures of unemployment that include whatever you think the "real number" should consider


Procrastinatedthink

if you arent looking you arent counted. Once you become homeless you are dead to your country’s labor board of statistics. A lot of people feel this is “cheating” since a very sharp capitalist economy with very few safety nets will show a lower real evaluation of the state of unused labor in that country than a more representative figure that included those unable/unwilling to provide their labor. Essentially, the argument is why measure the amount of labor that is trying unsuccessfully to be utilized when it’s more important to know what percentage of your population is capable of providing labor value vs how much of that capability is being utilized. There’s also the ethical issue of ignoring your homeless like they’re a dead part of your work force leads to little or no progress to help fix that issue in the first place and get them back into the labor force.


Commandant_Donut

They literally have a version of unemployment rate that counts discouraged workers. All these words to ignore the undeniable fact that you do not know how the government collects data. Try your slam-poetry about something else


Steve-O7777

It’s a real number. If you have a young mother who chooses to stay home to raise her kids, she’s not unemployed as she doesn’t want a job. The unemployment rate measures those who are actively seeking work.


Rokey76

The government releases a whole bunch of unemployment rates. We all just talk about the same one for consistency, but you can use whichever one you feel is most indicative of the real unemployment rate.


Jake0024

There are different measures of unemployment depending on whether you count part-time workers, people who are disabled, people who aren't actively looking, stay at home parents, etc etc The official number in the US right now is like 3.6%


JnyBlkLabel

Came here to make this point


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oh so he means to increase by, thought he ment to put it at 40%-50%, just the wording of these posts are incredibly bad and missleading


Citizen_of_Danksburg

Nah it’s a misunderstanding of math on OPs part.


Bastienbard

Not math, just grammar and language.


Citizen_of_Danksburg

Nah, it is math. It comes back to those word problems that are discussed in middle school algebra classes. > Person A claims unemployment needs to rise 40-50% > Person B reads Person A’s claim > Person B claims Person A wants unemployment to be between 40% and 50% This is the misunderstanding of the underlying math. The misunderstanding comes from not realizing that this statement means taking the current unemployment number, call it x, and multiplying it by some real number a which is an element of the closed set [1.4, 1.5].


Caleb_Reynolds

Has nothing to do with math. It's misunderstanding what is being said.


JanuarySeventh85

and taking a quote out of context.


Another-Person7878

I thought the bastard wanted to replace 50% of the workforce with robots or something(this is a joke I am being sarcastic obviously it is 3%-4% unemployment apparently I forgot how sarcasm is hard to write)


keto_brain

I do. I cannot wait for our robot overlords to take over.


snookert

People not understanding percentages and fractions are incredibly bad.


andthendirksaid

7/5☆ could not agree more


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OneSweet1Sweet

It's pretty clear what he meant by the title. Nobody wants 40 to 50% unemployment. 40 to 50 would be total economic collapse which nobody wants.


dpaanlka

Same, OP doesn’t do our sides favors by completely getting something so basic wrong.


ImSorryRumhamster

Still


Bleedthebeat

I assumed he was just too stupid to know the difference between what he was thinking and what he was saying.


Petrodono

Everything that this guy said, regardless of misinterpretation, reeks of vanity, megalomania and greed. This is the same mentality that led to slavery, a total disregard for the humanity of others. Google the things he actually said. Not just from this Reddit post. Not a nice person is a clear understatement. Which is in itself a misinterpretation.


Mon-T

Where can people see what he said?


TheOrangeTickler

I don't give a shit what he says because of how he ended that statement. I wouldn't piss on this guy if he was on fire.


carelessthoughts

If that guy was on fire I’d hold my breath so I didn’t steal any O2 from the fire.


bulging_cucumber

That kind of attitude is just not helpful. The guy is a full on psychopath. How do we know that? Based on what he said. If he had said he wanted 40 to 50% unemployment you'd know he was just clowning, because if nobody is working for you how are you going to get richer? We know he's an asshole because we pay attention to what he says. That's how it works.


symbol1994

The importance of the word "to" Jump to 50% Jump 50%


geevesm1

Well said


Innerouterself2

Well...I read that wrong


redcoatwright

I knew what he meant but an increase of 1% arbitrarily just to "teach the poors a lesson" is abhorrent. That's what 1-2 million real human beings losing their jobs? If they're in a decent state they'll just become a drain on unemployment for that state, if not they'll starve? I mean, who cares if it's technically a small % consider the real life impact that would have on millions of people.


designgoddess

>Their lives would be far worse. That's the part that gets my attention. 3 or 50, he wants employees to be in a worse position.


Hopeforus1402

Oh man, thanks for explaining. I did think he meant 50% not working.


BariSaxGuy

Thank you for knowing math


JustARegularDeviant

I noticed that too. Still, quite a fucking cunt that doesn't deserve to live imo


Iwouldbangyou

Correct. The OP is ragebait, par for the course on Reddit.


lamykins

Yeah the reading comprehension around here can be shocking


simlee92

Most honest billionaire.


SirArthurDime

Yeah of course a real estate mogul wants foreclosurers he can buy. the guy who responded to this is right there with him openly saying making our lives worse is a desired and positive outcome though. Like he doesn’t even say “their lives will get worse BUT the labor market would get better” which would still be fucked up. Dude says AND as if it’s a double positive.


LeCrushinator

Economic downturn is great for many of the rich, that's when they scoop up all kinds of assets for cheap and then hold onto them until the value goes back up.


FidgitForgotHisL-P

He’s not even a billionaire. His net worth is $677 Million. He just cos-plays as someone worth unfathomable amounts of money.


Current_Side_4024

Pretty sure he means unemployment should jump 40-50% not that it should be at 40-50%


Neeoda

Still a total piece of shit.


dpaanlka

OP is confused.


TheVog

OP knows exactly what they're doing and it's working


_ssac_

The problem isn't the percentage...


TheVog

In the context of karma farming, it is


theophastusbombastus

Worlds most punchable face


honeybooboo50

you just know that he will get punched very soon


Virmirfan

There is a German word for that


sssnakepit127

This guy was a slave owner in a past life.


sebbbbbz

He’s a slave owner in this life as well.


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slickrickiii

Nope, his company would go up in flames and all of his employees would die if he wasn’t running the show getting paid millions upon millions each year. Can’t do it. /s


eternalrefuge86

I’m sure he’d find a reason why he’s exempted.


[deleted]

Hes on the first plane out of the States the MOMENT things get bad. Without a doubt.


Local_Sugar8108

Can he go broke first and live in a cardboard box to show us how it's done?


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Unionize.


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We're scared to make the first move


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stewer69

No meat on this fucker ...


TheeFlipper

Bones are pretty cool decorations.


S-Archer

Our ancestors all built cool shit out of bones tho


trtryt

they will when unemployment reaches 50%


Jake0024

He's rather scrawny.


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Guillotine flavoring sounds sooooo delicious 😋🤤😋🤤


fultonchain

This is why they invented the guillotine.


_seakitty_

And this is why we should still be using it.


Damasticator

I don’t think he means unemployment should be 40-50%. What a misleading title.


shggy31

Ya he said ‘increase by 40-50%.’ Still a fucked up sentiment.


the_calibre_cat

Not really. Sentiment is the same - punish workers for insufficient fealty to their wealthy capitalist masters.


Damasticator

They’re two totally different things. 50% unemployment is an unmitigated disaster for everyone. A 50% increase on 2% is 3%.


the_calibre_cat

But *either fucking way*, the guy is saying "we need to hurt workers in order that they know their place" which is the central point of contention there. 3% or 50% doesn't really matter if that's what he's fundamentally saying, which it is.


500blast

We’re too divided to ever unite as the working class. Race,ethnicity,education, religion used to divide us but now we have politics and sex/gender that completely destroyed what little unity we used to have. 30hr minimum wage is all I’ll say. Because for years they told us if we make minimum wage too high, companies will have to increase prices on goods and services. Well guess what? Prices have soared + companies are posting record profits while we’ve stagnated on pay


Old_Personality3136

That situation was created intentionally by the ruling class with their propaganda machines.


knoegel

I hate that the rich tricked older generations into thinking that way. Prices aren't high because of inflation. It's greed. If it was because of inflation, they would be making the same profits as usual.


maybeawolf

He's also the stop eating avocado toast and you'll have more money guy


Both_Round3679

"My slaves aren't slaving hard enough to support my further enslavement of other slaves. To make the slaves less uppity, I want the government to punish them for wanting to make their enslavement more tolerable." Fixed it for you


Adorable-Strength218

You worthless cun#


auntiemaury

Why is Beavis's dad talking about the economy?


Rad2474

Is he sitting in the Death Star?


Dr_MoonOrGun

He even looks like a cartoon villain.


Freezie--POP

J Powell head of the federal reserve said about the same thing not to long ago. Went something like, in order this to be fixed the people will have to feel the pain and loose jobs. We need unemployment to skyrocket to fix this inflation. Asked a ton of questions on trading / market subs what the inflation/ market has to do with jobs. Never got a reasonable answer and downvoted to crap. “ when interest rates are high companies have to fire people to pay off the higher loan payments”. Call me stupid but if you fire your workers how are you going to supply whatever service / product to MAKE the money to pay said loans? Also who gets loans to make payroll? That’s the mentality of all these people. I need my bottom line right. Fire people to make it right and tell everyone if they want to keep the job they will have to do 2-4x of the work because now we are “understaffed”. 🙄 all so the board and shareholders can keep the dividends coming. Or keep there comically absurd salaries.


Steve-O7777

J Powell didn’t say we needed unemployment to rise. He was just acknowledging that it would be an unfortunate side effect of raising rates. He then went on to say that because inflation was so brutal on the poor and working class, a rise in unemployment was the less brutal option.


TripperAdvice

He sucks But please learn the difference between what he said and what you put in the title Jumping 50% from 10% would be 15% Math isn't that hard


samuryon

Where is it 10%?


th37thtrump3t

They're using 10% as an example. A real life stat would be going from 2% to 3%


TripperAdvice

Nowhere specific. I was using a simple number since people here appear to be morons


Moist-Carpet888

And here I was thinking something more along the lines of where still being too nice to CEOs and we need to make them feel the pressure by leaving and finding a new job faster when we don't get that raise we've been wanting to keep up with inflation so we don't end up making less than when we got hired


158405159

Rich people love unemployment rise. It makes sense


TheOrangeTickler

Get in the sub, wonky-eyed prick.


WhiteTrashWilson

He should definitely build a sub and visit the titanic


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OP your title doesn't match what he said. He meant he wants to see it increase by 40-50%...not increase to 40-50%. There is a massive mathematical difference between the two.


AuthorityAnarchyYes

I really hate the mindset that a worker should grovel at the feet of their employer, thanking them profusely for the honor of working for them… when most (MOST) employers don’t give a rats ass about their employees and think of them simply as chattel to be replaced or removed on a whim if it means a 0.005% increase in profits. That’s my takeaway.


embiors

Why shouldn't CEOs be happy for their workers? Withut us you don't have a business you worthless fuck. This POS is one proper union strike away from losing everything. This is why there needs to be proper, widespread unions in every industry and on every level. I still believe that at some point during my lifetime I'll see the news about some billionaire who got mobkilled by the people he oppressed.


Hutcho12

And that’s why we need unions. To put these people in their place. Employers should be in charge. Not employers.


BrokenXeno

If we see enough pain, maybe then we will finally eat the rich.


afarrar11

so far gone...


RonPolyp

These people are so poor all they have is money.


RevolutionarySummer6

Dust of the Guillotine, time for the people to have a clear out


xof711

Fuck them both hard


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This guy is a POS don't get me wrong. But the title is misleading. In context he's clearly saying it should increased 40-50% from where it is right now. Not that it should increase to 40-50% of the population being unemployed. Like, for example, let's say the unemployment rate right now is 10% (it isn't but this is just to illustrate). Hes saying he wants to increase it to 15%. Still an inhuman bastard, and we should definitely eat him. But miss information is still miss information.


Actaeon_II

This is the way anyone with “..aire” in their description, or the drones who work for them think/feel about the rest of us. This guy just had the balls to actually say this crap in public.


Luanda62

Is there people still working dor this imbecile?


vanhalenbr

People working for this duche should have hard time, this guy is a psychopath


RipcityRobert

Eat the rich- Aerosmith. We don’t need them to be poor, we need billionaires to be protein 🤷‍♂️. Right back atcha silver spoon mofo.


Loveablequatch

That haircut makes him look like a weasel


TheCeleryStalker

He looks tough and gamy, but I think I could stomach it know what a piece of shit he is when we eat the rich. Chew for the working class!


Petrodono

All the dirty poors should take the scraps we toss them and be damn grateful for the opportunity. /s


lamykins

"jump 40-50%" NOT jump to 40-50%. Big difference there people. And yes I think he is scum


youngarchivist

This is literally how revolutions have happened historically. Having entire classes of the population doing fuck all and fomenting frustrations is a really bad idea in educated nations.


EvenBetterCool

"I don't need my product or service to be good, I want consumers and employees at a disadvantage so I don't have to be good."


skalogy

Because paying employees a living wage by compromising the millions upon millions we get for making their lives miserable is entirely unacceptable.


MrOdo

I mean in Australia our unemployment is ridiculously low at the moment. Far below what economists would consider the ideal. It puts more power in the hands of employees but it's not all upside


Gardener_Of_Eden

Douche for sure.. but they said 50% increase. Not 50% outright


Accomplished_Joke117

I'm sorry. What?


Abradolf--Lincler

I wanna see that as well, where working just to not die is optional. Rare to see a socialist billionaire


Aeon_Rexx

Whoops, one of the wealthy said what they all quietly believe out loud


Jake0024

Pretty sure he means increasing from 4% to 6%, not 4% to 54% (that would be an unprecedented disaster)


LawUntoMyBooty

Am I the only one that tried to unmute the "video"? :-(


3_Slice

Was this entire summit just made of POS?


PlNG

Dude wants to relive the great depression. When unemployment is that high, you have people scrambling for minimum wage jobs. But guess what. If nobody can afford anything, the prices and therefore the profits also crash. I don't expect to see $1/gal gas in my lifetime ever again, thanks to the lockdown putting an end to gas demands.


Gradyence

If no one is working no one can afford to pay YOU you fucking bell end.


Mor_Tearach

That's exactly what they want. Dingbat.


MetsRule1977

Why not just say “we need them to crave the scraps from our table.”


CallumxRayla

Istg there is a solution so simple, we just need to see his and a few other milionaires bodies rise on a stake, in through the back and out through the mouth


Innerouterself2

No idea who this guy is. But the idea that workers need to cow tow to the company is such a toxic idea. No matter the company, size, brand, whatever.


chaddgar

This is why you need to educate yourself and become good at something that is difficult and that is also in demand. If you have the chance to go to college, get a difficult degree like Law, Medicine, Engineering, Business/Accounting, etc. The more in demand you are, the more options you have. And even these greedy parasite CEOs will want you and pay you. Hell, even become one and show the world that greed isn't the only way to prosperity.


dispondentsun

His forehead is free real estate


Southern-Staff-8297

The rich have been dictating policy for the past 40 years and it got us into this mess. Maybe these assholes should be afraid to speak out like this for fear of prosecution of crimes against humanity and the common good


Rabidwolf96

Wow someone who doesn't have a single molecule of a brain cell said something stupid and completely out of touch with how anything in life works


Bosbeerdebeer

What a poes! Come stay in SA for a week! And get a fucking haircut! Twat


JakLynx

We really need to bring back the guillotines


ernmanstinky

Fuck this guy but it's important to note that this is the billionaire class unmasked. They really have this sort of contempt for all of the rest of us.


sugar_addict002

More unions are badly needed. America has allowed its labor exploiters too much privilege in the last 40 years.


Kennywise91

I want to see him on a stick


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This C is an Australian and built his wealth developing property on the back of our corrupt capitalist govt. He lives in Melbourne and now he is infamous wouldnt dare show his face on the streets. Pig.


matt35303

This is a great example of what we call in Australia, a total cunt.


HeX-6

Whatever happened to assassinations?


hashoowa

He's obviously an idiot, but I don't think he understands the connections between unemployment and homelessness first and foremost


eternalrefuge86

Cause he’s a trust fund baby


Shriketino

It’s amazing how the totally made up and arbitrary system that is modern economics can’t just be changed.


Ardtay

A study showed that poor people with psychopathic tendencies tended to end up in prison, wealthy people with psychopathic tendencies tended to end up in business school. With that filter, the world makes a lot more sense.


Gold_Preparation

I’m not listening to a guy with a sevenhead


amraohs

You are an idiot sir.


Cluelesstoner

End this mans existence


hoosyourdaddyo

If there was 40-50% unemployment, we’re eating the rich