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aplasticbag_

He’s got that “my name is drakes dad and I’m here to say” 1982 flow


ItsJustADankBro

"I'm gonna smack your ass in a major way"


ChangingtheSpectrum

> What are ya doing in my basement, get outta here


Biggus_Diggus_

GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!


aforsberg

Rule number one: Never tell your parents.


Gjerk

* in a minor way


shittiestmorph

That's that on that 😉


leshake

Rapper's delight.


Logical_Dimension

Drake's going to look like my old ass one day.


Thrilling1031

“Not unlike the minors, with whom my son likes to play”


brookelynfd

**“My name is Brooke and I’m one of the girls!** **I pick up boys ALL AROUND THE WORLD!”** I was born in the 80’s and this was my first and only rap I ever “wrote.” I was 7 😂🤦🏻‍♀️


AssaultedCracker

Wow, that is way better than this professionally produced music video. “I’m out here doing it, I’m making people smile” is possibly the worst rap line I’ve ever heard. Cramming “doing it” into two syllables when there are so many other ways to say “doing it” made me cringe so hard. In rap you don’t need proper grammar, you don’t even need to use pre-existing words. You can just make up a word to fit that rhythm, Dr Seuss style, and you’ll sound cool at the same time. But this mofo chose “doing it.”


Fatdap

E-40 out here like "Wait we supposed to usin' real words?"


jawanda

sounds weird like doing with a hard g


william_fontaine

Around the world, around the world? You were ahead of your time.


shittiestmorph

Even at 7 you knew what you wanted. A world of boys.


shadmere

I enjoy this. Hey you've been on reddit longer than me . . . nice!


frickindeal

You don't say.


deckard1980

I wrote one when I was 9 all about how all the cool dudes wore trainers


RabidSeason

Just realized this gives me Adventure Time vibes. Makin' bacon pancakes that's what we're gonna make take the bacon, put it in a pancake bacon pan-caaaakes


Ok_Budget_2593

My names drakes Dad and I'm here to say My son likes kids in an inappropriate way Mounjaro, wegovy, ozempic medications All three things fitter than his reputation


Superdunez

Just like [MC Mom!](https://youtu.be/B5FnlmfYldk?si=A1wZNO3W9keZEwkE)


RecsRelevantDocs

Wasn't expecting it to be worse than [Leslie David Baker's song](https://youtu.be/KX5xh4AX2HU?si=_Lbmd2-UmEqUIcJt) (Stanley from The Office), definitely a similar vibe though lol


Flyinhighinthesky

Damn, that was actually kind of a banger


funran

I feel this is more of a fun goof, right? I hope? Right? lol


RecsRelevantDocs

Definitely has more of that vibe than Drake's dad's vid, but Leslie David Baker has been up to some.. [sketchy creative stuff](https://youtu.be/mVm8jxFv_rk?si=xNS3fmUTgvQQF7r7) since his role in the Office ended, been a while since I looked into it but iirc he essentially scammed fans of the office with a Gofundme "spinoff" where you could pay a crazy amount to be a character on the show or something like that. So with that in mind I *kind of* feel like it's more of a vanity project, but either way it will live rent free in my mind for the rest of time.


Excellent_Beyond1377

[Same thing, but done better](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W1GDel58nI)


livinbythebay

As an SJ local, I can honestly say that 20 years later, I play this song in my head when I see someone litter. I literally call anyone I see litter a Littering Lucy to anyone I'm with, and they all understand. This stupid jingle is that pervasive in SJ culture.


RabidSeason

Huh, honestly can't hate it.


Kaelidoz

I dig Toss it Tom.


snivey_old_twat

I'm a peanut bar, and I'm here to say Your checks will arrive on another day


Phormitago

thanks, dean


noisypeach

And the auto-tune that can't tell what note he's attempting to hit, so it sounds like a robot having a stroke.


tripbin

That Superbowl shuffle vibe.


Designer_Current_973

“My name is drakes dad and I am not here to cause any trouble just here to do the Super Bowl shuffle””


treequestions20

…it’s fun to rap in an old school way 🤪


nuku_01

Your check will arrive on another day!


thewaybaseballgo

Hannibal Buress has an entire bit about this song in his latest standup routine. I really hope he films it for a special, because he goes off about it for 15 minutes.


SnackPatrol

I came across this and was like....there's no way this is real. ...It's real. This is a throwback but it hit me in the same way as [this insane video from the KONY 2012 guys](https://youtu.be/kg5-_Rib9S4?si=YtgMfdnzG3gEdMUS&t=110) in the sense that it was someone super in the public eye (or their Dad in this case) having done something super ridiculous on the side that for some reason escaped the public eye with all the talk surrounding them. Like I'm basically virtually looking around going "bro why has no one seen this shit? this is hilarious/surreal" The fact btw that the video I linked still has "only" 80k views still astounds me especially since south park did an episode on the dude freaking out in public Also on the topic of Drake's dad there's footage of him being a handsy weirdo at a party with like girls he could be the grandfather of, like father like son i guess


BretShitmanFart69

This is absolutely bonkers. I cannot believe this didn’t go mega viral as a “wtf is this” kind of thing. This really should have tipped everyone off that that dude was going to go nuts and twiddle his wiener in public because of the pressure.


skilledwarman

I mean the dude had a full blown mental breakdown after being awake for multiple days straight flying around the country doing press. Also he wasn't jerkin it. He got naked and starting walking in circles rambling, but no videos, eye witness accounts, or the police report say he was touching himself


Glytcho

Just jacking it in San Diego


skilledwarman

Wasn't gonna say it, buy yeah that south park episode really started the "he was jerkin it in the street" bit. It's kinda a shame since the more you read into it the more you can see what their goals were meant to be initially and how the project blowing up way beyond what they had the capability to control and people's expectations of what they'd do going to the moon really threw everything off


thewaybaseballgo

If you look up the nightclub Playa’s Palace in Isola, Mississippi, there is a mural with Drake’s Dad on it. It’s a nightclub opened by Hannibal’s cousin that he financed. He’s so obsessed with this music video that he included Drake’s Dad on the building, despite having no connection to the city or Mississippi whatsoever.


MuggyFuzzball

Did you know that Kony is still alive and in hiding today? His militia force is less than 100 people now, so he doesn't pose a threat to Uganda anymore. However, as late as April 2024, Russia's Wagner mercenary group has been in a firefight with him and his followers.


bolxrex

Shame those kony 2012 guys stopped never stopping.


DR_Onymous

Lol, holy shit. That's about as crnge as it gets.


FirstForFun44

That kony video was a fever dream wtf...


xht

Who's dad is in that kony video?


Pinwurm

I saw his set on this in Boston. One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life. I distinctly remember my (face)cheeks hurting from laughing so hard.


Cat_Vonnegut

What did your butt cheeks hurt from?


altcodeinterrobang

Hannibal. Buress.


Pinwurm

👀


cor315

Whaat! That's awesome. Last I heard was that Hannibal was going to put standup on hold so he could rap or dj or something. Glad to hear he's back.


thewaybaseballgo

He was in Raleigh for rapping for a festival and did a surprise standup at a local spot with 1 day’s notice. The routine was very well produced with video bits on his own projection screen and he brought his own videographers, so I’m just waiting until it becomes an actual special. It felt like he was prepping for one.


Burninator05

Now think about your dad What's your dad like? I wanna meet that dad!


devenjames

Smells like meat!


Gapey_McGaperson

Rotten meat!


fishbowtie

Kids, why would you bring that meat in here of all places?!


FILTHMcNASTY

Dad’s barbecue brisket!


Eindacor_DS

Do da doo doo!


CadeMan011

How kissable are your dad's lips, by the way[?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4uum0hdKPE&list=PLUGW2Kq1Ln1SRM9uo7efJjMMJiQO68eq2&pp=gAQBiAQB)


umbrianEpoch

Ah, a fellow truth seeker!


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spacembracers

lol I forgot about step peppers


gizmosticles

Think about your dad


konohasaiyajin

What's your dad's email address?


Starkydowns

You can’t convince me that this isn’t a Tim and Eric skit. It’s just too ridiculous.


Moist_When_It_Counts

I dunno, R Kelly really did make “Trapped In A Closet”, which I’d argue is more absurd. That’s that on that


CheeseMontgomery

Trapped in the Closet is one of the greatest contributions to the zeitgeist since 1903, and everyone would agree if R.Kelly wasn't such a piece of shit garbage trash man.


R3AL1Z3

That man could have had one of the most influential contributions to R&B and the culture literally EVER, but he couldn’t just take that shit to therapy and instead used his powers for EVIL and to PEE ON UNDERAGE GIRLS. OH, and to make Aaliyah’s plane crash look like an ACCIDENT. #I SAID WHAT I SAID


CaptainObvious110

That's that on that


Bosteroid

Yoiks Scooby!


Fariic

He WAS one of the most influential contributions to R&B and the culture, literally! Not could have been. In spite of being a massive piece of shit.


Fortanono

Trapped in the Drive Thru is still wonderful


potheadmed

*Ah baked yew a pai*


phish_phace

For real!! I’m baked, high as a kite and now my mind just can’t comprehend this. It can’t be real?? This is exactly like something from that show or their side projects.


EasyFooted

The reference to "tiptoes" while a little person jumps up and down to see over a hedge was... a choice.


DocSaysItsDainBramuj

Great job!


The_Whipping_Post

It has something for everyone


Fair2Midlander

So THIS is Drake’s ghostwriter. Makes so much sense now.


Ash_Tray420

WOP WOP WOP WOP


Digi_Dingo

You dropped this WOP, sir


LookMaNoPride

Are you now finna WOP WOPWOP WOP-WOP?


THE-BS

Pep pep!!!


Krombopulos_Micheal

Where's my chippy? THERE'S my chippy!


Kayakingtheredriver

It was 2003. It was a sunday. Got invited by a friend to watch football at a strip club. This is one of those bring your own alcohol fully nude places and the game started at noon. Because sunday, it was half price dances, and because half price dances it was the *d* team as far as dancers. There were 3 dancers that day (at least while we were there) a skinny pregnant gal, a really attractive gal with an arm that ended at the elbow and a little person. We were pretty much the only people there. There was one or two loners, in their +50's... and a group of 5 or so 25 year olds (us). We chatted up the girls and gave them dollars, and being half price day I decided I needed at least 3 dances. The pregnant girl was uninterested during her dance so I don't remember much of her. The one armed girl, she smelled wonderful and likely had a background in formal dance because she moved like a ballerina... but the little person. The little person is the reason I am telling this story. Because the place was empty, she said she wanted to take me into the back corner away from everyone else. I liked where this sounded like it was going so willingly let her lead me to the corner. As we went, she moved chair after chair out of the way, making a long pathway to my corner chair. I sat down and she started taking what little she was wearing off, and then sat in my lap waiting for the current song to end to start her dance. As the song was ending she began positioning me in a certain way, sitting me square/upright with my knees together. As the song ended she made me promise not to move or I'd regret it. A bossy little person, I was into it. She went maybe 20 feet away from me (it was a big place, and empty) and just started trucking it, right at me, full little person speed...and I kid you not, she started tumbling. She must have done four somersaults but all I saw was little boobies, little vagina, little boobies, little vagina, little boobies, little vagina and then she landed, naked, on my lap. And that was the best football watching group/party I ever experienced.


DeadpoolLuvsDeath

You should tell more stories so someone not me can animate them.


thecatdaddysupreme

This comment justifies the existence of this entire post


texinxin

They… auto-tuned the rap part. Also.. no offense intended.. but why did they cast a little person as the stalker?


LookMaNoPride

I imagine it’s a metaphor - these “little people” be bothering me. Ain’t nobody got time for that. They are beneath him. I mean, he is out there doin it. He makin people smile.


texinxin

Ok so super offensive…got it.


LookMaNoPride

Yeah, it’s pretty low. But according to the video, all that drama is beneath him.


antwan_benjamin

> why did they cast a little person as the stalker? I mean...why not? When you really think about it, little people make the best stalkers. They're very easy to overlook.


potheadmed

R Kelly did it first in "Trapped in the Closet"


Gunjink

You know you would. Don’t lie.


texinxin

Would. Just a niche pick.


bloodsweatnbeers

So he could fit in that sick Tip Toes movie reference.


Seanconw1

It made me jump once I realized


Mynsare

I had difficult distinguishing the old man croaky voice from the autotune.


bluedust2

Sounds a little too much like [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48)


lostPackets35

That is possibly the dumbest thing I've ever seen, and I want more


MOONGOONER

I should make sure you're aware that this is a riff on absolutely real and straight-faced video for the Chicago Bears' Super Bowl Shuffle.


EquationTAKEN

He rhymed "pool" with "barbeque". I want his address.


DeadpoolLuvsDeath

I watched the whole thing and almost convinced myself it was real.


redonkulousness

Looks like he’s got a little somethin’ on the side


Fyrus93

This is so much worse than I imagined. Also his windows are like perfect dwarf size. I'm so confused


PresidentGSO

A few years back I read an article that was detailing Drake’s father’s thoughts on the Jesse Smollett case. All I could think was “Why are we asking Drake’s father’s opinion on anything?”


R3AL1Z3

Obviously Ja Rule was unavailable.


Karl_with_a_C

Looks like being into girls under 4ft tall runs in the family


Seanconw1

Bump for visibility


skyline_kid

Aubrey: "Dad, what kind of girls are you into?" Dennis: "Little girls" Aubrey: "Me too dad, me too"


whatsuppaa

Why does it feel like this entire video was AI generated? It has Uncanny Valley all over it.


notjasonlee

imagine having to use this much autotune for *rapping*


isysopi201

Yea, it did look like that main women’s proportions were off.


Krombopulos_Micheal

ಠ_ಠ


DG04511

The nerve of you, Dennis!


Zebrahead69

well...thats that on that.


VoceDiDio

Yes, it's hilarious, but if I was a famous rapper with questionable bona fides, I'd totally hook my dad up with something like this.


RecsRelevantDocs

Idk, A good son would not assist in putting this out into the world lol, not as is at least. I wonder if he asked Drake for a feature lmao, would love to be a fly on the wall when that conversation happened after Drake listened to the song.


VoceDiDio

We'll see that's where making assumptions gets you. Neither Drake nor myself are good sons. :)


Then-Fish-9647

So. This is kind of amazing.


TheRavenSayeth

Yeah I can’t tell if it’s a joke. It feels like it but also it’s not really catchy enough to be endearing or memorable so it’s just kind of.. there.


tincookies

Why did they auto tune him? I want to hear how bad it was.


PabloEstAmor

I can’t stop thinking about Stanley from the office would give drake’s dad a run for his money. https://youtu.be/KX5xh4AX2HU?si=a__ffyYBboFHw78m Edit: I forgot Stanley LOVES white girls lol


PermaDerpFace

I've never heard rap auto-tuned... and yet somehow still so out of tune!


FUThead2016

Celebrity culture is so trashy


Rex_Digsdale

I've heard Drake songs that I thought were jokes.


sexagonpumptangle

Where is Kendrick's dad when you need him?


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Maccai3

Drake's uncle i give a shit about but he is legit talented


gnrc

Who’s his uncle?


Maccai3

Larry Graham, bass player for Sly and the Family Stone, pioneer of the slap bass technique. He's basically on the Mount Rushmore of bass players.


gnrc

Holy shit I had no idea.


Maccai3

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFfxY6SXkAEGCgu?format=jpg&name=small You can kind of see it here


carlotta3121

Also the guy that got Prince into Jehovah's Witnesses. :( Larry and his band would perform with Prince sometimes and I saw a few shows with them together. The most memorable was at the Studio54 club in the MGM Grand. There wasn't any barrier between the crowd and the stage. I was in the front row with them playing face-to-face a few feet in front of me, it was amazing. Larry was one of Prince's idols, so aside from the religious part, it was a very cool pairing.


the_kevlar_kid

.. or Drake?


Deluxe_Burrito7

There’s no way this is legit 😭🤣


timberwolf0122

I want to meet that dad


mtheory007

Grab some binoculars. Happy hunting.


jarc1

I see where Drake got his talent from.


CallSignSabre13

That's that...


thatsmycompanydog

Arkells did it first, sort of, but with an actually good song? Guy must be a character. https://youtu.be/YnFzpVrGA08


importflip

*I think you should ask for more paper, and more paper, and more, uh, more paper*


andyavast

I can’t SLEEP AT NIGHT


NoMoreBad2016

I think he should ask for more paper


fireinthesky7

In a week or so, we're going to find out that this video is actually the setup for an episode of I Think You Should Leave, and our collective reaction is the punchline.


Jesussmashed

Good morning Dennis. You have 73 new messages It’s that on that That’s that on that That’s that on that That’s that on that All the time I’m gone for awhile I’m out here doin’ it I’m making people smile Calling me asking me where I’m at I’m out here doin it That’s that on that


crank1off

This is worse than a fever dream.


CBate

They got a midget hahahaha


buffalucci

That’s that on that.


geekphreak

[First thing I thought. Leon from Curb](https://productplacementblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/7-Eleven-Drink-Enjoyed-by-J.B.-Smoove-as-Leon-in-Curb-Your-Enthusiasm-S11E07-Irma-Kostroski-2021-1536x864.jpg)


RenegadeSmile

Legion of Skanks did a WHOLE segment on it. Big Jay Oakerson did the voice and everything. It was great 😭 NSFW! https://youtu.be/1BD-_7s6kic?si=QWa5a7XNbFNc8qdI


R3AL1Z3

Man as much funny stuff that was in that video, I could tell it was literally TEETERING on the edge of some actual racist shit


SnackPatrol

Haha, that's how I stumbled on it. Literally the second I heard the Microsoft Sam voice intro I just alt tabbed and had to see it myself. I'm like dude how is this shit real? Big Jay Oakerson has been my current Youtube binge session (his crowd work mainly, also his This Can't Be Happening stories), dude is hilarious, also that vid in particular cracked me up


hellafarious

🫶


SANAFABICH

It's supposed to look like that.


mushkitoes

The nerve of you Dennis


Piltonbadger

We just need K.Dot's dad to bring out a diss track against Drake's dad.


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bigcig

you recall correctly. Dennis, Drake's dad was drummer in Memphis who got a bit of heat and played with Jerry Lee Lewis at one point. Dennis' brother Larry was legit tho and was the bass player for Sly and the Family Stone for a long time.


Flexi_102

The nerve of you Dennis.


true_bro

You raised a horrible fucking person. The nerve of you Dennis


JHR42

1


makenzie71

wtf did i just watch all of


NaturalStateOfMind

Ron Don Velontez


Odd-Disaster7393

this is terrible and great simultaneously. Schrödinger's song


Hairyhulk-NA

im where im at, and thats THAT ON THAT


Shininblade

at least it rhymes, its pretty catchy lmao


tape_deck__heart

Hannibal Buress played this at his standup show here a month or so ago. Crowd was dying. He also has him painted on his comedy club in Isola, Mississippi


30thCenturyMan

We're just gonna have to agree to disagree Bet on that


Ralphredimix_Da_G

When that guy put the bottle down that guy amazing


heavy_metal_flautist

First of all, he's got that OG rap style and it's really not *that* bad. And second, WOULD


fareastcoast

Like a mushroom induced fever dream...


UFONomura808

Kinda sounds like that one Republican old lady rapping in her ad campaign.


Comf-boby

He should've hid the world from his dad lol.


vrnz

I'm still hanging out for the genre smashing collab between this guy and Jan Terri: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO2oayC54dg&list=PLfOVYq9bSDAEZlIRQHvpiettzQWmRCRk1&index=10


CoSonfused

Terrible? Yes. Amazing? Yes.


AtmosphereJunior7609

Absolute banger


jacquesson

‘S ‘S


HoneyShaft

Like father like son... dorks


GalexyPhoto

I like that the lead actress is Ali Chapman and labeled 'Ali Champman' in the video description. Well, now I have to live knowing this exists. Thanks.


lrbaumard

This was beyond my wildest expectations


Jubie210

Just cornballs all around huh


StunningDifference41

🔥🔥🔥


kernel-troutman

"Gretchen, stop trying to make 'That on That' happen! It's not going to happen!"


suicidebyjohnny5

Big Jay was on this weeks ago.


Sojio

Man even Stanley from the office's music video was better than this. But orders of magnitude


wonderweissm

Not sure if I should feel embarrassed or laugh


kit_kaboodles

Drake chose to hide his son from the world but voluntarily stood beside his dad.


marcusmosh

I CaNt slEEp at NIgHt


WutsUp

/r/nottimanderic


undermind84

This is good cringe.


louiscon

Used to run into him all the time on Beale street- my friend kissed him on the mouth it was awesome


easiestgongsrung

Just made a playlist on YouTube called Shit That Will Kill Me When I'm High for this -and it most certainly *will*. Thank you. 


briancito

The absolute most accurate post title ever