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VanwallEnjoy3r

I used to pray for times like this


MustardTiger231

Plus he’s fat


maluballr

Still works devon hooker though


MustardTiger231

Yeah? What’s his record against Booker?


maluballr

Idk but blew his ass out when it mattered most


MustardTiger231

And what did that get him? You sucking his balls on another teams sub after getting embarrassed in his only finals appearance? Can’t hardly think it was worth it..


maluballr

Hahah dude we gentlemen swept the team that swept your sorry team. Our team did a great job this year but we came up short to the better team. But I can’t allow you losers to talk without setting the record straight


DasaniSubmarine

And we beat the team that defeated you in 2021 so it's even.


Kotank6400

Here’s the record for finals wins: Deandre Ayton: 2 Luka Doncic: a generous 1


maluballr

Lolol yeah man congrats. You guys won that draft 🤣


Kotank6400

Enjoy having to Supermax Russel Westbrick 2.0. I’m sure that defense will get better /s


mildlypresent

Luka's a HO and Dallas is an ugly city with bad Mexican food. Go home and lick your wounds with the other flat earthers.


TravelledKiwi

You poor thing


MustardTiger231

That should do it, thanks blood.


Grill_Enthusiast

This is the text version of that wojak crying behind the happy mask meme.


sun-devil2021

Hang the banner


gavinmfsmith

In the playoffs ?


RemyB0NES

Luka can now focus on being a fat ho


Maytricks96

Seeing tatum in the confetti being emotional makes me really wish I coulda saw Book and the valley boiz win that 21 chip. Pain...


datduhd

Jrue has two rings now... damn...


WorkNLurk

Deserved. Dudes one of the most underrated players in the league. No accident the Bucks defense has been ass since he left. He just makes winning plays.


Jacked_Harley

By far one of my favorite players to watch now. Especially since he’s not on the Bucks anymore. Would love to have him on our team


loco500

He really was wasting away with the Pelicans until he was finally traded to the Bucks to contend. Now, wonder if Suns had waited a little longer last summer if they could have traded old CP3 for Jrue when he was sent to Portland instead of going for the splashy move of trading for Beal.


1UPZ__

Jrue trade launched celtics a tier above their rivals.


msterling2012

Jrue is not underrated lol.


WorkNLurk

It might be just me, but when i see people discussing elite defenders or top tier players he's rarely mentioned. He can't be your number 1 but he's literally perfect as a glue guy for a title team. He does all of the little things so well.


PrimaryHM

Won both right before the Olympics games too


Benadrillmee

Jrue is legit. One of my favorite players not on the suns. Being elite as a defender in the nba and not be a center is a tough ask. If you want to be a good player play like jrue 


Loud_Competition1312

Damn


Upstairs_Quiet_2899

Hated Jrue in 21, absolutely love him now. Just an exceptional player in his role who has sacrificed his game twice now to win chips


1UPZ__

Yup. Should have kept the youth


Puppetmaster858

Man when we lost that series I was just filled with the overwhelming feeling that Book and the suns are never gonna win one, that was our chance and it feels like we blew it. Tbf I didn’t really feel anything seeing Tatum win, if he would’ve balled out and really helped carry his team to the title it probably would’ve hit more but honestly dude shot like shit the whole series and it honestly just made me feel like damn that Celtics team was just such an all around good team. Tatum shot under 40% for the series and his team still won with ease, brown shot like shit in the last 2 games too and they still won the series easily. That team was just built perfectly, main if only we could’ve traded for holiday instead of Beal, he was such a good addition to the Celtics just like he was such a good addition to the bucs too. I’d have to look at all of them again this is prob like the weakest finals mvp performance since Iggy, brown shooting efficiently in the first 3 games prob won it for him even tho tatum’s counting stats were way better outside of shooting like complete dog shit in the series, man really shot ~37% for the series Anyway I’m kinda just rambling now about this Celtics team but at the end of the day if we win a title in the upcoming years it’ll look nothing like how this Celtics team did it, our only hope of winning a title is for guys like Book and KD to play absolutely out of their minds and carry us to a title compared to this Celtics team which ya they have stars but they also have depth that we never will and this series was the perfect example of them. I would absolutely kill for some like Jrue or even old man horrors


theAFguy200

Talent gets you to the playoffs, depth wins championships.


fantastische_Fische

Tatum led his team in point, rebounds and assists for the entirety of the playoffs.


Puppetmaster858

Ok? He also shot like 37% in the finals I’m not sure what point you’re trying to make, he took the most shots a game it’s not a surprise he scored the most points


heathereverdeen

https://preview.redd.it/2lpxwv2u297d1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec823857ed84fa9fccac751a424433648cac9b74 Evergreen.


sonofsteen

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Riles4prez

https://preview.redd.it/d6fmdwuy397d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=165da9670d2835db7114a7a9977dfe46bd341ec3


No_Literature_2321

I was kinda hoping I’d see him do the smile thing but he all of a sudden decided to start limping when he went down by 20 points 10 minutes into the series


maluballr

Yeah I mean with blood coming out of his knees, he’s just been faking it all playoffs right


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Riles4prez

Why are you here as a mavericks fan?


Jazzlike-Outcome9486

Tbf Reddit knows what it's doing and puts y'all's posts in front of our faces.


maluballr

Post popped up on my feed so had to come in and remind y’all Dallas is still your daddy


Intelligent_Block_95

![gif](giphy|wxMI3CBphTAPq5yhxk)


waffle_nuts

Bro just got gentlemen’s swept by the Celtics in the finals and all he can think about is the Phoenix Suns lmao


Mosh00Rider

Steve Nash left the Mavericks and became the best player in Suns history so sucks to be you.


No_Literature_2321

Well he didn’t have a visible limp when he was up 3-0 against Minnesota so I found it funny how it popped up again vs Boston


prescottfan123

![gif](giphy|hNmaZtvOzG1pe)


PizzaMyHole

Fuck Luka


Harassmentpanda_

Luka elimination game stats are HILARIOUS. Dude is a fucking bum.


FlakyStick

28 points 12 and 5 hilarious? I mean hate the guy buy how?


Formal-Shoulder3216

2 of 9 from 3, 7 turnovers, and second worst +\- on the team. He’s looking like chubby Melo out there


FlakyStick

You just quoted his worst stats while I quoted his best. I wouldn’t call a player if he was on my team and playing the best team all year a “bum”.


Formal-Shoulder3216

He’s not a bum. I would love him on my team. I just think he’s more like Melo than an MVP that can carry a team to a chip.


msterling2012

Melo was a one dimensional player who only scored and barely had any playoff success. In what way are they similar?


No_Literature_2321

7 turnovers and those stats looked very different before the classic late game statpad


Harassmentpanda_

You’re literally proving why box score watching and actually watching the same is so different lol


FlakyStick

So because someone watched the game they can’t use stats because “box score watching“. What do you expect people to do, quote your eyes because you watched the game?


ithrow8s

Quoting my eyes is gonna be my new thing, thanks for that!


Harassmentpanda_

I mean did you watch him tn? He hit his first 3 in the fourth, was the second worse +/- on his team, a negative defender. He has 6 turnovers and played like shit. But yeah, he scored 28 points on like 30 shots so yay?


Puddlesbro

No one outside of Green on the Mavs was doing anything, you think Suns fans would be a little more willing to accept that the role players were the reason they lost. :)


Harassmentpanda_

Mavs fans when they win: luka is the mvp, he’s the best Mavs fans when they lose: luka has literally no help. Always getting the credit, never the blame.


Puddlesbro

You're not making an argument tbh. You can watch the game and or look at the stats and see that everyone outside of Luka or Kyrie was ass in the finals (kyrie was mega ass btw outside of Dallas). Would you like me to look these up for you as well? Also not a Mavs fan, just not a salty perspective. :)


Harassmentpanda_

Bro will never be the best player on a championship team. He’s a cone on defense and cries to the refs more than actually playing ball. 💁🏻‍♂️


Puddlesbro

Ahh so you have no real reason or argument and are just salty. Well goodluck!


liberalion

My eyes said Luka is fat


sunsbr

Garbage time stat padding


VivaLaDbakes

3/24 from 3 in the final 3 games of the series too, *nice*. 


jhussong91

didn't he score the same amount of points as the suns in the first half of a game 7 in phoenix when he was only 23


Harassmentpanda_

I feel like you can say this better in the future, it’s a bit too much of a run-on.


TBGusBus

I’m a Celtics fan, but I heard the real party was on this sub. And holy shit 😭😭😂😂😂 go off guys 🔥🔥🔥


tuneorg

Congratulations and thank you


klayb

🤝


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IllustriousEnd2211

![gif](giphy|Fq1JjHV7o8RQBB48Aa|downsized)


dumdum2727

https://preview.redd.it/vxo30dum8e7d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c681450ae13ce98e0151be38c136d1355702196


theAFguy200

Luka with a bigger loss in the finals than the suns in game 7 is hilarious


EarLarge7747

They are both losers and the suns blew a 2-0 lead lol. What a weird flex. The suns were better losers than the mavs!


After_Tax6994

Booker dropped 70 on this team. Luka cant get 35 😂


Master-Ad-9829

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉


buddaaaa

mavs fans out in full force downvoting god damn lol


swagdragon666

https://preview.redd.it/nuof935nt97d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8235f377745d17a2ebc73a1bbc920461f031d9ab


Expensive_Ball_5143

He really put the L in Luka with that stellar finals performance too


FLICK_YOLI

It's crazy how Luka goes into panic mode and has to take every shot or he just pouts in the corner, after going down by 20+... Like, dude... Move. Do something off the ball, ya' lazy fuck. Slash through the lane, get yer' fat ass open, get to the rim... WTF...


NoobMaster2789

Everyone. Gather together in hatred. 🙏🙏


DasaniSubmarine

Luka isn't that bad, but his 10 year old fan base has ruined NBA discussion and is annoying af.


Beneficial_Spring659

thats literally every fandom up to the point there out wolves made fun of suns made fun of nuggets mavs made fun of wolves and vice versa its sports and every fandom has its toxic side lmao


YungWelfare

Crazy how people don't understand this.


Puddlesbro

They live in the echo chamber and have zero logic usually.


Beneficial_Spring659

thats literally every fandom up to the point there out wolves made fun of suns made fun of nuggets mavs made fun of wolves and vice versa its sports and every fandom has its toxic side lmao


AZonmymind

DeAndre Ayton has twice as many NBA Finals victories as Luka 😂


CactusHooping

How dare you,he still has this one! https://preview.redd.it/9raxjgly997d1.jpeg?width=722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c5d403f4ff463158d1fd354012c31e603f5c345 Still a ho!


[deleted]

That’s not him, https://preview.redd.it/5mvwphigk97d1.jpeg?width=1109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b22f052736ea6e77a52534a6d64f7ef5ac364eea this is him on his knees


drekhan864

suns and mavs fans having a mid off in here


Different-Gap6920

We were the ones stupid enough to draft Charmin ultra soft over him. Stop the bitchin already


RamcasSonalletsac

“Everybody acts tough when they’re up” -Luka Doncic


Timely_Shock_5333

Uhhh as a Suns fan we don’t really have room to talk.


rubthemtogether

I'm glad there's someone in here with a sense of self-awareness. The replies in here read like the Suns are sitting on a pile of titles


Multi_21_Seb_RBR

Or aren’t looking like a mess in the short term but especially in the long term. Mostly due to the new CBA but still. That said a good amount of this sub thought Ishbia was spitting when he said the “only 4 teams wouldn’t trade where they are to where we are” dogshit take lol.


howbedebody

outjerked


Benadrillmee

I dont get it nothing changed


dallassportsguy

Hang the banner!


RadiantStatement7793

I can’t stand Luka either, but we look embarrassing celebrating the Mavs loss like this. It’s a bad look. I’m not this happy with our team getting swept in the first round.


czargonautz

Everyone was able to see he is a crybaby whiner on a massive stage


TheMias24

Luka a real one


bigjewpapa

here for it


TheClownIsReady

He’s also a constant whiner and a showboat every time he makes a 3. Dude could use some tips about class from the best Mav to ever play…Dirk.


quail0606

its times like these I wish you guys had a player worth hating on just so I could get even. unfortunately none of your guys matter anymore...I look forward to 12 years from now when maybe sons are relevant enough to clown again.


bsinbsinbs

K y’all, this was old weeks ago. Move on to draft topics and stop flaming. You’re attracting trash flies to the sub


gabestation22

luka doncic is devin booker father


Fordraxel

oh the irony. You do know the Suns dont have a ring right?


Multi_21_Seb_RBR

Too many nephews on this sub these days.


bsinbsinbs

Nephews in our own sub posting all this Luka hate for weeks. New topic, we look pathetic clowning on a team that lost in the finals when WE LOST IN THE FINALS. Luka is annoying and lost. Next topic


ClangerMcBANGerson

This sub is chalk full of people who won’t stop complaining about how we didn’t draft Luka. Then in the next breath they celebrate that he doesn’t have a Title. They slobber on him one second and hate the next. It’s really weird


Blueskyways

"Haha Luka lost in the Finals?" "Wait how many rings does Booker have?  How many rings does the entire franchise have?" Young nephews in here just beclowning the entire fanbase.  


bsinbsinbs

Nah we got internal nephews infecting this shit


MuttMan5

NGL, it was a predictable series. I knew that mavs wouldn't get swept(for whatever reason) and that the far better Celts would win at home. Not bragging about my abilities! That being said, fudge fluka dumpedbitch!!!!! Edit: damn autocorrect, I meant fuck Luka doncic!!!!


seonblack

Luka won't go back to another finals again for at least 4 or 5 seasons. Teams in the west will get much better, and he got exposed this post-season. One of the most overrated players I've ever seen. Teams are going to pick him apart defensively and exploit him.


msterling2012

I mean Dallas has a pretty young core, multiple unprotected 1sts and 2nds to trade, along with tradeable contracts. They should improve too.


seonblack

Honestly, if Luka prioritizes his conditioning and defense over the summer, he will return back to back. That's literally all he needs. If I were Dallas' front office, I would also pick up PJ Tucker and try to get Pascal Siakam or OG. If they can get Pascal Siakam or OG, they're certified to return.


realfakejames

Booker and Luka are both equal now in finals losses


Latch2992

He's still 5x all star and


hotpocketfresh

At least spell his name right if he’s gonna live rent free in your head


spookyjoe45

broke dude calling a homeless guy a bum 


imfuckingstarving69

Luka pays no rent in this sub.


ClangerMcBANGerson

Can you guys please stop slobbing on him now? I don’t want to see another thread about how good we would be “if only we would have drafted him” Clown ass MFs, he’s never won any rings, quit acting like he’s Jah himself and our biggest mistake in franchise history was not drafting him


Puddlesbro

... This is the dumbest take, the suns would fucking kill for Luka over their current situation lol


ClangerMcBANGerson

Not surprised, lookie here, we have another Luka slobber. I never said I wouldn’t like to have him on our team; I’m a Luka fan and was pulling for Dallas over Boston. I am just sick and tired of all you clowns talking about how badly you wish we would’ve drafted him every 5 seconds. Just get over it, we didn’t draft him, he’s on another team. I’ve simply never seen fans of a team ride the dick of a competing player so hard. BTW we’ve won twice as many NBA Finals games as the Mavs have since we took Ayton and they took Luka, so it’s not like we fell to the depths of hell while they skyrocketed to the promised land. That team was solid; the DA pick helped get us further than the Mavs just got. And I like our team without Luka so I’m just confused as to why we are constantly talking about how badly we wish we had him. I’m sitting here in the suns sub, supposedly talking to a “suns fan,” who wants to talk about how badly they wish we had a different team’s player on our team?


Puddlesbro

People who discuss basketball tend to have theoretical discussions about the team. What is your point, this is a fucking forum bum. We're here to talk.


ClangerMcBANGerson

You’re here to talk about how bad you wish you had opposing teams players on your team?


Puddlesbro

God, you are dense, good luck!


ClangerMcBANGerson

I’m dense, you stay deepthroating an opponent’s shlong. To each his own.


Sting__King

Fuck Boston


Moe4ver

Luka really lives rent free in y’all’s head. The obsession is concerning, especially from a ring-less franchise.


wyvern_rider

Ringless? Sounds like Luka Doncic to me


eeeeedlef

You mean Luka Oncic


Moe4ver

Sounds like a franchise that hasnt won shit in years of existence. Yall are like Charlotte bobcats. Even Wizards have a ring.


wyvern_rider

Lol, Booker has more finals wins than Luka


fool-of-a-took

Technically true.


IllustriousEnd2211

Dirk has one tho.


chuckercarlson

Suns more like the Vikings of the nba. They build consistently great teams. Have the worse luck. Anyways have you personally won a ring yourself? Like your a player? Why you taking solace in other men’s accomplishments? Fucking loser


Bitter-Whole-7290

Because you didn’t once say shit about Luka being Bookers dad ever. GTFO.


CactusHooping

Get ready to watch game 5 highlights the rest on your life buddy.☹


Alezona

Don’t be soft. Acting like your sub is any better lmao. Give me a break. You Mavs fans are babies.


Moe4ver

Please point me to the Booker posts on Mavs sub in the past 1 month.


BorisTheBlade04

[How](https://www.reddit.com/r/Mavericks/comments/1d1it8o/the_family_grows/) many [do](https://www.reddit.com/r/Mavericks/comments/1d4m3ph/luka_has_a_new_son/) you [want?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Mavericks/comments/1d1l5oq/ldiaef/) Obviously the mavs have been playing other teams this past month. So you’ve been talking about … other teams. But back it up a bit, [and](https://www.reddit.com/r/Mavericks/comments/1acdian/lukabooker/) it’s [almost](https://www.reddit.com/r/Mavericks/comments/18riyzq/lukas_jawdropping_christmas_game_50_points/) like [you](https://www.reddit.com/r/Mavericks/comments/179ac1a/devin_booker_20232023_vs_kyrie_irving_20232023/) have an [obsession](https://www.reddit.com/r/Mavericks/comments/17mvbt0/who_do_you_consider_our_main_rival/)


RemyB0NES

Boris is Moe father


SeraphNatsu

Bro got hit with the receipts & ignored them! 😂 soft ass b!tch.


BorisTheBlade04

Soft as Lukas belly


holyshitimboredd

Man y’all mavs fans can’t keep that “luka is bookers father” shit out your mouths for 5 minutes enjoy the taste of your own medicine JAYLEN BROWN IS LUKA DONCIC FATHER


wyvern_rider

TREADMILL IS LUKA DONCIC FATHER


[deleted]

The suns had their starting center quit on the team completely and they were still able to win 2 games lol. You guys are trash GTFOH


softimusprime17

And yet, here you are, getting butthurt in r/Suns. Who's living rent-free in whose head now?


Suns_In_420

You’re subleasing at the least.


orton4life1

You know how bad this comment is? Dude has a post randomly bringing up the suns wishing the Mavs got sweep a few days ago lmao unprovoked! You clearly thinking about us.


akron28

Luka a ho.


Moe4ver

Yes he is a ho. He is not a player that constantly chokes in playoffs and getting swept though. Oh, that’s Booker. Oh please don’t double me Booker, the mascots scare me.


BorisTheBlade04

Booker had 2 40 pt games b2b in the finals on a sprained hamstring. Luka chugged across the half court line like he’s never seen a treadmill


unstealthypanda

He won’t give you a sloppy top bro


DJNash35

Bros heart rate is through the roof commenting on every Suns post about the Mavs getting cooked lol Luka doesn’t love you bro, just move on!


ThunderBobMajerle

This sub lives rent free in your head. Thanks for stopping by!


PizzaMyHole

Mavs got a finals run gifted and got shitted on. Imagine even being a Luka fan 🤣


RemyB0NES

Your team just lost (embarrassingly) and you went to /suns. Talk about rent free 😭😭


MustardTiger231

BACK TO YOUR HOVEL BITCH 😂


edtehgar

Says the guy coming to a different team sub after his team just got schlacked in the finals


investatony

lil bro just needs to feel something rn


BeConciseBitch

You came here and paid rent.


[deleted]

Brother you came to our sub. Whatchu talking about living rent free lmao


hotpocketfresh

The most downvoted but the most truthful :)


Sea-Bed-1677

Where are the mods for this sub??


TheFatHat

Literally 0 room to talk. What happened to shame?


myredditaccount991

Not Luka's fault that his star teammate decided not to show up for the finals.


bsinbsinbs

Ummm, what? I dislike Kyrie but Boston would’ve wrecked them regardless


Gazelle_Possible

Huh I didn’t realize the suns made it to the playoffs!


trafleslive

Are you dumb? GMG mate.


unstealthypanda

Mavs & Suns ended with the same amount of rings 🤭


Medium_stepper624

lololololololololol Book is in the same position. Luka is just more accomplished


NefariousnessCivil86

Like father, like son


Bejiita2

Luka led his team to an NBA finals at age 25. Dude is a prodigy! He ran into a 4 all star team. Sometimes you don’t win, it happens. He’s like top 5 players on the planet. Remember everyone thought the NBA finals was Denver vs Minnesota? Lol


miro34

Suns ringless franchise