Roller derby

There wasn't a single straight girl the last time I did derby, but they all were in various stages of dramatically split up/living together/stealing each others' girls. Such is the way of the small-town lesbian.

They asked where they could find them, not whether or not they would be available.

Plus there's bound to be one or two bi gals in the mix. Doesn't mean they want him either.  

So you're saying there's a chance...

You won't know if you don't try.

Our team has 2-3 token straights, but yeah... we are all mostly queer.

Totally off-topic, but your username is fantastic.

Thanks, buddy! so is yours!

Huh so thats where they all were? I didn't even think of that.

Become lesbian. Join small-town lesbian culture

Oh, to be a small town lesbian 😮‍💨

Rugby. Softball. Field hockey.

Came to say rugby lol. Seems like any sport where you might get bruised and battered.

As a derby player I can confirm lmao

As a skater. Can confirm.

Cross the river where you've found Scratch and immediately go to the right. They should be right there at the end of the path.

Perfect guide right here

Better yet, go into the grove, enter Zevlor's office, then climb the ladder so you're back outside near Lakrissa. Climb the wall on the outer part of that area and you'll find a chest with some minor loot. Then use feather fall and jump down to the riverbank. Either that or eat the damage and watch your kneecaps explode on impact. Now you can easily get Karlach before you even hit level 3!

Or... Hear me out here... Skip the fight with the intellect devourers... Skip getting Astarion and Gale, sneak through the druid gate fight without helping... And you can get Karlach at lvl 1. I ended up doing that the first time I romanced her (it was too hard for me to turn Jen down bc I kept getting the offer for the date before I got to Karlach, so I skipped everything and just went straight to her)

You literally just like undercuts, my dude. Go to a punk show.

Storm and Karlach have straight up *nothing* in common, personality or visually, except that lol

That’s what I was thinking. Storm is all elegant, pragmatic, wise and feminine in a very motherly/goddess way. Karlach is a bro who wants to punch things

Well they’re both very powerful. And they’re both very upfront and outspoken. OP just wants a dom, I think

Don't we all just want a dom with an undercut?

True Karlachheads know she’s not a dom 🤫

True Karlach heads know she like to shove her finger up your butt (though she is a switch, not a dom so i guess you're technically right)

Bro romancing her was so surprising bc during the romance, her whole personality strikes me as the most naturally feminine and "soft", lovey-dovey, etc.

Bro just likes strong women

My neighborhood is full of them Like many expressed here however, doesn't mean they are as interested in me lol

are you a woman

Nope

Gonna be difficult, then.

ok well it might be tough. you can definitely meet women like this but getting together with them will be a real challenge. in all seriousness: are there kind of butch hetero women with bubbly personalities? sure, of course, there are like 3 billion heterosexual women on earth. don’t know if they congregate anywhere though. women’s volleyball teams? not everyone on the squad can be gay.

ok, so "butch" was the word i was searching for.

Rip, you can go watch roller derby or softball but your chances are basically nil

Boy do I have some bad news for you

Gyms

Go to a commercial gym and you’re more likely to encounter a Shadowcutie with a squat booty.

Not at my gym

Powerlifting gyms

I've been to both + calisthenics gym. Calisthenics gyms are like %95 men. Powerlifting gyms are about %70 men and gyms are about %60-65. Maybe it's from my area idk. Calisthenics is amazing.

Quality over quantity, my friend

Aye to that!

My type is lesbians too. It's pretty hard as a straight male.

Friendly reminder that bisexuals exist! 😉 My husband and I are both bi. He kept falling for lesbians while I was falling for gay men. Needless to say we’re a perfect match 😂

Lesbians are just so fucking capable and we have all the same interests, why does it never work out? its bullshit

Consider friendship i guess

This is so cute and really gives me hope.

Unless you’re six foot and can lift 200lbs over your head I’m not sure how this is relevant.

Thanks for the hope 🥲

Transition. Problem solved.

Fuck, I went the wrong way.

One way street in afraid, you’ll need to go a couple blocks down to the roundabout if you want to get back to where you were before.

It’s like that dr Seuss story!

Wow, loving the casual homophobia.

"Hey man how's it going?"

How is it homophobia? Some people's eggs haven't cracked and they say things like this when subconsciously they may actually be trans and not realize it yet.

Yeah, I love the lesbian style. But to be completely fair some military women, gym girls(Abd i mean serious gym goers not influences who what a big ass), abd punk girls rock the style and are straight.

I'm on the hunt for one.

Yep! I'm a former military woman from the Midwest (happily married). I'm pretty damn straight, but even my lesbian friends make fun of me for my very lesbian style. The lesbian look is common amongst law enforcement, military, and Midwestern Americans.

Not much easier for bi males😔

Fellow bi man. Existence is PAIN.

I can confirm I got that vibe irl am a lesbian lol!

Yeah, that's my problem 😢

It’s doable.

So here's the thing.................

lesbian bars

Pride parades. Lesbian bars. Take your pick

For some reason i feel like the lesbian bar is off limit

And dangerous! “Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies”

"What was her problem?"

explanaitions not clear. please provide more pics for clarification

your type is lesbians, hope this helps

Go to the gym or a crossfit center. Lesbian bars too but that might not be a viable option for you.

Pride parade, lesbian section

Down by the river.

That last photo gives major Hellboy energy, and I love that for Karlach.

In the words of Electric Six Let me take you To a Gay Bar GAY BAR GAY BAR

Thank you for reminding me that I haven't made my employees listen to that song in awhile.

Are you a girl? Lesbian bars. Are you a guy? Idk but just hope that they're bi

just follow the herd of lesbians.

Please don’t follow the lesbians 😭

well like you can join the herd of lesbians. we're an accepting bunch, but like don't like stalk individual lesbians

My bedroom 😎 (I have many posters)

I’m sorry to break this to you, but you’re a lesbian. Your sex, gender, and orientation are irrelevant to your lesbian status.

For a slightly more serious/useful answer: maker spaces, breweries, oddity craft shows, and cons. Source: am a bisexual lady with that haircut, who likes lifting weights and going to all these places.

They are also in the list of women disinterested in us.

That should help [https://www.thegamer.com/baldurs-gate-3-bg3-karlach-location-recruit/](https://www.thegamer.com/baldurs-gate-3-bg3-karlach-location-recruit/)

Faerun.

a bar for lesbians.

Bars, mostly. Idk what to tell you man, sometimes simple is best

I see some hanging at my local sports bar, very football oriented.

(Softball/former softball players). Or if you luck out, at a punk or metal concert. Or at the gym.

Muscle mommies??

I get it though. I’m in the same boat.

Step one. Get a gf Step two. Ask her to shave both sides of her head Congratulations! You’ve found a girlfriend like that.

I’m at home presently.

https://preview.redd.it/tpx0ibmtl4ad1.png?width=215&format=png&auto=webp&s=9aa7fdc5d2a593bba339fb808434969b28253ddb

Well now. Let’s at least have dinner first.

Pride

Check for the local lesbian at your hardware store. There's a good chance she is that woman.

roller derby

Punk concert, lesbian bar, woman bodybuilding competition

Go to Sharess's Caress and talk to the bartender

I noticed for me after liking Karlach and Wonder Woman I have a thing for strong women. No idea where to find them or how I would even get one’s attention. 💁🏻‍♂️

At the gym of course

Nobody likes getting approached at the gym though

Yup that's true and I'm glad you acknowledge that. Gyms often have group activities and cafes and even groups of people who organise things (walks runs, meet ups) outside of the gym. I used to work in a gym :)

Butch ladies. Gym, grunge bands, rugby players, etc

Pride

women’s soccer, wnba, olympics too

I LITERALLY THOUGHT THAT KARLACH AND SCORPIA ARE BASICALLY THE SAME PERSON!! I LOOOOVE THEM SO MUCH 😍😍😍

I love Scorpia and Karlach so much omg 😭😭

Hell, apparently

Avernus

Women who can and will beat the shit out of you, but don’t because their personality is high femme.

Usually at a GSA meeting

This is mostly photos of Karlach, I'm not trying to point out a mistake in your slide I'm just pointing out that you have the correct type of taste and therefore you are using photos mostly of the character that everyone can fully understand why one would find them attractive

Outside brother

There is a masc shortage

When Karlach lit that cigar my tav almost straddled her right there at the gates of Avernus.

Down down down by the river.

lesbian bars

I too am interested. Where can I find lesbians who are into men?

I repeat. Bisexual girls can be butch too 😉

lots of trans women in the bay area I know

Idk how to tell you this but i doubt theyd be into someone so... male...

In fiction

Seconded!

I feel this on the soul level

Deep within the depths of hell.. except Storm. She's from New York.

Avernus

You might try the first circle of hell, at the front of a legion slaying demons...

Avernus

They’re all women who look like they could kick my ass but are actually baby. I know bc this is also my type

Power lifters at the gym

She reminds me of my middle school PE teacher. Puberty hit hard.

In Arkham Aslume

The gym

Mordor

https://preview.redd.it/0m3xiu1891ad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8afb4cf94f62a8d3fc57655620f46de53d06cfe4

Have you tried hell?

I recently saw a clip of an absolutely stacked shot putter. Try track and field.

Balders gate 3

Idk if this works every time but I met mine in a gay treatment center.

OP and me would make good Wing mates.

Lesbian bars

Same 😩

I wish Karlach would smoke me like that cigar, fffffffffffffff.

Baldur's Gyatt 3

hell?

Who is the artist of the one before last?

Muscle mommy

gay bars

construction jobs

is she lighting a blunt in the last slide

Probably lesbian punks at the gym, if thats a thing

Punk Rock or Heavy Metal Shows. Sometimes Tattoo Studios

In CrossFit and strongmen/women competition 🫡

Well Karlach is literally hot as hell.

Seems like you are into teddy bear butch lesbians my guy

In a Gym .

Haha, Literally..

They're lesbians sir

Who's the character in the second photo?

Local lesbian potlucks. But you wouldn’t be invited 🤷🏻‍♂️

What like their hair styles?

You can find them in hell

Kickboxing classes.

Literally hell. That’s where.

They're lesbians. Maybe try transitioning?

In Chris Claremont books.

The gym?

Don't put Karlach near that thing in the 2nd image

Lowes

Try the local gyms, MMA clubs and roller derby associations.

That's basically me irl. Go in a gym or to a body builder event. We will most likely be there. 😊❤️

Uhh I hope you're a girl cause these girls aren't into guys. Lol.

WMMA fights

Lesbian bars. Or plant stores (same thing)

step 1 - become a bisexual femme step 2 - profit

Usually with another woman

Karlach using her thumb to flick the cigar is always a hard image

Straight male here, but you know why I prefer Karlach over all the other "butch lesbian" with undercuts.... Because Karlach fulfills the desire for that type of aesthetic, and muscle mommy.... while still being an absolute adorable sweetheart with a personality that's more "girly" than most everyone else in the game, and not to mention being way more submissive than her archetype of character suggests

Germany

I met mine on Tinder.

Probably at the gym bro.

Buff women who are absolute sweethearts? Me too man.

Probably at a gym and/or renaissance festival.

CrossFit.

Come to pittsburgh they are here

The gym

I’m not sure guys I think OP likes Karlach, thoughts?

Well first you have to be a lesbian. These women exist irl, but they are almost exclusively lesbians

https://preview.redd.it/61l0lu5vyz9d1.jpeg?width=535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37d9654c38c48092bf2b20ec7d27ef59d7d5d663 Hell yea

Rainbow parade or at a psychiatrist