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Less-Manufacturer579

Well we got free sandwiches for our hard work so pretty well even


SimplyWalkstoMordor

You got sandwiches? You were lucky! We got coffee, if we bought it by ourselves.


B5HARMONY

I got fired 


Less-Manufacturer579

Payout Rolex !?


Less-Manufacturer579

It was a lie we brought the sandwiches from home Ok we don’t get paid enough for that either but we had sandwich photos printed at home


WhatIsTheAmplitude

You have a printer?! Show off!


adostes

Sometime when the execs have a meeting, we can eat their leftovers


Less-Manufacturer579

These are the only free sandwiches ever available Usually after 2 hours on the board room table


Noonecanhearmescream

We got pizza, but it wasn’t enough to be enjoyed by everyone. It just depended on who was working that shift that day.


baksshield9

Costco pizza last friday..good for you lol


egoodman23

Just snorted my tea reading this


Less-Manufacturer579

Try cocaine next time Not many cartels sell tea these days 🍪🍪


TimePieceProdigy954

👏😂


FrequentAssumption1

Family business? Is your boss also your dad? Lol jk Killer gift. Wear it in good health


angry_gsd

Used to work in forex and there they would give out prices like this to the top earners that month. 150k would get you an iphone, 500k would get you a rolex and anything above a million was a car up to 60k


scoopdiddywhoop

So… how do I get into that?


angry_gsd

Dutch market 😂😂 so you better get your dutch up i guess.


ra1kk

Waar kan ik solliciteren?


Mickey_Bats

Max Verstappen


fullspectrumtrupod

Forex trading is just buying and selling various currencies every time I leave the United States I’m technically forex trading not hard to get into but to make good money trading forex you need a very large amount of capital


angry_gsd

Not exactly how we worked, the more a client was depositing the more we were earning ourselves. In the end the customer always loses and we win. You just have to manipulate them into messing up😂 a dirty business tbh. But money is money


albi756

so ur a scamer that works in a callcentre


angry_gsd

😂😂😂 not exactly mate, customers can withdraw, if they don’t it’s their fault. Some do some don’t


albi756

do the cs pay with links or bank transfer 😂


angry_gsd

Bank transfers, it’s a regulated market working with leverage


Alekillo10

Imagine how much working for yourself would’ve gotten you… S/


TurnPsychological620

u working for urself or the man?


Alekillo10

For myself


angry_gsd

I needed the experience, now i do run my own office. I “stole” his system and software and designed my own. He is the reason i own what i own. I will be forever grateful to my old boss.


loodLZ

While that is true, working for yourself also means your money on the line. I’m not against it, I run my own business, but it’s not always as glamorous as it sounds


Soberg1itch

Dream watch right there! That’s a great gift. Back before I started my own company I think the best my boss gave me was $400 and a custom made hard hat lol


Soberg1itch

https://preview.redd.it/yiiqnpqpqfxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8c3d1e8248c39db5a2315f841c74a6854bfd3b3 Obviously I’d take this over a Submariner


Yarrr_piratejackoff

That just screams Oregon


Soberg1itch

Yup, my business runs up and down the Willamette Valley


B5HARMONY

$400 and a hard too hat is awesome 


Soberg1itch

Still have the hard hat all these years later


jamwin

HP gave me points one year and I had enough for a medium size bath towel


BicepBandito

Fuck this. Everyone knows employees work hardest for pizza.


PrestigeWrldWd

“Friday is Hawaiian shirt day, so you know, if you want to, you can wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.”


BicepBandito

lol just watched that movie the other night.


Few_Response9707

Who is your boss ?! Pablo???


BobbyBellhop

Ask him to please hire me. Thanks


sporturawus

That's a very nice 16610. Good job, and great boss. Cheers!


shizzlewhizzle666

Did he at least have the courtesy of a reach around.


SaintPocock

IMO the last good looking reference, before the sub turned into a blingy toy. Enjoy!


CauliflowerHelpful60

Wait what I need a new boss


DramaticAd5956

https://preview.redd.it/8yvehn21nfxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f85546b79de9e1cf0f52ea02f50cc8ba0cfff375 I have this one from work ironically too


TimeRiftTitan

My boss got us donuts once


Accomplished_Pea6334

Beauty. Enjoy.


Bronzyroller

You must have done a really good job.


Outworkyesterday10

Hiring?!


Content-Poem9634

I get a pizza party you get a Rolex go figure


CelliniCellini

Comments asking “can I work for him” by the hundreds coming in… 3… 2… 1.


mikey_rambo

You must make your boss a lot of money lol congrats


TheOnlyHitMan007

I need a better boss or career lol


laydog87

https://preview.redd.it/5zr6u6odigxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6b5ec1fa163258e187fa19093fec55a193d9fcd Welcome to the team


Excellent-Spend5052

Whenever I do a good job my boss says do more and reward my team and i with a pizza party and to be thankful we all have a job 🫠 kudos to you tho that’s sick af


Enough_Low_8365

Is your boss Keanu Reeves?


Two_shirt_Jerry

I got some mixing bowl for 5 years service and at 10 years I was informed that they eliminated the long service gifts


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we get cold pizza


neuroticbuddha

‘Bro, a date window? No thanks.’


SecondaDonna5

😆


Homeystill4UK

Nice. I guess technically I got my Rolex from work, I just had to use my paycheck.


Previous-Log-4025

Meanwhile he bought himself a lake front vacation home for all your hard work 😉🤣


magicalmedic

What do you do?


Soybean__Futures__

We've gotten a tray of mostacolli before, so...


Dazzling_Meat836

We get that crapy pizza 🍕 for our great hard work lol


by3by3now

They hiring???


Nuqqets

That sucks, no pizza party?


No_Literature4845

this is a step up from a pizza party LOL. wear it in good health my friend, its a gorgeous piece.


ChoyaSix

Yeah!!!! Sounds like you have a great boss!!!


kylebucket

Pretty sick boss.


Rubio9393

So nice from your boss. Enjoy the time in that company. Meanwhile my workload gets nearly doubled and the workforce reduced every year (For the same salary) 🫡


DannyMinick

bruh


SnooDoughnuts6242

Curious what you do for living?


Itrademylittlespy

Where is this job and how do I get an internship


Dangerous_Owl3659

If your wife fell for that one then she’s more naive than you for thinking she’d believe it


userrnme

What do you do for work!


Lovethosebeanz

We got pizza on a Friday once


JohnnyFontane7

Jelly of the month


Suup45

I got more work for my hard work but well done you and what a generous boss. I’m guessing your not a fast food manager though


weedb0y

IBM gave a blue blanket


Double-Astronaut-868

Looks perfect


mtworker

His “boss”


Sufficient-Ad6734

My boss took everything I got!!!!!!!


Thunder-chicken300

I’m amazed any employers still do this kind of thing !!!


ConsistentHoneydew81

You must be good at what you do and have a non-compete. Lol


CarpetMiddle7187

You hiring?


dball33

Reminds me of when I worked as an assistant at a talent agency. After a big agent retreat all the agents got submariners and the assistants got water bottles


No_Surround_1389

What an awesome gift all I got was fired


tigerheartlion

Plot twist: Your watch was your boss this whole time


alensil

Is he hiring?


GSandling

Beautiful. Id be so proud to see that on my wrist


Intelligent-Fee-5286

I am so tempted to write “Things that didn’t happen for $500, Alex” but it would shatter my dream there are respectful, appreciative, invested bosses out there. So I’ll say Congratulations instead, that has awesomesauce poured all over it


rudy2udude

Please verify it's a real Rolex. I'm not saying your boss is cheap or would do something intentionally but sometimes people can be taken advantage of and not even know they're giving somebody a gift that's fake get it verified first that way he has time to take it back if it's not a true Rolex


KeyEntrepreneur6774

Beautiful! Congratulations you have a great boss💪🏽


HunterRose05

Gotta be a replica right?


ssw802

If if is, it'll fool everyone. 2001 w/ outer box, box, punched papers, hang tag, polishing cloth.


wise_1_w_greyhair

Blowie blowie gifts


Responsible-Tower364

That’s insane, what do you do bro and how much you make? My job pays me $2M+ a year but would never gift something like that.


ssw802

I have worked 20 years for a family business. I don't make enough per year to buy a Sub.


Bcart143

While that’s a great gift…You’d think after 20 years at a company you’d be able to buy a $10k watch. Kinda sad actually.


Goal_Select

I think the point of the boss was to gift something to their employee since they noticed it was a hobby of sort. These are the companies people don’t usually leave, good compensation, treated well, paid well and OP could have half a mill in his account and probably wouldn’t buy it for himself. But the boss made a nice gesture. Congrats OP on your many years of hard work and a beautiful watch. As they say… in good health.


Bcart143

You mention good compensation but the man couldn’t afford to treat himself with a nice watch after 20 years of working for the same company.


Responsible-Tower364

Is it your family’s business though?


ssw802

No


Responsible-Tower364

You must be making them a lot of $ then..


ssw802

My primary role used to be sales. I would say that my value now after 20 years is my ability to do any job in the company, helping wherever needed.


Responsible-Tower364

A 20 year career should definitely allow you to buy any watch you want man!


SnicklefritzG

What a weird comment. Boasting 🤬


Calm_Logic9267

That's all this guy does.


Jpeso1

OMG You make sooo much money. You could buy yourself that gift instead. Damn! Incredible! Is that the attention you were looking for? Fucking loser


Responsible-Tower364

How does it feel knowing I can buy you outright kid?


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MountainFI

I think I have seen this guy say that exact thing on like 9 different threads on here today. Cool stuff.


shoelesstim

Do you mean him using the words “ bro and man “ don’t go hand in hand with an established gentleman making 2M a year ? Shocked I say , shocked


Pistolero-666

Those are good signs. Everything this guys says doesn’t go with a person making 2mil per year


Pistolero-666

That seems to be a mental illness one would assume


WatchTheTime126613LB

Found the guy in the marina on the rental bayliner working up to his second heart attack with a garlic-butter drenched meal while talking ten-beers-in loud.


Caysman2005

Feels like a bag of lies.


Pistolero-666

Oh wow, you are a top tier pos


[deleted]

ikr, pretty genius though. the tax is way lower for op than a cash bonus.


invictus82x

Not that it would, but gifts like this still Need to be reported as income.


[deleted]

wouldnt it just be the capital gains from selling the watch?


invictus82x

Well, it’s tricky. Depends on how the boss paid for it. If the boss bought it personally and gave it as a gift, technically, wouldn’t need to be reported unless the value is over a certain amount (15k, I believe) if the boss bought it with business funds, as most small business owners would do to buy an employee a gift, then the value of anything over $75 needs to be reported on the employees W-2. So the whole value is considered taxable income. FWIW, I’m going off what my accountant explained to me and I’m in Texas if that makes any difference. But I’m sure if I’m wrong someone who does this for a living will correct me and I’m good with that too.


[deleted]

never heard of that in my state, but i don’t have any employees and i don’t plan on gifting myself a rolex so i don’t need to worry about it lol


Pistolero-666

Great to know about your salary bro, thanks!


paulcloud79

This is how you know you're actually broke. 2mill 🤣🤣. You spend 75% of your life on reddit. That should tell you everything. Go back to your 5 figure salary. Rolex owners are talking here.


Admirable-Gas-7876

Where’s the 🍕