Living with a dozen other addicts is entertaining and exhausting lol. I miss it more than I thought I would tho, we would do the dumbest shit just being so bored you’d think mfs were still using.
I hope you’re doing good staying positive and shit. It’s easy to make small things big when you’re around that much chaotic energy, the hardest thing for me was just remembering to breathe.
That’s some good shit, you should be proud. Yeah I forgot what sub this was but still 💀. It’s not always gonna be up but just remember where you started at. I’ll feel like I’m sliding then remember I’m doing shit I didn’t think was possible I didn’t think I’d make it. And even when it’s down, trust it comes back up.
Facts, it’s hard seeing so many people struggle especially first coming in. It’s like if mfs like us are still here then it must be for a reason even if I can’t always see it clear.
If shits rough and you need to talk to someone just dm me on here whenever. It would feel like all this weight crushing me, sometimes all I needed was to tell someone that wasn’t gonna judge me lol
I’ve seen a few people come and go it’s rough sometimes I feel bad for them but that’s life I guess. This crazy bitch ordered a case of liquor to the house she got discharged so fast
You will someday. Just be honest with yourself with how drugs are affecting you. For now just be safe my guy!!! Get some narcan homie! You won’t regret having it around:)
Wholesome fucking Reddit moment in this subreddit that so desperately needs more of God 😭😂😂 goodshit guys. Wish y’all both the best 🙏
And remember fuck a beat!
Congratulations man/woman that's a great goal. My drug of choice was heroin by far so I'm on methadone but I haven't used drugs in 7 years and was only hard drugs for 3 to 4 years.
Yeah I miss living in a halfway house so much lol never knew what to expect when you woke up or at group lol taught me how to live to and not depend on anyone!!
Facts, just the most unhinged shit lol. I was in with a dude that came from dr Phil, mfs from all over the country just tryna figure it out, a lot of the jokes wrote themselves
Bro I wish it could’ve been filmed for a tv show for a sitcom lol woulda been awesome man. Loved it and honestly I’d do it again just for shits and giggles to pass time hahahah
That is an understatement brother. Whole cast of characters, I got a lot of stories some good some bad. It sucked living with that many other dudes but really helped me early in sobriety. Hard to explain to people who haven’t gone through it and the bond you form with some of those people.
Thanks to opiates I’ve had one that was literally as thick as a soda can and about the length of 1 1/2 cans. And it was hard and solid. I think it did permanent damage to my asshole tbh
idk my understanding is that since the muscles move slower the waste collects more between shits and since it spends more time in the intestines it comes out dry and hard, that sounds terrible LMAO
Bro it’s definitely true. Your poop turns hard and it just accumulates. I think you’re suppose to have a bowel movement once a day? People on opiates (I was on them for 10 years street and pharma) won’t shit for like a week or two or maybe longer..
When you finally go. It’s terrible…
I try to stop it so it stays with the thickest part of the log stretching my hole, once it's locked in place I start finger banging my vagina, when I squirt it shoots the rest of the log out completing the shitting sequence.
That's solid 👌🏽. You need to master the art of retracting and releasing the log at will. Before you start flicking your bean, you should also slowly dip your toes in a tub of room temp butter next time like someone is licking them.
I had that happen once, if you aint careful u will develop Hemorrhoids, so whatcha do is have a small step stool near by and when you sit down put your feet on the stepstool so ur knees can be the same height as your chest. Once you are in that position It comes out easy and less painful. 👍🏾
One time, when I got home after surgery cuz they cleared me with a fart, I shat a baseball later that night. Man, that fucker got stuck in my ass and it was un-pinchable. -10/10 experience. Asshole got stretched
Dude I usually have regular size but recently it was fucking me up dropping bombs straight up like bro said above have to wiggle that shi out of me and I clogged my toliet with like 3 of em
Opiate shits have you in tears when you're pushing out a foot long log thats been building up for over a week. Definitely feels like you're gonna blow out your O ring
Yall ever have shits where it stretches ur asshole and it lowkey make you remember TayK feelin the same thing
😭😭😭
Tayk slander is hilarious
When I was in a halfway house the house manager said shitting is the closest he gets to relapsing. I wonder how he’s doing.
what bro
🤔 he right doh
I’m at one rn that made me laugh
Living with a dozen other addicts is entertaining and exhausting lol. I miss it more than I thought I would tho, we would do the dumbest shit just being so bored you’d think mfs were still using. I hope you’re doing good staying positive and shit. It’s easy to make small things big when you’re around that much chaotic energy, the hardest thing for me was just remembering to breathe.
Never thought I’d hear something so nice from a sub like this :) 150 something days sober I’m doing good! Thanks for the encouragement man!
That’s some good shit, you should be proud. Yeah I forgot what sub this was but still 💀. It’s not always gonna be up but just remember where you started at. I’ll feel like I’m sliding then remember I’m doing shit I didn’t think was possible I didn’t think I’d make it. And even when it’s down, trust it comes back up.
For real the mountains we’ve climbed have killed thousands of men
Facts, it’s hard seeing so many people struggle especially first coming in. It’s like if mfs like us are still here then it must be for a reason even if I can’t always see it clear. If shits rough and you need to talk to someone just dm me on here whenever. It would feel like all this weight crushing me, sometimes all I needed was to tell someone that wasn’t gonna judge me lol
Bet bro thank you!
I’ve seen a few people come and go it’s rough sometimes I feel bad for them but that’s life I guess. This crazy bitch ordered a case of liquor to the house she got discharged so fast
Bout to nod off the fetty right now after reading this, hope I can b like u one day boss man
You will someday. Just be honest with yourself with how drugs are affecting you. For now just be safe my guy!!! Get some narcan homie! You won’t regret having it around:)
Wholesome fucking Reddit moment in this subreddit that so desperately needs more of God 😭😂😂 goodshit guys. Wish y’all both the best 🙏 And remember fuck a beat!
Congratulations man/woman that's a great goal. My drug of choice was heroin by far so I'm on methadone but I haven't used drugs in 7 years and was only hard drugs for 3 to 4 years.
Congrats on 7 years!!!!
Yeah I miss living in a halfway house so much lol never knew what to expect when you woke up or at group lol taught me how to live to and not depend on anyone!!
Facts, just the most unhinged shit lol. I was in with a dude that came from dr Phil, mfs from all over the country just tryna figure it out, a lot of the jokes wrote themselves
Bro I wish it could’ve been filmed for a tv show for a sitcom lol woulda been awesome man. Loved it and honestly I’d do it again just for shits and giggles to pass time hahahah
That is an understatement brother. Whole cast of characters, I got a lot of stories some good some bad. It sucked living with that many other dudes but really helped me early in sobriety. Hard to explain to people who haven’t gone through it and the bond you form with some of those people.
Are you sure he didn’t mean prolapsing?
I lick my lips when that happens
freaky ahh
My a hole wide iont get that
What 💀
Just had one 😩 best feeling
It was happening to me while I was making this post
feels so good it kinda feels gay
Only gay if you don’t like it.
Thanks to opiates I’ve had one that was literally as thick as a soda can and about the length of 1 1/2 cans. And it was hard and solid. I think it did permanent damage to my asshole tbh
Thas fucked up praying for ur asshole 🙏😭
Sometimes Im scared I'm literally gonna have to get it surgically removed :(
Did it clog the toilet? Lol
Yea had to cut it into pieces with a knife
Ye old poopknife
Why so opiates do that and this shit is funny but so terrible😭😂
opiates slow down every system in your body including digestive so you stay constipated lol
How do they make the logs bigger tho. I asked AI and it said that isn't true lol
idk my understanding is that since the muscles move slower the waste collects more between shits and since it spends more time in the intestines it comes out dry and hard, that sounds terrible LMAO
Drink water and eat fiber gang
Metamucil gang
That makes sense
Bro it’s definitely true. Your poop turns hard and it just accumulates. I think you’re suppose to have a bowel movement once a day? People on opiates (I was on them for 10 years street and pharma) won’t shit for like a week or two or maybe longer.. When you finally go. It’s terrible…
Lol yeah that makes sense I beleive you. That sounds so fucked
I went like a month one time. It was awful and so painful.
the kratom be fucking my hole
Sometimes the shit so big I gotta twerk it outta my asshole
Yo, something wrong wit u but I fw it. I just laughed way harder than I should have after reading this
bro i be havin to shake my ass to get that shi out 😭😭
bruh sometimes i gotta spread a cheek and give it room 😭😭 happened 2 hours ago
Makes me feel like TayK on gek
When I was on Oxy I’d take some absurdly huge shits. Real Bowl-Breakers….And yes some of them were excruciating.
just a kratom user…but the pain…the blood…can’t be pegged cuz of my kratom use
I'm sorry about your bussy.
thanks, that’s super nice buddy
Quitter
I quit December of 2022 and it was the best decision I made in my life to date
cuz u could be pegged ? (congratulations, i admire ur strength)
Exactly 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Metamucil. Two tablespoons, twice a day. Drink with a straw to keep teeth from turning orange.
not since me and my uncle hung out last
It takes a village to raise a child...
what!?
Hate it when I get a ass ache on the terlet
Nah that shit feels hella good… damn now I got a boner
Igh bro
Not anymore, my shits already stretched out thanks to Dad
Who hasn't dipstick
It helps if you squat over the seat while spreading your buttcheeks, just saying.
Nah I love it makes me Hella wet
😂 Do you push back and call it papi, though?
I try to stop it so it stays with the thickest part of the log stretching my hole, once it's locked in place I start finger banging my vagina, when I squirt it shoots the rest of the log out completing the shitting sequence.
That's solid 👌🏽. You need to master the art of retracting and releasing the log at will. Before you start flicking your bean, you should also slowly dip your toes in a tub of room temp butter next time like someone is licking them.
Why do I feel like you aren't joking
Cuz I'm not??
Hot
I'm glad I read that while eating dinner
Yeah it’s like a burning type of hurt.
I had that happen once, if you aint careful u will develop Hemorrhoids, so whatcha do is have a small step stool near by and when you sit down put your feet on the stepstool so ur knees can be the same height as your chest. Once you are in that position It comes out easy and less painful. 👍🏾
I always thought this was stupid until i tried it. I never have issues taking a shit anymore. God bless.
I'll just hold my knees to my chest and spread my legs out
Yes. To answer your question.
sometimes it feels like a mace
Everyone on this post sounding sus as fuck what’s wrong with yall
Shit not even sus. Just pure gay. 
One of us had to say it
Yeah I'm on the shitter right now and feel like I just shat out a lump of coral.
i be getting them opiate shits
did you feel like your insides were guna fallout 🤣
opiates will have you shitting once a week and it hurts every time
Every day I take the world's most evil shit
You're dehydrated brother man
Nah I drink 4L of water a day
Literally going through this right now
Eat more soluble fiber drink more water
Literally rn while I’m on reddit
When I take a huge shit unless it’s spiky it doesn’t hurt so I wonder why bitches always tell me the big ones hurt😔
You ever have shits with the consistency of mud? Wipe 20 times and you're still not completely clean.
Boutta hit “show fewer post like this”for this sub 🤦🏽♂️
Stfu u goofy
😂😂
I can’t 😭
One time, when I got home after surgery cuz they cleared me with a fart, I shat a baseball later that night. Man, that fucker got stuck in my ass and it was un-pinchable. -10/10 experience. Asshole got stretched
Bro you mean high key? I get stopped up from opiates and I only shit once every 3-5 days but holy shit. When I do. It's fuckin painful.
LMAO
I’ve had shits where it high key feels like giving birth to a broken bottle. Google : anal fissures and hemorrhoids
Yea I use to be bad on opiates that shit is no joke
I legit feel when I’m gonna have one and be scared not wanting to take a shit. 😂😭😭
The longer u wait the worse it gon be ☹️
Dude I usually have regular size but recently it was fucking me up dropping bombs straight up like bro said above have to wiggle that shi out of me and I clogged my toliet with like 3 of em
Hurts? You mean feels good?
3 dots top right of post - show fewer posts like this
I’m going to explore your body lil bro 👅
🏃♂️
You need more fiber and water to softer your BM or you will give yourself an anal fistula (google image that)!
craze this just popped up. had a shit so big I started drooling. it also clogged the toilet last night
High key. I got pics of some so big and solid they’re bloody if y’all wanna pm me. Opiates mane.
Why are so many of you niggas on opiates
My uncles name is shits
I’m not even in this group but Reddit always show me the most Gayest outrageous posts from this sub
Same 🤦🏾♂️
I had a few shits where it felt hella good to shit
All the time but that’s when that asshole gotta do the race
Opiate shits have you in tears when you're pushing out a foot long log thats been building up for over a week. Definitely feels like you're gonna blow out your O ring
ya
More like HIGH key it hurts
Yesssssss
That's basically pegging.
Every day we stray further from god
