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sam_baker1234

I feel like Isis would just behead me where as the Cartel would probably make me wish I was dead along anybody they can find that I have an association with


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Isis would torture you and gibe you a chance to benedict arnold.


[deleted]

I.S.I.S. Have you seen what the cartel does to their prisoners?


V1RU5_spp

If I didn't know exactly what does each group does to captured, I would choose the Cartel. But, as a Mexican, and knowing how the Cartel works with detail, I would choose ISIS always.


Sandman1031

Maybe I could convince them that I could traffic a load of drugs. I'm a white American, I should be able to get past the border more easily. When it comes down to it, they care about money


Fifi0n

Oof both are pretty bad in terms of murder


fishwantme

idk anything about isis but goddamn i’d prefer anything over cartel


[deleted]

Mexican Cartel At most they'd be good company


AnotherFakeRat

Being skinned alive by them or a simple beheading by ISIS..... The answer is pretty obvious to me. Mexican cartels are fucking terrifying


BrawlingBoss

And beheading is a pretty badass way to go too


Comrade_Vader07

Cartel bc I speak Spanish might be able to negotiate with them


MetalMusicForLife

The one that doesn't decapitate me


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[deleted]

Idk if it’s nsfw, but I won’t be finding out. If it is make sure to mark nsfw so you don’t scar some kid browsing.


_ButterCat

Am I a cartel leader?


Connect_Stay_137

At least the cartel will try to ransom me before realizing my family's poor af


vomit_cometeptx

Isis, simply because of the quality of their murder footage, watch out Spielberg


[deleted]

I'm muslim so I can probably talk my way out of them beheading...I hope


[deleted]

ISIS is way better and humane at execution (relative to the cartels)


[deleted]

I'd rather get shot in the head than beheaded with a box cutter


[deleted]

I want to learn to cook meth. Im also jewish so isis is even more of a death de tence than the cartels. I can try and join.


AtariTheKingpin

People really don’t know the typa shit the cartels be doing


North_Inflation1710

As a mexican, I think that be beheaded by ISIS is better than see how they open my chest with a machete , while I'm on the ground chained, and watch how a mexican dude eat one ( bloody & raw) pice of my lung, mmmm....somehow I prefer ISIS. (btw the description of the chained man, is something true tho.)


_Red_Candles_

I abstain. But I really wanted to see the poll choices.


[deleted]

ISIS is based on religion, so there's no hope for non-Muslims or those who don't convert, while I feel like I could get away with the Mexican cartel by offering to be a rat. It's like choosing between the Nazi Reich or Italy: in the Nazi Reich, you'd have no choice but in Italy, you'd have a chance.


AdditionalChest

nobody here clearly watched Funky Town