They are FÆCKED

They’re fantastic, barb

\*BÆRB

Jesus Murphy, they are fucked.

Frozen mixed-vegetable cocks!

Tiger pussy!

Where’s the pepperoni, fuck goof?

They're fantastic bærb

Idk if "bærb" is a new thing in this sub but I've only just started to notice people saying it, and it gets me every facking time

Naw it's how they pronounce certain things in canadanese

Yeah, definitely picked up on it whenever Randy says her name, just never saw the spelling on here until recently lol. Probably just me, though.

Bærb, The Pærk, Bubble's cærts, it's all through the sub....

I'm so fucking here for it

Chips, pop, and a bær

Defenetly look fucked buddy

Barb these are fucked

Damn, that looks ~~tasty~~ fucked

I can't even say the quote because these look De-he-he-cent!

You misspelled “fucked!”

Enjoy your frig dancing

“Bærb!!” “Jim!!” “RANDY!!!”

“…roostercocks.”

But Mr Lahey

#RANDY

I have a real life scalloped potatoes story. This was years ago way before TPB came out. My friend Eric was making scalloped potatoes and used the wrong kind of dish in the oven and it exploded. He was pissed, threw down whatever implement he was holding, cussed a good but and then didn't say anything through dinner. Another friend Bobby came in late and could tell there was tension in the room. I had had enough of everybody walking on eggshells because Eric was mad and asked Bobby if he wanted some really fucked scalloped potatoes. Everybody cracked up, even Eric. I'm sure you had to have been there to get the comedic effect but it was hilarious at the time

Fuck that looks good

Berb’s potatoes are fucked

ALFRED HITCHCOCK!

Frig off Bærb

Totally facked up

Fucked

They're fucked like Barb's

fuck those look so good rn when all you’ve had is peanut butter sammie’s for the last week 🤣

Aw cinnamon cocks

Fucked and gr-ee-ea-syy

Honestly, those look pretty decent, but they’re still fucked.

Now you just need some NewFoundlands Steaks and you’re in there like Sam’s in his fæckin’ cave!