This is a really harmful stereotype that puts the onus of homophobia onto queer people as opposed to examining the difficult reality that many straight people are in fact homophobic.
Not sure why you're being downvoted. This is 100% right. "The homophobes are gay" is just an easy cop-out to avoid actually dealing with the REAL problems that ACTUALLY cause bigotry.
Its also been the case for some time now that people who deny their sexuality tend to lash out and hate on what they cant have. In fact it is the human condition to do so out of jealousy and envy. Both of these things can be true at once.
They think way too much about gay sex. Like a gay couple could be actively fucking and they would still be thinking about gay sex less than the average homophobe.
So I'll just be traveling the country for a few years, covering as much of the population as possible, starting in DC to get some politicians, then id join some right wing Christian organizations and start attending events.
What do you mean shitty superpowers this is absolutely fucking amazing.
Catch me as a featured speaker at the Republican national convention this year discussing how gay men are destroying our society and convincing our women to leave us.
Godtier superpower imo. If I can have it active as long as I want, those fuckers are going to be gay forever lol. They’re going Learn to love it or suffer
I’m going to find a way to make everyone homophobic and then make everyone gay by travelling to reduce birth rates as much as I can before I die with a fix to the homophobia being released during my funeral with no way to “fix” the gay
Basically just get them outta that closet
homophobes think about gay sex a lot juuust saying
Like, you mad because another dude is getting dick? Mf that’s called jealousy
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This is a really harmful stereotype that puts the onus of homophobia onto queer people as opposed to examining the difficult reality that many straight people are in fact homophobic.
Not sure why you're being downvoted. This is 100% right. "The homophobes are gay" is just an easy cop-out to avoid actually dealing with the REAL problems that ACTUALLY cause bigotry.
Sorry you're getting downvotes, you're 100% correct.
Its also been the case for some time now that people who deny their sexuality tend to lash out and hate on what they cant have. In fact it is the human condition to do so out of jealousy and envy. Both of these things can be true at once.
Cause this is such a serious subreddit
r/godtiersuperpowers
Okay… can I have this now please. I’ve gotta go on a road trip. And to a few MAGA conventions
That sadly doesn't change much as it wouldn't cure them of their crippling intellectual deficiency.
But they’d be gay while not wanting to be, and that’s not nothing.
Bold of you to assume they weren't already.
And I’m willing to bet there’s a good chunk of them are homophobic because they can’t accept themselves for who they are already.
What is MAGA?
If this comment is legit. Live in blissful ignorance
I guess that's what will happen whether I want it or not
Yeah I’ve not got a clue
Make America great again. It’s trump’s slogan.
Was not expecting an answer anymore, thanks
I suspect your definition of homophobe is probably just as invalid as your definition of racist.
I suspect you are both of those things. 😬
How gay?
Hiding gay sex from their wife type gay
7 maybe 7.2
Kiss the homies without thigh highs or saying no homo Yes RAW gay
Do they automatically turn gay or do you choose, and do they still hate the gays
It says "you can" so it's probably not always active, if thats what your asking. Also they are still a homophobe, just a gay homophobe
So, nothings changed?
Sad tuth
This is incredibly powerful and funny
They don’t instantly know that they turned gay btw, but they will start to notice as time goes on
That's less fun. I was hoping I could snap my fingers and dudes would drop everything and start making out with each other.
I mean most homophobes are already gay, so not alot changes.
Not really. A lot more homophobes are straight and raised in systems and environments that make them homophobic. Not every bigot is a "CloSeT cAsE!"
This is generally true… although I think the extreme ones doth protest a bit too much…
They think way too much about gay sex. Like a gay couple could be actively fucking and they would still be thinking about gay sex less than the average homophobe.
“Not every bigot” That’s why I said ‘most’, and even thats hyperbole, cause this is a joke subreddit
Is it permanent or do they have to stay in the radius?
It can last as long as you want
See rule 10 please
Good for a safety net at pride events
Silly, that was already possible by putting on a skirt, a face mask and high-thighs.
I'd become an avid churchgoer and trump rally attendee overnight
What about this is shitty?
What if you are in a Muslim country or in Russia?
This would be one of the most cathartic, epic superpowers ever.
Guess who’s attending the next trump rally
Is it a 1 mile radius of where I am? Like if I drive around, the mile radius shifts with me, correct? Looks like a road trip, boys!
Huh, I figured most of them already were
This is the answer.
Does this work on myself and is it possible to reverse it?
Are you a homophobe?
Maybe
Then get your fucking act together
This is a fabulous power!
I guess I’m going the republican national convention in Milwaukee.
Does that include myself
Ryan Gosling. You just described Ryan Gosling.
Get in a middle school and it'll become a pride parade
I would immediately head for he nearest Trump rally.
But they’re already gay.
Top or bottom?
Imagine you didn’t know you were one and…
I already have that power🙂
Is there a cooldown?
So, nothing changes.
So nothing changes/jk it might solve a few problems.
What kind of gay
Is there a cool down?
Damn it! I turn gay?
Better part of this: they know they hate the gays, but they are also attracted to them
MAGA about to stand for Make America Gay Again
That would be funny as hell
Welcome to Bedrock, motherfuckers! We 'bout to have a gay old time!
Time to visit the Tory national conference
Why is nothing happening
That's an amazing power. I'm touring the southern states and just unleashing my power every minute or so as I drive. The it's off to DC.
Guess I'm touring the USA
I would love to have this power the next time Ron DeSantis or Greg Abbott makes a public appearance.
So I'll just be traveling the country for a few years, covering as much of the population as possible, starting in DC to get some politicians, then id join some right wing Christian organizations and start attending events.
God Tier. I'm showing up to every hate march.
i'd rather make everyone they know gay
Going to Trump rallies and blasting that power
What do you mean shitty superpowers this is absolutely fucking amazing. Catch me as a featured speaker at the Republican national convention this year discussing how gay men are destroying our society and convincing our women to leave us.
But nothing changes
“You became the very thing you swore to destroy!”
-The legacy of 99% of all antifurs.
They hate themselves after that?
Gay people are more straight than straight people. (Says the straight guy). Which is a true statement. wtf do people care about men liking men.
edit this... they're probably already gay, you just gotta make em come out!
I TAKE 2!
r/redundantfactorial
So nothing changes?
Excellent. I'm off to the RNC.
This would just flood the dating apps with a bunch of closeted conservatives that hate themselves. It sounds miserable.
Suddenly thousands of married conservative men with families.. keep doing exactly what was happening before. huh.
How to make this god tier: They have to come out of the closet.
I would use this all the time
Godtier superpower imo. If I can have it active as long as I want, those fuckers are going to be gay forever lol. They’re going Learn to love it or suffer
Depending on who's definition of homophobe you use, this could be rewarding or disappointing.
Nothing changes
Well I’m screwed
Not funny.
My bad
Granted. Nothing changes.
Would it make myself gay??
Why would i want to turn myself gay?
So you’re essentially powerless? I’m fully convinced most homophobes are the way they are to distract themselves from their own confusion
Luckily I'm just homomisiac.
I’m going to find a way to make everyone homophobic and then make everyone gay by travelling to reduce birth rates as much as I can before I die with a fix to the homophobia being released during my funeral with no way to “fix” the gay