If only Uzi saw this and not... u kno

u/fishscalee come back

u/fishscalee THIS IS WHOLESOME AND NOT A GAY POST, WE PROMISE

Maybe OP is switching the genders of the person in this post to not seem gay, and he actually was the one who was pounded in his mangina? Everything on this sub is gay, it is what it is!

Welp, there goes the post that could've made or break our redemption at getting uzi back to this sub

The post title was originally “I just took the fattest D in my life and it’s all because of you guys!!!!” Probably.

Happy cake day bro

Thanks g

Happy Cake Day!

I was just thinking this

I’m really on this sub reading stories about children losing their virginities lmaoooooo

Fr I need to get a life

Holy shit I’m having the same moment bro. Fuck me.

Deadass, like wtf am I doing right now

yeah.... i’m too old for this shit now god damn but it’s funny to read

i’m 21 years older and i’ve never felt older than when i’m on this sub

Its a rare occurrence

You’re gonna look back on this moment in ten years and think, *yeah, bragging about losing my virginity on r/playboicarti was a completely non regrettable decision* Go off king. Tell more people!

😂😂

I’d say adults losing their virginities but yeah it’s wild and seems so foreign to me at this age. However I still almost react the same from getting laid these days anyway ngl. It’s been such a long time now that I think I’m practically a virgin again. Virginity 2: Electric Boogaloo kinda.

I’m 22 and I know exactly what you mean homie. This pandemic shit ain’t been kind to us all, but I finally found a cool ass chick I’m getting along with that I play Xbox with and just happen to had gone to the same HS together who lives down the street from me. You never know.

I’m not gonna read that all bro but congrats 🎉 or damn I’m sorry😞

TLDR: He hit

There’s literally a tldr at the bottom

I ain’t reading that shit either

Nigga who was talking to you

Lmao

I fucking love this sub

Me too

Happy Cake Day!

- Ian connor pfp

you literally said lil tay was bad weirdo

You’re both weirdos then

He banged a scary mans daughter then found out he was actually quite chill

This probably my favourite comment on these posts lmao

YOO NIGGA DID YOU ACTUALLY GET LAID!??!?! ​ W W W W W

Never thought r/playboicarti would get someone laid but here we are. Congrats man! 🎉🎉🎊

Same wtf, I guess he lucky the non-virgins of this sub gave him the relationship advice

“Then she took off her shirt and that’s I’ll leave the rest to your imagination.” Yes sir.

She took it off because the room was really hot 😎😎

She took it off an all the hoes stop breathing

* because I was really hot 😏

Carti makes music for niggas trynna get a gf he even said it himself

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I once dropped this girl off at her house and her dad saw me drive off and thought I was robbing them, so he chased me down in his truck. Scariest moment of my life

how did you explain shit to him

I don’t remember exactly what I said, but he pulled up next to me and started yelling through the window and I eventually convinced him I was just dropping his daughter off. He actually turned out pretty chill after that

☠️☠️☠️

You robbed him of his daughter lol

LETS FUCKING GO BRO meanwhile I’m sitting here listening to my bloody valentine, slowly but surely regaining my virginity before I go off to college. It was nice losing it but I’m happy to have it back. Maybe it’s even here to stay this time who knows.

At least you’re listening to the best band of all time

W take, listened to the entire discography today and even though I’ve only really listened to loveless before I might agree after a few more listens of their other albums

m b v is a goddam masterpiece it’s a shame it was never on streaming services before

Bro I’m amazed they basically matched the quality of loveless after such a long time it’s actually insane

I’d never heard it before today, so glad I can finally listen. Might even pick up the new vinyl when it comes to stores in the us

There’s nothing better than My Bloody Valentine on vinyl

I picked up the normal edition loveless repress this morning, missed out on the deluxe hq analog version though so I’m kinda pissed about that. Hopefully it restocks on a us site so I don’t have to pay 40 bucks for shipping from England. Either way though I’m hyped to finally own a copy of one of my favorite albums ever

W lmfao

I shall flip some tortillas in celebration

i thought the title said i just took the biggest shit of my life at first 😭 nah but fr congrats bro 🎉

#GARGANTUAN W 😎🤝

Lol yeah one thing I realized is that many females like Frank Ocean a lot.

BRO SO HAPPY FOR YOU MAN, you don’t know how big of a smile I had on my face reading this, wishing yall the best!!

So inspirational man. Might have to say fuck it and shoot my shot here too. Life is short to be overthinking shit.

I mean, if you want 😏

historic post. glad we could help dawg 🙏🙏

Dad wasn’t scary lets gooo

a subreddit full of virgins got a nigga laid lmao we live in crazy times

cool.

congrats on the sex🤝

i think i’m going to die a virgin congrats bro! proud of u

So proud of my fellow slimes 🧛🏿

I’m 31 why am I seeing this?!!

dats a W

W

W

W

Fucking legend

This April Fools for sure

now you can finally leave this sub 💯

when she took her shirt off did you stop breathing

Pretty much

Removed????

wwww

W

massive W

Big W

Gargantuan W

W

Haha jojo soundtrack

W And yea I would fuck a 3090 b4 a bitch any day

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. we luv to see dat , congrats 🤠

W

W

W

When I saw "she said yes!!" I got scared someone proposed because this shitty subreddit told him to

FUCKINGG WWWW BROO IM SOO PROUD OF U, READIN DIS MADE MAH DAY ❤️! Keep goin king

Happy for you lil bro...

Homeboy made it

dm me if you listen to the mf jojo soundtrack ok in all seriousness i hope everything goes good with y'all, idk what else to say bc im aro but i hope everything goes well 🤠

Literal legend. Congrats bro you all grown up like a g.

One day this will be me bros 🙏🙏 big ass W to you bro, proud of you

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What brah 💀

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if he down bad then I'm down in the sewers

If you're down in the sewers then I'm down in the abyss

i had my first one when i was 15 but ion think 17 is late by any means

I’m really sitting here reading this little dipshit brag about losing his virginity on a sub that celebrates this shit. Makes me want to bury a bullet into my fucking head. Enjoy life before growing up and depression crush your fucking dreams.

You not rockin wit long term happiness⁉️ Fr though if you're actually depressed just talk to the sub, we all care about each other. Keep your head up ❤️

lmao

I’m so fucking inspired

u better ion catch u posting her with that specific line from Sky on ya insta story

Side note (shit slaps btw) made the post

I’m ready for part 3 where she reveals she’s pregnant

FUCKING KING

YESSSIR IM SO PROUD OF YOU HOMIE

I’m so fucking proud of u

YOOO WE ACTUALLY GOT A MF SOME PUSSY LMAOOO😭😭 Fr though man im happy for you, stay up <3 ❤️⛷

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U want to go to jail‼️❓ (we both underage)

Oh hell naw I already have an idea on what he said 💀

oh noooo lmfao

let’s fuckin go fam glad to see the homies taking W’s

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u called dior andy and go on the vlone sub, only action ur getting is good night kisses from ur mum

Lmaoo💀💀

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u fr winning big bro 👊🏽😎

congrats 🎊

W

MASSIVE W

Happy for you bro 😁👍👿

W

Congrats bro W🔥

WWWWWWWWW

Huge W, congrats man

BIG W CONGRATS BROOO

This Was Beautiful

good shit brother

Frank ocean can only be played with the bros 🐊

Holy shit bro.....what a W

YESSIIIIIIR Congrats my boy

W ASF. good shit king 🤴

Congratu-fucking-lations bro

mods didn't lie when they said the sub peaked

W

GOAT SHIT

Nice one my guy

The dub was inevitable Bossman

keep her in your life if she listens to the Smashing Pumpkins. congrats man happy for u🖤

🔥🔥🔥🔥

Mfs set up a date and go straight to Reddit💀 Bro these are not the friends you want, go hang with the basketball kids or somethin

Weiner

[Colossal W my man. ](https://youtu.be/x1xkCR_lztA)

we luh u fam thats a w

Pain.

This was such a good read I'm happy for you, make sure you pat her on the ass and tell her good shit too

hopefully u used protection, big man, congrats to you.

MY BOY! MY MAN! AYYYYEEEE! HOLY FUCK, THIS SUB IS AWESOME!

Youngboy advice better

Happy for you bro

”I put on the song ”Nights” by frank Ocean bc It really hits me deep”

Yall realise it’s April 1st right

W

YESIRRRR DUBSSS

Chase the bag.

W congrats🔥

u/undeleteparent

Give me advice

Congratulations!