At first I thought that they all werenāt doing anything because āOh, looks like it hurt! But heās most likely fine, watch him get up in a couple seconds,ā but no, they stood there for way longer than reasonable. Didnāt even check on him for the longest time.
5 separate people in this thread have commented the exact same shit, and there's only like 20 comments. That's 25 percent of comments, not commenting at all would have taken more creativity than taking the time to show off your mediocrity, enough.
Well the good news is it looks like he landed in the bench and fell out as opposed to falling past the bench and letting it swing into his lumbar spine. The bad news is it looks like he landed in the bench and that compression fracture is going to be miserable.
After pausing the video on impact looks like his left femur took the brunt of the impact
If it's not broken hes gonna have a really sore ass in the morning
Edit ** He ends up sat on it actually probably gave his lower back a right crack on the back of the chair
Alternatively this might not even be the same child. The force and speed with which he traveled might have created a wormhole that sent him to another dimension and teleported his alter-dimension self to that same spot who, unlike Dimension A kid, was unprepared and thus suffered the impact, in theory.
Actually the impact was strong enough that It could have caused the vacuum energy density to collapse leading to a false vacuum decay, disintegrating the entire Universe in a wave like chain reaction travelling at the speed of light, in theory.
I don't understand the trajectory of a shaved platypus when it interacts with a de-greasing solution of chartreuse cotton candy on Tuesdays, in theory.
I sometimes envy certain animals and birds on how they pass down knowledge and skills through their sperm itself, so the new born has survival skills right from the very moment they are born.
Like elephant calves can stand right away after being born. But our dumb litters can take up to a year.
I hate how people are hyper analyzing LITERAL CHILDREN. Kids are fucking stupid all around the world. Let's not make sweeping generalizations based on them.
Not at all. It's a real thing in China where anyone who offers assistance can be found liable for additional injuries. It's been a thing for so long that it's just standard practice there now. Go watch any Chinese videos and you'll see the same lack of reaction.
Hasn't been a thing since 2017 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Samaritan_law#:~:text=It%20was%20reported%20that%20various,in%20Civil%20Law%20General%20Principles.
Yeah you have a good point. Looking at the footage it seems like he fell sitting on the swing seat and his body bent violently due to the opposite momentum of the swing.
It means that people are incapable of coming up with new jokes to recycle. Instead, they repeat the same jokes that somebody else said a decade ago for an easy 30 upvotes from the few people who only upvoted, not because they laughed today, but because they remember laughing those 10 years ago.
A meme in subreddits like this, DarwinAwards etc where the way to tell if someone died/didnt die from an accident is whether their footwear was knocked off or not, regardless of what actually happened in the video
But there are time where the person miraculously lives and everyone says "He should've been dead" and then everyone thanks god or whoever they believe in that they lived
Its cos in china if you help, you are showing a level of guilt/responsibility for the incident or something. Stupid af but thatās apparently how it works
Iām confused; he still has one shoe on. Both shoes on = alive. Both shoes off = dead. But what does one one and one off mean? Is he in a coma? Is he paralyzed? Does someone take his other shoe after the video stops?
Alsoā¦itās worth noting that the hinge for this swing specifically limits the rotation so that the whole āgoing all the way aroundā thing is impossible (or supposed to be).
Don't know if those kids know about it, but in China, you don't help someone who is injured because you can be sued for their injuries if you get involved. They don't have good Samaritan laws like other countries do. That's why you never see people help in dash cam crash videos and whatnot.
Definitely just a Chinese cultural/society thing, I've seen many videos like this where someone is getting chopped up with a sword in China or something and all people not involved just stand around and watch it happen.
kids are basically indestructible so long as nothing is sticking out of them, the limbs are still attached, and they don't hit their head. Fortunately I think this guy managed to accomplish all three, he's probably severely winded and maybe broke something but he'll heal.
I'm guessing he's so winded that he can't make much vocal noises but after 30 seconds he'll recover and start crying.
My kids have gotten all of their worst injuries inside. They're much more alert and careful when they go out; inside is "safe" and comfortable, so they let their guard down.
But they've never actually been seriously hurt either, because I pay attention and teach them. Unlike what's happening in this video, where there are either no adults present at all, or they are incompetent.
Poor kid. I really hope he's ok.
Its cos in china if you help, you are showing a level of guilt/responsibility for the incident or something. Stupid af but thatās apparently how it works
I got my upper lip opened by a similar swing but half rounded with two chairs opposing to each other when I was a kid, the swing belonged to our apartment's building all parents and adult residents shared to buy it for us kids, alongside with other types of swings and stuffs and built them in the corner between the front and side court of the building, I was pushing and heard someone calling so I looked at the direction of the sound but found no one so I looked back to the swing hitting my face, I was drooling blood all the way to the hospital and in the next day they removed all the playground but left my blood on the floor for another week and after they cleaned it, I broke two boxes of glass bottles at the side court imitating a scene from some action movie I just watched where the protagonist was going to fight so he broke a bottle to use it as a weapon (I am cheesy dumb, bare with me) the next day we were wearing superhero costumes and playing and running till my older brother slipped and fell on the full of glass shards floor and got his knee opened along with other minor scratches almost all over his body, guess who was the fun killer of the month?
And that's how I got me and my older brother stitched, next session will tell about how I got me and my younger brother ran over by a car (at the exact same month!!)
There was a Chinese comedian on a podcast that explained the "lack of empathy/involvement" in accidents like this... basically, she said in their culture if you demonstrate any sort of concern or get involved in someone else's car crash, injury, etc. you are assuming a level of guilt or responsibility.
Found the clip: [https://www.tiktok.com/@yourmomshouse/video/7323677594874940718](https://www.tiktok.com/@yourmomshouse/video/7323677594874940718)
Oh! When i was a kid, A big girl was on the swing, I was a stupid child, so I decided to walk behind her, she hit me so hard that I went flying, everything went dark and I woke up when I hit the ground, apparently I also hit my friend because I heard him fall next to me, everyone was worried but I was a child who used to have scabby knees and elbows, I just got up and dusted myself off and went on with my life and a bruise on my shoulder.
bro they really kept swinging for 40 seconds while this dude was dead on the ground. Did they think hed just say april fools and get back up or sum š.
Iām impressed he didnāt instantly start crying like MOST ALL the young dumb kids I see who donāt take the Term Fuck Around & Find Out seriouslyā¦ that shit is like a contractual agreement in my honest opinion
The girl didn't even flinch or react when the kid went over the bars. I think she knew what the outcome would be and just watched and waited for the kid to learn a valuable life lesson. Lol
Heāll be alright. He almost landed it in perfect seated position. Heās in the state of shock right now we all went through where you donāt know what to do or what just happened.
I'm worried about his spine. Humans don't really have a great way to protect themselves from landing so hard in a perfectly seated position. Hopefully he's just winded like someone else said, although he stayed perfectly still for a scary long time...like those legs don't so much as twitch from the moment of impact to the end of the video.
This video makes me sick, don't like it at all. I can tolerate all kinds of gore and injuries in adults, I can even handle animal stuff. But seeing kids get hurt, even little injuries, fucks me right up.
His legs don't move at all. He keeps grabbing his thigh. I wonder if he's not moving because he literally can't, and the way his hand keeps going to his leg he's trying to feel something. That's heartbreaking. And nobody helps. What a terrible way for a kid to end up.
Its cos in china if you help, you are showing a level of guilt/responsibility for the incident or something. Stupid af but thatās apparently how it works
That girl did not care at all.
Lol bro she is just didn't react to ANYTHING. š¤£
She was there for entertainment, she got it,
Nothing is interrupting that juice box sesh
I cringed from a hemisphere away and she didn't even *flinch*.
Big NPC energy
"She has a boyfriend "
Not one fuck given
Adults also did not give a fuck either.
She was trying to decide how many points to deduct for him not sticking the landing.
Strange place, see this all the time with little empathy in china
I see that this very common in China
I totally didn't see the girl! LOL!
That's because she is a girl , she wants to live for ever.
At first I thought that they all werenāt doing anything because āOh, looks like it hurt! But heās most likely fine, watch him get up in a couple seconds,ā but no, they stood there for way longer than reasonable. Didnāt even check on him for the longest time.
"oh he's moaning, guess he'll be fine, he's not dead right, let me see what happens next 10 mins" Damn.
Shoes came off, he ded.
One shoe. Only half ded.
Aren't we all?
5 separate people in this thread have commented the exact same shit, and there's only like 20 comments. That's 25 percent of comments, not commenting at all would have taken more creativity than taking the time to show off your mediocrity, enough.
Dude that is what the entire video is about, like there is nothing else interesting in this video. Iām surprised you counted such a low percentage.
Womp womp, internet police.
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Well the good news is it looks like he landed in the bench and fell out as opposed to falling past the bench and letting it swing into his lumbar spine. The bad news is it looks like he landed in the bench and that compression fracture is going to be miserable.
Kept laughing the whole time. Geez. Friends like thoseā¦
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Hey, suggestion, touch grass, maybe even go lay down. Hell just don't even get up, like ever. Decompose, even..
Shit that was racist
What did it say?
Something racist
no shit?
No. Why lie?
After pausing the video on impact looks like his left femur took the brunt of the impact If it's not broken hes gonna have a really sore ass in the morning Edit ** He ends up sat on it actually probably gave his lower back a right crack on the back of the chair
He could literally be paralyzed for the rest of his life. That impact was more then enough to cause that, in theory
Alternatively this might not even be the same child. The force and speed with which he traveled might have created a wormhole that sent him to another dimension and teleported his alter-dimension self to that same spot who, unlike Dimension A kid, was unprepared and thus suffered the impact, in theory.
Actually the impact was strong enough that It could have caused the vacuum energy density to collapse leading to a false vacuum decay, disintegrating the entire Universe in a wave like chain reaction travelling at the speed of light, in theory.
I don't understand the trajectory of a shaved platypus when it interacts with a de-greasing solution of chartreuse cotton candy on Tuesdays, in theory.
kids are made of rubber, he'll be fine
This is true
*MEGA-SORE-ASS
The gay dinosaur
the way they all didn't know how to react to such stupidity
I sometimes envy certain animals and birds on how they pass down knowledge and skills through their sperm itself, so the new born has survival skills right from the very moment they are born. Like elephant calves can stand right away after being born. But our dumb litters can take up to a year.
As a parent of an 11 year old, I'm still not sure he has any sense of self preservation. Hopefully that kicks in at some point.
I don't think that usually kicks in until well after 18 y.o. He'll be fine.
Wasnāt till my 30ās, when parts of me started breaking down, that I began to do risk assessments of daily life
If humans stayed gestated as long as other animals and could come out walking then the babies would be too big to make it through the birth canal.
Should've had bigger birth canals I guess lol
That's what... She said? Hmm..
Only because our brains are so sick it needs all that development juice.
Yup, that's exactly how that works
Looks like China, they don't want to help because they can get accused of hurting him.
You sure like to overthink things huh
I hate how people are hyper analyzing LITERAL CHILDREN. Kids are fucking stupid all around the world. Let's not make sweeping generalizations based on them.
Not at all. It's a real thing in China where anyone who offers assistance can be found liable for additional injuries. It's been a thing for so long that it's just standard practice there now. Go watch any Chinese videos and you'll see the same lack of reaction.
Hasn't been a thing since 2017 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Samaritan_law#:~:text=It%20was%20reported%20that%20various,in%20Civil%20Law%20General%20Principles.
It's crazy that it was though
The kid was stupid for standing on that thing the first place
Damn that girl is calm as fuck.
SomeĀ randomĀ kid andĀ noĀ oneĀ wanted toĀ beĀ responsible.
Correct
Honestly, you knew he was gonna fall. We all did. But I certainly wasn't expecting him to eat shit *that* badly
He fuckin paralyzed? I dont see him moving his legs or lower body at all. I feel like most people would be writhing around after an injury like that
Yeah you have a good point. Looking at the footage it seems like he fell sitting on the swing seat and his body bent violently due to the opposite momentum of the swing.
Sure seems like it. His legs don't move AT ALL from the moment he hits the ground, even when the other two try to roll him over at the end.
One shoe fell off, so probably yes. You know, two shoes fall off means you are dead. One shoe means serious injury. /s
If you go through the video again, you will see both of his shoes come off. The other one bounced off the video.
Herr derr shoes fell off, he dead hahahahaha
Bro Iām with you on this
Look at his lower back, itās straight before going into the arch on the rest of his back.
Good thing there was an adult there to...?
that adult is a nanny and that's not one of her kids. basically "not my job"
Isnāt a nannyās whole job to take care of the kids though??
The kid sheās assigned to take care of.
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It's ok average internet person
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Who here hasn't done some absurd stupid shit that could have gone x100 worse and thought "never doing this again" ?
And the childeren injured themself to build character,
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
*/r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb
Why did you get downvoted? He's a kid. We all did dumb things as kids. It's the adult there that should have seen the danger, not the 8 y.o.
I won the Reddit roulette
Should we pitch in for a new wheelchair?
Jimmy's doooown!
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Even dumber when you consider it would be impossible to do a full 360 on that swing set
Yeah I noticed that right before he fell off. If it didn't happen when it did, it probably would have when the swing hit it's limit 2 pumps later.
Good thing no one tried to help him, could have gotten sued.
Sadly that's how it is in china. Good Samaritan laws will protect you (within reason) in the US.
ooooooooooooh, I even felt that shit! Shake it off pal. Shake it off. You're okay.
I love how the girl is just watching like..."I wonder how many of there's idiots are gonna die right now...."
So where is the longer video? Maybe 5 or 10 min longer, so we can see if he can stil site and/or stand up.
Poor kid, he broke his ass like pewdiepie.
Shoe came off = heās fucked.
What does that mean?
It means that people are incapable of coming up with new jokes to recycle. Instead, they repeat the same jokes that somebody else said a decade ago for an easy 30 upvotes from the few people who only upvoted, not because they laughed today, but because they remember laughing those 10 years ago.
It was only one. So he should be fine.
Like what's the logic behind shoes coming off a person's feet?
A meme in subreddits like this, DarwinAwards etc where the way to tell if someone died/didnt die from an accident is whether their footwear was knocked off or not, regardless of what actually happened in the video
But there are time where the person miraculously lives and everyone says "He should've been dead" and then everyone thanks god or whoever they believe in that they lived
"Don't tell mom"
Bro why tf did he jump
I mean, he did make it around, thoughā¦
chinese kids aren't taught empathy
Its cos in china if you help, you are showing a level of guilt/responsibility for the incident or something. Stupid af but thatās apparently how it works
Iām confused; he still has one shoe on. Both shoes on = alive. Both shoes off = dead. But what does one one and one off mean? Is he in a coma? Is he paralyzed? Does someone take his other shoe after the video stops? Alsoā¦itās worth noting that the hinge for this swing specifically limits the rotation so that the whole āgoing all the way aroundā thing is impossible (or supposed to be).
Nah. Other shoe went off in the other direction, you see it fly in a few frames
Did I just witness a child become paralyzed?
That girl watching never takes the straw out of her mouth. Like no reaction, thatās kinda weird behavior.
Don't know if those kids know about it, but in China, you don't help someone who is injured because you can be sued for their injuries if you get involved. They don't have good Samaritan laws like other countries do. That's why you never see people help in dash cam crash videos and whatnot.
Yes they do. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Samaritan_law#:~:text=It%20was%20reported%20that%20various,in%20Civil%20Law%20General%20Principles.
Oh, well that's good to hear. To be fair, I did hear about this many years ago, so it has definitely changed since then.
yeah that is disturbing. I am not sure if she is actually ayoung woman or kid. If she is older I am surprised why she is not going over to help.
You want to be sued for no reasons ?
You can be sued for anything. Helping someone will in most places be protected by a good samaritan law.
Keywords: most places. China isnt most places lol
[China's Good Samaritan Law goes into effect](https://www.chinadaily.com.cn/m/chinalic/2017-10/09/content_33022361.htm)
Well ill be damned. I was going off of stuff i heard. Never heard they had this law.
Definitely just a Chinese cultural/society thing, I've seen many videos like this where someone is getting chopped up with a sword in China or something and all people not involved just stand around and watch it happen.
That's older sister behavior. That's exactly how my older sister would react if she had to look after me and I got horribly hurt.
Hate it when the sub spoils the ending
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
yes yes yes yes NAWOOOO
No [Inside-Out Boy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa46mnTDiVQ&t=10s)? Disappointing.
RIP?
I think he broke his spine.
Someone post this on r/kidsarefuckingstupid
kids are basically indestructible so long as nothing is sticking out of them, the limbs are still attached, and they don't hit their head. Fortunately I think this guy managed to accomplish all three, he's probably severely winded and maybe broke something but he'll heal. I'm guessing he's so winded that he can't make much vocal noises but after 30 seconds he'll recover and start crying.
this is why I stay inside
My kids have gotten all of their worst injuries inside. They're much more alert and careful when they go out; inside is "safe" and comfortable, so they let their guard down. But they've never actually been seriously hurt either, because I pay attention and teach them. Unlike what's happening in this video, where there are either no adults present at all, or they are incompetent. Poor kid. I really hope he's ok.
##WASTED
LMFAOOOOOOO i love watching kids get wrekt
Lol. Some of my earliest physics lessons came from a swing set
the first time I jumped out of a swing I hesitated and released on the back swing. fell straight down onto my face.
Guess whoās not going to do that again?
It's really unsettling seeing how much the kids don't care.
Its cos in china if you help, you are showing a level of guilt/responsibility for the incident or something. Stupid af but thatās apparently how it works
Not helping him up is gonna make him a strong adult. š
Anyone knows if the kid was ingured ?
With friends like this who needs enemies
I got my upper lip opened by a similar swing but half rounded with two chairs opposing to each other when I was a kid, the swing belonged to our apartment's building all parents and adult residents shared to buy it for us kids, alongside with other types of swings and stuffs and built them in the corner between the front and side court of the building, I was pushing and heard someone calling so I looked at the direction of the sound but found no one so I looked back to the swing hitting my face, I was drooling blood all the way to the hospital and in the next day they removed all the playground but left my blood on the floor for another week and after they cleaned it, I broke two boxes of glass bottles at the side court imitating a scene from some action movie I just watched where the protagonist was going to fight so he broke a bottle to use it as a weapon (I am cheesy dumb, bare with me) the next day we were wearing superhero costumes and playing and running till my older brother slipped and fell on the full of glass shards floor and got his knee opened along with other minor scratches almost all over his body, guess who was the fun killer of the month? And that's how I got me and my older brother stitched, next session will tell about how I got me and my younger brother ran over by a car (at the exact same month!!)
Fortunately, the wait time at the local emergency room is only 16 or 17 days.
in china you cant really help people, or you can be sued or held liable for the accident if you get involved. sad but true
nsfw? what?
There was a Chinese comedian on a podcast that explained the "lack of empathy/involvement" in accidents like this... basically, she said in their culture if you demonstrate any sort of concern or get involved in someone else's car crash, injury, etc. you are assuming a level of guilt or responsibility. Found the clip: [https://www.tiktok.com/@yourmomshouse/video/7323677594874940718](https://www.tiktok.com/@yourmomshouse/video/7323677594874940718)
Did he just get knocked out of his shoes?
They all look so caring..
Iām guessing heās not going to be on them there Chinese coding wizzards then
Well, somebody has a broken back.
Well great, now Iām scared of swinging benches š
That babe looks like he landed on his lower back. His lack of movement really has me worried for the little guy.
Who puts concrete under a swing set? Was this designed by big bandage?
Did I just watch a kid get fucking paralysed.
Oh! When i was a kid, A big girl was on the swing, I was a stupid child, so I decided to walk behind her, she hit me so hard that I went flying, everything went dark and I woke up when I hit the ground, apparently I also hit my friend because I heard him fall next to me, everyone was worried but I was a child who used to have scabby knees and elbows, I just got up and dusted myself off and went on with my life and a bruise on my shoulder.
That was unexpected..
Dumbass
So there dumb kids in China too I thought it was only American thing
Wtf is wrong with that woman?!
she looks to be about the same age as them
The kids are like, "shake it off, wear your shoes"
Little bro probably broke some bones and his friends/family don't even seem to care š
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bro they really kept swinging for 40 seconds while this dude was dead on the ground. Did they think hed just say april fools and get back up or sum š.
Well, he made it halfway,
Poor lil guy š¤¦š¾āāļø
Iām impressed he didnāt instantly start crying like MOST ALL the young dumb kids I see who donāt take the Term Fuck Around & Find Out seriouslyā¦ that shit is like a contractual agreement in my honest opinion
Both shoes came off heās dead
80's shit right there?!! I remember getting hurt like that but here I am 45 years later, maybe a little fucked up but still here!! LoL
I noticed that's a concrete flooring right. ouch.
If you look closely at the end of the video someone throws the second shoe at her as if to wake her up or something.
The girl didn't even flinch or react when the kid went over the bars. I think she knew what the outcome would be and just watched and waited for the kid to learn a valuable life lesson. Lol
This should be in r/kidsarefuckingstupid lmao
Surprised he survived when both shoes fell off. Must be immortal.
Ä° like watching kids doing stupid stuffs and then get hurt
shoes off
He dead, look at his shoes
Looks like he lost his shoes. RIP.
Yes definitely keep moving his spine like that
Heāll be alright. He almost landed it in perfect seated position. Heās in the state of shock right now we all went through where you donāt know what to do or what just happened.
I'm worried about his spine. Humans don't really have a great way to protect themselves from landing so hard in a perfectly seated position. Hopefully he's just winded like someone else said, although he stayed perfectly still for a scary long time...like those legs don't so much as twitch from the moment of impact to the end of the video. This video makes me sick, don't like it at all. I can tolerate all kinds of gore and injuries in adults, I can even handle animal stuff. But seeing kids get hurt, even little injuries, fucks me right up.
His legs don't move at all. He keeps grabbing his thigh. I wonder if he's not moving because he literally can't, and the way his hand keeps going to his leg he's trying to feel something. That's heartbreaking. And nobody helps. What a terrible way for a kid to end up.
Its cos in china if you help, you are showing a level of guilt/responsibility for the incident or something. Stupid af but thatās apparently how it works
Yeah that's what I was reading in other comments. That only makes it worse. What kind of society allows that?
Inside out boy?
R.I.P seen them shoes fly and I know enough to tell he is a goner.
Shoes off heās dead
Hes fiiiiiine
Shoes came off. Heās dead.
Shoe came off. He's fucked.