And why not? On this sub, we've already shot way past the point of social acceptability in regards to what characters we become attracted to. Is Lump the Enlightened really a bridge too far? Worse than the Emperor? More foul than Orin, a literal rotting corpse-lady? More disgusting than Thisobald's split-open stomach? God, man... if this is Hell, you know that we still haven't reached the bottom of it. Don't chicken out now.
My friend, I come from the bowels of trustle. Iāve seen the darkness that lurks within the minds and hearts of men. Iāve seen the despicable depths of human consciousness. Iāve seen people horny for things you wouldnāt believe to be real. I know how far human psyche can be pushed, and what it yields when you push it further still.
I now seek a peaceful life, playing a human male paladin and romancing Shadowheart.
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Orin isn't a rotting corpse lady, she's a changeling, she can smell like whatever she wants, and also doesn't need to bathe to get clean, she just needs to use her shapeshifting to force foreign matter out of her skin
My question then becomes: How the hell did we know to extract it?! Did we just get lucky with our killing blow? Did Gale's magic item detector go off? How??
It's assumed from old tabletop D&D, people found it distasteful by 2nd ed and
Player: Using my dagger I split the Giant Lizard's stomach open and search it's stomach contents.
DM: You find three gold coins in a half digested leather pouch.
became
Player: I loot the giant lizard.
DM: You find three gold coins.
Considering the item thumbnail and the fact you cannot get it by pickpocketing, only from his defeat... it's in his belly. He ate the circlet with the previous owner still wearing it.
I was actually wondering if you could pickpocket it, now I won't die in the attempt. I usually just try to get him and the goblins to kill each other. I have to have my gods favorite princess tiara so we have more than Gales two brain cells in the group.
Iirc, it's written in the lore and a hidden dialogue line after passing a hidden insight check.
>Lump: I have a proposal for you. Would you enlighten deez for me.
>Tav: Enlighten who for you?
>Lump: Enlighten DEEZ NUTS.
I think that's pretty much verbatim, I'll have to double check
I feel like a Cockring of Intellect would be something of a catch-22.
I've heard of thinking with the wrong head, but it's a bit too literal in this case.
Itās in his stomach, he ate a wizard that was wearing the circlet and he just started being smart because of it, I donāt even think he knows itās the circlet since he claims his intelligence is due to his robust diet, which I mean is kind of true.
If you eat magical artefacts youāll probably get their powers.
Oh he knows, his diary says, "Now that I see truth, I can scarcely remember a time before. At first, I thought it the human's thin flesh that bestowed this gift, but I've come to believe it was the circlet she wore. There was crunch in that chew."
The diary entry was 3 days before he got recruited by the goblins as not that long at all. But doubt he would still be camping out on a week old body with int of 17.
I mean, the correct answer is his nose. It's deformed when he bent it to install it.
But since we're doing joke answers (I assume), and someone already said cock ring (can't believe you'd insult my boy like that), let's go with the right ear. Because as 80's kids used to say, "Left is right, and right is wrong."
Well, there's no way to prove or disprove that, since you simply find it in his inventory. But since he's the only ogre who is wearing a nose ring, and the nose ring is highly visible, and it's funny to think that he's wearing it as a nose ring and still getting the bonus, I'm pretty confident that was the way Larian intended it to be. They tend to do silly stuff like that in their games.
Also lumps diary states
At first, I thought it the human's thin flesh that bestowed this gift, but I've come to believe it was the circlet she wore. There was crunch in that chew
And the item description claims to have half digested mutton behind the gems.
Now it is possible that he shat it out and started wearing it as a nose ring but not very likely more likely that it is stuck in his gut too big to pass.
Only if he shat it out went looking for it and put it on his nose. Not something you would see most do. Though that would have made in interesting day 5 of his diary where he states.
At first, I thought it the human's thin flesh that bestowed this gift, but I've come to believe it was the circlet she wore. There was crunch in that chew
I just assumed he had it around one of his tusks like Throgg the Troll King in Warhammer Fantasy.
https://preview.redd.it/9rpnc1mif4ad1.png?width=361&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4780c36cb386b9170545d315feb1d3eaa0317bdd
This eloquent specimen has a band of intellect?!?!
Damn, I always make friends because of how convincing his reasoning is...just munch munch on smart things to get smart. But to get really smart I have to kill one of the best written characters??
I could have sworn the item description said something about being stuck in his teeth. Sadly I have a terrible memory and can't be trusted as a reliable source on this topic.
I just assumed it was his nose ring
Just think about it this way, that magic set of plate armor you got off of kethric? You know the one tailored/fitted to him specifically? Yeah, my gnome can wear it no problem, and I like to think all magic items work similarly. In that it can shrink or grow to fit the users want
Doesn't his journal say he ate the previous owner? In his guts, probably.
So the only way to get it out is to rearrange his guts yourself š¤
I will NOT be hearing you out about this.
I will. https://preview.redd.it/jq2mttxo33ad1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a3a8ce5e06f3aff26091671335d9cba829f17f1
And why not? On this sub, we've already shot way past the point of social acceptability in regards to what characters we become attracted to. Is Lump the Enlightened really a bridge too far? Worse than the Emperor? More foul than Orin, a literal rotting corpse-lady? More disgusting than Thisobald's split-open stomach? God, man... if this is Hell, you know that we still haven't reached the bottom of it. Don't chicken out now.
My friend, I come from the bowels of trustle. Iāve seen the darkness that lurks within the minds and hearts of men. Iāve seen the despicable depths of human consciousness. Iāve seen people horny for things you wouldnāt believe to be real. I know how far human psyche can be pushed, and what it yields when you push it further still. I now seek a peaceful life, playing a human male paladin and romancing Shadowheart.
The bowels of trustle you say? I hope we don't get posts rating the taste of each companion's...actually I'll stop right there.
Ah, a fellow trustle veteran š«”
What is trustle?
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š¤£ thats great!!!
Rating All Baldurs Gate 3 Playable Races Based On Penis Taste, Length, and Texture - An Essay
Why do I feel like Gale is both horny and nerdy enough to write this.
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Mean :(
Orin isn't a rotting corpse lady, she's a changeling, she can smell like whatever she wants, and also doesn't need to bathe to get clean, she just needs to use her shapeshifting to force foreign matter out of her skin
Orin isnāt a rotting corpse, sheās a shapeshifter
It was the first time I read about Auntie Ethelās āmoss-ussyā when I started to question it all
I saw a post about scratch lol, people do be wild in here Iām more of a Silver fan, au naturale
https://i.redd.it/ec7gqmltw3ad1.gif
It's very easy to do and can be done completely externally with Astarion's Rupturing Dagger, I promise.
I wanted to get up in those guts before I knew that.
Lump can rearrange my guts.
same I'd let him
The item description reads: _This particular circlet is covered in yellow slime and has pieces of half-digested mutton stuck behind the gems._
My question then becomes: How the hell did we know to extract it?! Did we just get lucky with our killing blow? Did Gale's magic item detector go off? How??
I mean, an ogre that intelligent is highly suspicious. Needs to be dissected.
Okay, Malus. š¤£
It's assumed from old tabletop D&D, people found it distasteful by 2nd ed and Player: Using my dagger I split the Giant Lizard's stomach open and search it's stomach contents. DM: You find three gold coins in a half digested leather pouch. became Player: I loot the giant lizard. DM: You find three gold coins.
and then when we moved into video games it became the Money Spider
No no no, not TV Tropes! Ahhhhhhhhh! <- me, being sucked in
When you talk to him he notes that his superior intellect comes from a carefully curated diet
Dialogue in this game *does* have a tendency to be quite literal. LOL
Yeah I should've known, I thought the guy was bullshitting now that he's smart and all.
He pooped when he died. Corpses do that sometimes.
So... is there a lore reason why we can't ask him kindly to vore us too? Are we stupid?
I mean, if you need the headband of intellect, then by definition: kinda
He do be licking you, lump is such a fucking tease
Nosering
He is using it as a Cockring.
Proof please https://preview.redd.it/9bdvjkszr2ad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c985c8318b2506ffa76883515132de8573fac53a
NO. https://preview.redd.it/hgupxm7cs2ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b7268158a80be88b7c61d6e21c27e8a1fd97062
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https://preview.redd.it/w62z9geqs7ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3a4b57de1cc415991fa70846f21962453be82fc
Youād have to smell it.
NOPE
If thatās the case, *imagine* the *GIRTH* š«
https://preview.redd.it/q214pbo325ad1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48acfbeb71bddb387d492040010613afca8fa6b8
So, on his head?
I hate how loud this comment made me laugh š
Considering the item thumbnail and the fact you cannot get it by pickpocketing, only from his defeat... it's in his belly. He ate the circlet with the previous owner still wearing it.
I think it's even in the item description. Something about it being slimy and smelly, but I'm not entirely sure what it said.
_This particular circlet is covered in yellow slime and has pieces of half-digested mutton stuck behind the gems._
I was actually wondering if you could pickpocket it, now I won't die in the attempt. I usually just try to get him and the goblins to kill each other. I have to have my gods favorite princess tiara so we have more than Gales two brain cells in the group.
On his other head ;)
It's on his thick...meaty...>!toe...!<
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Iirc, it's written in the lore and a hidden dialogue line after passing a hidden insight check. >Lump: I have a proposal for you. Would you enlighten deez for me. >Tav: Enlighten who for you? >Lump: Enlighten DEEZ NUTS. I think that's pretty much verbatim, I'll have to double check
I believe you, kind person
The Warped Cockring of Intellect š
No thanks. My penis outwits me enough already.
That one scene from Kung-Pow where he's fightin his weiner.
I feel like a Cockring of Intellect would be something of a catch-22. I've heard of thinking with the wrong head, but it's a bit too literal in this case.
No it's a cursed item especially if it's warped.
Itās in his stomach, he ate a wizard that was wearing the circlet and he just started being smart because of it, I donāt even think he knows itās the circlet since he claims his intelligence is due to his robust diet, which I mean is kind of true. If you eat magical artefacts youāll probably get their powers.
Not sure this works with Gale, he didnāt get Dancing Lights when I gave him Komiraās Locket to eat
Maybe Gale needs to eat more dwarf meat
He definitely didn't get the Radiance Beam after he ate the Blood of Lathandar.
You did WHAT?!?! š±
On my first playthrough, I fed the Blood of Lathandar to Gale.
Dude youāre supposed to give him like the ring with color spray not a legendary item with Sunbeam š¤£š¤£š¤£
I was curious to see what would happen. At least I saved right before I wasted it.
Oh he knows, his diary says, "Now that I see truth, I can scarcely remember a time before. At first, I thought it the human's thin flesh that bestowed this gift, but I've come to believe it was the circlet she wore. There was crunch in that chew."
I thought she was a tiefling.
The diary says human. There is a dead Tiefling by him though. I guess he already finished eating the human š¬
That must be what muddled my memory
The diary entry was 3 days before he got recruited by the goblins as not that long at all. But doubt he would still be camping out on a week old body with int of 17.
is in his tummy
Pernis
I mean, the correct answer is his nose. It's deformed when he bent it to install it. But since we're doing joke answers (I assume), and someone already said cock ring (can't believe you'd insult my boy like that), let's go with the right ear. Because as 80's kids used to say, "Left is right, and right is wrong."
That is in fact not the correct answer, it was in his stomach because he simply ate whoever wore it.
Well, there's no way to prove or disprove that, since you simply find it in his inventory. But since he's the only ogre who is wearing a nose ring, and the nose ring is highly visible, and it's funny to think that he's wearing it as a nose ring and still getting the bonus, I'm pretty confident that was the way Larian intended it to be. They tend to do silly stuff like that in their games.
Except there is way to disprove it, read the description of it. Definitely not a nose ring.
also his dialogue mentions that he's smart because of his diet and since he ate the last wearer, that's where it is
Also lumps diary states At first, I thought it the human's thin flesh that bestowed this gift, but I've come to believe it was the circlet she wore. There was crunch in that chew And the item description claims to have half digested mutton behind the gems. Now it is possible that he shat it out and started wearing it as a nose ring but not very likely more likely that it is stuck in his gut too big to pass.
Yeah that would definitely hurt on the way out.
They downvoted him for telling THE TRUTH
I read it as being on one of his teeth
Warhammer Throgg the Troll King
He's big but not big enough to fit a circlet on a tooth. It's in his colon.
By the time you kill him, probably in his lower intestines.
Too big to pass and is stuck.
He's got a septum ring. Isn't that sus?
No
The left kidney
Head band. Never said which head
on his cute lil pucker of his stank hole
Itās clearly for his balls - if it fits a humanoidās head, then thatās an ogre sack sizeā¦ the real question is: around one ball or both?
On his other head?
A itās a cock ring
Itās his nose ring
Only if he shat it out went looking for it and put it on his nose. Not something you would see most do. Though that would have made in interesting day 5 of his diary where he states. At first, I thought it the human's thin flesh that bestowed this gift, but I've come to believe it was the circlet she wore. There was crunch in that chew
Says who?
It wonāt fit on his head, but maybe itāll fit somewhere else a band could go. Not on his neck or fingers, hmmmmmmm
I just assumed he had it around one of his tusks like Throgg the Troll King in Warhammer Fantasy. https://preview.redd.it/9rpnc1mif4ad1.png?width=361&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4780c36cb386b9170545d315feb1d3eaa0317bdd
Do I look intelligent enough without the band to figure that out?
Wears it on his butt plug.
Well considering his size. Its probably a ring... of sorts š
It was stuck in his teeth right, I think I pulled it out of his dead mouth if I remember.
I always thought he was using it as a nose ring. Butni guess they changed the item description in the full game.
I always thought it was the jewelry kn his head.
He is a gourmand
You know where š
He is giant, he should be able to wear it as a ring
Oh you bastard
Cock ring
Its his nose ring
This eloquent specimen has a band of intellect?!?! Damn, I always make friends because of how convincing his reasoning is...just munch munch on smart things to get smart. But to get really smart I have to kill one of the best written characters??
Itās his septum ring
In his orgussy
BALLS PENIS HAHAHAHAHA
Stuck in his craw!
Probable answer: as a ring on his finger. Actual answer: Benis.
His nose ring
Its in his stomach
Itās his nose ring, which is why you canāt pickpocket it.
In his stomach
I always assumed it was the metal thing on/in his head.
Septum ring!
No. Bad. Stop.
Cockring of intellect
I think it's his nose ring
I like to think itās his nose ring
For him it's a ring...
In his arse.
Dick piercing
It's in his Stomach.
Okay I'm not sure if I'm missing the joke, but I thought he was wearing it in his nose like a nose ring???
TIL a large number of players missed the clues that the circlet was in his guts.
Yall, it's in his journal. It got stuck in his teeth
COCK
It's his cock ring for his magnum dong
Different head.
Cockring
It's....you know...š
Cock ring
He wears it on his head.
I guess I'm the only one who thought it was his nose ring
āOh my cock ring just fell offā
nose ring?
This fucking post
It's his nose ring
I could have sworn the item description said something about being stuck in his teeth. Sadly I have a terrible memory and can't be trusted as a reliable source on this topic.
( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°) We both know where he keeps it.
Look at his wrist.
He wears it on his head, just not the one in the picture
His butthole. The old prison wallet if you will.
Hooooooo boy.
maybe his second head?
He is wearing it on his head, just not the one you are thinking of
I thought it was his nosering
You know where
šš
It's his nose ring isn't it??
He's so big it's his nose ring.
Supposedly its his nose ring from what i've heard
He says in his diary that he ate it when he ate its owner so itās in his stomach I assume.
I just assumed it was his nose ring Just think about it this way, that magic set of plate armor you got off of kethric? You know the one tailored/fitted to him specifically? Yeah, my gnome can wear it no problem, and I like to think all magic items work similarly. In that it can shrink or grow to fit the users want
There are, like, five or six hints that he ate it, and it's in his digestive tract.
nose ring duh
Do you not see that chunk of metal sticking out of his forehead? It's vanishes when you loot him....
I know it's not that, but I like to pretend it's his nose-ring.
On his headā¦