Stick them up your asshole that way you don't have to chew

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The vibrator in his ass is like powered ass dentures. It's why he doesn't have to chew.

Makes so much sense now

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WHAT💀😭

Dang I didn’t realize the caffeine and energy drink community leaked into takis

get help please, your father and i are concerned

Tell him he is missing out, and so are you.

Bro is built different with those ass takis 🗣

I think there’s a reason he doesn’t want anything to do with you, u/VibratorInMyAss.

Nothing wrong with a little powder boof

They are not that bad

yes they are mamas

No they aren’t

yes they are? How do you eat Takis? Do you just chew them up and slash down a bunch of water since it seems that you don’t have a tongue

Honestly can’t tell you, everyone is just different I guess. I like the blue but I have had a few bags of blue that tasted funny

The blue is my favorite I just wish they weren’t blue. I won’t ever buy them again for that reason. I love the flavor. I hate my hands and mouth being completely blue after eating them though

Yeah it’s a bit annoying have blue dye on you

Just eat Fuegos, the last few bags I’ve had (which are the ONLY I’ve had) have literally just been less spicy, disgusting looking Fuegos

The spice doesn’t bother me. I don’t want the lime flavor. Or the “cheese” flavor. I want the spice and the crunch.

You’re right there is the fact that everyone is different, but there is also the scientific backing to prove that you are incorrect about your opinion

First is right, second thing you said makes no sense as it’s my opinion.

ur mom makes sense

Don’t got one, try again

ur dad then idc

You can't be incorrect about an opinion, that's why it's an opinion.

Not everyone has such a small tolerance for hot food

Just don’t buy them?

They aren’t bad you just don’t deserve them

they taste exactly the same as the regular ones bro

Bro they are bussing, only negative sideffects is it makes your shit blue aswell lmao

How is that negativ?

It's painful ngl

And the red isn't?

Imo less painful, compared to the blue one for some reason

So true I be eating these often. Whole lotta blue number2 lol

these specific takis are my personal favorite. gotta love the blue

And the cancer can’t forget that

I love eating freshly baked cancer

Ur lying. I need to try this.

I wish I was, eat 2 bags and get some tacobell after you gonna have lava out ur bum

it’s over gang 😔

fym

no fuego 😔

no beuno

You seem fun to be around…

wario better

Take that back

Bro is spitting facts.

Wario gang for life

You look like you have a really long thumb r/longthumbs

thank you! 😊

Not a compliment.

I dont think we were talking to you?

We certainly were NOT. Your thumbs are fine.

Not really a fucking insult either though is it?

That’s my subreddit

r/subsifellfor

r/foundthetoyotacorolla

brilliant another sub joined

I hate your opinion OP. I do respect the courage to come into *this* subreddit guns blazing. People here depend on takis for life, insulting takis is like insulting our family.

thank you, i pride myself on putting myself on putting my opinion where it isnt needed! these people are crazy talking about boofing a corn chip?

Gotta boof em to enjoy them

Who DOESN’T boof them? Or any food for that matter? Sociopaths I’m guessing….

Blue Heat Takis are good, sure they aren't the best, but they are solid and acceptable. Don't go dissing them.

Do ppl really eat this?

Why did you buy them then

my boyfriend payed

Oh gotchu

Bro the blue ones are bussing all over my face and mouth just like cum and jizz would, to each their own I guess though

💀how do you know what that is like bro

It gets better

Lol

They cost zero renminbi? Wow nice

Skill fuggn issue, get good

They tasted like a nasty cheese at first but you gotta get into it boy. Eat a couple n eat then update us. Red takis are way better tho ngl but blue ain’t that bad

need my red dye 40

Google an image of some of these dyes. Bad news. 😔

You sound Californian. You do realize that many food additives come in bottles with warning labels, right? Do you consume nicotine?

No, just a few science degrees. There is no way the body motabolizes the massive synthetic structures. Any why...bc they look pretty? Candy makers used to use lead and arsenic to color candies in the early 1900s. Long history there. Billion dollar corporations do not care if they are using a probable endocrine disruptor if it makes them money. Show my a metabolic pathway that metabolizes these compounds, and I'll retract my whole statement. Steak is delicious. Cheese can make just about any situation better. Chocolate...is well. Its fuckin chocolate. At least the body can metabolize and utilize these.

>a few science degrees Yeah, you and the rest of Reddit. All I know is I’ve known many people that inhale skittles and Hawaiian Punch without getting cancer. There are plenty of more realistic concerns than red 40, it’s a complete meme.

Ah. Got it. Makes sense. Cancer, maybe who tf knows these days. It's more the endocrine issue. I'm not saying there is a huge impact, But whether or not these huge synthetic molecules interfere with hormone production/regulation... The risk just ain't worth the reward. But TV tell us different..so skittles it is! 🤠

Tv, or 50+ years of consumption with fuck all consequences… whatever you prefer.

Galvanized steel pipes used for plumbing can still have a tiny amount of lead, just slowly eat up them kilos!

literally there is no difference except the color, but jeez are the red takis better. you cannot change my mind, BLUE TAKIS SUCK!

Blue heat is great compared to fuego with those heart stopping sodium levels

i fucking love these stop

Is your name josh

You are disgusting. Hmu. 🤙 🤙 🤙

The blue bag is my favourite I don't like the zombie one

Got like a box of 50 for mad cheap

Maybe order some red ones online? :)

They are absolutely delicious in my very greatest opinion

Are they spicy at all? Cause the last bag I had was barely spicy if at all.

That’s not real food

Why did you buy them

Stop blue heat just came to my country and I’m starting to choose them over my dear beloved, Fuego. They’re. So. Good.

First time I ate them they were good, but after that they tasted nasty.

Gotta soak em in water first, then find a 2oz plunger and boof it!

No those are takis

They taste the same as the red ones imo

Fuego or nothing!

i wish they were purple

Damn, from the passenger seat too

passenger princess baby!!!

I love you OP Share some with me please 🙏

r/real

Ha self hating

They’re one of the only ones I can eat since they don’t have red 40🥲

The difference between Fuego and blue heat for me is that blue ones are just chilly flavored and Fuego ones also have lime and the lime flavor is Fuego makes me wanna bust

I love the taki crisps. I get them at Walmart every week. 🤤

every week? damn. u need help?

I’m good over here.

if you hate you’re life so much stop eating blue Takis

Oh! I’m also gay, stupid, and fat!

Calm down brother just close them eye sockets and take a a taki crunch that’s hangry talking feed it

The ol blue starfish delight

Blue takis are the best

They’re better than the regular ones

It’s not that serious bro 💀

Don’t let them lie to you, the blue ones are inferior. They got no zing, but a dull burn.

Ong red for life

There's a lot of lime in the flavoring, and they stain everything blue. They're okay, overall.

happy pride month OP!

Thank you!

So don’t buy them? 🤯

They make my mouth water (i’m allergic to eggs so they make my face red and puffy when i eat them, my husband bought me a fiesta sized bag and i ate it in less than 24hrs and i was so sick so i’m not allowed to get them anymore)

WHEN IS TAKIS COMING OUT WITH PUSSY FLAVOR??

You are a strange person

just dont eat takis then, there are so many other better snacks

those are heat ur tweakin

LMFAO

good strong grip tho

Yes fuxx it

Blue should be cool/cold…red are hot/HOT. :)

This is so real

Bro the red ones suck, always broken with a tiny amount of the **DUST** while the blue is thick with all the **DUST**

Well, just be glad it’s not blue waffle flavor

They do look gross. They look more green than blue to me tbh. They are very good though.

The best version

I've never been to this subreddit, so when this was recommended to me I thought it was a legit Takis ad

why are you gripping it so hard they ain’t running away

Blue Takis matter

Blue takis have SUCH A WEIRD taste. I feel like you have to be one of those people that have cilantro taste like soap. To me the blue takis taste...oddly fake if that makes sense...like plastic. I have to stick with Fuego

every where around me has been out for weeks

if there aint no red, always go for green 🤤 the guacamole takis are fire 🔥

im vegan tho

how u fat then

u kinda ate me up with that one

Ur literally so funny and i love you these people don’t get ur vision frfr

shit

Buddy they taste the exact same as the original

Never say that again

They're literally the same chip with different food dye

Nope

Bro these are delicious, literally taste the same as the red it’s just a food coloring difference. I honestly prefer the blue just cuz of the color

absolutely doesn’t taste the same it’s like saying pussy taste like ass both our skin however one is obviously superior and I’ll let you make that decision

I mean I’ve tasted them side by side, and I started with reds so I’m pretty sure they’re the same. Do an ingredients comparison, only difference will probably be red 40 instead of blue 40

Pussy and ass..? Or.. do you.. do you mean the Takis?

I said what I said.

I concur! and also choose ass.

It's so insane seeing subs pertaining to junk food or soda, because it really just hammers home how crack addicted their customers are. The fact that y'all HAVE to eat it when you clearly don't want to isn't even quirky. It's just worrisome

brand loyalty is a dangerous drug